Before you stands an imposing figure, six and one-half
feet of pure warrior, adorned in an immaculate suit of armor,
which barely restrains the mass of coiled muscle beneath.
Behind this guy you see Yelp, frantically trying to get a rubber chicken off his head.
Yelp won't win any beauty contests.
Yelp is in perfect health.
Yelp is using:
<used as light> (Magical) (Glowing) a war banner
<worn on finger> (Magical) a simple ring
<worn around neck> (Magical) a Major Amulet of True Seeing
<worn around neck> (Magical) a Minor Amulet of Anti-Theft
<worn on body> (Magical) a suit of mithril plate
<worn on head> (Magical) a rubber chicken
<worn on legs> (Magical) a pair of plate leggings
<worn on feet> (Magical) a pair of banded mail boots
<worn on hands> (Magical) a pair of plate gloves
<worn on arms> (Magical) runed mithril bracers
<worn as shield> (Magical) a metal large shield
<worn about body> (Magical) a padded cloth cloak
<worn about waist> (Magical) a scale mail girth
<worn around wrist> (Magical) a plate bracer
<worn around wrist> (Magical) a bronze plate bracer
Hum [ Cl:28 Wa:30 ] Yelp...Mirthmeat. Yum 06/26/1996 Hum [ Cl:29 Wa:30 ] Yelp has a pocket full of Mirth 09/21/1996 Hum [ Cl:29 Wa:30 ] Yelp has a pocket full of Mirth 03/16/1997 Hum [ Cl:29 Wa:30 ] Yelp, 08/08/1997 Hum [ Wa:29 Cl:26 ] Yelp utters the words 'create Mirth' (Syrinx 50) Hum [ Cl:29 Wa:30 ] Yelp. 01/05/2000
Install of the Mountain of Knowledge: The Magistrate says, 'Well, if you want Yelp hauled in, it will cost you 1682538 gold.'.
Last moments of 2x: ExarKun's acid blast maims Yelp!
- Yelp received votes for Most Humorous Mortal in the BlissPoll 2000A.
- Yelp cheered his fellow Mirthie, upon Gryphon’s promotion to Ambassador.
- Yelp was the first person to sign the Original TFC Guestbook: TFC Website Visitor Log.
- Yelp was specifically named in Larry’s Immortal history.