Pez - Revision history

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			11/28/2001
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			Could it be?
			Surely not . . .
			Never before have your eyes landed upon a form so thoroughly
			twisted, so righteously malformed and so mightily malodorous, all
			in one compact little body. The squinty-eyed little being before
			you is vaguely dwarf-like, but only vaguely. The plethora of
			assorted leather toys (OUCH) and miscellaneous layers of kinky
			trinkets (HMMM . . .) about his body, combined with his
			enormous, mango-shaped nose and drooping ears remind you
			instantly of an Aardvark having a bad hair day. The smell
			emanating from him is grotesque, a pungent combination of clam
			juice, sweat socks, and diesel fuel. The fumes coming from his
			underarms alone are enough to make you delay lighting your pipe.
			This man may well be naturally flammable!
			Of course, the worst thing about his particular creature . . . This
			"PEZ" . . . is the questions. Could it be possible that this putrid,
			confusing little husk of a being could be such a bastion of useless
			and bizarre facts? It is as if his very skull is porous and, through
			osmosis, he is sucking in all of the most asinine and trivial facts as
			they course through the atmosphere. Worse yet, you are suddenly
			and strangely attracted to him . . . you WANT to answer his
			questions. You WANT to be part of his game. You WANT to win
			his admiration. What is that huge leather whip for, anyway, Mr.
			Pez, sir?

			RUN NOW!
			USE channel -gossip IF YOU HAVE TO!
			FLEE FOR YOUR VERY SOUL!
			Pez is in perfect health.

			Pez is using:
			<used as light> (Glowing) a war banner
			<worn on finger> (Moderate magic) the polished platinum ring
			<worn on finger> (Weak magic) the scorching tiger eye ring
			<worn around neck> (Moderate magic) the superb amethyst amulet
			<worn around neck> (Moderate magic) the rusty onyx amulet
			<worn on body> (Moderate magic) a studded leather shirt
			<worn on head> (Moderate magic) a fur hat
			<worn on legs> (Weak magic) a pair of animal hide pants
			<worn on feet> (Weak magic) a pair of reinforced leather shoes
			<worn on hands> (Moderate magic) a pair of padded cloth formal gloves
			<worn on arms> (Weak magic) a pair of studded leather sleeves
			<worn about body> (Moderate magic) a studded leather sash
			<worn about waist> (Moderate magic) a padded cloth belt
			<worn around wrist> (Moderate magic) an animal hide wrist guard
			<worn around wrist> (Moderate magic) the scintillating mithril bracelet
			<wielded> (Potent magic) (Heathen) (Humming) a Mourning Star
			<worn with pride> (Weak magic) Takorn's troop
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	== WHO Lists: ==		== WHO Lists: ==
	08/08/1996 Hum [ Wa: 3 Cl:15 ] Pez, the Prince of Piccadilly Plaza! Mirth Jest		08/08/1996 Hum [ Wa: 3 Cl:15 ] Pez, the Prince of Piccadilly Plaza! Mirth Jest

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Character History:: pezcrimination

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	Pez has yet to learn more about this other world called "Earth". He continues his search with the help of his Kindred friends, exploring for clues in many obscure places. Because of his own ability to create delicious candies he has come to the conclusion that he is indeed one of those child toy candy dispensers somehow animated and come to life in this world; but for what purpose he has yet to determine. Perhaps someday he will find the secret to his humble beginnings. <BR><BR>		Pez has yet to learn more about this other world called "Earth". He continues his search with the help of his Kindred friends, exploring for clues in many obscure places. Because of his own ability to create delicious candies he has come to the conclusion that he is indeed one of those child toy candy dispensers somehow animated and come to life in this world; but for what purpose he has yet to determine. Perhaps someday he will find the secret to his humble beginnings. <BR><BR>

			===Historical Snippet: Pezscrimination (10/28/2001)===
			Cordir gossips, 'Items just ID'd from the Newbie Hunting Teams are being brought to the pit... if you're NOT a newbie, please.. be nice and don't grab them.'.<BR>
			Cordir gossips, 'If you're level 1 to 10, head to the pit for some assistance. = ) '.<BR>
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			Pez gossips (in common), 'hubba hubba'.<BR>
			Pez gossips (in common), 'that means me!'.<BR>
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			Cordir gossips, 'Pezzie, you're not a newbie, you're just low level'.<BR>
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			Pez gossips (in common), 'do i sense pez-discrimination ?'.<BR>
			Pez gossips (in common), 'now we see the violence inherit in the system!'.<BR>
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			Cordir gossips, 'No, just a keen sense of observation! = P '.<BR>
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			Tynian gossips, 'Hmm, pezcrimination?'.<BR>
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			Pez gossips (in common), 'i hope i didn't give him any bad ideas'.<BR>
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			Tynian gossips, '.... I could devote my existence to making jokes...'.<BR>
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			LeiLani gossips (in common), 'We'd probably all prefer you stick with the coding.'.<BR>
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			Pez gossips (in common), 'yeah, but another pez on TFC would be too much'.<BR>
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			LeiLani gossips (in common), 'As entertaining as your jokes are, Lord Tynian.'.<BR>
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			Tynian gossips, ':P'<BR>
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	=== Historical Snippet: Most Loved (02/27/2002)===		=== Historical Snippet: Most Loved (02/27/2002)===
	(Log by [[Cordir]])<BR><BR>		(Log by [[Cordir]])<BR><BR>

Cordir: /* Quotables */

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Quotables

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	In response to the question, "who are you?":<BR>		In response to the question, "who are you?":<BR>
	{{quotable\|Pez gossips (in common), 'if i have to tell you, Nasr, obviously you are a newbie. I will debase myself to your level in order to explain. You see, I am famous. In fact I am the most famous mortal ever to in habit this realm. Simply my arrival on the scene generates immense celebration. You don't have to agree with me, However, I am correct'.\|10/25/2000}}		{{quotable\|Pez gossips (in common), 'if i have to tell you, Nasr, obviously you are a newbie. I will debase myself to your level in order to explain. You see, I am famous. In fact I am the most famous mortal ever to in habit this realm. Simply my arrival on the scene generates immense celebration. You don't have to agree with me, However, I am correct'.\|10/25/2000}}
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	== Player Provided Information: ==		== Player Provided Information: ==

Cordir: /* Trivia: */

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Trivia:

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	* Pez's first death to another player was to [[ZARA]].		* Pez's first death to another player was to [[ZARA]].
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			== Quotables ==
			{{quotable\|Pez gossips (in common), 'come to MG, maimer, i'll protect you'.\|09/15/2000}}
			{{quotable\|Pez gossips (in common), 'redrum hits like a lady bug'.\|09/15/2000}}
			{{quotable\|Pez gossips (in common), 'Pez and Redrum at MG guild entrance! Redrum will assist me in killing anyone who wants some! Emphasis on 'assist''.\|09/15/2000}}
			{{quotable\|Pez gossips (in common), 'Your favorite wet dream has arrived! Please, hold the applause'.\|10/25/2000}}
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			In response to the question, "who are you?":<BR>
			{{quotable\|Pez gossips (in common), 'if i have to tell you, Nasr, obviously you are a newbie. I will debase myself to your level in order to explain. You see, I am famous. In fact I am the most famous mortal ever to in habit this realm. Simply my arrival on the scene generates immense celebration. You don't have to agree with me, However, I am correct'.\|10/25/2000}}

	== Player Provided Information: ==		== Player Provided Information: ==

Cordir: /* Pez Candies */

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Pez Candies

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	Pez gossips (in common), 'Kelanea gets the cordon bleu pez....'.<BR>		Pez gossips (in common), 'Kelanea gets the cordon bleu pez....'.<BR>
	Pez gossips (in common), 'One tasty sesame and chive cracker pez for [[Tranquility]]!'.<BR>		Pez gossips (in common), 'One tasty sesame and chive cracker pez for [[Tranquility]]!'.<BR>
			Pez gossips (in common), 'One Giant Frosty Flavored Mint Julip Pez for Kaldred!'.<BR>
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	== Trivia: ==		== Trivia: ==
	* Pez's first death to another player was to [[~~Zara~~]].		* Pez's first death to another player was to [[ZARA]].
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	== Player Provided Information: ==		== Player Provided Information: ==
	{{note\|[[Boyardee]]\|11/18/2001\|Pez is why I joined [[Mirth]] in the first place. He was funny as hell back then, too!}}		{{note\|[[Boyardee]]\|11/18/2001\|Pez is why I joined [[Mirth]] in the first place. He was funny as hell back then, too!}}

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	10/24/03 - Pez hears that Majere retired, and has a few comments about it: Pez gossips (in common), 'thats unfortunate' 'but on the bright side, now theres a spot open for me'. Schwartz gossips (in common), 'First immortal candy dispenser!'. Pez gossips (in common), 'okay, i'm ready, Tynian...take me' 'hmm...i guess he is eating dinner...i'm still mortal'.		10/24/03 - Pez hears that Majere retired, and has a few comments about it: Pez gossips (in common), 'thats unfortunate' 'but on the bright side, now theres a spot open for me'. Schwartz gossips (in common), 'First immortal candy dispenser!'. Pez gossips (in common), 'okay, i'm ready, Tynian...take me' 'hmm...i guess he is eating dinner...i'm still mortal'.
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	==Retirement: 2002===		===Retirement: 2002===
	[ 19] Pez: The Official Retirement of Pez<BR>		[ 19] Pez: The Official Retirement of Pez<BR>
	Mon Jun 17 10:47:15 2002<BR>		Mon Jun 17 10:47:15 2002<BR>

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	{{note\|[[Ink]]\|12/22/11\|Pez was one of my favorite people from 2x. When he wasn't giving out hilarious (and very properly named) pez treats to people, he was running trivia quests. He also came back periodically, much to EVERYONE'S delight, to run quests. I can't think of a single bad thing to say about Pez nor have I heard anything negative about him in all my years here.}}		{{note\|[[Ink]]\|12/22/11\|Pez was one of my favorite people from 2x. When he wasn't giving out hilarious (and very properly named) pez treats to people, he was running trivia quests. He also came back periodically, much to EVERYONE'S delight, to run quests. I can't think of a single bad thing to say about Pez nor have I heard anything negative about him in all my years here.}}

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	== Personal Timeline: ==		== Personal Timeline: ==

Cordir: /* Retirement: 2002= */

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Retirement: 2002=

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	To: all<BR>		To: all<BR>
	Well, the day has finally come for me to officially hang up my sword. I simply can't express how much of a pleasure it has been playing here on TFC. From my early beginnings, through all the changes, and even now at the end of my career, TFC has been like a second home to me and many of the other players have been like family. I will always look fondly back at my time here. I especially want to thank Tynian, Nayr, and Madman for putting up with all my antics over the years, and for putting together such a fun and exciting game. You all deserve more praise than I could ever hand out alone.<BR>		Well, the day has finally come for me to officially hang up my sword. I simply can't express how much of a pleasure it has been playing here on TFC. From my early beginnings, through all the changes, and even now at the end of my career, TFC has been like a second home to me and many of the other players have been like family. I will always look fondly back at my time here. I especially want to thank Tynian, Nayr, and Madman for putting up with all my antics over the years, and for putting together such a fun and exciting game. You all deserve more praise than I could ever hand out alone.<BR>
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	I want to thank Coleman, Khore, and Tokugawa for having allowed me in their followings.<BR>		I want to thank Coleman, Khore, and Tokugawa for having allowed me in their followings.<BR>
	I want to thank the D.C. crew. You all know who you are.<BR>		I want to thank the D.C. crew. You all know who you are.<BR>
	I want to thank Cordir for helping me with my Pez Quests.<BR>		I want to thank Cordir for helping me with my Pez Quests.<BR>
	I am not going to individually thank any other players because the list would run way too long. I made a ton of friends along the way, a few enemies, and I appreciate you all. Thanks for making PezQuest and PezTrivia such successful events. Those games were my only true accomplishments here at TFC and I owe a great deal to everyone for making them happen.<BR>		I am not going to individually thank any other players because the list would run way too long. I made a ton of friends along the way, a few enemies, and I appreciate you all. Thanks for making PezQuest and PezTrivia such successful events. Those games were my only true accomplishments here at TFC and I owe a great deal to everyone for making them happen.<BR>
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	Now, for my characters list. I debated a long time about this. However, in the end I realized I was always curious to know who played who and believe others are too. So here is the short list:<BR>		Now, for my characters list. I debated a long time about this. However, in the end I realized I was always curious to know who played who and believe others are too. So here is the short list:<BR>
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	Pez: My first and most influential TFC character. Highly egotistical, unpredictable, and generous. Believes (with good reason) himself to be the most famous and well known TFC character of all time, primarily because of his PezQuests.<BR>		Pez: My first and most influential TFC character. Highly egotistical, unpredictable, and generous. Believes (with good reason) himself to be the most famous and well known TFC character of all time, primarily because of his PezQuests.<BR>
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	==Retirement: 2002===		==Retirement: 2002===
			[ 19] Pez: The Official Retirement of Pez<BR>
			Mon Jun 17 10:47:15 2002<BR>
			To: all<BR>
			Well, the day has finally come for me to officially hang up my sword. I simply can't express how much of a pleasure it has been playing here on TFC. From my early beginnings, through all the changes, and even now at the end of my career, TFC has been like a second home to me and many of the other players have been like family. I will always look fondly back at my time here. I especially want to thank Tynian, Nayr, and Madman for putting up with all my antics over the years, and for putting together such a fun and exciting game. You all deserve more praise than I could ever hand out alone.<BR>
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			I want to thank Coleman, Khore, and Tokugawa for having allowed me in their followings.<BR>
			I want to thank the D.C. crew. You all know who you are.<BR>
			I want to thank Cordir for helping me with my Pez Quests.<BR>
			I am not going to individually thank any other players because the list would run way too long. I made a ton of friends along the way, a few enemies, and I appreciate you all. Thanks for making PezQuest and PezTrivia such successful events. Those games were my only true accomplishments here at TFC and I owe a great deal to everyone for making them happen.<BR>
			<BR>
			Now, for my characters list. I debated a long time about this. However, in the end I realized I was always curious to know who played who and believe others are too. So here is the short list:<BR>
			<BR>
			Pez: My first and most influential TFC character. Highly egotistical, unpredictable, and generous. Believes (with good reason) himself to be the most famous and well known TFC character of all time, primarily because of his PezQuests.<BR>
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			Ford Prefect: Another oddball character taken from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books by Douglas Adams. Created as a level sitting pker he briefly enjoyed some success before falling to a single classed cleric with a high level rift relic. Completely unrenown character.<BR>
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			Babs Barella: My only female character. A rare thing, she was a single classed human ranger. Completely useless in a fight. Only real accomplishment was the speed by which she reached level 30: under 180 hours of gameplay. She died a horrible death detailed by Pez in the story "The Untimely Demise of Babs Barella".<BR>
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			Wish, Black Knight of the Black Conclave: Alias "Wish the Cuttlefish". My last major character and, in so far as leveling is concerned, my most accomplished. A 30/30 mage/warrior, his primay motto was "I never fight alone, unless the opportunity is too great to pass up." This motto was often criticized and Wish called a coward. He never really cared because it always served him well.<BR>
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			Well, folks, that's it. My time is up, I'm moving on. I hope the best for TFC in the future. I absolutely, positively will NOT be logging on again, so please ignore any imposters who ask for you gold for the next PezQuest. PezQuests are ending with me.<BR>
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			Sincerely,<BR>
			Pez<BR>
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