Inakin - Level 5 Bard Review
Date Unknown, Log by DarkClaw:
Inakin says (in common), 'May i too preform for the Bard council?'.
Someone says, 'Announce a time and place. Don't begin until I tell you to'.
Inakin says (in common), 'here, and any time'.
Henry snickers softly.
Someone says, 'Announce it on gossip'.
Someone says, 'You need an audience'.
The Storytelling Amphitheater
[Exits: west]
You are in a small amphitheater. Several rows of curved marble benches
curl comfortably around a raised dais. The high ceiling and polished
stone walls are shaped to reflect the voice of the speaker at the dais,
letting them be heard throughout the room. An open archway to the west
leads out into a small courtyard.
(Invis 71) (Intense Light Blue Aura) [GS] Vorax is here.
(Intense Dark Cyan Aura) Grimace is here.
Lateus is resting here.
Inakin is here.
Inakin gossips (in common), 'I will be preforming in the ampitheater in 5min'.
Someone gossips, 'oooh - whatcha gonna form into?'.
Marckarius arrives from the west.
Inakin gossips (in common), 'I will be preforming in the ampitheater in about 3min'.
Aarro arrives from the west.
Aarro rests.
Inakin gossips (in common), 'I will be preforming in the ampitheater in about 1min'.
Someone says (in common), 'nice pummel stick slinky'.
Inakin says (in common), 'is the bards council ready for me?'.
Lateus bows deeply.
You grin happily at him.
You say (in common), 'Break a leg, Inakin.'.
Someone says, 'Chylder set the bar pretty high -- good luck, Inakin!'.
You say (in common), 'Uh-oh.'.
Inakin says (in common), 'ACK!'.
Vorax ftells, 'this better be good, or i'll break your leg :P'.
You beg forgiveness from Inakin... think he'll buy it?
You ftell, '*snicker*'.
Vorax ftells, 'hehe :P'.
Kerriariadne says, 'Don't let my Booga-ness make you nervous.'.
Kerriariadne grins evilly.
You grin happily at him.
The Storytelling Amphitheater
[Exits: west]
You are in a small amphitheater. Several rows of curved marble benches
curl comfortably around a raised dais. The high ceiling and polished
stone walls are shaped to reflect the voice of the speaker at the dais,
letting them be heard throughout the room. An open archway to the west
leads out into a small courtyard.
Rufus is resting here.
(Intense Dark Red Aura) Kerriariadne is here.
Lateus is here.
Aarro is resting here.
(Intense Dark Cyan Aura) Grimace is here.
(Invis 71) (Intense Light Blue Aura) [GS] Vorax is here.
Inakin is here.
Rufus hiccups loudly. Maybe he had too much to drink?
Inakin gossips (in common), 'im getting ready to preform last call'.
Someone says, 'You may begin when ready, Inakin'.
Inakin walks up onto the stage.
Inakin says (in common), 'I will be preforming a poam about my loves'.
Inakin beams a smile at Vorax.
Vorax grins happily.
Inakin says (in common), 'One day i had a suddenburst for sausage.'.
Inakin says (in common), 'so i went to go look for some sausage.'.
Inakin says (in common), 'I was walking down main street and i found some next to a few stray dogs, i slurped it down like a bunch of hogs.'.
Inakin says (in common), 'It was the runniest sausage i have ever had, i then found out it wasnt sausage'.
Inakin says (in common), 'So i continued my search, i came across a small perch.'.
Inakin says (in common), 'It looked at me weird, i felt kinda feared. It then smeered its waist on my beard.'.
Inakin says (in common), 'I felt so alone, i couldnt help not to moan.'.
Inakin says (in common), 'i wanted my sausage, but instead i ate a bone.'.
Inakin says (in common), 'I went to the docters, because i felt kinda sick, they then kicked me out with a flick.'.
Inakin says (in common), 'i went to my moms and told her my tell, she told me im crazy and to go get the mail'.
Inakin says (in common), 'I did just that, but i triped and i fell, i hit my head, and woke up in jail.'.
Inakin says (in common), 'It was a Sanitarium, they said i was crazy, and if they let me go i would push up a daisy.'.
Inakin says (in common), 'I was stuck there forever, lost in my mind. But Mr. sir Vorax just had to be so kind.'.
Inakin says (in common), 'He brought me some sausage, i was happy again. But he said im still crazy, and that i couldnt sin.'.
You chuckle.
Inakin says (in common), 'now hes my family and i have a happy grin!'.
Inakin grins happily.
Inakin bows deeply.
Kerriariadne scratches his head.
Inakin says (in common), 'MmmmmM sausage'.
You clap at his performance.
You grin happily.
Kerriariadne claps once...
Grimace grins happily.
Someone says, 'Very interesting!'.
Lateus shows his approval by clapping his hands together.
Grimace shows his approval by clapping his hands together.
Inakin drools on himself.
Aarro shows her approval by clapping her hands together.
You say (in common), 'Very amusing.'.
Aarro chuckles, evidently amused.
Someone says, 'Sounds like an original'.
Someone grins mischievously.
Inakin nods at himself; he must be getting senile.
You chuckle.
Someone says, 'Congrats!'.
Aarro says (in common), 'good job'.
Someone grins mischievously.
Inakin bounces around.
Grimace enthusiastically cheers Inakin to victory.
Inakin says (in common), 'Thank you!'.
You ftell, 'Inakin, you're...weird.'.
Vorax beams a smile at Inakin.
You say (in common), 'Grats, Inakin.'.
Inakin laughs.
Vorax ftells, 'heh, yeah, he is'.
Inakin ftells, 'lmao'.
You say (in common), 'Weird, though it may have been.'.
You ponder the question.
Kerriariadne snickers softly.
Inakin says (in common), 'Oh!'.
Inakin says (in common), 'wait!'.
Kerriariadne says, 'Vorax must have some heavy duty meds in his cabinet...'.
Kerriariadne winks at Inakin.
You raise your eyebrow.
You snicker with him about your shared secret.
Vorax nods.
Vorax says, 'The best!'.
Kerriariadne hugs Vorax.
Vorax grins happily.
Aarro chuckles, evidently amused.
Inakin says (in common), 'Grimmy tell kerri about my of the head poam!'.
Kerriariadne bows galantly.
Vorax hugs Kerriariadne.
Grimace waves happily.
Grimace rises into the air and disappears in a flash of blue light.
Inakin says (in common), 'about the grape ape'.
You say (in common), 'The entire realm's going to come to us for their...medications.'.
Inakin bursts into tears.
Inakin chuckles, evidently amused.
Kerriariadne says, 'There's a Grape Ape poem?'.
Inakin nods.
Aarro looks around.
Kerriariadne says, 'Post it to the Forums!! :)'.
Kerriariadne bounces around.
Aarro leaves west.
Inakin says (in common), 'me and grimmy were standing at the ape and he told me to say a paom about him'.
You snicker softly.
Inakin says (in common), 'so i did!'.
Inakin beams a smile at Kerriariadne.
Kerriariadne says, 'There's that bard thread -- poems, stories, etc.'.
Inakin says (in common), 'Dart was there to hear it too!'.
Kerriariadne says, 'Great place for such things.'.
You say (in common), 'Bards and Papyrus.'.
You smile happily.
Lateus smiles happily.
Kerriariadne says, 'Yeah - that's it.'.
Inakin says (in common), 'want to hear it?'.
Kerriariadne nods in recognition to Inakin.
Inakin says (in common), 'ok!'.
You say (in common), 'NO!!!'.
Inakin says (in common), 'There once was a HUGE PURPLE APE!'.
You say (in common), 'Save it for your next review!'.
You poke him in the ribs.
You snicker softly.
Kerriariadne snickers softly.
Inakin says (in common), 'He looked like a big giant grape!'.
Someone giggles.
Someone throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!
Someone says, 'Congrats!'.
Inakin says (in common), 'He sat on a Dart'.
Inakin says (in common), 'and along came a fart'.
You snicker softly.
Inakin says (in common), 'and Dart was never the same!'.
Inakin smiles happily.
Lateus laughs.
Inakin bounces onto Vorax's lap.
Kerriariadne snickers softly.
You giggle.
Vorax ruffles Inakin's hair playfully.
Lateus bows deeply.
Lateus leaves west.
Inakin says (in common), 'Im a bard with talent!'.
Kerriariadne twitches.
Inakin pops some pills!
Kerriariadne says, 'That is one word for it, I suppose...'.
Kerriariadne winks at Vorax.
Someone yells, 'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!'.
You snicker softly.
Inakin says (in common), 'what do you think of my Mr. Sir Vorax?'.
You say (in common), 'You sure you're not doubling up on your medication?'.
Vorax grins happily.
Chylder looks at Inakin suspiciously.
Inakin says (in common), 'nop'.
Inakin says (in common), 'i just might have been'.
Inakin twitches nervously.
Inakin feels dizzy!