Ode to A Mushroom

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june 9 2012

The Kitchen
[Exits: west]
Any experienced adventurer can tell you that it isn't always easy to
find food. For new adventurers this task is even more difficult.
Originally this room was built to feed those adventurers who could not
do it for themselves. Dues negotiations with guild members forced
cutbacks in the staff and building maintenance so that all that is left
now is a fountain where you can still get a drink.
A small white fountain gushes forth here.

You gossip (in common), 'Bardic Performance in the Kitchen!'.

You gossip (in common), '"Ode to a Mushroom"'.

Lexie arrives from the west.
Lexie is so excited that she cheers just for the hell of it.
Lexie rests.

Shilea rests.

Samiyah clears her throat.

Someone juggles the head of Ladislaw, the Chocolate Maker.

You say (in common), 'Ode to a Mushroom!'.

Lexie gasps in astonishment.

You say (in common), 'Lo! Behold the Mushroom!'.

You get a Magic Mushroom from bag made from Samiyah hide.

You say (in common), 'Pungent and flavorful, it is the food of the Gods,'.

You say (in common), 'Springing forth unseeded from earth or stone at clerical whim'.

You say (in common), 'Bringing sustinance and succor to empty bellies the world over'.

You say (in common), 'Hail the shitaki!'.

Samiyah shakes the mushroom, scattering spores everywhere.

You say (in common), 'Lo! Behold its tastiness!'.

You say (in common), 'Stout and meaty, it is favored by many races:'.

You say (in common), 'Coveted by Dwarves, spitted on sticks, roasted, strung on string'.

You say (in common), 'Stolen by Halflings, raised in beds within secret tunnels'.

You say (in common), 'Hail the button!'.

Samiyah gets a string of mushrooms from a bag of Faile hide.
Samiyah pops one into her mouth.

You say (in common), 'Lo! The Mushroom!'.

Shilea looks at Lexie.

You say (in common), 'Divine in its succulence, reknowned for its tastiness'.

You say (in common), 'Known the world round as the savior of the starving'.

You say (in common), 'Yet somehow: Embodied, ambulatory, and kind - '.

You say (in common), 'Hail the Portobello!'.

Samiyah grins.

DarkClaw arrives from the west.

Lexie is so excited that she cheers just for the hell of it.

You say (in common), 'Dedicated to a most kind and generous mushroom, the Hunter Portobello'.

DarkClaw smiles happily.

Shilea is so excited that she cheers just for the hell of it.
Shilea shows her approval by clapping her hands together.
Shilea claps at your performance.
Shilea says (in common), 'Well done!'.

Samiyah blushes, and checks the position of her veil, to ensure it is modestly in place.

Lexie showers you with confetti!
Lexie says (in common), 'good job!'.

You say (in common), 'well. I just wanted to say thank you to him. Wherever he is.'.
You say (in common), 'He's very sneaky, that mushroom'.
You say (in common), 'comes from growing in the dark, I suspect'.
You say (in common), 'here, then gone..'.

Shilea stands up.
Shilea nods.

You say (in common), 'like a fungal ninja.'.

Samiyah nods, the movement causing her veil-charms to chime.

(end log)