Templeton

Templeton (II)
Created	Jul 24 2015
Status	Active
Race	Half-Elf
Classes	Bard

WHO Lists:

Hel [ Bard:  18   8   8 ] Templeton, taking pesky scores off your hands.

Character History:

Aug 3 2015 -- Templeton performs his first bard council review with his hit song, "Smells like Sheep Excrement"

Templeton begins to play a grungy heavy guitar riff.
You say (in common), 'load up on jars and bring a friend'.
You say (in common), 'its time to head to nydia'.
You say (in common), 'you wont get bored, rest assured'.
You say (in common), 'lets go catch some fire flies'.
Templeton plucks two notes rhythmically 
You say (in common), 'oh no, oh no, oh no, ooooh no'.
You say (in common), 'oh no, oh no, oh no, ooooh no'.
You say (in common), 'oh no, oh no, oh no, ooooh no'.
You say (in common), 'oh no, oh no, oh noon'.
Templeton builds into the chorus.
You say (in common), 'were in nydia, and its dirty!!'.
You say (in common), 'theres a trash bag, wait theres thirty now'.
You say (in common), 'what is that vile smell? its just sheep excrement'.
You say (in common), 'theres a teacher, educate us'.
You say (in common), 'a janitor, a ferret, a mantis, #nydiathings'.
You say (in common), 'yup... hey'.
You say (in common), 'yup'.
Templeton slows the pace of his playing.
You say (in common), 'ill never be the mayor, no'.
You say (in common), 'and for this, Nydia is blessed'.
You say (in common), 'for if I was, Id clean it up'.
You say (in common), 'cleaner air until the end'.
Templeton builds back into the chorus.
You say (in common), 'were in nydia, and its dirty!!'.
You say (in common), 'theres a trash bag, wait now theres thirty'.
You say (in common), 'whats that vile smell? its sheep excrement'.
You say (in common), 'theres a teacher, educate us'.
You say (in common), 'a janitor, a ferret, a mantis, #nydiathings'.
You say (in common), 'yup... hey'.
You say (in common), 'yup'.
You say (in common), 'a final verse, and then im done'.
You say (in common), 'well pack this up and head on home'.
You say (in common), 'i know its hard, but just recall'.
You say (in common), 'until the next time I perform'.
Templeton plays a mind melting solo.
You say (in common), 'oh no, oh no, oh no, ooooh no'.
You say (in common), 'oh no, oh no, oh no, ooooh no'.
You say (in common), 'oh no, oh no, oh no, ooooh no'.
You say (in common), 'oh no, oh no, oh noooooooo'.
Templeton plays hard for the final chorus.
You say (in common), 'were in nydia, and its dirty!!'.
You say (in common), 'theres a trash bag, wait theres thirty'.
You say (in common), 'whats that vile smell? its sheep excrement'.
You say (in common), 'theres a teacher, educate us'.
You say (in common), 'a janitor, a ferret, a mantis, #nydiathings'.
You say (in common), 'yup... hey'.
You say (in common), 'yup'.
Templeton lets his guitar buzz and fade out.
Templeton wipes the sweat from his forehead.
You bow deeply.