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Okk's Vision of Nash

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This was written by Okk in 2000, and sent to the TFC Mailing List. 

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tfc@finalchallenge.net 
Subject: [tfc] Lord Nash's Divine Vision 
Date: Thu, 29 Jun 2000 08:32:08 PDT 
 
There comes a time in every Nashite immortal's life when he receives an 
"inspiration" from the Great One--here's mine. I had just been promoted to 
Demigod. I was in Tynian's office and was asked what alignment I wanted to 
be. I was about to say "evil" so I could create my envisioned ogre-only 
following, but Nash had other ideas. Time and space were frozen, and I 
found myself confronted with the Great Lord Nash Himself. 
 
 
Nash has granted you the ability to see him when he is invis. 
 
All [ Lord ] [GS] Nash, God of Magic and Illusion. <Inv -1> 
 
Nash forcibly picks you up and throws you down at His feet. 
The Temple of Lord Nash 
[Exits: none] 
This huge hall's exact size is not discernible by standards measurements. 
The many buttresses and arches form a tracery of shadowy dimness. The floors 
and walls are covered in slabs of polished stone, apparently obsidian with 
swirls of purplish basalt. Much magic has evidently been placed here, for an 
evil darkness seeps from the walls and floor, making the whole chamber seem 
uncomfortable and nerve-racking. In the center of the hall is a large plaque 
sitting on an ornately carved pedestal. 
(Glowing) A statue of Lord Nash stands before you in utter perfection. 
(Red Aura) Nash is here. 
 
You gasp in astonishment. 
 
Nash says, 'Grovel, don't gasp, you mindless ogre scum'. 
 
Nash grabs you by the neck and shoves your face into the ground. 
 
Nash places his foot on your head and steps down painfully. 
 
Nash says, 'Better'. 
 
Nash steps back. 
 
Nash flits his hand in a magical gesture. 
A chair and a huge pile of sheep entrails appear in the room. 
 
Nash looks down at you disdainfully. 
 
Nash says, 'What are you laying down there for?! Get up'. 
 
Nash gives you a swift kick in the ribs. Ouch! 
 
You stand up. 
 
Nash gestures to the chair. 
 
Nash says, 'Sit down Okk, we have much to discuss'. 
 
You get a chair. 
 
You rest. 
 
Nash gets a large metal spoon from bag made from Molo hide. 
Nash holds a large metal spoon. 
Nash picks up a scoop of the sheep entrails. 
Nash aims carefully and flicks the spoonful of sheep entrails at you. 
It hits you right in the eye. 
Blood and excrement run down your face. 
 
Nash says, 'Oh, don't mind me. This just helps me think sometimes'. 
 
You say, 'Thank you, Lord'. 
 
Nash glares around him. 
 
Nash says, 'Don't think for an instant that this honor is any credit to you, 
Okk'. 
 
Nash says, 'It's just that Sirak is away playing somewhere, destroying some 
universe, so I have to do this Myself'. 
 
Nash rolls his eyes. 
Nash says, 'Kids. No responsibility'. 
Nash says, 'I'll be straight with you'. 
Nash says, 'I think you are an ugly, slobbering, pea-brained, overgrown 
squirrel'. 
Nash says, 'However, every creature has its uses. Even stupid ones'. 
 
Nash picks up a scoop of the sheep entrails. 
Nash aims carefully and flicks the spoonful of sheep entrails at you. 
It lands and smacks your neck. 
Blood and excrement trickle down into your clothes. 
 
Nash says, 'I understand that you've risen to the position of Demigod'. 
 
You nod. 
 
Nash says, 'Excellent'. 
Nash says, 'For a long time, I've been planning one of my most evil acts 
ever'. 
Nash says, 'I've only been waiting for someone stupid enough to actually 
implement my plan. I wait no longer'. 
 
Nash points at you. 
 
Nash says, 'It will be wonderful, Okk, it's brilliant!'. 
 
Nash waves his hand in the air in dramatic prophesy. 
Nash says, 'I see screams of anger and agony. I see hate and frustration!'. 
Nash says, 'I see notes, ideas, confusion, controversy, arguments!'. 
Nash says, 'I see headaches...and code changes, many code changes!'. 
Nash says, 'Delicious!'. 
 
Nash laughs devilishly...even better than John Travolta does it. 
 
Nash says, '...and you, Okk, shall create it all. You, in your simple 
stupidity, shall be My greatest bringer of evil'. 
 
Nash picks up a scoop of the sheep entrails. 
Nash aims carefully and flicks the spoonful of sheep entrails at you. 
It hits you on your forehead and splatters messily. 
Blood and excrement run down your face. 
 
You say, 'Am I to have a great following of evil killers, then? Perhaps be 
even greater than the Black Conclave?'. 
 
Nash snickers softly. 
 
Nash says, 'No, Okk. I'll leave that to those who are actually skilled at 
that, like the Lich'. 
 
Nash shakes his head, grinning evilly. 
Nash says, 'No, I have something else in store for you, Okk'. 
 
Nash says, 'Neutrality'. 
Nash throws back His head and cackles with insane glee! 
Nash says, 'Here's what we do...'. 
 
[Top-Secret Immortal Planning] 
 
Nash pats you on the shoulder. 
Nash says, 'Give 'em hell, Okk'. 
 
You say, 'I shall not disappoint you, Lord'. 
 
Nash glares icily at you, you feel cold to your bones. 
 
Nash says, 'You forgot to grovel'. 
 
You say, 'I...I was just about to'. 
You grovel before him. 
 
Nash says, 'A likely story'. 
 
Nash swats at you with his pinky finger. 
Nash ***ANNIHILATES*** you! 
That really did HURT! 
You sure are BLEEDING! 
 
Nash flicks his hand in the air as if sweeping you aside. 
Blackness swallows your being... 
You are falling... 
And falling... 
 
Being Tortured for an Eternity 
[Exits: none] 
You are standing in a plain white room. The room is completely bare...no 
sharp objects, no torture devices...nothing. 
You wonder why a torture room of the Great Lord Nash isn't better equipped. 
That's until you see... 
(Blue Aura) Demian is here. 
(Blue Aura) Demian is here. 
(Blue Aura) Demian is here. 
(Blue Aura) Demian is here. 
(Blue Aura) Demian is here. 
(Blue Aura) Demian is here. 
(Blue Aura) Demian is here. 
(Blue Aura) Demian is here. 
(Blue Aura) Demian is here. 
(Blue Aura) Demian is here. 
(Blue Aura) Demian is here. 
(Blue Aura) Demian is here. 
(Blue Aura) Demian is here. 
(Blue Aura) Demian is here. 
(Blue Aura) Demian is here. 
(Blue Aura) Demian is here. 
(Blue Aura) Demian is here. 
(Blue Aura) Demian is here. 
(Blue Aura) Demian is here. 
(Blue Aura) Demian is here. 
WHAM!!!!!!! 
You are within inches of death! 
 
Demian says (in common), 'Hi Okk'. 
Demian says (in common), 'Hi Okk'. 
Demian says (in common), 'Hi Okk'. 
Demian says (in common), 'Hi Okk'. 
Demian says (in common), 'Hi Okk'. 
Demian says (in common), 'Hi Okk'. 
Demian says (in common), 'Hi Okk'. 
Demian says (in common), 'Hi Okk'. 
Demian says (in common), 'Hi Okk'. 
Demian says (in common), 'Hi Okk'. 
Demian says (in common), 'Hi Okk'. 
Demian says (in common), 'Hi Okk'. 
Demian says (in common), 'Hi Okk'. 
Demian says (in common), 'Hi Okk'. 
Demian says (in common), 'Hi Okk'. 
Demian says (in common), 'Hi Okk'. 
Demian says (in common), 'Hi Okk'. 
Demian says (in common), 'Hi Okk'. 
Demian says (in common), 'Hi Okk'. 
Demian says (in common), 'Hi Okk'. 
 
>scream 
ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!! 
 
Nash [GS] tells you, 'You think that's bad...wait until room #3!'.

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