Sami-Whacks

The many attempts to kill Samiyah....

1. Date Unknown / Unknown (prior to 11/20/2011)
2. 06/13/12: Portobello -- just a quick reminder to be watchful... he healed me afterwards.
3. 07/12/12: MikGub -- Ooops! Abbreviations got me rifted!
4. Date Unknown / Unknown (Some time between 07/08 - 07/10, probably benign)
5. 07/12/12 - Orgrim -- in Nydia. Rifts HURT!!
6. 07/14/12 - Cremini -- Ooops! Abbreviations got me whacked!
7. 07/14/12 - Daedalus -- Oh dear, in range of the big guys now :( (While helping a newbie get out of Midgaard by picking the East Gate.)
8. 07/20/12 - Nebucanezzer -- in the Great Eastern Desert, with the Flamestrike. Ouch!
9. 07/20/12 - Hedschott -- in Riverdale Plantation while I was grouped with Crunch and Posion. Absolutely terrifying. :( (But he helped me with a MM afterwards!)
10. 08/13/12 - Hedschott -- while Teva was helping me with LQs in Gertek's Tomb... thank goodness, I escaped! (Hedschott's crush EVISCERATES you. Hedschott's crush EVISCERATES you. Hedschott's pound MUTILATES you. Attempting to flee... fleeing some more... thank Tynian for wimpy settings!) Hedschott tells you (in common), '<3 :)'.
11. 08/15/12 - The ghost of a roaming heap of rubble's life-drain *** ANNIHILATES *** you! // You (60) attacked by Tes (21) on Wed Aug 15 12 14:51:17.  :( That's what I get for going afk. Lesson learned. (But then he dropped a scroll at my feet, so...)
12. 09/09/12 - Sycora Starbreeze - while I was helping Ethran (a low level) to mobhunt. Sycora says (in elven), 'there is no more legion'.
13. 09/12/12 - Daedalus.. Market Square... Daedalus's whip MASSACRES you. Daedalus's whip MASSACRES you. Ack! Flee!
14. 09/12/12 - Daedalus.. A Side Street... Daedalus arrives from the south. Daedalus's whip MASSACRES you. Daedalus's whip MASSACRES you. Ack! Bard, you need to be fleeing a lot more!!
15. 09/12/12 - Daedalus.. Market Square... (wasn't I just here?) Daedalus arrives from the south. Daedalus's whip MASSACRES you. Daedalus's whip MASSACRES you. Attempting to flee... ack!! Darn, he's persistent! And he hits HARD!
16. 09/17/12 - Hedschott - well, he knew where I was headed, and lurked until I walked right into his curse! (monty python voice)Run Awaaaaaay!!(/monty python voice)
17. 09/17/12 - Hedschott - Only got a room away, dispelled the curse, but he was on me before I could quaff out... had to flee again and seek Other Means of Escape!
18. 12/30/12 - Sparring for the first time ever with Belgarion.
19. 12/30/12 - Sparring (and bleeding a lot)
20. 12/30/12 - Sparring (and fleeing a lot)
21. 12/30/12 - Sparring (and making Belgarion laugh with the ridiculousness of it.)
22. 01/29/13 - Climbing In The Southern Mountains: Hedschott utters the words, 'judifgz'. You feel unclean.
23. 01/29/13 - Thalos Pass: Hedschott's crush MASSACRES you.
24. 01/29/13 - Climbing In The Southern Mountains: Hedschott utters the words, 'qaiyjguai'. Huh?!?
25. 01/29/13 - A Mound of Moss-covered Stones: c alarm Hedschott / You don't have the faintest idea how to do that, but you try anyway. / Hedschott's crush MASSACRES you.
26. 01/29/13 - In the Fungus Gardens: You parry Hedschott's attack. Hedschott's crush EVISCERATES you. You parry Hedschott's attack.
27. 02/04/13 - The Hallway of Creation: Mugen appears out of nowhere. Mugen fades into existence. Mugen's backstab misses you.
28. 02/04/13 - The Hallway of Creation: Mugen arrives from the north. You parry Mugen's attack. Mugen's pierce MUTILATES you. Mugen's pierce MUTILATES you.
29. 02/04/13 - In a Tunnel between Catacombs: Mugen arrives from the north. You make the gesture necessary to invoke your spell. You are unable to open a gateway. Mugen's pierce maims you. Mugen overpowers your parry attempt. Mugen's pierce MUTILATES you.
30. 02/04/13 - In a Tunnel between Catacombs: Mugen arrives from the west. Mugen attacks, but you manage to scramble out of the way. Mugen overpowers your parry attempt. Mugen's pierce MUTILATES you. You parry Mugen's attack. Mugen dodges your attack. (And later: Mugen says (in common), 'sorry, i was tempted'. You say (in common), 'I bear no ill will.'.)
31. 02/06/13 - Northern Avenue: Betrayal!! Belgarion's crush EVISCERATES you. Samiyah looks at you curiously, raising one eyebrow.
32. 03/05/2013 - Ye Tastie Bakerie: Teva. Lesson: Do not stop to chat with Natilena when you are buying cookies, not in safe. You evade Teva's attack. Teva's crush *** DEMOLISHES *** you. You evade Teva's attack. You twist around to lessen the impact of Teva's attack. Teva's crush DISEMBOWELS you. Your jump outer crescent kick maims Teva.
33. 03/05/2013 - The South-West Corner of the Town Square: Teva. No. Really. Pay attention. Teva's crush MASSACRES you. No way! You are still fighting!
34. 03/05/2013 - The Western Side of the Town Square: Teva. Combat? Ack! You dodge Teva's attack. You evade Teva's attack. No way! You are still fighting!
35. 03/05/2013 - The North-West Corner of the Town Square: Teva. Run. Run away. You aren't fighting anyone. You evade Teva's attack.
36. 03/05/2013 - Vern's Amazing Fish Boutique: Teva. Fleeing would be good. You dodge Teva's attack. Your riposte devastates Teva. You twist around to lessen the impact of Teva's attack. You dodge Teva's attack. No way! You are still fighting!
37. 03/05/2013 - The North-West Corner of the Town Square: Teva. This is no fun. Escape? Teva's crush MASSACRES you. You sure are BLEEDING! Attempting to flee...
38. 03/05/2013 - The North-West Corner of the Town Square: Teva. Gah. Summoned. So much for -saves, Ink!! Teva has summoned you! You dodge Teva's attack. Teva's crush EVISCERATES you. You sure are BLEEDING! Attempting to flee...