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Golson (I)
Created 2004-11-03
Status Active
Race Elf
Classes Mage
Ranger
Thief
Followed Molo
Schwartz
Seraph
Isolas


Mud Contributions:

[Note 17] Golson: Just a reminder Dark can't be trusted

Sun May 8 18:06:07 2005
To: all
Maeron interferred with a spar he set up between orion and gyro
and of course they kept the eq
just a reminder in case dark ever tries to trade with your or spar with you, assume they wont keep word

[Note 12] Golson: rincewind and athorne's following

Sat Sep 10 05:08:43 2005
To: all
rincewind asks me to test his svs, so i say sure sanc me
I go up to tc and he steals my container
I guess there are no honorable followings left

[Idea 89] Golson: warbanner

Sun Jan 29 00:38:43 2006
To: all
Viewing Status: ALL
how about letting followings design their own, like a wwp symbol that people would actually wear
assuming it was -1svs like the others
I'd also be in favor of giving fli's the power to give a special banner
or different ranked banners to certain players
so it would work like this, a demi god might get a -1svs banner for whoever wants it
and a 1 -2svs banner for a special follower of the FLI's choosing
a lessor god could perhaps give out a couple of special banners
the best being -3 svs, and then a -2svs or two.
another idea would be to have the special banner(s) change str based on
the following's power level, so the special warbanner of greater power -3svs
the warbanners, designed with the emblems of the appropriate following
would then pop on the person's corpse if it died, just like following
wwp's do now.

[Note 18] Golson: fyi Ink has a fake simple he is trying to trade

Mon Jan 30 14:11:35 2006
To: all
eldric can confirm the details, he said its 5,6 but wouldnt agree to use imp id sphere on it
and wouldnt use linkin as the middle person

[Note 24] Golson: roster

Mon Feb 13 14:49:11 2006
To: all
What does it do? I don't see a helpfile on it etc
i checked the version notes and there is nothing explaining what it does
yet Argo apparently knows what it does (see his idea on roster)
could someone direct me to where I can find that out
Perhaps Argo could indicate his source of this information
Unless of course its immortal only, but that still begs the question
How did Argo come upon that information?

[Idea 124] Golson: enchant weapon

Mon Feb 13 13:29:53 2006
To: all
Viewing Status: ALL
currently good enchant is ae, evil is ag, ua is agae, and neutral agae
We should either change neutral enchant to au
or change good and evil enchants to be anti-neutral
neutrality already has many code advantages, especially one sided protections
they are supposed to be defensive not agressive, so why can they use everyone elses simples
but no one can use theirs?, please make one of the two suggested changes
that way either neutrals can use good and evil enchants and good and evils can use neutral enchant
or neutral cant use good and evil enchants and good and evils cant use neutral's enchant

[Note 10] Golson: Kaltar

Sat Apr 28 16:44:06 2007
To: cordir isolas
fyi i attacked kaltar and nearly killed him
afterwards he told me he followed cordir
he did not have fate in his title and obviously i cannot see aura as a mage
I apologize for this, I had no idea he was fate
he has changed his title to insert it

[Note 31] Golson: spar

Mon Feb 28 21:03:15 2011
To: all
ode to the spar
How I have missed you
Please, please come back
(even if it means changing code so spells drop from spar death)

Current Description:


WHO Lists:

11/04/2004 -  Elf [    Ma:11 Ra: 9    ] Golson, Apprentice of the Black Conclave
11/13/2004 -  Elf [    Ma:14 Ra:11    ] Golson, Apprentice of the Black Conclave
11/13/2004 -  Elf [    Ma:15 Ra:11    ] Golson, Apprentice of the Black Conclave
11/13/2004 -  Elf [    Ma:16 Ra:11    ] Golson, Apprentice of the Black Conclave
11/14/2004 -  Elf [    Ma:17 Ra:11    ] Golson, Apprentice of the Black Conclave
11/14/2004 -  Elf [    Ra:12 Ma:17    ] Golson, Apprentice of the Black Conclave
11/14/2004 -  Elf [    Ra:12 Ma:17    ] Golson, Mage of the Black Conclave
11/26/2004 -  Elf [    Ra:13 Ma:17    ] Golson, Apprentice of Nashite Circle of Choice.
12/02/2004 -  Elf [    Ra:14 Ma:17    ] Golson, Apprentice of Nashite Circle of Choice.
01/18/2005 -  Elf [    Ma:19 Ra:17    ] Golson, Apprentice of Nashite Circle of Choice.
03/21/2005 -  Elf [    Ma:28 Ra:27    ] Golson, exping Advocate of Choice
03/23/2005 -  Elf [    Ma:29 Ra:27    ] Golson, exping Advocate of Choice
03/27/2005 -  Elf [    Ra:28 Ma:30    ] Golson, exping Advocate of Choice
03/28/2005 -  Elf [    Ra:29 Ma:30    ] Golson, exping Advocate of Choice
03/28/2005 -  Elf [    Ra:29 Ma:30    ] Golson elite....st of Choice! Praise Nash!
04/05/2005 -  Elf [    Ra:30 Ma:30    ] Golson elite....st of Choice! Praise Nash!
05/14/2005 -  Elf [    Ra:30 Ma:30    ] Golson elite....st of Choice! Praise Nash!
01/08/2006 -  Elf [    Ra:30 Ma:30    ] Golson choice slayer of nexus
08/25/2006 -  Elf [    Ra:30 Ma:30    ] Golson, Official Shill of the Nashite Magi
05/19/2007 -  Elf [    Ra:30 Ma:30    ] Golson, Official Shill of the Nashite Magi
02/26/2011 -  Elf [ Th: 7 Ra:30 Ma:30 ] Golson, the Pacifist
03/05/2011 -  Elf [ Th:20 Ra:30 Ma:30 ] Golson, the Pacifist
03/06/2011 -  Elf [ Th:21 Ra:30 Ma:30 ] Golson, the Pacifist
03/06/2011 -  Elf [ Th:22 Ra:30 Ma:30 ] Golson, the Pacifist
03/18/2011 -  Elf [ Th:22 Ra:30 Ma:30 ] Golson, the cuddly bunny
03/18/2011 -  Elf [ Th:23 Ra:30 Ma:30 ] Golson, the cuddly bunny
03/19/2011 -  Elf [ Th:24 Ra:30 Ma:30 ] Golson, the cuddly bunny
03/26/2011 -  Elf [ Th:25 Ra:30 Ma:30 ] Golson, the cuddly bunny
03/26/2011 -  Elf [ Th:26 Ra:30 Ma:30 ] Golson, the cuddly bunny
03/27/2011 -  Elf [ Th:27 Ra:30 Ma:30 ] Golson, the cuddly bunny
03/27/2011 -  Elf [ Th:28 Ra:30 Ma:30 ] Golson, the cuddly bunny
02/07/2012 -  Elf [ Ra:30 Th:30 Ma:30 ] Golson, the cuddly bunny
08/23/2012 -  Elf [ Ra:30 Th:30 Ma:30 ] Golson, the cuddly bunny


Golson Tarred and Feathered:


So before I get to the log, some context might be called for.

Cordir announced she was going to be away and I may have mentioned tping her office while she was out.

So the next time I type who, I notice that my title had been changed to state I would be tarred and feathered if I tp'd Lady Cordir's office.

So naturally her office needed to be tp'd.

Despite the mob's title quite clearly stating that it was "someone other than Golson is here furiously spreading tp around", Cordir somehow saw through the ruse. This is what followed:


<913hp(1072) 673ma(714) 926mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone has transferred you.
A Midnight Garden
[Exits: none]

The breathtaking loveliness of a midnight shadowed garden embraces you. The
night sky is filled with stars... no, not stars, but strands of light which
shimmer at the edges of sight. The soft call of unseen birds provides sweet
melody to please the ear and the low hoot of an owl echoes out of the trees,
only to be answered by the harsh, mocking scream of a carrion crow. A thick
tangle of web-shrouded crimson briar roses marks the boundaries of the area
and every conceivable variety of flower blooms within, despite the darkness.
At the center of the garden lies an ornate multi-tiered fountain, ebon fire
lighting the cascades from within. Benches have been placed invitingly in a
semi-circle around the stone basin of the fountain, set just inside a thick
band of mithril.

You managed to trample any tracks that were here...

( 5) A black tar-like substance sits here.
(White Aura) A distressingly large, shiny black spider weaves webs here.

<913hp(1072) 673ma(714) 926mv 309967gp ft: none > d
Alas, you cannot go that way.

<913hp(1072) 673ma(714) 926mv 309967gp ft: none >
You land in a pile of warm, hot, sticky tar.

<913hp(1072) 673ma(714) 926mv 309967gp ft: none > l
A Midnight Garden
[Exits: none]

The breathtaking loveliness of a midnight shadowed garden embraces you. The
night sky is filled with stars... no, not stars, but strands of light which
shimmer at the edges of sight. The soft call of unseen birds provides sweet
melody to please the ear and the low hoot of an owl echoes out of the trees,
only to be answered by the harsh, mocking scream of a carrion crow. A thick
tangle of web-shrouded crimson briar roses marks the boundaries of the area
and every conceivable variety of flower blooms within, despite the darkness.
At the center of the garden lies an ornate multi-tiered fountain, ebon fire
lighting the cascades from within. Benches have been placed invitingly in a
semi-circle around the stone basin of the fountain, set just inside a thick
band of mithril.

Golson was last here, traveling in circles.

( 5) A black tar-like substance sits here.
(White Aura) A distressingly large, shiny black spider weaves webs here.

<913hp(1072) 673ma(714) 926mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone drops a deep brown feather.

<913hp(1072) 673ma(714) 926mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone drops a deep brown feather.

<939hp(1072) 705ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone drops a deep brown feather.

<939hp(1072) 705ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone drops a deep brown feather.

<939hp(1072) 705ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone drops a deep brown feather.

<939hp(1072) 705ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none > emote tries not to sneeze
Golson tries not to sneeze.

<939hp(1072) 705ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone drops a deep brown feather.

<939hp(1072) 705ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone drops a deep brown feather.

<939hp(1072) 705ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone drops a deep brown feather.

<939hp(1072) 705ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone drops a deep brown feather.

<939hp(1072) 705ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone drops a deep brown feather.

<939hp(1072) 705ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone drops a deep brown feather.

<939hp(1072) 705ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none > l
A Midnight Garden
[Exits: none]

The breathtaking loveliness of a midnight shadowed garden embraces you. The
night sky is filled with stars... no, not stars, but strands of light which
shimmer at the edges of sight. The soft call of unseen birds provides sweet
melody to please the ear and the low hoot of an owl echoes out of the trees,
only to be answered by the harsh, mocking scream of a carrion crow. A thick
tangle of web-shrouded crimson briar roses marks the boundaries of the area
and every conceivable variety of flower blooms within, despite the darkness.
At the center of the garden lies an ornate multi-tiered fountain, ebon fire
lighting the cascades from within. Benches have been placed invitingly in a
semi-circle around the stone basin of the fountain, set just inside a thick
band of mithril.

You managed to trample any tracks that were here...

(11) The rich tones of this deep brown feather are exquisite.
( 5) A black tar-like substance sits here.
(White Aura) A distressingly large, shiny black spider weaves webs here.

<939hp(1072) 705ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none > wince
You wince. Ouch!

<939hp(1072) 705ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone utters the words, 'hurricane'

<965hp(1072) 714ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Feathers fly everywhere!

<965hp(1072) 714ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone tells you, '(take off your robe)'.

<991hp(1072) 714ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none > rem robe
You stop using a rune-covered robe.
You have lost 98 mana.

<991hp(1072) 714ma(616) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone gives you a robe smeared with tar and turkey feathers.

<991hp(1072) 714ma(616) 932mv 309967gp ft: none > wear robe
You wear a robe smeared with tar and turkey feathers on your body.

You have gained 98 mana.
<991hp(1072) 714ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none > exam robe
Black tar and a pillow's worth of feathers make this robe look less than regal.
You see the following faint symbols: [emAG|AC 10 int:3 svs:-5 5#]

<1017hp(1072) 714ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none > gos uhm, if lady Cordir says she will tar and feather you
You gossip (in common), 'uhm, if lady Cordir says she will tar and feather you'.

<1017hp(1072) 714ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none > gos she apparently is quite literal
You gossip (in common), 'she apparently is quite literal'.

<1043hp(1072) 714ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none > gos just an fyi
You gossip (in common), 'just an fyi'.

<1043hp(1072) 714ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Tinct gossips (in common), 'lol'.

<1043hp(1072) 714ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Malice gossips (in common), 'i wanna see'.

<1043hp(1072) 714ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone says, '(look robe)'.

<1043hp(1072) 714ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none > l robe
Some people do NOT have the common sense Tynian gave a goose... or a turkey.
Given clear warning, the wearer of this robe simply couldn't resist pulling
a prank on the Goddess of Fate. In cahoots with others, a plan was hatched,
and an office 'redecorated.'

There were repercussions, of course: Neither Karma nor Fate can be avoided.
So true to Her word, a tar and feathering occured.

<1043hp(1072) 714ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone has transferred you.

You feel haunted.

<1062hp(1072) 673ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Thor gossips, 'I guess I shouldn't have put that extra desc saying: No, just kidding, it really is Golson.'.

<1062hp(1072) 673ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none > gos hah
You gossip (in common), 'hah'.


<1072hp(1072) 705ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
The ghost of Champas Bladebane shimmers and solidifies slightly.

<1062hp(1072) 695ma(714) 922mv 309967gp ft: none >
Thor gossips, 'What can I say...live and learn.'.

<1054hp(1072) 685ma(714) 912mv 309967gp ft: none >
The ghost of Champas Bladebane shimmers and solidifies slightly.

<1050hp(1072) 680ma(714) 907mv 309967gp ft: none > who just
=================================================
You (90) attacked by Cordir (73) on Mon Nov 28 16 20:08:59.
You (90) attacked by Cordir (73) on Mon Nov 28 16 20:07:17.

Trivia:


Golson Gizzardz and Comice Pear Salad

[ 47] Crunch: Golson Gizzardz and Comice Pear Salad
Mon Jul 25 19:34:33 2016
To: all

Ingredienz:

1 lb. Golson gizzardz; 1/4 cup elf oil; 1/4 cup red wine vinegar; salt
pepper; various herbs; 1/4 cup sherry; 2 Comice pears; 1 tbs. mustard
4 tbs. vinegar; 1/2 lb. lettuce and other greens

Directionz:

Acquire interesting pears from traveling merchant.  Steal lettuce, and
grab some weed by side of Great Western Road.  Look for an Elf that
doesn't recognize you - Yo, Mael!  Hugz him tight, checking levels in
patented Elf Oil Catcher.  When he gently shoves you away, bow and run.
Have Lola send an invitation to Golson for a special massage at the Baths.
Wash and pat the Golson dry, he thinks he's getting a massage.... Check the
herbal-infused warm cloth across his eyes.  Yes, he looks sleepy.  Dry his
belly button (he's an innie - what are you?).  He giggles. You giggle.  Take
an ice pick and quickly stab him through the button!  Grab your newly-patented
Gizzard Grabberz, and yank something out of his belly button.  You don't have
time to investigate what it is, he starts *** ANNIHILATING *** you!  But...he's
only wearing a towel?  RUN AWAY!!  A trail of entrailz trails behind you.  Back
at Ruby's, hang the Golson innardz over the mesquite smoker.  Mmmm.  Next, core
and seed the pears (not Ruby).  Cut into 1/4 inch cubes (yes, the pears *not*
Ruby).  In mixing bowl, stir together mustard, sherry, vinegar, and Mael oil,
then add pears.  In a 12-inch saute pan, heat remaining elf oil until smoking
hot!  Season gizzardz with salt, pepper, and herbs, then place in pan, stirring
constantly until cooked through, about 7 to 8 min.  Dress the lettuce and greens
with pear mixture in center of plates.  Divide gizzardz over salad, sprinkling
colorful herbs for added oomph.

Servz:  1 Ogre, 3 Dwarf, 4 Gnome

Bone Appetite!

From Crunch's Alphabet Soup

Player Provided Information:


Personal Timeline:

May 22, 2005 - Golson is named Anathema for slaying Qeiri of the Chosen of Fate.
September 10, 2005 - Golson gossips (in common), 'thats the closest come from behind win ive ever seen. gotta watch your behind when rince is on'.
November 21, 2005 - Golson slays Qeiri of Fate a second time.
August 16, 2009 - Hedschott decides to celebrate his 200th birthday by killing Golson.
March 19, 2011 - Belsambar gossips (in common), 'I'll say this, Golson does a lot better job landing on me than people with higher dmg/hr'. ### [Golson cants (in common), '(whispers) ranger hr he has cleric as primary so cleric hr']
March 26, 2011 - Golson is the subject of a Quotable: Cordir cants, 'Golson, you should be in a fine and chipper mood, given that you got a chance to slap me around earlier.'.
September 12, 2014 - Golson kills Lanae in 8 minutes, 8 seconds
September 28, 2014 - Sparhawk gossips (in common), 'Golson's now hit me 3 times while exping on accident:P'.


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