Khore Stages a Coup
Note: This conversation occurred on the immortal channel. While logs containing "Immtalk" are generally not allowed, this log has been reviewed and released for public view. I don't recall what time period this log was made, but Khore was an active God+ and Bliss was still an Ambassador. - Cordir 09:01, 8 June 2012 (MST)
Bliss: Hi Khore
Khore: Khore, your highness, lord Implementor SIR, you mean.
Khore: And hi.
> 1 player.
Hel [ God ] Khore, the Implementor (coup) <Inv 60>
Cordir: *bow* *Grove* Greetings, Khore, Your Highness, Lord Implementor, Sir
Bliss: *curtseys before the Highness himself*
Nicademus: hey, Hi what he said
Khore: How's everyone?
Cordir: Doing pretty good
Nicademus: humbled by your presence
Bliss: Quite well thanks
Khore: *marks down five points for Nic*
Nicademus: and strangly aroused now that Bliss is here
Cordir: Actually, I was overwhelmed and stunned by your presence into speechlessness, momentarily
Khore: 3 points for excellent copy cat attempt to Cordir.
Khore: negative 5 for bliss, for failing to take the hint.
Khore: negative 10 for the smirk.
Khore: negative 15 for only being an ambassador.
Bliss: He was being facetious tho
Bliss: I knew that and picked up on it
Cordir: So lets make her NOT an Ambassador, Your Royal Highness...
Khore: negative 10 to bliss for slandering a loyal subject of mine.
Nicademus: no I wasnt
Bliss: thus, the groan
Bliss: Yea, I'm with Cordir *hops around*
Khore: It's in the works, Cordir.
Cordir: Wonderous well, Sir.
Khore: Provided we determine she has been a suitable ambassador.
Khore: Her current newbie death tally is 170.
Bliss: *cough* I have!
Nicademus: she told me that she felt she needs maybe another 100 hrs to get more seasoning
Bliss: Your loyal subject lies
Khore: another negative 5 for slander.
Khore: Nicademus, why does she slander us so?
Khore: An assault on the King's subjects is an assault on the King himself!
Nicademus: she is confused and overwhelmed
Bliss: Yes that's it
Khore: To be expected of one so young.
Khore: I am going to run a quest next week I think.
Cordir: That would be very cool
Bliss: neat! what kind?
Cordir: Tripper and I are working on a joint following quest
Khore: The king does not reveal his plans to the court Jester, Bliss.
Cordir: Now you sound like Rath
Khore: Negative five for insubordination.
Bliss: *wiggles around in her Jester's cap*
Cordir: That's his favorite word.
Bliss: ok bleh!
Khore: So the score stands at 5, 3, and -65
Khore: Go ahead Bliss, make my day.
Bliss: I cannot believe you left me speechless
Bliss: Has anyone ever left me speechless?
Khore: In the soft glow of our glory, oftimes, mere immortals are left thus.
Khore: I am so full of myself.
Bliss: hehe, you are
Khore: Negative 15 for agreeing with a statement meant for disagreement.
Khore: at negative 100 you get death,sacced.
Bliss: All my lovely baubles?!
Khore: What the King giveth, the King taketh away.
Bliss: -20 more.....
Khore: the King's cook asks for more recipes.
Cordir: Great and Terrible Lord Khore, Soul of Darkness and Shadow and All that goes Bump in the Night... please show mercy upon Bliss, she who is least of
Cordir: your acolytes .. For she is but a humble newbie Imm and doesn't know any better.. we plead Your mercy Lord Khore..
Nicademus: I rather think she needs punishment
Cordir: Promptly, Lord, Your cook shall have them
Cordir: Do You have a preference, Sir, on their subject Matter?
Bliss: *smile Cordir* *thank Cordir*
Bliss: I'm afraid to speak now *sniff*
Khore: Cordir's plea has been heard.
Khore: As as her bribe of recipes.
Khore: (Nonspecific tasties will do).
Khore: Uh, we that go bump in the night hereby absolve Bliss of her transgressions.
Khore: And I'm getting a little dizzy with all the surnames and titles and so on and so forth.
Bliss: *curtsey* Thank you Lord Khore
Bliss: Thanks Cordir !
Bliss: Thanks NOT Nicademus :P
Nicademus: Bliss you will grow to love me with time
Nicademus: heh I know you love me
Bliss: I am afraid to disrespect the loyal servant
Cordir: Khore, anything I can do to help with your quest?
Khore: I'm sure I'll think of something.
Khore: I appreciate the offer.
Khore: Probably ask you to do some mob descriptions for me.
Bliss: How much do servants of a king get paid anyway?
Bliss: I'm getting tired sweeping out this Void!
Bliss: Well that just won't do..I can't sweep no more!
Bliss: Unless I get a raise
Cordir: Bliss, you ever hear what I did to cleanse the floor of Madman's office... or even worse, Lord Thaygar's office?
Bliss: Eww, no!
Khore: The void has a built in trash-bni.
Nicademus: heh, ok 100% raise from your current salary Bliss
Khore: Sweep things towards the center, and it... uh... voids.
Bliss: What did you do Cordir?
Cordir: I cut my wrists, let the blood drain into a bowl, and crawled on my hands and knees, using my HAIR as a mop, Bliss.
Bliss: *comfort Cordir* Why!
Cordir: Devotion. Faith. Belief.
Nicademus: cut your wrists and mopped the floor?
Nicademus: thats past devotion
Khore: SHeesh, and I thought I was being harsh when I asked her to take the trash out.