Shelar - Level 10 Bard Review

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The Storytelling Amphitheater
[Exits: west]
You are in a small amphitheater. Several rows of curved marble benches
curl comfortably around a raised dais. The high ceiling and polished
stone walls are shaped to reflect the voice of the speaker at the dais,
letting them be heard throughout the room. An open archway to the west
leads out into a small courtyard.
(White Aura) Zimmiz is here.
Cayleb is resting here.
(Intense Dark Blue Aura) Tokugawa is here.

Cayleb beams a smile at Zimmiz.
Zimmiz grins happily.
Zimmiz utters the words, 'judicandus eugzagz'.
Zimmiz rests.

You say (in common), 'if everybody could disable eating triggers and the like for the duration of the performance, I'd
much appreciate it'.

who
7 players.
Hum [ Th:22 Ra:30 Ma:30 ] Anavrin, stares at stray cats
Hel [ Ra:10 Ma:10 ] Cayleb is trying to wear out his soles *Water*
Aar [ Bard: 16 10 9 ] Shelar Fyshyr, Crested Bard
Hum [ Greater God ] Tokugawa.
Hum [ Cl:23 ] Zimmiz Morgenstern 
Elf [ Ra:30 Th:30 Cl:30 ] Zonaso Ral'Ucsav, Iniquitous Lurker of the Conclave
Hlf [ Bard: 21 13 10 ] Whistler lays down some crazy jazz with his trumpet

Tokugawa utters the words, 'judicandus eugzagz'.
You say (in common), 'we can have a mushroom'we can have a mushroom fest first, if Zimmiz is so inclined'.
Shelar raises her crest slightly at Zimmiz.
Cayleb grins mischievously at Zimmiz.
Cayleb drinks water from a delicate emerald crystal goblet.

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Zimmiz is resting here.
Cayleb is resting here.
(Intense Dark Blue Aura) Tokugawa is here.

Zimmiz stands up.
Zimmiz utters the words, 'qcandusahz yaae'.
A Magic Mushroom suddenly appears.
Zimmiz utters the words, 'qcandusahz yaae'.
A Magic Mushroom suddenly appears.
Zimmiz utters the words, 'qcandusahz yaae'.
A Magic Mushroom suddenly appears.
You get a Magic Mushroom.
Zimmiz utters the words, 'qcandusahz yaae'.
A Magic Mushroom suddenly appears.
eat mushroom
You eat a Magic Mushroom.
You are full.
Zimmiz utters the words, 'qcandusahz yaae'.
A Magic Mushroom suddenly appears.
Cayleb gets a Magic Mushroom.
Cayleb eats a Magic Mushroom.
Zimmiz rests.
thank zimmiz
You thank Zimmiz heartily.
Cayleb gets a Magic Mushroom.
Cayleb eats a Magic Mushroom.
Cayleb says (in common), 'thanks'.
You say (in common), 'everybody full?'.
Cayleb nods.
You nod at yourself. Are you getting senile?
prelude1
You get a small drum from bag made from sneaky aarakocran guildmaster hide.

You drop a small drum.
Shelar sits on a stool and places a small drum at her feet.
prelude2
Shelar takes out her harp and tunes it.
prelude3
Shelar curls her feet and begins to beat an energetic rhythm on the drum with the back of her talons.
Shelar begins strumming a playful tune on her harp.
Shelar begings singing, her clear voice filling the amphitheatre dramatically.
v1
Shelar sings, 'There is a man who walks the world'
Shelar sings, 'If you saw him you would know.'
Shelar sings, 'Nature's in this shaman's face'
Shelar sings, 'Strength of shark and eye of crow.'
Shelar sings, 'The Dashing Kefka the Shaman.'
v2
Shelar sings, 'The shaman heard a bard had come,'
Shelar sings, 'Nevyn; master of his trade,'
Shelar sings, 'And sought the news the bard might bring,'
Shelar sings, 'Of fallen foes and bounties paid.'
Shelar sings, 'Intrepid Kefka the Shaman.'
v3
Shelar sings, 'As he came through yon Hovelton'
Shelar sings, 'A feathered bardlet he did see,'
Shelar sings, 'Come for to learn the master's lyre;'
Shelar sings, 'For her life now did she flee.'
Shelar sings, 'Heroic Kefka the Shaman'
v4
Shelar sings, 'A grinning human chased the swan'
Shelar sings, 'With murder in his eye.'
Shelar sings, 'The shaman came to tag along,'
Shelar sings, 'And soon watched Guil let fly.'
Shelar sings, 'Save me, Kefka the Shaman!'
v5
Shelar sings, 'The blade, it struck the bardlet true'
Shelar sings, 'She staggered and she fell,'
Shelar sings, 'And in the mighty shaman's arms'
Shelar sings, 'She crooned out her death-knell.'
Shelar sings, 'Handsome Kefka the Shaman.'

Zonaso gossips (in common), 'ahh such weeni'.
v6
Shelar sings, 'He took the body of the bird'
Shelar sings, 'And called the bardlet back'
Shelar sings, 'Returned to her all of her gear,'
Shelar sings, 'and from her hide, a sack.'
Shelar sings, 'The Manly Kefka the Shaman.'
v7
Shelar sings, '"Hey! You bring back that corpse!"'
Shelar sings, 'The killer wailed and cried,'
Shelar sings, '"It rightfully belongs to me'
Shelar sings, '"For by my blade she died."'
Shelar sings, 'Stalwart Kefka the Shaman.'
v8
Shelar sings, 'THe human moaned and uttered threats,'
Shelar sings, 'Though they availed him none.'
Shelar sings, '"You're harrassing little newbie me!"'
Shelar sings, 'But Kefka's deed was done.'

Someone gossips (in common), 'Did you hear what he called you, Tokugawa?'.

Zonaso gossips (in common), 'sorry talkin to myself =)'.
denum
Shelar sings, 'The Dashing...'
Shelar sings, 'Intrepid...'
Shelar sings, 'Heroic...'
Shelar sings, 'Handsome...'
Shelar sings, 'Manly...'
Shelar sings, 'Stalwart...'
Shelar sings, 'Kefka Palazzo the Shaman!'
end1
Shelar ends her song with a drum riff and puts her harp down.
Shelar stands up.
You bow deeply.
end2
Shelar puts her harp away.
You get a small drum.
You put a small drum in bag made from sneaky aarakocran guildmaster hide.
Shelar takes a final look at her audience and walks off the stage.
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The Storytelling Amphitheater
[Exits: west]
You are in a small amphitheater. Several rows of curved marble benches
curl comfortably around a raised dais. The high ceiling and polished
stone walls are shaped to reflect the voice of the speaker at the dais,
letting them be heard throughout the room. An open archway to the west
leads out into a small courtyard.
( 2) A delicious magic mushroom is here.
Zimmiz is resting here.
Cayleb is resting here.
(Intense Dark Blue Aura) Tokugawa is here.

Tokugawa snickers softly.
Tokugawa says, 'very nice'.

Zimmiz smiles happily.

Shelar sneaks back onstage.

Someone tells you, ''.

You received Bards' Council approval for level 10 at 2009-11-24 15:39:25.

Cayleb showers you with confetti!

Zonaso gossips (in common), 'gratz'.

Tokugawa says, 'Congrats'.

You say (in common), 'thanks!'.

Someone tells you, 'Congrats!'.

You tell someone (in common), '*chirps happily* thanks'.

You may again do a mob mastery quest.

Cayleb says (in common), 'we'll have to make suer Kefka hears it!'.

Zimmiz smiles happily.