Ptarchyzk

Ptarchyzk (I)
Athiest Muggle
Status	Inactive
Race	Human
Classes	Mage Warrior Thief
Last Seen	March 19, 2011

Mud Contributions:

Ptarchyzk sticks his finger in (EVERYONE!!)'s belly button and wriggles it around a bit.
(This habit was later used for inspiration for the restring of a simple ring.)

Ptarchyzk was also known for his colorful gossiped triggers in response to levels:

• Ptarchyzk gossips (in common), 'Kaleyah, please report to Slue so we can remove that illegal level 26. We can't have you getting that big.'.
• Ptarchyzk gossips (in common), 'Keller, please see me to pay your dues for reaching level 4.... Thieves guild rules and all.'.
• Ptarchyzk gossips (in common), 'Ok Malakost, I'm tired of everyone else leveling. Gimmy the points for that level 16... before a dagger finds yer back!'.
• Ptarchyzk gossips (in common), 'Oh look, it's the all new Simalrion, now with the power of a level 13.! Get yers while they're hot!'.
• Ptarchyzk gossips (in common), 'Dang Abe, slow down! Time to go to Demon Realm to test that new level 13.'.
• Ptarchyzk gossips (in common), 'Gratz to Heed for reaching level 17.. How many enemies do you have now?'.
• Ptarchyzk gossips (in common), 'Step back from the level 7, Redrum. It'll only cause you grief in the end.'.
• Ptarchyzk gossips (in halfling), 'Oh lookie lookie! Rath just made level 5!! Let me give you a dagger in the back to show my appreiciation!'.
• Ptarchyzk gossips (in common), 'Mireya just reached level 11.. Let's all check the Who list to see who can kill you now!'.
• Ptarchyzk gossips (in common), 'Yay! Tassadar reached level 14. Finally! Everyone check your ranges and see if you can get 'em or not!'.
• Ptarchyzk gossips (in common), 'Bah humbug. Someone go take that level 7 from Erian... damn leveling people anyway.'.
• Ptarchyzk gossips (in common), 'Bah humbug. Don't be so happy, Teren.. that level 19 won't last forever!'.
• Ptarchyzk gossips (in common), 'ARG! Not again... Would somone PLEASE take care of Vivi and that new level 11 of theirs?'.
• Ptarchyzk gossips (in common), 'Whee! Maeron just reached level 9! Backstabs for everyone!'.
• Ptarchyzk gossips (in common), 'Tynian!! If Novis is allowed to reach level 21, I think we all should get XP for it!'.
• Ptarchyzk gossips (in common), 'Oh lookie lookie! Qeiri just made level 3!! Let me give you a dagger in the back to show my appreciation!'.
• Ptarchyzk gossips (in common), 'Since Slue is busy of late, Grandma Shon can help you with that level 3, Titan.'.
• Ptarchyzk gossips (in common), 'Egads, will you look at this? Beorn has advanced to level 8. At this rate, they'll be Immorting next!'.
• Ptarchyzk gossips (in common), 'Ok Myst.. unless yer willing to give me some of that xp, take back that level 1!!'.
• Ptarchyzk gossips (in common), 'This is annoying. History got themselves a level.. Where's MINE I ask you!'.

Current Description:

Your gaze slides past the tall, slender figure, as unremarkable as any of the hundreds that travel through the city. Something about it, though, pulls your eyes back for a second look. But he's gone. Scanning the area, you spot him again, some distance away. Again, your gaze slides over him, as if he simply wasn't important enough or different enough to notice... that in itself makes you force yourself to look deeper.

From his height, your first thought is 'Elven'... but the breadth of his shoulders swiftly paints a truer picture. Brown hair is cropped short, but a forelock falls boyishly over his piercing blue eyes. However, the assessing, sarcastic, almost arrogant gaze that meets yours is certainly not that of a foppish or callow youth, but rather one who has survived alone for decades and has little to no patience for the foolishness, ineptitude or dogma of others. Worn leathers fit snugly over a body that is wiry but capable, accenting the smoothness of his movement as he glides towards you. His weapons are quiet at his side, but his hands don't stray far from their grip. A slight smirk creeps over his lips as he meets your eyes, and nods. Then he is gone, sliding away to hide in plain sight once more.

Upon examination, you realize that this specimen of humanity called
Ptarchyzk is in perfect health.

WHO Lists:

12/12/1996  :  Hum [ Th:12 Wa:14       ] Ptarchyzk wants +dex leather for arms, legs, head
08/31/2000  :  Hum [    Wa:24 Th:26    ]  Ptarchyzk the Atheistic Muggle
09/22/2001  :  Hum [    Wa:25 Th:26    ]  Ptarchyzk the Atheistic Muggle
09/22/2002  :  Hum [    Th:28 Wa:26    ]  Ptarchyzk the one/only Atheistic Muggle Sneak of TFC
04/06/2003  :  Hum [    Th:29 Wa:26    ]  Ptarchyzk:  <**>  <**> ....
07/25/2003  :  Hum [    Wa:27 Th:30    ]  Ptarchyzk, it's like Arcane's all over again.
12/03/2003  :  Hum [    Wa:29 Th:30    ]  Ptarchyzk, Atheistic Muggle Sneak Extrordinaire. TMQFC
12/22/2003  :  Hum [    Wa:30 Th:30    ]  Ptarchyzk says "No applause, just throw money!"
12/22/2003  :  Hum [    Wa:30 Th:30    ]  Ptarchyzk is the Top Dog Muggle now!!
12/25/2003  :  Hum [    Wa:30 Th:30    ]  Ptarchyzk has been a VERY bad boy.
12/31/2003  :  Hum [    Wa:30 Th:30    ]  Ptarchyzk has been bought
01/01/2004  :  Hum [ Ma: 1 Wa:30 Th:30 ]  Ptarchyzk is still an Atheist.
01/10/2004  :  Hum [ Ma: 5 Wa:30 Th:30 ]  Ptarchyzk fated to be an ex-muggle. Atheistic Sneak
02/02/2004  :  Hum [ Ma: 8 Wa:30 Th:30 ]  Ptarchyzk will get some xp again.. really.
02/24/2004  :  Hum [ Ma: 8 Wa:30 Th:30 ]  Ptarchyzk is pronounced S-M-I-T-H
09/09/2004  :  Hum [ Ma:10 Wa:30 Th:30 ]  Ptarchyzk, Fate, Kindred, Justice.. Mischief!
11/19/2004  :  Hum [ Ma:11 Wa:30 Th:30 ]  Ptarchyzk, Fate, Kindred, Justice.. Mischief!
08/16/2005  :  Hum [ Ma:13 Wa:30 Th:30 ]  Ptarchyzk, Fate, Kindred, Justice.. Mischief!
02/12/2006  :  Hum [ Ma:13 Wa:30 Th:30 ]  Ptarchyzk, Fate, Kindred, Justice.. Mischief!
07/29/2007  :  Hum [ Ma:13 Wa:30 Th:30 ]  Ptarchyzk, Fate, Kindred, Justice.. Mischief!
08/05/2008  :  Hum [ Ma:16 Th:30 Wa:30 ]  Ptarchyzk is The Atheist.. again. Can I Immort now?
01/06/2009  :  Hum [ Ma:16 Th:30 Wa:30 ]  Ptarchyzk is poky-er than Corri
03/19/2011  :  Hum [ Ma:17 Wa:30 Th:30 ]  Ptarchyzk ex-muggle sneak
01/04/2014  :  Hum [ Ma:20 Wa:30 Th:30 ] Ptarchyzk gave Ink the Clap...

Character History:

(Date unknown, log by Cordir)
Ptarchyzk gossips (in common), 'ya know it's getting bad when I post on an alignment issue.. Bah'.

You cant, 'nice post it was, too, ptar'.

Ptarchyzk cants, 'oooo.. the novelist thought it was good@!'.

You cant, 'ppppppppppppbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbblllllllllllllllllllllttttttttttttttttttttttt'.

Ptarchyzk cants, 'eiw!!!! Neutral spit!!!'.

You cant, 'that's *sacred**holy**goddesslike* neutral spit.'.

Ptarchyzk cants, 'Pick a side or something! sheesh!!!'.
Ptarchyzk cants, 'fence sitter!!!'.

You cant, 'Don't make me turn this car around.'.

Ptarchyzk cants, 'never mind!!!'.
Ptarchyzk cants, 'but.. she started it! STOP TOUCHING ME!!!!'.
Ptarchyzk cants, 'ok.. no more beer for me for at least an hour.'.
Ptarchyzk cants, 'I'm being silly.'.

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Muggle For Sale:

[ 14] Ptarchyzk: Muggle for sale, update

Sun Dec 28 13:28:27 2003
To: all
Up for auction to the highest bidder.
One level 40 Muggle's worshipping abilities.
Yes, I'm still an Atheist.. but hey. I've had lotsa requests.

Ptarchyzk Top Dog Muggle.
Bidding closes Dec 31, midnight game time.
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Cordir has the highest bid so far, with Bliss and Grimace in a close second.
Wylin deserves an honorable mention, because I know how much Beer means to him.
I just don't value it as much. :>

Come on Imms! Bid well and often! Time's running short!

[ 18] Kayura: re: Ptarchyzk: Me, them and everyone else

Wed Dec 24 12:31:40 2003
To: all
You don't irritate me. I just said that I hope an immortal
puts you back in your mortal place: far below the worth of any
bid.

Though, I'm amused by the pseudo-insightful responses to
my thoughts on the matter. Yay for mindless masses of mediocrity!

[ 16] Marcalo: Re: Kayura

Wed Dec 24 09:51:58 2003
To: all
Kayura,
Not going to say anything mean...
It is my understanding that Ptar is an old player. 2x if I'm correct.
Back in those times. I can remember a many ppl being recruited
by the gods. Not merely asking the god to allow them to follow.
So. Ptar is just letting the gods know where his loyalty lies...money.

Marc

[ 17] Ptarchyzk: Me, them and everyone else

Wed Dec 24 11:44:12 2003
To: all
I look at it this way...
I can do whatever I want. It's not hurting you so why should you care?
I knew every single FLI on this game as a mortal. Including Molo, who is the longest lasting.
I am not slighting your beliefs in any way. Tender Sensibilities? Deal with it.
Arrogant? You bet I am. Have issues with this? Talk to every level 50 out there.
I bet you'll find they are just as arrogant as I am... if not more.

Thank you to those who have defended me in notes..
Thank you to those who helped me get to this level..
Thank you to those who appreciate me enough to bid..
And thank you to those who feel they have to disparage me for my own actions.
Makes me feel like I'm worth something since what I do irritates you so much.

Ptarchyzk. Muggle extrordinaire

Trivia:

• Ptarchyzk is listed on plaque27 in the room of records:

Ptarchyzk becomes The Final Challenge's first level 40 muggle. 
It is 3pm on Kelir the 14th, the month of the Testing of Fates,
in the year 2629. (December 18th 2003) 
Hum [Wa:30 Th:30] Ptarchyzk, Atheistic Muggle Sneak Extrordinaire.TMQFC.

• Credited as being one of the factors that led to the downfall of the Arcanes, Ptarchyzk the Warrior Thief has always been an independent cuss more than willing to cause a riot. Enraged by Uriel killing him then attempting to use his own EQ to try and bribe him into following Torchbearer, Ptarchyzk began a one thief crusade. NO Arcane was safe from Ptar's INFO... and that info went right to the Pk'ers in range.
• In his slow 3x days, Ptarchyzk is known to have broken into Cordir's temple and braided a bunch of her spiderwebs into a hammock (in which, Okk (and others) is rumored to enjoy hiding oranges.)

Player Provided Information

02/28/2008 : Corri says (in common), 'this mud also taught me how to spell ptarchyzk. Only very slightly less useful than how to spell hierophant'.

Player Information:

Ptarchyzk was married to Emaleth. They hosted several GTs in their home in Arizona, before moving to Oregon.