I Like Big Bards

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(Log by DarkClaw)


Samiyah tells you (in common), 'May I enter Your office?'.
   
Humphrey ftells, 'Welcome back, Re`alta'.

An Elemental Lair
[Exits: north]
The darkness of this room is almost consuming, save for the faint glow from
the fireplace set into the Southern wall, the light strong enough to highlight
the beautiful tapestry hanging above it.  The burning embers within the hearth
seem to come alive and dance over what's left of the charred logs, causing
shadows to play upon the huge pile of furs spread across the rocky floor.  To
the east is a writhing vortex that allows no hint of what lies beyond its
currents, the shifting shadows of the floor echoing its rhythm in movement. 
The sound of water can be heard coming from the west, a large sheet of rain
pouring in from the skies above, through the open ceiling.  Odd that it only
inhabits that space.  To the north stands a barricade made of solid ice, no
hint of exit visible upon or around its surface.

Samiyah arrives from the north.

Samiyah bows deeply.

You smile at her.

You say, 'Welcome.'.

Samiyah says (in common), 'I have your song..'.
   
 Samiyah stiffles a giggle.
   
Samiyah says (in common), 'it is very very ridiculous'.

Samiyah says (in common), 'and most improper.'.

Samiyah says (in common), 'May I ask you to close and lock the door?'.

Samiyah says (in common), 'I would not have it witnessed by any save you.'.

You say, 'Are you sure you want people to possibly hear what you say on infos?'.

You get a small twig from a crystalline prism.

You close the slab of ice.

   *Click*

You ftell, 'The office is locked for now.'.

Samiyah says (in common), 'such things may happen.'.

You nod in recognition to her.
   
Samiyah says (in common), 'but there's no other way to avoid it.'.
   
Samiyah says (in common), 'Shall I begin?'.

You say, 'Please do.'.
   
 Samiyah strikes a haughty pose and spits out scornfully, 'OH MY GOD, Lexie, Look at that ...Bard!'
   
 She giggles, and moves directly into the song.
   
 Samiyah raps, 'I like big bards and I cannot lie'
   
 Samiyah raps, 'You other clerics can't deny'
   
 Samiyah raps, 'That when a bard walks in with her lyrical grace'
   
 Samiyah raps, 'And that bard-fu in your face'
   
 Samiyah raps, 'It gets Done! Gotta spell up and buff'
   
 Samiyah raps, 'Cause you gotta -try- an' keep up'

   You throw back your head and cackle with insane glee!
   
 Samiyah raps, 'Deep in that zone she's killin''
   
 Samiyah raps, 'I'm strapped an' I'm XP feelin''
   
 Samiyah raps, 'Oh, Bardy, I wanna group with ya''
   
 Samiyah raps, 'and PK with wit'cha'
   
 Samiyah raps, 'That Anduin tried to warn me'
   
 Samiyah raps, 'Aoide's kick gave me a torn knee'
   
 Samiyah raps, 'Her spinning back kick'
   
 Samiyah raps, 'Hit square in my ...wick'
   
 Samiyah raps, 'So, group me, group me,'
   
 Samiyah raps, ''Cause she aint no average troop-y'
   
 Samiyah raps, 'I've seen Sam dancin''
   
 Samiyah raps, 'To hell with romancin!'
   
 Samiyah raps, 'She's buff, rough'
   
 Samiyah raps, 'Got fists swingin like a Mack truck'

   DarkClaw is dying!
   
 Samiyah raps, 'I'm tired hearin tha news'
   
 Samiyah raps, 'Sayin Bards are just a-buse'
   
 Samiyah raps, 'Take the average young man - ask him that?'
   
 Samiyah raps, 'Bards gotta lead the pack!'
   
 Samiyah raps, 'So, warrics! 
   
 "Yeah!"
   
 Samiyah raps, 'Mages!'
   
 "Yeah!"
   
 Samiyah raps, 'Has your group lead got that bard?'
   
 "HELL Yeah!"
   
 Samiyah raps, 'Tell 'em to kick it!'
   
 "Kick it!"
   
 Samiyah raps, 'punch it!'
   
 "Punch it!"
   
 Samiyah raps, 'Kick that Hall Guard butt!'
   
 Samiyah raps, 'Bardys are BUFF!'
   
 Samiyah drops the mic and struts away. 

 Samiyah giggles.

   You giggle.
   
Samiyah bows deeply.

You say, 'Oh my Gods, that was the best EVER!!!'.

You cheer her on, confident in her abilities.

You cheer her on, confident in her abilities.

You cheer her on, confident in her abilities.
   
Samiyah giggles.
   
Samiyah giggles.
   
Samiyah bows deeply.
   
Samiyah says (in common), 'I am glad you liked it'.

You say, 'I will gladly give you another restring for that.'.
   
Samiyah says (in common), 'Challenge met?'.

You say, 'Indeed!'.
   
Samiyah grins happily.

You say, 'Thank you!!!'.

Samiyah says (in common), 'It was my pleasure sayyida'.

You grin evilly.
   
Samiyah says (in common), 'How many infos hit, do you think?'.

You say, 'I have no idea.  I know Humphrey caught one.'.
   
Samiyah winces.  Ouch!
   
Samiyah says (in common), 'which one?'.
   
Samiyah says (in common), 'that could be bad!'.

You say, '(He says now you have to do "Baby Got Backstab".)'.

Samiyah gossips (in common), 'ok, how much of that hit info..?  :P'.

Foghair gossips (in common), 'I got about 6 lines'.
   
Humphrey gossips (in common), 'I got 1 line'.
   
Golson gossips (in common), 'only got about 4'.

You say, 'Oh, it was a pointless one.  "Samiyah raps, 'I'm tired of hearin tha news'"'.
   
Samiyah nods.
   
Fumino gossips (in common), 'same as golson heh, nice rap'.

You gossip, '*cackle*  It was phenomenal!!!'.

Samiyah sits down and thinks deeply.

   *Click*

You open the slab of ice.
   
Samiyah says (in common), 'I only have three items currently un-strung'.

Samiyah says (in common), 'finger, waist, and wrist.'.

You nod.

You say, 'Are they worthy of restringing?'.
   
Samiyah says (in common), 'does anything come to Your mind for those?'.

Samiyah says (in common), 'None are spectacular. But my equipment very, very rarely changes.'.

You say, 'Not at the moment, but I'm sure given time I could come up with something.'.

You smile happily.
   
Samiyah bows deeply.
   
Samiyah says (in common), 'Then it will await Your inspiration'.

You nod in recognition to her.
   
Samiyah curtseys gracefully.
   
Samiyah says (in common), 'by your leave?'.

You say, 'Of course.'.

You smile happily.

Samiyah leaves north.