12-25-2014

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The Important Questions of Our Generation - Log Snippet by Cordir


Portobello gossips (in common), 'how come the fountain of life is lemonade and the fountain of youth is change sex?'.
Portobello gossips (in common), 'what it this trying to say to me?'.

You gossip, 'when Life gives you lemons...'.
You gossip, 'find Bewbs?'.

Portobello gossips (in common), 'mmm'.
Portobello gossips (in common), 'I love lemons'.

### A gentle snowfall killed by Portobello at On the floor of the Jungle

Portobello gossips (in common), 'NOOOOOO MY BEWBS DISAPPEARED :('.

Nerd Alert - Log Snippet by Cordir


You gossip, 'Someone say something nice. I have been working on a zone for hours, my bum is going to sleep, and I'm getting tired... but have.to.finish.'.

Portobello gossips (in common), 'I like that your bum does not suffer from narcolepsy'.
Portobello gossips (in common), 'or is it insomnia?'.

Cremini gossips (in common), 'I like the zones you write'.

You poke him in the ribs.

Portobello gossips (in common), ':D'.

Cremini gossips (in common), 'I also like that you posted about The Slow Regard of Silent Things (or something like that)'.

### [Troy ftells (in sahuagin), 'im enjoying christmas sausage right now :P']

You gossip, ':) It made me very happy. (Also keenly aware of my lack as a writer.)'.

Cremini gossips (in common), 'well, I don't think one should read Patrick Rothfuss and expect anything else'.

You gossip, 'True, that.'.

Cremini gossips (in common), 'many decent books make me thing "Hm..I could probably do that."'.

Portobello gossips (in common), 'wow, nerd alert'.

Cremini gossips (in common), 'many awful books make me think, "Ugh! How'd this get published"'.
Cremini gossips (in common), 'he makes me think, "Oh boy. I could never do that. This man has a vision and way with words that are a gift."'.
Cremini gossips (in common), 'or something like that'.

You gossip, 'Yes. That.'.

Cremini gossips (in common), '(said the man on the text-only nerd game. *cough Portobello*)'.



Hail! - Log Snippet by Samiyah


> c hail
You make the gesture necessary to invoke your spell.
Your hailstorm EVISCERATES a lazy apple picker!
Your hailstorm MASSACRES a lazy apple picker!
Your hailstorm EVISCERATES a tired apple picker!
Your hailstorm *** DEMOLISHES *** a terrified bunny rabbit!
Your hailstorm MASSACRES a terrified bunny rabbit!
Your hailstorm EVISCERATES a bad-tempered old goat!
A bad-tempered old goat is DEAD!!
You receive 0 experience points.
A bad-tempered old goat hits the ground ... DEAD.
You get 36 gold coins from the corpse of a bad-tempered old goat.
The corpse of a bad-tempered old goat contains:

   Nothing.

Your hailstorm *** DEMOLISHES *** a bad-tempered old goat!
A bad-tempered old goat is DEAD!!
You receive 0 experience points.
You hear a bad-tempered old goat's death cry.
You see nothing like that in the corpse.
The corpse of a bad-tempered old goat contains:

   Nothing.

Your hailstorm DISEMBOWELS a sweaty young apple picker!

(SNIP)
Nicholai arrives from the west.

Someone leaves west.

You say (in common), 'aaack.'.

People near you: [Auto Spell ON]
Nicholai
Samiyah

You say (in common), 'I almost hailstormed you.'.

In a Vegetable Garden
[Exits: north east south west]
Row upon row of tidy, carefully tended plants are here, each bursting
with tasty vegetables. The scent of manure, mulch and rich, turned soil
is strong. Someone has weeded quite recently, it seems, for the garden
plants have plenty of room to breathe and grow without interference,
and grow ripe and heavy upon the vines. Surely no one would notice if
you took a few...
The sky is cloudy and a cold northern gust blows.
Whiskers aquiver, a tiny field mouse dashes past.
Resting on her hoe for a moment, a half-elf woman pauses in her labor.
A half-elf woman kneels here, hands dirty and full of weeds.
Resting on her hoe for a moment, a half-elf woman pauses in her labor.
A huge indigo-colored butterfly flitters through the wildflowers.
Carrying a berry in his beak, this cardinal gathers food for his young.
A half-elf woman kneels here, hands dirty and full of weeds.
Resting on her hoe for a moment, a half-elf woman pauses in her labor.

People near you: [Auto Spell ON]
Nicholai
Samiyah

You tell Nicholai (in common), 'where are you? I'm practicing hailstorm and don't want to hit you.'.

Nicholai tells you (in elven), 'avoiding hailstorm'.

You make the gesture necessary to invoke your spell.
Your hailstorm maims a tiny little field mouse!
Your hailstorm EVISCERATES a half-elf woman of the village!
Your hailstorm EVISCERATES a filthy half-elf gardener!
Your hailstorm EVISCERATES a half-elf woman of the village!
Your hailstorm DISEMBOWELS a giant butterfly of indigo hue!
Your hailstorm *** DEMOLISHES *** a fiery-red cardinal!
Your hailstorm MASSACRES a filthy half-elf gardener!
Your hailstorm maims a half-elf woman of the village.