Boyardee

Boyardee
The Chef
Created	October 1996
Race	Human
Classes	Warrior Paladin Mage Thief
Followed	Larry Molo

Current Description:

Written by Cordir:
A rather jovial man with a white chef hat stands before you, hefting a spatula in one hand, and a cooking spoon in the other. You wonder why he's grinning at you... A stained apron is bound about his plentiful middle, dark drops of blood slowly dripping from the ends of the tie cords. A strange logo appears in the center of the apron - a skeletal hand clutching a paper wrapped White Castle (tm) hamburger. Much changed from the days that he was Paladin and Assistant Chef to the God of Food and Drink, Larry, the gallant Gourmet still knows how work his way around a kitchen... or the fridge.

WHO lists:

Hum [      Paladin      ] Boyardee:Paladin of all good food far and wide.          December 25, 1996
Hum [      Paladin      ] Boyardee is battling his arch-enemy:Hunger!              February 23, 1997
Hum [      Paladin      ] Boyardee is going the distance                           March 27, 1997
Hum [      Paladin      ] Boyardee is baking Demon Bait Cookies                    November 1, 1997
Hum [    Ma:20 Wa:22    ] Boyardee is a Chef on a mission.                         January, 1999
Hum [    Wa:25 Ma:22    ] Boyardeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!       June 21, 1999
Hum [    Wa:27 Ma:22    ] Boyardee, Black Knight of the Conclave                   August 27, 2000
Hum [    Ma:22 Wa:30    ] Boyardee, Black Knight of the Conclave.                  August 07, 2001
Hum [    Ma:26 Wa:30    ] Boyardee, Wizard of the Black Conclave.                  January 1, 2002
Hum [ Th: 7 Wa:30 Ma:30 ] Boyardee, Fallen Knight of the Black Conclave.           January 1, 2003
Hum [ Th:14 Wa:30 Ma:30 ] Boyardee, Fallen Knight of the Black Conclave.           January 11, 2004
Hum [ Th:26 Wa:30 Ma:30 ] Boyardee, Fallen Knight of the Black Conclave.           January 14, 2005
Hum [ Th:29 Wa:30 Ma:30 ] Boyardee, Fallen Knight of the Black Conclave            January 1, 2006

Trivia:

• Boyardee was part of the group that assisted Cordir with her quest to be allowed to marry Deamhan An-Shalach.
• Boyardee attended the wedding of Aslan T'Sarran and Talyn.
• Boyardee attended the 2002 Illinois GT.
• Boyardee was invited to take part in Kaern's assault on the Master's Tower in December of 1998.
• Boyardee was specifically mentioned in the history of Moiraine Al'Stan.
• Boyardee was specifically mentioned in the history of Natas.
• Boyardee came to Palmer's "rescue" from a talking spider... until he learned it was Cordir's pet spider. Boyardee says (in common), 'In that case, carry on'.
• Boyardee was one of the Grand Prize Winners of PezQuest 10, along with Mordith. "They earned a staggering 1140 points to take the prize. Close behind was Team Fate with 1120 points. Unfortunately, this was a winner take all Pez Quest, so Mordith and Boyardee received d the 1,048,000 gold jackpot, and Team Fate earned only the pride and recognition of having played very well."
• Boyardee reguarly showed up in the Quotables, and he particularly enjoyed playing with Mish: ### INFO: Mish says, 'I'm sorry, Boyardee, but I can't find 'gillfens loot'.'. Mish says, 'I'm sorry, Boyardee, but I can't find 'my number. can i have yours?'.'.'.

Personal Timeline:

October 11, 1996: Boyardee levels to Wa:3. December 15, 2002: Boyardee is ranked 8th on the Punishers list. April 27, 2003: Boyardee is ranked 16th on the Justified list, and 16th on the Oppressed list.