Pez Quest 9

[ 24] Pez: Pez Quest 9!!
Thu Nov 15 16:00:13 2001
To: all
In celebration of all the new TFC enthusiasm and of Tynian's hard work
I hereby announce that I am taking donations for Pez Quest 9.
This Pez Quest will occur within the next week or so and is open to all
players, regardless of level. Even newbies will have the capability to win.
Already 500k in gold has been donated to the jackpot and we are
shooting for a final jackpot of at least 1 million in gold.
I will announce the specific details of the quest when it officially begins.

Pez, Dwarven Prince, Maggot Stomper, and All Around Swell Guy


[ 9] Pez: Pez Quest 9 Officially Begins!!
Fri Nov 16 21:46:44 2001
To: all
It is time to play Pez Quest 9!
As many of you may know, I was recently reincarnated into the body of a dwarf. Well, what's done is done and I have to make the best of it. The problem is that I'm really short, even for a dwarf, and I haven't found a mirror low enough to the ground to be able to see what I actually look like! I've only been able to discern a number of clues from the few snide and rude remarks that have come my way from various folks I've run into. Therefore, I need your help. Your task is to help me write my character description. There are only a few simply rules to follow:

1. You must use all of the words from the clue list below. This is crucial since these are the clues I've already gathered. If your description is missing any of these words, it will be rejected. You may alter the words as far as tense, or pluralization, etc., as long as the meaning stays the same.

aardvark
porous
clam-juice
mango
squinty
flammable

2. The description must comply fully with TFC standards of taste and decorum. You can be as brutally honest, comical, disgusting, flattering or idiotic as you please, as long as you remain within the well known boundaries. Entries that are so obscene as to be unprintable will be rejected outright. Your treatment of me in the description, negative or positive, will have no bearing on your chances of winning since I will not be the final judge of the entries. I will describe how the winners will be chosen once all entries are received.

3. Finally, all entries should be sent to me, and me alone, at pezzypezpez@hotmail.com. If anyone else is on the recipient list the entry will be rejected.

All entries must be received no later than 12:00 p.m. on November 21st.
Good luck!!!
Pez


[ 10] Pez: Pez Quest 9 Addendum
Fri Nov 16 22:07:12 2001
To: all
Pez Quest entries must be received by 12:00 p.m. mud time, November 21st... That's 2:00 p.m. Eastern Standard Time.
Players may enter more than once. As always I reserve the right to alter the game rules and dates for the purposes of Pez Quest continuity. I also reserve the right to be final arbiter of any disputes that may arise concerning Pez Quest and the awarding of the jackpot.


[ 14] Pez: Pez Quest 9 Winners
Thu Nov 22 18:35:06 2001
To: all
Well, my wife has made her decisions and the winners of Pez Quest 9 have been selected. So, here are the results:

First Place: Bantagar
Second Place: Cordir
Third Place: Artanis

While I must say I do not completely agree with my wife's selections, she is the judge and her decision is final. Personally, I would have preferred a more flattering description, but as promised I will don the winning description permanently.

Thanks for playing folks, and contributing to the jackpot.
I am now taking donations for Pez Quest 10, which will occur in about 3 weeks.

I will find a place to post the winning descriptions, but for the first place description, just look at me.

Pez