Kale

Kale
THE BLOOD GNOME
Created	5/23/2011
Status	Active
Race	GNOME
Hometown	YOUR BACKYARD
Classes	Shaman Warrior Thief
Last Seen	When you least suspect it
Followed	Rufus

Current Description:

Noticing your interest, Kale instantly hands you his marketing material!

• • • G-TEAM ***

Ten years ago, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a bounty hunter for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a MoK jail cell to the Midgaard underground. Today, still wanted by the authorities, they survive as gnomes of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... The G-Team.

Technical Abilities: Trained in art of lawn war, flower guarding, stare contests, gnomescaping and the drunken gyrocopter

Contact Information: 1-800-GNOME-PWR | #yardgnome | kale@gnomesRus.com

Kale's description for you RP types that just HAVE to know how awesome this gnome really is:

In one hand, Kale holds a reinforced Gnome-crete(TM) dagger and a magic lantern powered by the sun in the other. A rhythmic release of steam is escaping from a steam-powered sniper cannon strapped on Rambo-style. Typical of many Yard-Gnomes of his vintage, Kale wears a pointy red hat while smoking a pipe. Apparently, Kale just left the scene of a small accident as evidenced by the affixed patch of kitty litter soaking up an oil stain on his left shoe. As a slight breeze drifts by you notice the unmistakable smell of BRUT by Gnommen that is ALL the rage of height-challenged individuals.

WHO Lists:

On 6/22/2011:

Gno [ Sh:18 Wa:12 Th:12 ] Kale THE BLOOD GNOME, THE ANTI-SWARF, *G-TEAM*

Character History:

Kale is a diminutive yard ornament molded by the advanced research of Gla'shorn's gnome-crete industry. His concrete form was magically animated during a tempest attack on Gla'shorn, an event likely concocted by sneaky dwarves jealous of Gnome-crete secrets.

While leading a retaliatory strike on the evil Dwarven Kingdom, Kale and his commando unit were framed for multi-killing Queen Sylette and sentenced to 3 days of record-keeping for the Magistrate. Rather than suffer the agony of paperwork, the team promptly broke out of their MoK jail by concealing their makeshift tunnel with monthly pinups of Miss PlayGnome.

Now called the G-TEAM, they are rumored to inhabit the Midgaard underground. As gnomes for hire, they take only adventures with the greatest odds and the highest rewards. While their unorthodox methods border on the ridiculous they are uncannily effective. Should you need help when no one else will, if you can find them then maybe you can hire the G-TEAM.