Crunch
WHO Lists:
06-26-2012 : Ogr [ Wa: 7 Sh:12 ] [CE][DarkCla] Crunch, Charred Culinary Ebrithil Captain of Lost
Personal Timeline:
June 21, 2012 : Crunch is created.
June 21, 2012 : Crunch gives worship to DarkClaw, joining The Lost Ones.
Mud Contributions/Notes:
[ 10] Crunch: *Psaghetty n Inkballz* Sat Jun 23 07:50:38 2012 To: all Ingredienz: extra virgin elf oil; onion; garlic; lots of tomatoes from halfling farm; basil; parmesan cheez; salt (lotz); bottle red wine (from that drunk dude at Abbey); 1 lb ground Ink; psaghetty Directionz: Prepare the sauce: Squeeze 1 virgin elf tightly. Put oil in pot on medium-high heat. Add onion, garlic. Stir. Stepz on the tomatoes then add. Reduce heat, stirz alot. Prepare the Inkballz: Find an Ink fishy. Squish it. Add salt, basil, and some cheez. Rollz into ballz or use melon scooper thingy. Heat frying pan on high heat. Brown the Inkballz, this ain't sushi! Add red wine, cheez, salt and Inkballz to sauce. Gently stir. While sauce is simmering, cookz the psaghetty. To serve, dump psaghetty on a plate or in a bowl. Dump sauce over it. Sprinkle some cheez. Add more salt.
Serves 1 ogre or 2 dwarf or 3 gnomz.
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[ 11] Crunch: *Mumz Southern Og Fried Fzoul* Sat Jun 23 08:28:58 2012 To: all
Ingredienz: 3 eggs; 1/3 cup water; cup hot! red pepperz; 2 cup flour; 1 tsp. pepper salt; 2 lb. Fzoul, cut into piecez; elf oil
Directionz: In a medium size bowl, beat the eggs. Beat them! Pour water. Stepz on pepperz and add. In another bowl, combine the flour and pepper. Find Fzoul. Pluck limbz off a Fzoul. Dip the Fzoul partz in the egg, and then coat well in the flour mix. Squeez 5 elfz. Heat oil in a deep pot. Fry the Fzoul in the oil until brown and crispy. Dark meat takes longer than white meat...we can't tell til we catch the Fzoul, but about 10-14 min.
Serves 1 ogre or 3 dwarf or 4 gnomz.
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[ 12] Crunch: *Drakar Sprinklz Donutz* Sun Jun 24 11:36:28 2012 To: all
Ingredienz: elf oil; flour; sugar; 1 tbs. baking KAPOWder; 1/2 tsp. baking soda cinnamon; nutmeg and allspice; salt; 2 eggs; 1 egg yolk; buttermilk (ew I know but it workz); pumpkin; butter; half-elf extract
Directionz: Stealz thoz fancy ingredienz from Ruby. Stealz eggz from Hovelton. Stealz 6 elfz and 1 half-elf. Findz a pumpkin and stepz on it. Findz a Drakar and tiez him up (ignore his attemptz to woo you). Squeez 6 elfz and 1 half-elf tightly! Preheat elf oil in a large Troll oven. Whisk dry ingredienz in a bowl. Whisk eggz, yolk, buttermilk, pumpkin, butter (just breathe on it, will melt) and half-elf extract in another bowl. Add them all and mix a lot, sir! The dough will be very sticky, don't try to groom self yet. Dump some flour on a board. Pat out dough. Use finger- nail (doesn't have to be clean) to cut out 3-inch round donutz. Punch hole in center of each. Fry donutz until brown and crizpy. Putz on a rack to cool. Now the tricky part: Pluckz fingerz or toez of the Drakar (ignore his attemptz to woo you). Chop into small piecez. Sprinklz the piecez on the donutz.
Serves 1 ogre or 6 dwarvz or 7 gnomz.
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[ 13] Crunch: *Baby Back Belsambar Ribz* Sun Jun 24 19:05:42 2012 To: all
Ingredienz: bottle of whiskey (find a dwarf); elf oil; onion; garlic; lemon; ketchup coffee; brown sugar; bottle red wine (drunk dude at Abbey); salt pepper; woostershirz sauce; molasses; 2 rackz of Belsambar ribz
Directionz: Stealz ingredienz. Knock out a dwarf, take whiskey. Findz a Belsambar tie him to a rafter, but don't chopz yet, keep him fresh. Squeez 2 elvz. In a large saucepan, heat the elf oil over medium-high heat. Add onion, stir til onion as soft as a half-elf belly button. Add garlic, pepper, lemon, ketchup, coffee, sugar, wine, woostershirz, and molasses, and bring to a simmer. Remove from heat, let cool. Swish in mouth til it's pureed, spit back into large dish. Fun part now: ripz out ribz of the Belsambar. All of them! Put ribz in dish with sauce. Let sit awhile. Putz ribz on grill, keep basting them Belsambar ribz til done.
Servez 1 ogre or 3 dwarfz or 4 gnomz.
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[ 14] Crunch: *Chocolate Celeste-Filled Cupcakz* Tue Jun 26 09:52:05 2012 To: all
Ingredienz: flour; sugar; cocoa powder; baking soda; salt; egg; butter; buttermilk vanilla extract; water; milk; cream cheez; chopz toez of a Celeste
Directionz: Stealz ingredienz from Ruby. Oh, just knock Ruby out, you need her oven, too. Preheat Ruby's oven to 350 degrez. Lightly butter her muffin tin. (Sickoz, mind out of gutter). In a large bowl, add flour, sugar, cocoa dash of baking soda, lotz of salt. Mix it! Add 1 egg, vanilla, 1 cup water. Beat with fist - the batter, not Ruby. Pour into tin. Bake til they are puffy and your fingernail goes in the cake and comez out clean, about 20 mins. While cooling, go findz the Celeste. Pluckz all her toez, she doesn't need them. Chopz them up. Then chewz on them, spit into pot. Combine with milk. Bring to a simmer. Add cream cheez and vanilla. Then let cool. Whew this is wurk. Stick finger in center of each cupcake. Putz some Celeste filling in each cupcake. Putz a cherry on top of each to cover the holz.
Oh heck, forgot the buttermilk Ruby wouldn't let go of. Dump out.
Servz 1 ogre or 4 dwarz or 5 gnomz.
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