Pantheon Limericks - Revision history

Cordir at 17:24, 17 January 2012

2012-01-17T17:24:54Z

← Older revision		Revision as of 17:24, 17 January 2012
Line 1:		Line 1:
	Notes: DarkClaw was gossiping some limericks about various immortals, and I decided to get in on the fun. These were created in no particular order. - [[User:Cordir\|Cordir]] 10:17, 17 January 2012 (MST)		Notes: Around or about 2006, [[DarkClaw]] was gossiping some limericks about various immortals, and I decided to get in on the fun. These were created in no particular order. - [[User:Cordir\|Cordir]] 10:17, 17 January 2012 (MST)
	----		----
	Dare I write of the greatest of Dwarves?<BR>		Dare I write of the greatest of Dwarves?<BR>
Line 242:		Line 242:
	<BR>		<BR>
	<BR>		<BR>




	[[Category:Stories]]		[[Category:Stories]]
	[[Category:Cordir]]		[[Category:Cordir]]
	[[Category:Logs]]		[[Category:Logs]]

Cordir: added the second batch

2012-01-17T17:24:16Z

added the second batch

← Older revision		Revision as of 17:24, 17 January 2012
Line 1:		Line 1:
	Notes: DarkClaw was gossiping some limericks about various immortals, and I decided to get in on the fun. These were created in no particular order. - [[User:Cordir\|Cordir]] 10:17, 17 January 2012 (MST)		Notes: DarkClaw was gossiping some limericks about various immortals, and I decided to get in on the fun. These were created in no particular order. - [[User:Cordir\|Cordir]] 10:17, 17 January 2012 (MST)
	----		----
			Dare I write of the greatest of Dwarves?<BR>
			Crafting lands from the plains to the wharves<BR>
			He codes all night and day <BR>
			(But DM gets her say)<BR>
			We all hope that he never gets bored!<BR>
			<BR>
			[[IvoryTiger]] gives gold when you 'sac'<BR>
			If perchance it's a god that you lack<BR>
			He grants one shiny gold <BR>
			to the humble or bold<BR>
			Cat-God, spell-maker, IT's all that!<BR>
			<BR>
			[[Maurice]] cackles and blocks teleports <BR>
			and your heart sinks right down to your shorts<BR>
			A dark IMP of days past <BR>
			Yet his legacy lasts<BR>
			And he's used for PK by bad sports.<BR>
			<BR>
			[[Madman]]'s legacy can't be dismissed <BR>
			with his code and his areas list<BR>
			Demon raids down the roads <BR>
			And his rifting and goads<BR>
			Moshing, Ozzy and a Dew in his fist!<BR>
			<BR>
			[[Darkmoon]] curls up her whip and she laughs <BR>
			Snapping suds from her tub in the Baths<BR>
			She's a mistress of pain <BR>
			and your loss is her gain<BR>
			So walk soft if you ere cross her path<BR>
			<BR>
			For ten thousand eternities, you <BR>
			will squirm helplessly 'neath [[Sirak]]'s shoe<BR>
			While he hums and he plays <BR>
			that marimba for days<BR>
			Til you love that strange music, it's true!<BR>
			<BR>
			[[Jaxxon]]'s courtly but yet never seen <BR>
			Like a Paladin out of a dream<BR>
			But with [[Dirkstrom]] and [[Catlinda\|Cat ]]<BR>
			He preached love just like that<BR>
			And his followers worked like a team.<BR>
	<BR>		<BR>
	There once was a goddess named [[Bliss]] <BR>		There once was a goddess named [[Bliss]] <BR>
Line 20:		Line 60:
	He's secured quite a berth<BR>		He's secured quite a berth<BR>
	in the tales of this game's history.<BR>		in the tales of this game's history.<BR>
	~~<BR>~~
	~~[[Darkmoon]] curls up her whip and she laughs <BR>~~
	~~Snapping suds from her tub in the Baths<BR>~~
	~~She's a mistress of pain <BR>~~
	~~and your loss is her gain<BR>~~
	~~So walk soft if you ere cross her path<BR>~~
	<BR>		<BR>
	That [[Ginny]]'s a girl I sure miss, <BR>		That [[Ginny]]'s a girl I sure miss, <BR>
Line 38:		Line 72:
	Or Force-ful type guys<BR>		Or Force-ful type guys<BR>
	whom the praises of Nidea sing<BR>		whom the praises of Nidea sing<BR>
	~~<BR>~~
	~~[[IvoryTiger]] gives gold when you 'sac'<BR>~~
	~~If perchance it's a god that you lack<BR>~~
	~~He grants one shiny gold <BR>~~
	~~to the humble or bold<BR>~~
	~~Cat-God, spell-maker, IT's all that!<BR>~~
	~~<BR>~~
	~~[[Jaxxon]]'s courtly but yet never seen <BR>~~
	~~Like a Paladin out of a dream<BR>~~
	~~But with [[Dirkstrom]] and [[Catlinda\|Cat ]]<BR>~~
	~~He preached love just like that<BR>~~
	~~And his followers worked like a team.<BR>~~
	<BR>		<BR>
	Now to history lost, I concede <BR>		Now to history lost, I concede <BR>
Line 116:		Line 138:
	No, don't discount it much<BR>		No, don't discount it much<BR>
	or they'll thwack you until you feel small <BR>		or they'll thwack you until you feel small <BR>
	~~<BR>~~
	~~For ten thousand eternities, you <BR>~~
	~~will squirm helplessly 'neath [[Sirak]]'s shoe<BR>~~
	~~While he hums and he plays <BR>~~
	~~that marimba for days<BR>~~
	~~Til you love that strange music, it's true!<BR>~~
	<BR>		<BR>
	[[Siren]]! sigh yes, the stories are true <BR>		[[Siren]]! sigh yes, the stories are true <BR>
Line 176:		Line 192:
	and that noise of "GLUG! GLUG!"<BR>		and that noise of "GLUG! GLUG!"<BR>
	Thirst must be the worst of his Sins<BR>		Thirst must be the worst of his Sins<BR>
			<BR>
			Of [[Cordir]] there is much to be said <BR>
			On her website most things can be read<BR>
			Bardic circles and quests <BR>
			are the things she loves best<BR>
			'Sides the much loved folks she has led<BR>
			<BR>
			[[Sinclair]] was another quite old <BR>
			From the tales, he was always too bold<BR>
			With a name like Arac <BR>
			How his Paladin whacked<BR>
			Any evil that ran through the cold.<BR>
			<BR>
			[[Kalten]]'s legacy lives ever on <BR>
			If you land in his zone you'll be gone<BR>
			Master's Tower kills more <BR>
			Then his Roses of yore<BR>
			And gleams Ivory at each southern dawn.<BR>
			<BR>
			The [[Foolkiller\|Killer of Fools]] treasured threes, <BR>
			And oft channeled In-fin-ity<BR>
			The third aspect was feared <BR>
			Grabbing dwarves by their beards<BR>
			Be glad that's not his sole legacy!<BR>
			<BR>
			[[JohnPaul\|JP]]'s virtuous; Tel served him well <BR>
			and the evils like rain often fell<BR>
			He is seen now and then <BR>
			Could he Demi again?<BR>
			Only time and an Imp will e'er tell.<BR>
			<BR>
			Say ADVENTURE! in tones that are bold <BR>
			Brings to mind a fine fellow of old<BR>
			[[Zarous]] spelled with a Z <BR>
			Just as fun as could be<BR>
			Ah, the stories and tales could be told!<BR>
			<BR>
			[[Tel]] had Paladins out the wazoo <BR>
			[[Keller]], [[Anwar]], [[Anonymous]], BLUEz...<BR>
			Crossed Blades they all wore <BR>
			To slay evil, not bore<BR>
			[[Overkill]] - more than name, it was true!<BR>
			<BR>
			Lil' [[Katrana\|Kat]] is a gnome who glows red <BR>
			With the voices of Hunt in her head<BR>
			Once Conclave to the bone <BR>
			How Lich-legacy's grown<BR>
			Weilding scissors to hack at each thread<BR>
			<BR>
			<BR>

Cordir: new page: Immortal limericks

2012-01-17T17:17:16Z

new page: Immortal limericks

New page

Notes: DarkClaw was gossiping some limericks about various immortals, and I decided to get in on the fun. These were created in no particular order. - [[User:Cordir|Cordir]] 10:17, 17 January 2012 (MST)
----

 
There once was a goddess named [[Bliss]] 
Whose cooking went often amiss 
In the kitchen she wailed 
as the smoke upward sailed 
"Momma said there'd be days like this!" 
 
[[Clue]]'s a goddess I name with a smile 
For she's walked this world for quite a while 
With her [[Rigel]] away 
She was reshaped, like clay 
Now she's dressed with a vamp's sense of style 
 
[[Coleman]] fills all the world with great glee 
Rhyming, Riddling and slapping his knee 
With his troupe full of mirth 
He's secured quite a berth 
in the tales of this game's history. 
 
[[Darkmoon]] curls up her whip and she laughs 
Snapping suds from her tub in the Baths 
She's a mistress of pain 
and your loss is her gain 
So walk soft if you ere cross her path 
 
That [[Ginny]]'s a girl I sure miss, 
Melt a eunich with one simple kiss 
Made the most of the dark 
or in public, in parks 
and the touch of her whip was sheer bliss. 
 
[[Grimace]], named for a big purple thing 
Wearing nothing at all, no 'bling-bling' 
His folks are Magi 
Or Force-ful type guys 
whom the praises of Nidea sing 
 
[[IvoryTiger]] gives gold when you 'sac' 
If perchance it's a god that you lack 
He grants one shiny gold 
to the humble or bold 
Cat-God, spell-maker, IT's all that! 
 
[[Jaxxon]]'s courtly but yet never seen 
Like a Paladin out of a dream 
But with [[Dirkstrom]] and [[Catlinda|Cat ]] 
He preached love just like that 
And his followers worked like a team. 
 
Now to history lost, I concede 
Can't recall the god lost, though I need 
to come up with a rhyme 
for one before my time 
[[Slayer]]'s on the wizlist, that I read. :-) 
 
[[Kerriariadne|Kerri]] lurks in the shadows and Dark 
Yelling WHEEEEEEEEEEE just to scare on a lark 
A fun loving fellow 
who's often quite mellow 
Booga's bite is not worse than his bark. 
 
If, by chance, you are dark, goth, and dead 
Then you'll not get [[Khore]] out of your head 
He's a dashing vamp fellow 
Who is edgy, not mellow 
And sleeps in a box lined with red 
 
[[Maurice]] cackles and blocks teleports 
and your heart sinks right down to your shorts 
A dark IMP of days past 
Yet his legacy lasts 
And he's used for PK by bad sports. 
 
[[Molo]] skulks unseen down in his Crypt 
Wearing robes that are tattered and ripped 
To Lord Nash he gives praise 
Through his nights and his days 
When he goes vis, the mortals all flip! 
 
[[Natilena|Nati]] shines oh so bright like a Star 
Did you think that she'd rise up that far? 
From those long mortal days 
Yes, in trouble ten ways 
Now her temple's just east of a bar! 
 
[[Nalya]], gentle and sweet, she was kind 
With the young's first success on her mind 
PBS was her creed 
All the newbies in need 
And her Paladins all were sublime! 
 
[[Nayr]] waits on his disk with his pet 
Ygg is inky, a raven that's jet. 
Once his feathers were prized 
for those with evil guise 
But that was before PK debt. 
 
[[Pyros]] licked and he flicked and he flamed 
Led a firey life in this game 
Wed to [[Syla]], so sweet 
As a pair they were neat 
Since they're gone, TFC aint the same. 
 
[[Rhina]]'s back! oh rejoice! she was missed :-( 
When she left, you could say Khore was pissed 
Her sweet blossoms he woo'd 
'Til she got in the mood 
Now their kids? Vampire plants, what a twist! 
 
From the depths of his quiet, dark Hall 
[[Robert]]'s Unity really aint small 
Yes, it's loaded with Dutch 
No, don't discount it much 
or they'll thwack you until you feel small 
 
For ten thousand eternities, you 
will squirm helplessly 'neath [[Sirak]]'s shoe 
While he hums and he plays 
that marimba for days 
Til you love that strange music, it's true! 
 
[[Siren]]! *sigh* yes, the stories are true 
Went to red, though she started off blue 
Giant-Kin often say 
[[Thaygar]] made her that way 
Ebon, Mist, their alliance stayed true. 
 
With a chuckle and ruffle and wink 
[[Syla]]'s up to her normal hijinks 
She's the goddess we love 
In the heavens above 
when she leaves all the mortal hearts sink. 
 
[[Tamar]] dreamwalks or so it was said 
by the folks who gave worship and bled 
now she sits peacefully 
seeking serenity 
Oft remembered by those that she led 
 
[[Thaygar]]'s mind went kersnap in the maze 
'Neath chapel and priest and MG graves 
The short path to Hell 
is the place that he fell 
into madness and hand that's ablaze 
 
Sunny bright is lord [[Tiax]]'s home 
Though a dwarf, he is friends with a gnome 
Just gaze through occuli 
to the light in the sky 
and defend it wherever you roam 
 
[[Tokugawa|Toku]] Balanced it all in old days 
Led his own, not down blue or red ways 
In a hall full of books 
with dozens of 'LOOK's 
Now he god-pluses all night and all days 
 
Speak of Sin and one name comes to mind. 
[[Triston|Tris]] is wicked, I'm sure you will find. 
He revels in bad 
As for him it's no fad 
But which first? Thats the biggest of binds. 
 
[[Whitehawk]]'s aura is blue he'll attest 
and that Hawks are among TFC's best 
With his eyes on his love 
Aoife makes him a dove 
Not a predator, like all the rest 
 
[[Wylin]] tips back a beer and he grins 
When the booze flows, that's one dwarf that wins 
From the size of his mug 
and that noise of "GLUG! GLUG!" 
Thirst must be the worst of his Sins 

[[Category:Stories]]
[[Category:Cordir]]
[[Category:Logs]]