Sparhawk Reaches Level 40

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Log by Sparhawk

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<658hp(678) 307ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] > <BR>
You mutter something inaudible.<BR>
<BR>
<658hp(678) 307ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] > <BR>
Kelek says (in common), 'belg summon shadres'.<BR>
<BR>
<658hp(678) 307ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] > <BR>
c 'summon' Shadres<BR>
You lost your concentration.<BR>
<BR>
<658hp(678) 282ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] > <BR>
l<BR>
nod Kel<BR>
A Cave in the Caverns of Kuroth<BR>
[Exits: north east south west]<BR>
The walls of the cave are covered in luminescent moss. As you walk through<BR>
the caves you notice their natural appearance has been altered by the human<BR>
inhabitants. A small alcove is to the east, and a larger cave lies to the<BR>
west.<BR>
The corpse of a ranger guard is lying here.<BR>
(Invis) Kelek is here.<BR>
(Hide) (Dark Purple Aura) (*Enemy*) Lord Belgarion, The Supreme Finder, is here.<BR>
(Invis) (Dark Cyan Aura) (*Ally*) Cresom is here.<BR>
(Invis) (Hide) Lexie is here.<BR>
<BR>
<658hp(678) 282ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] > <BR>
You nod in recognition to him.<BR>
<BR>
l<BR>
<658hp(678) 282ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] > <BR>
A Cave in the Caverns of Kuroth<BR>
[Exits: north east south west]<BR>
The walls of the cave are covered in luminescent moss. As you walk through<BR>
the caves you notice their natural appearance has been altered by the human<BR>
inhabitants. A small alcove is to the east, and a larger cave lies to the<BR>
west.<BR>
The corpse of a ranger guard is lying here.<BR>
(Invis) Kelek is here.<BR>
(Hide) (Dark Purple Aura) (*Enemy*) Lord Belgarion, The Supreme Finder, is here.<BR>
(Invis) (Dark Cyan Aura) (*Ally*) Cresom is here.<BR>
(Invis) (Hide) Lexie is here.<BR>
<BR>
<658hp(678) 282ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] > <BR>
<BR>
Belgarion utters the words, 'gjwwai'.<BR>
Shadres arrives suddenly.<BR>
<BR>
<658hp(678) 282ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] > <BR>
<BR>
Belgarion grins evilly.<BR>
<BR>
<658hp(678) 282ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] > <BR>
c '<BR>
Cast <spell> <target>.<BR>
<BR>
<658hp(678) 282ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] > Kelek says (in common), 'thanks'.<BR>
<BR>
<658hp(678) 282ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] > <BR>
c <BR>
Cast <spell> <target>.<BR>
<BR>
<658hp(678) 282ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] > <BR>
<BR>
Belgarion nods.<BR>
<BR>
<658hp(678) 282ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] > <BR>
c 'conf' shad<BR>
<BR>
<658hp(678) 232ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] > <BR>
c 'disp<BR>
<BR>
Shadres over-extends his attack, pulling him off-balance!<BR>
Shadres dodges your attack.<BR>
Shadres dodges your attack.<BR>
Shadres's armor deflects your attack.<BR>
<BR>
<658hp(678) 232ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] > <BR>
Your dispel evil MUTILATES Shadres.<BR>
<BR>
<658hp(678) 217ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] > <BR>
c 'disp<BR>
<BR>
Your crush DISEMBOWELS Shadres.<BR>
Your crush DISEMBOWELS Shadres.<BR>
<BR>
<658hp(678) 217ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] > <BR>
Your dispel evil DISEMBOWELS Shadres.<BR>
<BR>
<658hp(678) 202ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] > <BR>
c 'disp<BR>
<BR>
Shadres devastates you.<BR>
Your magical protection blocks Shadres's attack.<BR>
Your crush MASSACRES Shadres.<BR>
Your crush DISEMBOWELS Shadres.<BR>
<BR>
<627hp(678) 202ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] > <BR>
Your dispel evil EVISCERATES Shadres.<BR>
<BR>
<632hp(678) 216ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] > <BR>
c 'disp<BR>
<BR>
Shadres utters the words, 'qpaui diesilla'.<BR>
Shadres's chain lightning hits you.<BR>
Your armor deflects Shadres's attack.<BR>
Your magical protection blocks Shadres's attack.<BR>
Your magical protection blocks Shadres's attack.<BR>
Your crush EVISCERATES Shadres.<BR>
<BR>
<622hp(678) 216ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] > <BR>
Your dispel evil *** ANNIHILATES *** Shadres.<BR>
<BR>
<622hp(678) 201ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] > <BR>
<BR>
Your magical protection blocks Shadres's attack.<BR>
You deftly move out of the way of Shadres's attack.<BR>
Your armor deflects Shadres's attack.<BR>
You outmaneuver Shadres's dodge attempt.<BR>
Your crush MASSACRES Shadres.<BR>
<BR>
<622hp(678) 201ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] > <BR>
c 'disp<BR>
Your dispel evil MUTILATES Shadres.<BR>
<BR>
<622hp(678) 186ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] > <BR>
<BR>
Shadres utters the words, 'eabratlacri'.<BR>
Darkness envelops you!<BR>
Your armor deflects someone's attack.<BR>
Your armor deflects someone's attack.<BR>
Your armor deflects someone's attack.<BR>
Your crush MUTILATES someone.<BR>
<BR>
c 'disp<BR>
<622hp(678) 186ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] > <BR>
<BR>
Someone utters the words, 'detect magic'.<BR>
<BR>
<622hp(678) 186ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] > <BR>
Your dispel evil DISEMBOWELS someone.<BR>
<BR>
c 'disp<BR>
<622hp(678) 171ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] > <BR>
<BR>
Your armor deflects someone's attack.<BR>
Someone wounds you.<BR>
Your armor deflects someone's attack.<BR>
You outmaneuver someone's dodge attempt.<BR>
Your crush DISEMBOWELS someone.<BR>
Someone is DEAD!!<BR>
You receive 200 experience points.<BR>
You raise a level!! ### Sparhawk has advanced to level 30.<BR>
<BR>
You have gained 1 hit point.<BR>
Your gain is: 1/679 hp, 0/575 m, 5/481 mv, 6/142 prac, 0/0 trn.<BR>
Shadres has been killed! You have earned a bonus.<BR>
You receive 60 experience points.<BR>
You hear someone's death cry.<BR>
You see no corpse here.<BR>
It is unusually dark... <BR>
<BR>
<607hp(679) 171ma(575) 476mv(481)(44654) 21925gp sp: [commn] > <BR>
<BR>
Someone utters the words, 'gjidies'.<BR>
The room grows light again!<BR>
The darkness goes away.<BR>
<BR>
Lexie's backstab misses you.<BR>
You tell Eluch (in common), 'Thanks'.<BR>
<BR>
<612hp(679) 200ma(575) 481mv(481)(44654) 24291gp sp: [commn] > <BR>
<BR>
A janitor arrives from the east.<BR>
Lexie's stab DISEMBOWELS you.<BR>
You parry Lexie's attack.<BR>
Your crush EVISCERATES Lexie.<BR>
Lexie dodges your attack.<BR>
Your crush EVISCERATES Lexie.<BR>
<BR>
<558hp(679) 200ma(575) 481mv(481)(44654) 24291gp sp: [commn] > <BR>
c 'disp<BR>
IvoryTiger protects Lexie.<BR>
<BR>
<558hp(679) 185ma(575) 481mv(481)(44654) 24291gp sp: [commn] > <BR>
Lexie's stab EVISCERATES you.<BR>
Lexie's stab DISEMBOWELS you.<BR>
You parry Lexie's attack.<BR>
Your crush DISEMBOWELS Lexie.<BR>
Lexie parries your attack.<BR>
<BR>
<440hp(679) 185ma(575) 481mv(481)(44654) 24291gp sp: [commn] > <BR>
Belgarion laughs.<BR>
<BR>
<440hp(679) 185ma(575) 481mv(481)(44654) 24291gp sp: [commn] > <BR>
<BR>
Samiyah stops following you.<BR>
Samiyah rescues you!<BR>
<BR>
<440hp(679) 185ma(575) 481mv(481)(44654) 24291gp sp: [commn] > <BR>
c 'mute'<BR>
<BR>
Lexie gasps in astonishment.<BR>
<BR>
<440hp(679) 185ma(575) 481mv(481)(44654) 24291gp sp: [commn] > <BR>
Cast the spell on whom?<BR>
A janitor picks up some trash.<BR>
Lexie deftly moves out of the way of Samiyah's attack.<BR>
Lexie deftly moves out of the way of Samiyah's attack.<BR>
Samiyah's jump side kick EVISCERATES Lexie.<BR>
Samiyah twists around to lessen the impact of Lexie's attack.<BR>
Samiyah dodges Lexie's attack.<BR>
Samiyah's riposte MUTILATES Lexie.<BR>
<BR>
<440hp(679) 185ma(575) 481mv(481)(44654) 24291gp sp: [commn] > Lexie utters the words, 'yjws'.<BR>
<BR>
k lex<BR>
<440hp(679) 185ma(575) 481mv(481)(44654) 24291gp sp: [commn] > <BR>
Lexie parries your attack.<BR>
Lexie dodges your attack.<BR>
<BR>
<440hp(679) 185ma(575) 481mv(481)(44654) 24291gp sp: [commn] > <BR>
<BR>
Cresom tells you (in common), 'wanted to log on for that '.<BR>
<BR>
<440hp(679) 185ma(575) 481mv(481)(44654) 24291gp sp: [commn] > <BR>
<BR>
Kelek rescues you!<BR>
Kelek dodges Lexie's attack.<BR>
Lexie's stab MUTILATES Kelek.<BR>
Kelek's pierce DISEMBOWELS Lexie.<BR>
<BR>
<440hp(679) 185ma(575) 481mv(481)(44654) 24291gp sp: [commn] > <BR>
c 'mute'<BR>
Cast the spell on whom?<BR>
<BR>
<440hp(679) 185ma(575) 481mv(481)(44654) 24291gp sp: [commn] > Samiyah makes a complicated-looking <BR>
gesture.<BR>
Samiyah's vampiric touch decimates Lexie.<BR>
<BR>
<440hp(679) 185ma(575) 481mv(481)(44654) 24291gp sp: [commn] > <BR>
Lexie utters the words, 'yjws'.<BR>
<BR>
<440hp(679) 185ma(575) 481mv(481)(44654) 24291gp sp: [commn] > <BR>
<BR>
Samiyah's hammer fist EVISCERATES Lexie.<BR>
Samiyah's round kick EVISCERATES Lexie.<BR>
Samiyah's uppercut EVISCERATES Lexie.<BR>
Lexie's stab EVISCERATES Kelek.<BR>
Kelek parries Lexie's attack.<BR>
Kelek's pierce EVISCERATES Lexie.<BR>
<BR>
<440hp(679) 185ma(575) 481mv(481)(44654) 24291gp sp: [commn] > <BR>
<BR>
Lexie parries your attack.<BR>
Lexie dodges your attack.<BR>
<BR>
<440hp(679) 185ma(575) 481mv(481)(44654) 24291gp sp: [commn] > <BR>
<BR>
Cresom tells you (in common), 'Gratz '.<BR>
Samiyah rescues you!<BR>
<BR>
<445hp(679) 214ma(575) 481mv(481)(44654) 24291gp sp: [commn] > <BR>
<BR>
Samiyah's uppercut DISEMBOWELS Lexie.<BR>
Lexie leaves north.<BR>
Lexie has fled!<BR>




Log by Samiyah

<BR>
Lexie arrives from the north.<BR>
Lexie leaves south.<BR>
<BR>
Belgarion utters the words, 'gaiqhjabral'.<BR>
Kelek gets the corpse of a ranger guard.<BR>
<BR>
Belgarion utters the words, 'gaiqhjabral'.<BR>
Belgarion is surrounded by a white aura.<BR>
<BR>
Sparhawk smirks.<BR>
<BR>
> scold lexie<BR>
They aren't here.<BR>
<BR>
Sparhawk leaves north.<BR>
Sparhawk arrives from the north.<BR>
<BR>
Kelek drops the corpse of a ranger guard.<BR>
<BR>
Sparhawk leaves west.<BR>
<BR>
A janitor picks up some trash.<BR>
<BR>
Lexie gossips (in common), 'well now'.<BR>
<BR>
Sparhawk gossips (in common), 'Well that was interesting'.<BR>
<BR>
Lexie gossips (in common), 'I ALMOST DIED'.<BR>
<BR>
Belgarion says (in common), 'seems like a viscious group here'.<BR>
<BR>
You gossip (in common), 'why did you attack Sparhawk?'.<BR>
<BR>
Lexie gossips (in common), 'it was a lurve tap'.<BR>
<BR>
Sparhawk gossips (in common), '*snickers*'.<BR>
<BR>
The Chapel of Kuroth<BR>
[Exits: east]<BR>
(Invis) Kelek is here.<BR>
(Dark Cyan Aura) Sparhawk is here.<BR>
<BR>
Sparhawk utters the words, 'pzar'.<BR>
<BR>
Lexie gossips (in common), 'if i really wanted to hurt him i wouldnt stab an injured person'.<BR>
<BR>
Kelek rests.<BR>
<BR>
Sparhawk utters the words, 'pzar'.<BR>
<BR>
Lexie gossips (in common), 'but see! i did no damage'.<BR>
<BR>
Sparhawk says (in common), 'Alright!'.<BR>
Sparhawk says (in common), 'To Jill!'.<BR>
<BR>
Lexie gossips (in common), 'and you all rip me to shreds '.<BR>
<BR>
Sparhawk gossips (in common), 'That looked -painful-'.<BR>
<BR>
Kelek gossips (in common), 'samiyah wrecked you'.<BR>
<BR>
Lexie gossips (in common), 'it was'.<BR>
<BR>
Sparhawk gossips (in common), 'Literally'.<BR>
<BR>
Belgarion gossips (in common), 'I didn't I was watching'.<BR>
<BR>
Lexie gossips (in common), 'well i had no spells up'.<BR>
<BR>
Kelek says (in common), 'need to get my bounty checked '.<BR>
<BR>
Sparhawk says (in common), 'I told you she was scary'.<BR>
<BR>
You say (in common), 'Me as well.'.<BR>
<BR>
Kelek says (in common), 'there goes the 500k i golded today'.<BR>
<BR>
Sparhawk chuckles at Kelek's joke.<BR>
<BR>
Belgarion says (in common), 'how?'.<BR>
<BR>
You say (in common), 'You check mine, I'll check yours.'.<BR>
<BR>
Kelek nods in recognition to you.<BR>
<BR>
Lexie gossips (in common), 'Samiyah, your uppercut hurt me'.<BR>
<BR>
Lexie gossips (in common), 'i jumped out of combat too you weenies'.<BR>
<BR>
Lexie gossips (in common), 'and what is a RIPOSTE'.<BR>
<BR>
Belgarion gossips (in common), 'LOL'.<BR>
Belgarion gossips (in common), 'hurts doesn't it?'.<BR>
<BR>
Lexie gossips (in common), 'it does'.<BR>
<BR>
Belgarion gossips (in common), 'hehe'.<BR>
<BR>
You gossip (in common), 'you shouldn't have attacked someone I was protecting.'.<BR>
<BR>
Lexie gossips (in common), 'oh thats an interesting move....'.<BR>
Lexie gossips (in common), 'jump side kick'.<BR>
Lexie gossips (in common), 'she clearly does more yoga than i'.<BR>
<BR>
Golson gossips (in common), 'greetings'.<BR>
<BR>
Sparhawk gossips (in common), 'Greets boi'.<BR>
<BR>
Belgarion gossips (in common), 'hey Golson'.<BR>
<BR>
Lexie gossips (in common), 'well i didn't know you were protecting him'.<BR>
<BR>
You gossip (in common), '.. now you do. '.<BR>
<BR>
Lexie gossips (in common), 'and i didn't know your yoga moves were so painful'.<BR>
<BR>
Sparhawk gossips (in common), 'The entire mud was watching me hit eff 40'.<BR>
<BR>
Golson gossips (in common), 'oh wow'.<BR>
Golson gossips (in common), 'congratulations'.<BR>
<BR>
Sparhawk gossips (in common), '*nods then bows*'.<BR>
<BR>
Lexie gossips (in common), 'don't you feel special now Sparhawk'.<BR>
Lexie gossips (in common), 'we were all there!'.<BR>
<BR>
Sparhawk gossips (in common), 'Wow I no longer feel -as- small'.<BR>
<BR>
Pharuin gossips (in common), 'hai <3'.<BR>
<BR>
Sparhawk gossips (in common), 'Sup Boi'.<BR>
<BR>
You gossip (in common), 'Hi Pharuin. You were 10 minutes late to the party!'.<BR>
<BR>
Pharuin gossips (in common), 'sexy party!?'.<BR>
<BR>
Lexie gossips (in common), 'well if he was there I certainly would've died'.<BR>
<BR>
Sparhawk gossips (in common), 'Lol'.<BR>
<BR>
You gossip (in common), 'Yoga Party.'.<BR>
<BR>
Lexie gossips (in common), 'rage quit again and you know the story'.<BR>
<BR>
Golson gossips (in common), 'what'.<BR>
Golson gossips (in common), 'why'.<BR>
<BR>
Kelek gossips (in common), 'not raage rage'.<BR>
<BR>
Lexie gossips (in common), 'i almost died golson!'.<BR>
<BR>
Sparhawk gossips (in common), 'Lexie tried to backstab me in Kuroth'.<BR>
<BR>
Golson gossips (in common), 'who is rage'.<BR>
<BR>
Lexie gossips (in common), 'all because i give a lurve tap'.<BR>
<BR>
Sparhawk gossips (in common), 'With Sami, Kelek, Cresom and Belg in the room'.<BR>
<BR>
Pharuin gossips (in common), 'Cre's on!?'.<BR>
<BR>
Lexie gossips (in common), 'i knew you were hurt so the backstab did nothing'.<BR>
<BR>
Kelek gossips (in common), 'was'.<BR>
<BR>
Pharuin gossips (in common), 'he's qt'.<BR>
<BR>
You tell Pharuin (in common), 'i messaged him off mud that Spar was gonna level, so he jumped on to be there to witness it'.<BR>
<BR>
You tell Pharuin (in common), 'Cresom was the first person to help Sparhawk as a newbie, his first day logging in.'.<BR>
<BR>
Pharuin tells you (in common), 'oh Cre <3'.<BR>
<BR>
You tell Pharuin (in common), 'but yeah, he hopped back offline.'.<BR>
<BR>
Pharuin tells you (in common), 'not cool'.<BR>
<BR>
You tell Pharuin (in common), 'I keep trying '.<BR>


Log by Lexie

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<BR>
The BigSquishy Debacle of 2014 aka The Most Accurate Log of Sparhawk's Lvl 40<BR>
There have been other "versions" of Sparhawk's reaching level 40 (congrats again by the way!), <BR>
but this is the most accurate because it shows the actual damage and explains how things went <BR>
terribly awry, completely by accident I might add.<BR>
<BR>
<982hp(982) 684ma(684) 602mv(602)(60135) 1831gp ft: none sp: [commn] >e<BR>
<BR>
A Cave in the Caverns of Kuroth<BR>
[Exits: north east south west]<BR>
The walls of the cave are covered in luminescent moss. As you walk through<BR>
the caves you notice their natural appearance has been altered by the human<BR>
inhabitants. A small alcove is to the east, and a larger cave lies to the<BR>
west.<BR>
<BR>
You cheer enthusiastically at the way things are going. <---- Oh look, I'm cheering! Is this someone that's up to no good?.<BR>
You hear something's death cry.<BR>
You hear something's death cry.<BR>
You hear something's death cry.<BR>
Hot air rushes over you.<BR>
<BR>
<BR>
<982hp(982) 684ma(684) 602mv(602)(60135) 1831gp ft: none sp: [commn] ><BR>
<BR>
You hear something's death cry.<BR>
You hear something's death cry.<BR>
Sparhawk nods in recognition to you.<BR>
You hop around like a little kid.<BR>
Kelek arrives from the east.<BR>
<BR>
<BR>
<982hp(982) 684ma(684) 602mv(602)(60135) 1831gp ft: none sp: [commn] ><BR>
<BR>
Cresom arrives from the east.<BR>
You say (in common), 'ok lets watch'. <----- See, I just want to *watch*.<BR>
Sparhawk hugs Cresom.<BR>
Cresom smiles happily.<BR>
<BR>
<BR>
<982hp(982) 684ma(684) 602mv(602)(60135) 1831gp ft: none sp: [commn] >look<BR>
<BR>
It is unusually dark... <BR>
<BR>
Someone's armor deflects someone's attack.<BR>
Someone wounds someone.<BR>
Someone's armor deflects someone's attack.<BR>
Someone outmaneuvers someone's dodge attempt.<BR>
Someone's crush DISEMBOWELS someone.<BR>
Someone is DEAD!!<BR>
You hear someone's death cry.<BR>
<BR>
<BR>
<982hp(982) 684ma(684) 602mv(602)(60135) 1831gp ft: none sp: [commn] ><BR>
<BR>
A Cave in the Caverns of Kuroth<BR>
[Exits: north east south west]<BR>
The corpse of Shadres is lying here.<BR>
The corpse of a ranger guard is lying here.<BR>
(Invis) Cresom is here.<BR>
(Invis) Kelek is here.<BR>
Lord Belgarion, The Supreme Finder, is here.<BR>
(White Aura) Sparhawk is here.<BR>
### Sparhawk has advanced to level 30.<BR>
<BR>
<BR>
<982hp(982) 684ma(684) 602mv(602)(60135) 1831gp ft: none sp: [commn] <BR>
>gos Gratz Sparhawk!;cheer;c sun;BS sparh (BS is *not* what you think it is, as explained below!)<BR>
<BR>
Sparhawk says (in common), 'booM'.<BR>
Belgarion gossips (in common), 'gratz'.<BR>
Samiyah says (in common), 'congrats '.<BR>
You gossip (in common), 'Gratz Sparhawk!'.<BR>
Cresom enthusiastically cheers Sparhawk to victory.<BR>
Cresom enthusiastically cheers Sparhawk to victory.<BR>
Cresom enthusiastically cheers Sparhawk to victory.<BR>
<BR>
<BR>
-------- CUT TO INFOMERCIAL ---------<BR>
<BR>
*** The BigSquishy ***<BR>
<BR>
Anyone who knows Lord Wish, Foul Sepiod and Master of Alchemy, is also aware the mega millionaire invented, <BR>
yes, that's right folks, *invented* the BigSquishy (hereinafter referred to as "BS"). It is, quite simply <BR>
and quite perfectly, a big tentacled hug. It is the perfect hug for any celebratory occasion, particularly <BR>
when one reaches a milestone such as level 40 or level 50. So get yours now!<BR>
Disclaimer: The backstab command can also be used with a "bs." However, this is a very rare occurrence.<BR>
<BR>
Now back to our regularly scheduled programming.<BR>
<BR>
<BR>
<982hp(982) 684ma(684) 602mv(602)(60135) 1831gp ft: none sp: [commn] ><BR>
<BR>
Kelek says (in common), 'gratz'.<BR>
Sparhawk bows deeply.<BR>
You cheer enthusiastically at the way things are going. <----- I *cheered* and of course, a *hug* follows.<BR>
Kelek enthusiastically cheers Sparhawk to victory.<BR>
<BR>
<BR>
<982hp(982) 684ma(684) 602mv(602)(60135) 1831gp ft: none sp: [commn] ><BR>
<BR>
Sparhawk is hurt and suspicious, and sees you coming...<BR>
Your backstab misses Sparhawk. <------ Well a *hug* was supposed to follow....<BR>
A janitor arrives from the east.<BR>
Your stab *** PULVERIZES *** Sparhawk!<BR>
Sparhawk parries your attack.<BR>
Sparhawk's crush barely touches you.<BR>
You deftly move out of the way of Sparhawk's attack.<BR>
Sparhawk's crush does lukewarm damage.<BR>
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Your stab EVISCERATES Sparhawk.<BR>
Your stab DISEMBOWELS Sparhawk.<BR>
Sparhawk parries your attack.<BR>
Sparhawk's crush EVISCERATES you.<BR>
You parry Sparhawk's attack.<BR>
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Belgarion laughs. <------- Oh sure, laugh as you stand there!<BR>
Samiyah rescues Sparhawk!<BR>
You gasp in complete and utter astonishment. <------ I realize the BS turned into a bs.<BR>
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A janitor picks up some trash.<BR>
You deftly move out of the way of Samiyah's attack.<BR>
You deftly move out of the way of Samiyah's attack.<BR>
Samiyah's half moon yoga dance move *** ANNIHILATES *** you! <---- Sign me up for that yoga class!<BR>
Samiyah twists around like a belly-dancing contortionist to lessen the impact of your attack. <BR>
Samiyah dodges your attack.<BR>
Samiyah's bedpost MUTILATES you. <BR>
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< 710hp(982) 684ma(684) 602mv(602)(60135) 1831gp ft: none sp: [commn] >c jump<BR>
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You jump out of combat! <--- Look! I jumped out!<BR>
You parry Sparhawk's completely unwarranted and abhorrent attack. <--- Look! He dragged me back in!<BR>
You deftly move out of the way of Sparhawk's outrageously ridiculous attack.<BR>
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Kelek rescues Sparhawk! <---- *GROAN*<BR>
Kelek dodges your attack.<BR>
Your stab *** ATOMIZES *** Kelek!!<BR>
Kelek's pierce barely scratches you.<BR>
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< 705hp(982) 670ma(684) 602mv(602)(60135) 1831gp ft: none sp: [commn] ><BR>
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Samiyah makes a complicated-looking gesture.<BR>
Samiyah's vampiric touch decimates you.<BR>
Samiyah's hammer face palm *** VAPORIZES *** your face!<BR>
Your botox festers and oozes.<BR>
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< 660hp(982) 670ma(684) 602mv(602)(60135) 1831gp ft: none sp: [commn] ><BR>
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Samiyah's round buttkick MASSACRES your bottom.<BR>
Your tushy implants shatter! <BR>
Samiyah's uppercut *** PULVERIZES *** your jaw!<BR>
Your stab *** OBLITERATES *** Kelek!<BR>
Kelek parries your attack.<BR>
Kelek's pierce *** LIQUEFIES *** what's left of your spleen.<BR>
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< 360hp(982) 670ma(684) 602mv(602)(60135) 1831gp ft: none sp: [commn] >c jump<BR>
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You jump out of combat! Again! <---- Look! I jumped AGAIN!<BR>
You parry Sparhawk's totally uncalled for attack. Again! <---- Look! He dragged me in AGAIN!<BR>
You deftly move out of the way of Sparhawk's abhorrent attack. Again!<BR>
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< 360hp(982) 655ma(684) 602mv(602)(60135) 1831gp ft: none sp: [commn] ><BR>
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Samiyah rescues Sparhawk! Again!<BR>
Samiyah's uppercut *** PULVERIZES *** your jaw! Again!<BR>
Attempting to flee...<BR>
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There you have it, ladies and gentlemen. <BR>
I hereby certify the foregoing log is true and correct.<BR>
Mostly.<BR>
And, in the words of the Greatest Sepiod of all time, SQUISH, SQUISH!  <BR>