Thief Info Contest

Notes: Quite some time back, a contest was held for thieves to send in the best infos they'd gotten. I don't recall the date, and none of the thieves provided the specific time they got the info. Here's the ones that I have that were submitted. - Cordir 09:44, 21 June 2012 (MST)

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### [Rubicant says (in common), 'jesus this doods balls fell off']

### [Traume says (in common), 'I'm gonna eat myself']

### [Edge tells Mish (in common), 'NO NO NO AND NO!!!!']

### [Gabriel tells Mordith (in common), 'it started squirting blood and stuf... but now it's all bruised and hurts when I type']

### [Crimson tells Darkfang (in common), 'ok, why not be his g/f until the 300 hours are over?']

### [ Tigrallef tells a rat (in common), 'run']

### [Khorlan says (in common), 'do me again?']

### [Chips says (in common), 'people can hear tells']

### [Ephiny thinks Tranquility is WAY more comfy than a bed]

### Khore killed by Khore at The Void

### [Fifi the maid says, 'Ye shall DIE!']

### [Quarnel says (in common), 'perhaps Nayr should implement a minotaur brothel']

### [Maimer says (in common), 'nuttin, your a city-slicker, you aint got no sense on how to sing a hillbilly song']

### [Tiberius tells Kaleyah (in common), '*Pinch booty* *Whistles innocently* :P']

### [Emaleth says (in common), 'Men']

### [Gregar fixes snow bayonettes and charges]

### [Wish tells Kaldred (in common), 'i'm not anathema, so dont even think about it']

### [ Ogra tells Silence (in ogre), 'Booga bak will braek like small twig!']

### [Kaldred says (in common), 'Hmph, i'm gonna go pk Noctus :P']

### [Gup tells Silonch (in common), 'hehe, I tried to type Silonch, but got 5 iiiiis']

### [Kaldred is a shaman!] You tell Kaldred (in common), 'no you're not!'.

Dogdaze gossips (in common), 'well THAT blows.... You have gotten better at hurricane.'.

### [ Fenrir says (in common), 'you stuck a corpse in it?']

### [Ink says (in common), 'pants suck?']

### [Toke tells Paython (in common), 'want some stuff?']

### [Weezer 's guitar *** ANNIHILATES *** A priestess!]

### [Macabee tells Tassadar (in common), 'will they ever leave safe?']

### [Caligula puts his hands on his hips, and stands with his butt sticking out! what the hell?!?]

### [Jet tells Jet (in common), 'your a sexy pimp, you handsome, Mack Daddy!!']

### [Jet tells Jet (in common), 'TOKUGAWA IS MY HERO!!! AND HE LOOKING MIGHT FINE TODAY!!']

### [Gup says (in common), 'I'm sorry, we girls should stick together']

### [Belsambar group-tells (in common), 'geezus freakin christ...I have the shakes so bad, it looks like I have epilepsy or something']

### [ Maxcivio yells (in common), 'mm coleslaw']

### [Kelanea tweaks Artanis's hind quarter]

### [Tranquility tells Lins (in common), 'so hush. You have nothing to say to me. Women are for more than talking, Lins.']

### [Kaleyah goes postal]

### [Wylin tells Anduin (in common), 'yeah if all newbies were like Lorax we'd be having to fight off 3 week old evils :)']

### [Keller tells DarkClaw (in common), '*gasp* you're not in the guild! What will people think? One of the pillars of the universe gone and all....;)']

### [DarkClaw says (in common), 'Yes, I'm marrying him for his muscle.']

### [Triston says (in common), 'oooo soft cleric butt']

### [ISiTiTiTiS points her longest finger at you]

### [Vex says (in common), 'ack I don't want to kiss you and give you a reason to stay']

### [Keller says (in common), 'she hit on Keller some to get the paladin-ness to rub off on her, or something.']

### [Abe group-tells (in common), 'Vex spanked the fat goat!']

### [Scelus says (in common), 'no boobs in the mens quarters']

### [Havener says (in minotaur), 'oh no they might make me pee my pants']

### [Legolas says (in common), 'its SOOOO much easier to fish if the fish are asleep!']

### [Tassadar just type lick you idiot]

### [Marisa tells Vex (in common), 'Marisa's lostness *** BAFFLES *** you.']

### [Keller is King Dork.]

### [Wylin says (in common), 'back in texas we used to rope the pigs from a truck kinda hick?']

### [Aster says (in common), 'but when anyone has a sanc I might as well be hitting them with a noodle']

### [Dezmond says (in common), 'He would've hit me and I'm not gay... I won't give him a *cuddly* hug']

### [Tripletriztz tries to scrub the enemy flag off you!]

### [Neodis stares dazzedly at Bliss's bum]

### [Tassadar didnt wet his pants :(]

### [Mael says (in common), 'they smell like that heap in og']

### [Tassadar tells Vex (in elven), 'for gods sake man, put those pants on!']