Mojo and Bane Tell the Tale of their Deaths

Originally posted to Sprout's PK website.

<344hp 35ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Bane ftells (in common) 'mojo?'.

<344hp 101ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >

<344hp 101ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp > sc
You are Mal Grand Mage of the Fourth Sphere., 139 years old (244 hours).
You are a level 21 Mage, level 20 Ranger
You are trusted at level 27.
You worship Larry, who appears to be OFFLINE
You have 344/344 hit, 101/128 mana, 416/416 movement, 62 practices.
You have 4 training sessions remaining.
You are carrying 31/34 items with weight 258/500 kg.
Str: MAX   Int: MAX   Wis: TRN   Dex: MAX   Con: MAX   Chr: TRN
TRN = trainable, MAX = untrainable.
You are neither very lucky or unlucky.
You have scored 210551 exp, and have 7134 gold coins.
You need 17149 exp for level 22.
Autoexit: yes.  Autogold: yes, Autoloot: no.  Autosac: no.
Wimpy set to 50 hit points.
You are sleeping.
You are slightly armored.
You are Good.
You are affected by:
Spell: 'improved invis'.
Spell: 'bless'.
Spell: 'bless'.

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You wake and stand up.

<344hp 101ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Mojo ftells (in common) 'Eh?'.

<344hp 101ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Bane ftells (in common) 'did you hear i died?'.

<344hp 101ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp > #alias iid {c 'impro
Mojo ftells (in common) 'What? No.'.

<344hp 120ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp > iid gll
Bane ftells (in common) 'nod tourach and darlelk'.

<344hp 80ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Bane ftells (in common) '## [Pendor told Asia (in common) 'Enjoy the smokey flavor of the Dark Brother...']'.

<344hp 80ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp > w
drYou attempt to move silently.

<344hp 80ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp > op West-Southern Avenue
[Exits: north east south]


<344hp 80ma 412mv(17149) 7134gp > You attempt to hide.

<344hp 80ma 412mv(17149) 7134gp >
Bane ftells (in common) '## Somewhere, Asia can't wait to taste the smokey flavo
r of dark brother]'.

<344hp 99ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Mojo ftells (in common) '*cackle*  hehe.. Don't mean to laugh, but they got me too. :-)'.

<344hp 99ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Bane ftells (in common) 'nod'.

<344hp 99ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Bane ftells (in common) 'i made them chase me for about 10mins'.


<344hp 78ma 414mv(17149) 7134gp > You attempt to hide.
Mojo ftells (in common) 'Actualy, they didn't kill me, but I ran into an Agro mob fleeing from them.'.


<344hp 78ma 412mv(17149) 7134gp > ft whose death is worse?
You ftell (in common) 'whose death is worse?'.

<344hp 78ma 412mv(17149) 7134gp >
Bane ftells (in common) 'ouch'.

<344hp 78ma 412mv(17149) 7134gp >
Mojo ftells (in common) 'So I lost my Eq *and* exp.'.

<344hp 97ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Mojo ftells (in common) 'Hey Mal!'.

<344hp 97ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Doc ftells (in common) 'hehe'.


<344hp 57ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Bane ftells (in common) 'just a sec i'll tell you what happened hehe'.

<344hp 76ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Mojo ftells (in common) 'Bet my story beats yours. :-)'.

<344hp 76ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Bane ftells (in common) 'naw'.

Mojo ftells (in common) 'Lets see... You first. :-)'.


<344hp 55ma 412mv(17149) 7134gp >
Bane ftells (in common) 'i was in the shifting plains of grass'.

<344hp 55ma 412mv(17149) 7134gp > c 'detect magic
Bane ftells (in common) 'wham summon curse blind..'.

<344hp 74ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp > '
Bane ftells (in common) 'i fled blind and kept on the move'.

<344hp 88ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Bane ftells (in common) 'when i regained my sight i was by the jack of all trades'.

<344hp 68ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp > ft you must have ran everywhwere
You ftell (in common) 'you must have ran everywhwere'.

<344hp 68ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Bane ftells (in common) 'nod'.

<344hp 77ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Bane ftells (in common) 'but they were getting etched'.

Bane ftells (in common) 'i only had about 15hps by that time'.

<344hp 46ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Bane ftells (in common) 'and i was fleeing from every mob down there'.


You attempt to move silently.
Bane ftells (in common) 'but it took about 10mins'.

Bane ftells (in common) 'man curse never wearsa off'.


<344hp 31ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Bane ftells (in common) 'okay now yers mojo'.

<344hp 31ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Clipper gossips (in common) ':)'.

<344hp 31ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Mojo ftells (in common) 'I was in Mt Aire, killing a giant woman, I looked away to see the OJ verdict. :-)'.

<344hp 31ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Mojo ftells (in common) 'when I looked back Both of them were in the room, and I  had 100hp.....'.

<344hp 47ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Bane ftells (in common) 'wince'.

<344hp 63ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Mojo ftells (in common) 'I typed flee, but already had something on the command line so it came out 'look womanflee.

<344hp 79ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Mojo ftells (in common) 'Wham wham wham... 35 hp left, wimpy kicks in....'.

<344hp 79ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Mojo ftells (in common) 'I flee into a ghost, that glares at me....'.

<344hp 79ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Mojo ftells (in common) '9 hp left....'.
<344hp 87ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp > In your dreams, or what?

<344hp 87ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Dread gossips (in common) 'wow 4 level 6's in a row, weird'.

Mojo ftells (in common) 'Giant woman, Darlelk, and tourach arrive, woman hits me ... dead.... But wait.. it only just begins...'.

<344hp 95ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Mojo ftells (in common) 'I jump up and run back in the dark, with 1 hp....'.

<344hp 103ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Sparky ftells (in common) 'hey all'.

<344hp 103ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Bane ftells (in common) 'hiya'.
Doc ftells (in common) 'hiya sparky :)'.

<344hp 111ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp > drink water
You drink water from a water jug.
You do not feel thirsty.


<344hp 111ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp > whoz
Players near you:
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Azra
Mal
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Aragorn
Foolkiller
Kim

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You rest.

<344hp 111ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Mojo ftells (in common) 'I get there, and see no corpse, but there is an open door to the south... So I go in to see if my corpse is there....'.

<344hp 111ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
You are hungry.

<344hp 128ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Mojo ftells (in common) 'Next thing I see is "tourach has arrived' 'Tourach closes the door' 'Tourach locks the door' Tourach Quaffs a red potion'....'.

<344hp 128ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Mojo ftells (in common) 'Now I'm locked in a closet, naked....'.

<344hp 128ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Talen questions (in common) 'I never been to the cooler before.'.


<344hp 128ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
ExarKun answers (in common) 'not enough'.

<344hp 128ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Sparky ftells (in common) 'what ?'.

<344hp 128ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Mojo ftells (in common) 'So I try to pick the lock... Can't....'.

<344hp 128ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Mojo ftells (in common) 'So I start asking for help, Doc gets someone to come summon me out eventualy....'.

<344hp 128ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Mojo ftells (in common) 'then Zmud crashes....'.

<344hp 128ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Sparky ftells (in common) 'ouch'.


You ftell (in common) 'sheesh'.

<<344hp 128ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Mojo ftells (in common) 'I reconnect, and head for the guild, but run out of moves....'.

<344hp 128ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Mojo ftells (in common) 'Then Plague hits.....'

<344hp 128ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Bane ftells (in common) 'doh'.

<344hp 128ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Mojo ftells (in common) 'And I'm sitting there, with 0 moves, and 3 hp.'.

<344hp 128ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Sparky ftells (in common) 'and someone pkd ya?'.


<344hp 128ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Mojo ftells (in common) 'So... Ho has the better story? :-)'.

<344hp 128ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp > ft *grin* its REALLY close....
You ftell (in common) '*grin* its REALLY close....'.

<344hp 128ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Bane ftells (in common) 'okay you win :)'.

<344hp 128ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Mojo ftells (in common) 'Tourach and Darlelk'.

<344hp 128ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Mojo ftells (in common) 'Tourach and Darlelk'.

<344hp 128ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Bane ftells (in common) 'they must attacked me 20 times while i was fleeing'.

<344hp 128ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Sparky ftells (in common) 'i reallllllly hope those idiots level to 20'.

<344hp 128ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Mojo ftells (in common) 'I'm gonna write that up in charecter and enter it for Nalya's storytelling quest. :-)'.

<344hp 128ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Bane gossips (in common) '***BOOM*** Gwyrdain is now level 19.'.

<344hp 128ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Pendor gossips (in common) '*SALUTATIONS* Gwyrdain! Congratulations from the Passionate on attaining level 19'.

<344hp 128ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Bane ftells (in common) 'get this'.

<344hp 128ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Bane ftells (in common) 'i quaffed everything in my inv when i was blind and fleeing'.

<344hp 128ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Bane ftells (in common) 'except one was a purple with deep blue'.

<344hp 128ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Bane ftells (in common) 'heh a i fell asleep '.

<344hp 128ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Bane ftells (in common) 'till they found me and attacked again'.

<344hp 128ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Mojo ftells (in common) 'Oh yeah, one more little item... This all happened on my birthday. :-)'.

<344hp 128ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Bane ftells (in common) 'heh'.

<344hp 128ma 416mv(17149) 7134gp >
Bane ftells (in common) 'i fled so mush that a racked up 700exps'.

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