Quotables 2003

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January 11, 2003

Kollen says (in common), 'fondling myself was the only mudsex I got!'. (Cordir)
### [ Abe yells (in common), 'Oh randoms, why has thou forsaken me! (Cordir)
### [Boredom sings, 'I'm just a sweet transvestite...' in a black dress and high heels.] (Cordir)

January 12, 2003

Kalel gossips (in dwarven), 'I also beat up the teenage dwarves and stole their mushrooms, earlier. it felt very "candy from a baby"ish.'. (Cordir)
Daelin gossips (in common), 'Hmmm... Vex's bounty is 56k, I have 2 million in the bank, and no concept of the value of money'. (Cordir)

January 14, 2003

Specious gossips (in elven), 'I would like to buy an assassin for Abe please.'. (Cordir)

January 16, 2003

### [Carrie tears off Wolfwood's nuts and stples them to his fore head.] (Cordir)
### [Wolfwood tells Carrie (in common), 'wonder if a thief picked that up..] (Cordir)

January 17, 2003

Dakkon gossips (in common), 'then again, I get lost more often than marisa :P'. (Marisa)

January 18, 2003

### [ Indiga group-tells (in common), 'oh, the times you want Vex to log on *grin*'] (Cordir)
Daelin gossips (in common), 'Hunting isn't fun anymore. It takes more than 3 minutes to scour the realm, and now there's a "southern" continent'. (Cordir)

January 19, 2003

### [Karyna tells Boromir (in common), 'personally, I have a thing for Aragorn, but you'll do *grin'.] (Cordir)
### [Karyna tells Boromir (in common), 'but Legolas.. oooooh.. them pointy ears sure get me going *snicker*'.] (Cordir)
### [Skie tells Sacaras (in common), 'Yes.. you do. Because if you get me into trouble here, I'll call you.. or im you... or come knocking on your door.. me and my man thong.' (Cordir)

January 20, 2003

### [Mourngrim feels like wearing a frilly dress and some high heels.] (Cordir)

January 21, 2003

Cordir ftells, 'Abe, there's a pleasing assortment of large breasted women in the Baths who are desireous of your company.'. (Cordir)
Tyb says (in common), 'Unless you're a paid subscriber to my web site and then for only 2.99 a month you too can see live footage of Kaldred shaving his butt'. (Cordir)
Snarf says (in common), 'Lanfear told me no ids until i made a desc'. (Cordir)

### [Judge yells (in common), 'Specious stop fondling the centaurs!'] (Cordir)

February 8, 2003

Abe gossips (in common), 'I think Tris needs some 'special' alter time with Ginny.'. (Marisa)

February 9, 2003

Kaern gossips (in common), '*Discovery channel voice-over* this is the mutant cannibal in his philosophical mood'. (Marisa)

February 10, 2003
{{quotable|### [ [[Pez] snuggles up to Garland, slowly drawing a blanket up to shield them from prying eyes...]|Cordir}}

### [Samos tells Wish (in elven), 'you back again... like there arent enough psychotic killers on :)'] (Cordir)
Natilena gossips, 'i really really really wish I could tell you.. having it pop out at me was not a nice suprise'. (Cordir)

Feb 14 - 16, 2003

### [Juxtapoz tells Akai, 'you give out information at a painfully slow rate' (Cordir)

Sicarian says, 'ok, I'll pull out mine, and you pull out yours, and we'll see who's is bigger.' (Cordir)

February 19, 2003

Daelin says, (in common) 'All I'm saying here is that I want to see Cordir's followers go crazy in the head and start slaughtering one another. Is that too much to ask?' (Cordir)

February 20, 2003

Kaern gossips (in common), 'don't make me assault you with frogs'. (Marisa)

February 22, 2003

Maeron auctions (in gnomish), 'I just want the throbbing part'. / Mandrake gossips (in common), 'i bet you do *comfort*'. (Cordir)

February 23, 2003

Lexie cants, 'I honestly think there are no more typos in this entire realm'
Tynian cants, 'Not to worry. I'm adding a few here and there, just to keep the typo industry going.'.

March 4, 2003

Khore gossips, 'I think Peter Pan is missing a few of his Tinkerbells.'. (Cordir)
Triston gossips, 'Are you lost? Do you find your hometown confusing? Do you type the wrong commands in and end up fleeing? Well order Triston's new book, "How not to be a newbie" only 10000 gold'. (Marisa)

March 9, 2003

### [Harkle says (in common), 'don't look at me. I'm in this window to spout off inane chatter.'] (Cordir)

March 11, 2003

Kaern gossips (in common), 'I've been tagged by the crossbow fairy!' (Marisa)

March 18, 2003

Wish shouts (in common), 'if odd appendages start spontaneously emerging from your mid section, thats a good sign'. (Cordir)
### [Rone wakes with a start and slams his head violently into the lid'.] (Cordir)
### [Natilena forgets to add air holes] (Cordir)
### [Wunk says (in common), 'i'm going to quest for a spanking.'] (Cordir)

March 22, 2003

### [Tyrn makes DC a Stephen Hawking talking chair out of spare eq from the pit] (Cordir)

April 3, 2003

Wylin gossips (in common), 'Legolas you exceeded the bright limit showing up on locate, now you have to forfiet 1'. (Cordir)

April 7, 2003

### [Kylanae says (in elven), 'and I imagine my school would appreciate me hosting pictures of naked school coeds on their webspace'] (Cordir)
Belsambar gossips (in common), 'that can't be right...Coleman is on who...guess I'll have to bug it...'.
Coleman gossips, 'didn't anyone inform you that we're reverting back to version 2.x immediately?'.
Coleman gossips, 'I am officially the third sign of the apocolypse'.

April 11, 2003

Tilar gossips (in common), 'ive been pantless for all my levels and no one told me'. (Marisa)

April 19, 2003

Shylok gossips (in common), 'I realized today that if it weren't for precious precious alcohol, I'd rule the world'. (Cordir)

April 20, 2003

Ananasi cants, 'heh [Floyd tells Xzanadin (in common), 'yeah, I told you they are morons. hehhee, good old thieves']'. (Cordir)

April 27, 2003

### [Seraph tells Alex (in common), 'the sex part is the best :P'] (Cordir)
### [Natilena sits back in her recliner drinking fruity drinks watching the poor people xp.] (Cordir)
### [Zeks makes a funny face and gives it to you. Isn't that sweet?] (Cordir)
### [Sickly tells Nibbler (in common), 'do u want to kill me or what?if so then i will stay in one spot and wait.'] (Cordir)

April 28, 2003

Wish cants, 'can i help it if she loves to give a good spanking, and i like to receive?'. (Cordir)
Qeiri ftells, 'Silence is talented, if he can sign while asleep'. (Cordir)

May 12, 2003

Ananasi ftells, 'I think if Ween wants to call himself a genius in his title, he should learn how to spell it :>'. (Cordir)

May 14, 2003

DarkClaw gossips (in common), 'Darnit, Triston! Don't do that while I'm sleeping! *grumble*'.
Schwartz gossips (in common), 'yeah, wake her up first'.

May 17, 2003

Abe gossips (in common), 'Kaern is Gaelic for: 'He who takes you places and gets you killed.. (Cordir)

May 19, 2003

[### Mong says (in common), 'I got more man under this loincloth than most men have all day.' (Cordir)
Kethran nods towards the shadows he last saw Abe standing in. (Cordir)

May 20, 2003

'Tuck tells you (in common), 'is khorlan a mob or a player?'.'. (Factor)
Lanfear ftells, 'I thought Khorlan was a relic :P'. (Cordir)

May 22, 2003

### [Alexis says (in common), 'Look guys - i'm all for sin, but farm animals, i don't think so'. (Cordir)
### [Belsambar tells Rath (in common), 'reactivate and stay a while, I decided we need Conclave to come back to power completely if I'm ever gonna be rid of Vex :P'] (Marisa)

May 23, 2003

### [Somewhere, Slue sees nobody around, so he swaps out his 'Madonna' cd for 'Brittany'..."Oh baby baby"]. (Marisa)

May 25, 2003

Ephiny says (in common), 'I tongued you, isolas'. (Cordir)
Killian says (in common), 'does uh anyone know if tynian is bribable?'. (Cordir)
Abe tells you (in common), 'I'm not scary. I'm joyful and angelic.' (Cordir)
Abe ftells, 'I'll finish my guard shift, then take my liberties, thank you.'. (Cordir)
Isolas says (in elven), 'Think we could get the Lich into a pair of the genie pants?'. (Cordir)
### [Wylin says (in common), 'I didn't feel as smart as I would have if we'd have stayed at a holiday inn express :P'] (Cordir)

May 28, 2003

Ihsahn ftells, 'I swing like a field mouse with artheritis'. (Cordir)

May 29, 2003

Cordir (none)

June 2, 2003

### [Somewhere, Dolomite utters the words, 'comprehend dutch']. (Marisa)

June 5, 2003

### [Isolas says (in common), 'I want a timeline and quotable update' (Cordir)

June 7 2003

### [Ihsahn sings 'Cause she's a jolly good vampire'] (Cordir)

June 8, 2003

Ptarchyzk says (in common), 'I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.'. (Cordir)

June 22, 2003

Tynian gossips, 'But unfortunately, the lag monster saw it's shadow, so 6 more weeks of lag ;-)'. (Cordir)
Qeiri ftells, 'good thing the lag monster didn't see its Sadow ... no telling HOW many more weeks if that happened'. (Cordir)

June 29, 2003

MissFit gossips (in common), 'That was just a trigger...I meant to say, *thbbt* instead'.

MissFit gossips (in common), 'This just to announce, the FoLK will be running TFC until further notice'.
MissFit gossips (in common), 'A couple of new policies...instead of player killing, it will now be player hugging'.

July 22, 2003

Milena says (in common), 'geeze, you go and make something idiot proof, and they go and make a better idiot. (Cordir)

July 27, 2003

Kaern gossips (in common), 'if you're mute, give me a tell'. (Cordir)

August 21, 2003

Schwartz tells Majere, 'you speechlessed a Mirth, nice work'. (Majere)

September 12, 2003

Wish gossips (in common), 'i've been waiting for jynx to have his weekly mob death so i can get his corpse and defile it in unspeakable ways with my special tentacles'. (Ghazkull)

October 19, 2003

Rath says (in common), 'thanks for keeping an eye on my lust-meter '. (Sabella)

November 14, 2003

### [Vex says (in common), 'Bliss makes me flex all the time for her'] (Cordir)

November 23, 2003

### [Somewhere, Tranquility has been given fuzzy handcuffs and a nipple ring for her quest! Yay!] (Cordir)
Boromir ftells, 'you are blowing both too hard and too often'. (Cordir)

December 3, 2003

Vivi ftells, 'a cute and fluffy gnome? arnt gnomes bags of fat?'. (Natilena)

December 23, 2003:

Abe ftells, 'I'm not hidden. You just have bad eyesight.'.
Faile ftells, 'So..Abe..fix my poor eyesight?'.
Abe ftells, 'I'm an ox, not an optometrist.'.

December 31, 2003

Isolas says (in elven), 'Perhaps I can't see the inability to not see the arrogance since I'm too blindly arrogant to be arrogant.' (Cordir)