Mercury - Level 10 Bard Review
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7 characters. Total online: 7. Sah [ Ma: 3 ] Dioscuri the Sahuagin Hel [ Wa:13 Th:11 Ma:11 ] Blackstone. Hum [ Wa:30 Th:30 Ma:30 ] Lexie, Soul-Devouring Nashite Succubus -OaC- Hel [ Bard: 21 11 9 ] Mercury is ready for a Bards Council, if convenient. Elf [ Ra:30 Th:30 Ma:30 ] Golson Crimson Paladin seeking >7 stat arms Hel [ Ra:12 Cl:14 ] Seamus. The Storytelling Amphitheater [Exits: west] Mercury gossips (in common), 'my next performance is gonna happen at the Amphitehiteare'. Lexie gossips (in common), 'yay'. Mercury gossips (in common), 'Amphit...performance place'. Lexie arrives from the west. Mercury arrives from the west. Lexie hops around. Perhaps she's part frog? Mercury puts a gleaming, well polished silver lyre in a saddlebag. Lexie rests. Mercury puts a pristine, antique guitar of cherrywood in a saddlebag. Mercury gossips (in common), 'anybody who wants to see -- it's u e u 4e from the pit'. People near you: Mercury Lexie Cordir Ey'ce'ii Lexie gossips (in common), 'i wouldnt miss it!'. Mercury smiles happily. Seamus gossips (in common), 'on my way'. Seamus arrives from a puff of smoke. Mercury smiles happily. Seamus says (in common), 'well, that was easy'. Seamus grins wickedly. Mercury laughs. Seamus rests. Lexie smiles happily. Seamus smiles happily. Mercury says (in common), 'Immortals have the best transportation'. Mercury hiccups loudly. Maybe he had too much to drink? Lexie nods. Seamus says (in common), 'yeah they do'. Seamus says (in common), 'nice cars too'. Lexie says (in common), 'best Uber around'. Seamus laughs. Mercury gossips (in common), 'anybody else?'. Seamus gives a spell score to Mercury. Golson gossips (in minotaur), 'er what?'. Seamus gives the pliable scroll to Mercury. Golson arrives from a puff of smoke. Mercury smiles happily. Seamus smiles happily. Mercury bows deeply. Lexie smiles happily. Golson raises an eyebrow. Seamus bows deeply. Mercury says (in common), 'ready?'. Seamus nods. ### Blackstone has advanced to level 14. (^_^) Blackstone has been awarded the Unaligned Army Insignia. Golson nods. Someone nods. Mercury stops using a fishing spear. Golson rests. Mercury hiccups loudly. Maybe he had too much to drink? Mercury gets a plucked chicken from a saddlebag. Mercury wields a plucked chicken. Mercury nods. Mercury bows deeply. Mercury says (in common), 'This song is called 'Poisoning Pigeons in the Park''. Mercury grins, but it looks like either a drunken leer or he just had a stroke. Golson snickers softly. Mercury performs 'awe audience'. Mercury coughs. Mercury burps loudly. Mercury starts using the plucked chicken like a tambourine, making the most obscene noise. Mercury sings 'Spring is here, spring is here!' Mercury sings 'Life is skittles,' Mercury sings 'And life is BEER!' Mercury hiccups loudly. Maybe he had too much to drink? Mercury downs a cold, frosty beer. Mercury pauses for a moment, not sure if it's a burp...or something worse coming. Mercury burps loudly. Mercury sings (or screeches) 'I think the loveliest time of the YEAR' Mercury sings 'Is the spring, I do.' Mercury raises an eyebrow. Mercury sings 'Don't you? 'Course you do' Mercury sings 'But there's one thing that makes spring complete for me...' Mercury sings 'And makes every Sunday a treeeeeeeeeeaat for meeeeeeee!!' Mercury pauses for a moment to catch his breath and smoke a cigarette. Mercury sings 'All the world seems in tune on a spring afternoon' Mercury sings 'When we're pooooooooooooooooooooisoning pigeons in the park' Mercury attemps to spin around, using a plucked chicken as a baton in a parade, but it goes wild and pieces of it hit several audience members. Mercury sings 'Every Sunday you'll see my sweetheart and me' Mercury sings 'As we poooooooooiison the pigeons in the park' Mercury gets a vodka bottle from a stout cargo net. Mercury calms down for a second and looks into his empty vodka bottle frowning. Mercury hiccups loudly. Maybe he had too much to drink? Mercury nods and continues singing (or screeching -- it's hard to tell at this point). ### [Somewhere, Mercury sings 'The birdies all try and hide'] Mercury sings 'But they still go for peanuts' Mercury screeches 'When coated with cyaniiiiiiide!!!' Mercury sings 'The sun's shining bright' Mercury sings 'Everything seems all right' Mercury sings 'When we're poisoning pigeons in the park' Mercury pauses for a brief tambourine solo. Mercury hiccups loudly. Maybe he had too much to drink? Mercury downs a cold, frosty beer. Mercury sings(?) 'We've gained notoriety' Mercury screeches 'And caused much anxiety' Mercury screeches 'In the Audobon Society' Mercury downs a cold, frosty beer. Mercury screeches 'With our games' Mercury screeches 'They call it impiety' Mercury screeches 'And lack of propriety' Mercury screeches 'And quite a variety of unpleasant NAAAAAAAAAAAAMES' Mercury lights a cigarette and takes a drag, while somehow coughing at the same time. Mercury takes a shot of whiskey, coughs, and nods. Mercury sings (in a remarkably smoothe voice) 'But it's not against any religion' Mercury sings (in a remarkably smoothe voice) 'To want to dispose of a piiiiiiigeon' Mercury sings (in a remarkably smoothe voice) 'So if Sunday you're free' Mercury sings (in a remarkably smoothe voice) 'Why don't you come with me' Mercury struts up and down the stage smoothly. Mercury sings (in a remarkably smoothe voice) 'And we'll poison the pigeons in the park' Mercury sings (in a remarkably smoothe voice) 'And maybe we'll do in a squirrel or two' Mercury sings (in a remarkably smoothe voice) 'While we're poiiiiiiiiiisoning pigeons in the park' Mercury smiles happily. Mercury coughs and stands up straight....somehow. Mercury sings 'We'll murder them amid laughter and merriment' Mercury chuckles, evidently amused. Lexie frowns at what Mercury did. Mercury sings 'Except for the few we take home to experiment!!!' Mercury adjusts his britches for a rousing finale. Mercury hiccups loudly. Maybe he had too much to drink? Mercury downs a cold, frosty beer. Mercury sings 'My pulse will be quickenin'' Mercury sings 'With each drop of strychnine' Mercury sings 'We feed to a pigeon' Mercury sings 'It just takes a smidgin' Mercury sings 'To poison a pigeon in the paaaaaaarrrk' Mercury makes a final tambourine solo with a plucked chicken -- that is truly disgusting. Mercury bows deeply. Lexie sighs at the sight of Mercury. Mercury sings 'We feed to a pigeon' Seamus laughs. Mercury bows deeply. Mercury hiccups loudly. Maybe he had too much to drink? Seamus claps at Mercury's performance. Seamus claps at Mercury's performance. Seamus claps at Mercury's performance. Lexie says (in common), 'as a founding member of PETA i'm not happy'. Lexie says (in common), 'but it was nice :)'. Lexie claps at Mercury's performance. Mercury says (in common), 'originally composed by Tom Lehrer'. Mercury smiles happily. Mercury bows deeply. Golson shows his approval by clapping his hands together. Mercury chuckles, evidently amused. Someone says, 'audience?'. Someone says, 'Shall he pass?'. Seamus says (in common), 'pass!!'. Lexie gives thumbs up. Golson nods. Golson says (in common), 'loved the instrument'. Golson says (in common), 'and I hate pidgeons'. Mercury bows deeply. Someone nods. Someone says, 'flying rats.'. Golson nods. Mercury chuckles, evidently amused. Seamus chuckles, evidently amused. ### Mercury has earned Bards' Council approval for level 10. Golson says (in common), 'rat birds'. Mercury is so excited that he cheers just for the hell of it. Golson throws confetti in the air! Seamus enthusiastically cheers Mercury to victory. Lexie says (in common), 'gratz!'. Mercury dances and spins -- remarkably light on his feet. Lexie hugs Mercury. Mercury bows deeply. Mercury hugs Lexie. Seamus says (in common), 'atta boy, Merc'. Mercury says (in common), 'many thanks'. Mercury gets a spell score from a saddlebag. Lexie stands up. Mercury hums several notes to a song you didn't know existed. Mercury gets a gleaming, well polished silver lyre from a saddlebag. Mercury gives a gleaming, well polished silver lyre to Lexie. Lexie utters the words, 'improved identify'. Lexie gives a gleaming, well polished silver lyre to Mercury. Mercury smiles happily. Lexie says (in common), 'pretty'. Mercury tries to hold a gleaming, well polished silver lyre, but has his hands full. Seamus says (in common), 'charisma?'. Mercury puts a gleaming, well polished silver lyre in a saddlebag. Mercury nods. Mercury says (in common), '3chr'. Mercury stops using a plucked chicken. Seamus says (in common), 'as foretold by prophesy'. Mercury puts a plucked chicken in a saddlebag. Seamus nods. Mercury wields a fishing spear. Lexie says (in common), 'there was a prophecy of Mercury with a plucked chicken?'. Mercury gets the pliable scroll from a saddlebag. ### Mercury has advanced to level 10. ### Dioscuri has advanced to level 4. Lexie enthusiastically cheers Mercury to victory. Mercury throws back his head and cackles with insane glee! Lexie gossips (in common), 'gratzy'. Golson grins wickedly. ### Mercury has advanced to level 11. Dioscuri gossips (in common), 'Thanks!'. Mercury laughs. Mercury says (in common), 'and a training session'. Someone says, 'levelcheck again'. Seamus says (in common), 'no, that the lyre would be +chr :)'. Mercury nods. Seamus says (in common), ''oh, nicey nice'. Mercury says (in common), 'need more magicky stuff'. Lexie says (in common), 'nice on levels'. Mercury says (in common), 'I was having fun with LQ and MM'. Seamus pats Mercury on his back. Seamus says (in common), 'good job'. Seamus waves happily. Seamus leaves west. Mercury says (in common), 'many thanks for the time, Immortal and mortals alike'. Mercury waves happily. Mercury somehow staggers to his feet without doing too much damage, constantly muttering about the room spinning too much. Someone waves. Lexie waves happily. Mercury puts a vodka bottle in a stout cargo net. A few feathers waft downward. Mercury waves happily. Mercury smiles happily. Mercury leaves west.