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|name = Mercury | |name = Mercury | ||
|incarnation = XIII | |incarnation = XIII | ||
|styled_as = | |styled_as = The Drunken Bard | ||
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|created = September 25, 2016 | |created = September 25, 2016 | ||
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== Current Description: == | == Current Description: == | ||
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Mercury is the standard over-drinking half-elf in recovery. | Mercury is the standard over-drinking half-elf in recovery.<BR> | ||
With what appears to be cardboard wings taped to his shoes | With what appears to be cardboard wings taped to his shoes<BR> | ||
and Halloween fairy wings glitter-glued to a pair of earmuffs, | and Halloween fairy wings glitter-glued to a pair of earmuffs,<BR> | ||
it appears that Mercury has taken the entire "messenger | it appears that Mercury has taken the entire "messenger<BR> | ||
of the gods" thing way to seriously. | of the gods" thing way to seriously.<BR> | ||
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When Mercury notices you looking at him, he tries to pull his | When Mercury notices you looking at him, he tries to pull his<BR> | ||
much-too-small shirt down over his giant beer belly. However, | much-too-small shirt down over his giant beer belly. However,<BR> | ||
with him refusing to put down his beer to do so, he spills | with him refusing to put down his beer to do so, he spills<BR> | ||
on himself, making you realize that it isn't a brown tie-die | on himself, making you realize that it isn't a brown tie-die<BR> | ||
shirt at all. It may have actually been white at some point. | shirt at all. It may have actually been white at some point.<BR> | ||
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Mercury is in a perpetually semi-drunken state. | Mercury is in a perpetually semi-drunken state.<BR> | ||
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== WHO Lists: == | == WHO Lists: == | ||
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Mercury has several restrings: | Mercury has several restrings: | ||
(Artifact magic) a broken pair of beer goggles [m|AC 0 ts:32 0#|neck] | '''(Artifact magic) a broken pair of beer goggles [m|AC 0 ts:32 0#|neck]''' | ||
look goggles: The broken bottoms of two beer mugs have been formed into a pair of goggles. | look goggles: <BR> | ||
The broken bottoms of two beer mugs have been formed into a pair of goggles. | |||
(Weak magic) (Glowing) a real doozy of a hangover [gm|svs:-2 1#|decoration] | '''(Weak magic) (Glowing) a real doozy of a hangover [gm|svs:-2 1#|decoration]''' | ||
look hangover: THIS... this is not your garden-variety hangover. This is far | look hangover: <BR> | ||
beyond the amateur efforts of teenage boys feeling their oats. | THIS... this is not your garden-variety hangover. This is far | ||
It exceeds the practiced oblivion of old men who have nothing | beyond the amateur efforts of teenage boys feeling their oats. | ||
to live for. This is a gleeful, deliberate, worshipful affair | It exceeds the practiced oblivion of old men who have nothing | ||
with the demon alcohol. A passionate debacle. A choreography | to live for. This is a gleeful, deliberate, worshipful affair | ||
of inebriation. A love-poem to Bacchanalian excess. A howling | with the demon alcohol. A passionate debacle. A choreography | ||
Katzenjammer of EPIC proportion. | of inebriation. A love-poem to Bacchanalian excess. A howling | ||
Katzenjammer of EPIC proportion. | |||
(Potent magic) a bedraggled, beer-stained, and road-worn robe [m|AC 3 svs:-3 da:3 mr:2 1#|about-body] | ('''Potent magic) a bedraggled, beer-stained, and road-worn robe [m|AC 3 svs:-3 da:3 mr:2 1#|about-body]''' | ||
look robe: Road dust and beer stains co-mingle on the soiled surfaces of this robe. | look robe: <BR> | ||
Road dust and beer stains co-mingle on the soiled surfaces of this robe. | |||
== Player Provided Information: == | == Player Provided Information: == | ||
Revision as of 13:06, 10 April 2018
| Mercury (XIII) | |
| The Drunken Bard | |
| Created | September 25, 2016 |
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| Status | Active |
| Race | Half-Elf |
| Classes | Bard |
Mud Contributions:
Current Description:
Mercury is the standard over-drinking half-elf in recovery.
With what appears to be cardboard wings taped to his shoes
and Halloween fairy wings glitter-glued to a pair of earmuffs,
it appears that Mercury has taken the entire "messenger
of the gods" thing way to seriously.
When Mercury notices you looking at him, he tries to pull his
much-too-small shirt down over his giant beer belly. However,
with him refusing to put down his beer to do so, he spills
on himself, making you realize that it isn't a brown tie-die
shirt at all. It may have actually been white at some point.
Mercury is in a perpetually semi-drunken state.
WHO Lists:
Character History:
Trivia:
Mercury has several restrings:
(Artifact magic) a broken pair of beer goggles [m|AC 0 ts:32 0#|neck]
look goggles:
The broken bottoms of two beer mugs have been formed into a pair of goggles.
(Weak magic) (Glowing) a real doozy of a hangover [gm|svs:-2 1#|decoration]
look hangover:
THIS... this is not your garden-variety hangover. This is far beyond the amateur efforts of teenage boys feeling their oats. It exceeds the practiced oblivion of old men who have nothing to live for. This is a gleeful, deliberate, worshipful affair with the demon alcohol. A passionate debacle. A choreography of inebriation. A love-poem to Bacchanalian excess. A howling Katzenjammer of EPIC proportion.
(Potent magic) a bedraggled, beer-stained, and road-worn robe [m|AC 3 svs:-3 da:3 mr:2 1#|about-body]
look robe:
Road dust and beer stains co-mingle on the soiled surfaces of this robe.
Player Provided Information:
Personal Timeline:
September 2017: Smashed the competition in the "Wow, Cordir is Old" Quest, taking first place.
04/08/18:
Player Information: