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<p>Created page with &quot;==Untitled== ====&quot;More Bad Poetry&quot;==== poem about Madmans E.E.L. plan to kill all elves i posted: note to all&lt;BR&gt; note subject More bad poetry ‘Twas weeks before Fools Day a...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>==Untitled==<br /> ====&quot;More Bad Poetry&quot;====<br /> poem about Madmans E.E.L. plan to kill all elves i posted:<br /> note to all&lt;BR&gt;<br /> note subject More bad poetry<br /> ‘Twas weeks before Fools Day and all through the land&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Immortals were a stirring... especially Madman<br /> He flew through the land, darkening the sky&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Over hill and dale, over everything he did fly<br /> Now Madman had no love for land life or love&lt;BR&gt;<br /> So he gave out a shriek, from the sky up above<br /> &quot;On [[Rocky]], on [[Toupta]], on [[Palmer]] and [[Pez]]&quot;&lt;BR&gt;<br /> &quot;If you wanna be evil, you'll do what i sez&quot;<br /> &quot;you kill all the elves, and ransack their towns&quot;&lt;BR&gt;<br /> &quot;if you do this in my name I’ll give you all crowns&quot;<br /> So the EELs of evil and the minions of darkness&lt;BR&gt;<br /> They put on their armor to madman impress<br /> They marched off to battle, all wicked and gay&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Then madman said &quot;HEY! the elves are THAT way&quot;<br /> The army about faced with a mutter and howl&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Madman behind them snapping a wet towel<br /> They marched on in double-time to the elf hometown&lt;BR&gt;<br /> They arrived at a city that was quiet.. not a sound.<br /> The battle began and at it not lightly&lt;BR&gt;<br /> They smashed all the townies and only hurt themselves slightly<br /> Madman looked closer at the battling hoard&lt;BR&gt;<br /> The only things dying were stand up cardboard<br /> The city had gone and no one was there&lt;BR&gt;<br /> They packed up their city and moved it elsewhere<br /> Madman was furious, his wrath he displayed&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Most of the army was filleted and flambéed<br /> So the next time you go off to pillage and plunder &lt;BR&gt;<br /> Pick your enemies wisely and don't make this blunder<br /> (if you notice in this story the only ones maimed&lt;BR&gt;<br /> are those who'd be lead, and the card-board-brained)&lt;BR&gt;<br /> &lt;BR&gt;</div>

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