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Kale: /* Place of Residence: */

2012-03-06T19:37:28Z

Place of Residence:

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	== Place of Residence: ==		== Place of Residence: ==
	'''A Gnome's Lawn'''<BR>		'''A Gnome's Lawn'''<BR>
	[Exits: everywhere]<BR>		'''[Exits: everywhere]'''<BR>
	You are standing in a large lawn of premium native grasses bordered by carefully maintained garden beds. Ornamental Trees<BR>		You are standing in a large lawn of premium native grasses bordered by carefully maintained garden beds. Ornamental Trees<BR>
	line the sidewalks that lead no where in particular other than providing a meandering path through the lawn. The size and<BR>		line the sidewalks that lead no where in particular other than providing a meandering path through the lawn. The size and<BR>

Kale at 19:37, 6 March 2012

2012-03-06T19:37:08Z

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	== Place of Residence: ==		== Place of Residence: ==
	A Gnome's Lawn<BR>		'''A Gnome's Lawn'''<BR>
	[Exits: everywhere]<BR>		[Exits: everywhere]<BR>
	You are standing in a large lawn of premium native grasses bordered by carefully maintained garden beds. Ornamental Trees<BR>		You are standing in a large lawn of premium native grasses bordered by carefully maintained garden beds. Ornamental Trees<BR>

Kale at 19:36, 6 March 2012

2012-03-06T19:36:05Z

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	Gno [ Sh:12 Wa:12 Th:12 ] Kale THE BLOOD GNOME, THE ANTI-SWARF, G-TEAM 06-15-2011		Gno [ Sh:12 Wa:12 Th:12 ] Kale THE BLOOD GNOME, THE ANTI-SWARF, G-TEAM 06-15-2011
	Gno [ Sh:18 Wa:12 Th:12 ] Kale THE BLOOD GNOME, THE ANTI-SWARF, G-TEAM 06-22-2011		Gno [ Sh:18 Wa:12 Th:12 ] Kale THE BLOOD GNOME, THE ANTI-SWARF, G-TEAM 06-22-2011
			Gno [ Sh:30 Wa:15 Th:12 ] Kale the Yard Gnome is in your NeXuS! G-TEAM 03-05-2012

	== Character History: ==		== Character History: ==

Kale at 19:33, 6 March 2012

2012-03-06T19:33:54Z

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	* Often overheard shouting "GNOME POWER!!!" on global channels for unknown purposes or reason.<BR>		* Often overheard shouting "GNOME POWER!!!" on global channels for unknown purposes or reason.<BR>
	* Liberates enslaved garden gnomes during his free time and sends them on extravagant vacations.<BR>		* Liberates enslaved garden gnomes during his free time and sends them on extravagant vacations.<BR>
			<BR>
	== Place of Residence: ==		== Place of Residence: ==
	A Gnome's Lawn<BR>		A Gnome's Lawn<BR>

Kale at 19:33, 6 March 2012

2012-03-06T19:33:17Z

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	== Place of Residence: ==		== Place of Residence: ==
	A Gnome's Lawn		A Gnome's Lawn<BR>
	[Exits: everywhere]		[Exits: everywhere]<BR>
	You are standing in a large lawn of premium native grasses bordered by carefully maintained garden beds. Ornamental Trees line the sidewalks that lead no where in particular other than providing a meandering path through the lawn. The size and amount of custom landscaping is impressive. This is the only property on the block without a house or even a shed. A small white sign spiked into the lawn is nearby.		You are standing in a large lawn of premium native grasses bordered by carefully maintained garden beds. Ornamental Trees<BR>
			line the sidewalks that lead no where in particular other than providing a meandering path through the lawn. The size and<BR>
	A small white sign reads, "A Gnome Lives here"		amount of custom landscaping is impressive. This is the only property on the block without a house or even a shed. A small<BR>
	A talking concrete Gnome is here, ready for action		white sign spiked into the lawn is nearby.<BR>
			<BR>
			A small white sign reads, "A Gnome Lives here"<BR>
			A talking concrete Gnome is here, ready for action<BR>
	<BR>		<BR>

Kale at 19:31, 6 March 2012

2012-03-06T19:31:37Z

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	* Often overheard shouting "GNOME POWER!!!" on global channels for unknown purposes or reason.<BR>		* Often overheard shouting "GNOME POWER!!!" on global channels for unknown purposes or reason.<BR>
	* Liberates enslaved garden gnomes during his free time and sends them on extravagant vacations.<BR>		* Liberates enslaved garden gnomes during his free time and sends them on extravagant vacations.<BR>

			== Place of Residence: ==
			A Gnome's Lawn
			[Exits: everywhere]
			You are standing in a large lawn of premium native grasses bordered by carefully maintained garden beds. Ornamental Trees line the sidewalks that lead no where in particular other than providing a meandering path through the lawn. The size and amount of custom landscaping is impressive. This is the only property on the block without a house or even a shed. A small white sign spiked into the lawn is nearby.

			A small white sign reads, "A Gnome Lives here"
			A talking concrete Gnome is here, ready for action
			<BR>

	== Player Provided Information: ==		== Player Provided Information: ==

Kale: /* Current Description: */

2011-07-09T16:06:26Z

Current Description:

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	find them, maybe you can hire... The G-Team.<BR>		find them, maybe you can hire... The G-Team.<BR>

	~~'''Technical Abilities~~:~~'''~~ Trained in art of lawn war, flower guarding,<BR>		Kale is the preminent Yard Gnome: Trained in art of lawn war, flower guarding,<BR>
	stare contests, gnomescaping ~~and~~ the drunken gyrocopter<BR>		stare contests, gnomescaping, the drunken gyrocopter and has been everywhere<BR>
			but the electric chair and seen everything except the wind.<BR>
	<BR>		<BR>
	'''Contact Information:''' 1-800-GNOME-PWR \| #yardgnome \| kale@gnomesRus.com<BR>		'''Contact Information:''' 1-800-GNOME-PWR \| #yardgnome \| kale@gnomesRus.com<BR>

Kale: /* Trivia: */

2011-06-23T18:05:58Z

Trivia:

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	== Trivia: ==		== Trivia: ==
	* Often overheard shouting "GNOME POWER!!!" on global channels for unknown purposes or reason.<BR>		* Often overheard shouting "GNOME POWER!!!" on global channels for unknown purposes or reason.<BR>
	* Liberates enslaved garden gnomes during his free time and sends them on extravagant vacations<BR>		* Liberates enslaved garden gnomes during his free time and sends them on extravagant vacations.<BR>

	== Player Provided Information: ==		== Player Provided Information: ==

Kale: /* Trivia: */

2011-06-23T18:04:10Z

Trivia:

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	== Trivia: ==		== Trivia: ==
	* Often overheard shouting "GNOME POWER!!!" on global channels for unknown purposes or reason.<BR>		* Often overheard shouting "GNOME POWER!!!" on global channels for unknown purposes or reason.<BR>
			* Liberates enslaved garden gnomes during his free time and sends them on extravagant vacations<BR>

	== Player Provided Information: ==		== Player Provided Information: ==

Cordir: more who's, formatting, template info

2011-06-22T22:29:09Z

more who's, formatting, template info

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	\|status = Active		\|status = Active
	\|retire_date =		\|retire_date =
	\|race = ~~GNOME~~		\|race = {{Race\|Gnome}}
	\|hometown = YOUR BACKYARD		\|hometown = YOUR BACKYARD
	\|classes = Shaman <br/> Warrior <br/> Thief <br/>		\|classes = {{Class\|Shaman}} <br/> {{Class\|Warrior}} <br/> {{Class\|Thief}} <br/>
	\|last_seen = When you least suspected it		\|last_seen = When you least suspected it
	\|followed = Rufus		\|followed = [[Rufus]]
	\|spouse =		\|spouse =
	\|partner =		\|partner =
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	<BR>		<BR>
	== Current Description: ==		== Current Description: ==
	Noticing your interest, Kale instantly hands you his marketing material!		Noticing your interest, Kale instantly hands you his marketing material!<BR><BR>
			<TT>
			<nowiki>---------------------------------------------------------------------------------</nowiki><BR>
			<nowiki>**</nowiki> G-TEAM **

			Ten years ago, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a bounty hunter for a<BR>
			crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a MoK jail cell to the<BR>
			Midgaard underground. Today, still wanted by the authorities, they survive as<BR>
			gnomes of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can<BR>
			find them, maybe you can hire... The G-Team.<BR>

	~~** G-TEAM **~~		'''Technical Abilities:''' Trained in art of lawn war, flower guarding,<BR>
			stare contests, gnomescaping and the drunken gyrocopter<BR>
	~~Ten years ago, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a bounty hunter for a~~		<BR>
	~~crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a MoK jail cell to the~~		'''Contact Information:''' 1-800-GNOME-PWR \| #yardgnome \| kale@gnomesRus.com<BR>
	~~Midgaard underground. Today, still wanted by the authorities, they survive as~~		<nowiki>---------------------------------------------------------------------------------</nowiki></TT><BR>
	~~gnomes of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can~~		<BR>
	~~find them, maybe you can hire... The G-Team.~~		''Kale's description for you RP types that just HAVE to know how awesome this gnome<BR>
			really is:''<BR>
	'''Technical Abilities:''' Trained in art of lawn war, flower guarding,		<BR>
	stare contests, gnomescaping and the drunken gyrocopter		In one hand, Kale holds a reinforced Gnome-crete(TM) dagger and a magic lantern<BR>
			powered by the sun in the other. A rhythmic release of steam is escaping from a <BR>
	'''Contact Information:''' 1-800-GNOME-PWR \| #yardgnome \| kale@gnomesRus.com		steam-powered sniper cannon strapped on Rambo-style. Typical of many Yard-Gnomes <BR>
			of his vintage, Kale wears a pointy red hat while smoking a pipe. Apparently,<BR>
	''Kale's description for you RP types that just HAVE to know how awesome this gnome		Kale just left the scene of a small accident as evidenced by the affixed patch<BR>
	really is:''		of kitty litter soaking up an oil stain on his left shoe. As a slight breeze <BR>
			floats by, you notice the unmistakable smell of BRUT by Gnommen. A cologne that <BR>
	In one hand, Kale holds a reinforced Gnome-crete(TM) dagger and a magic lantern		is ALL the rage of height-challenged individuals and pushed by local hipsters<BR>
	powered by the sun in the other. A rhythmic release of steam is escaping from a
	steam-powered sniper cannon strapped on Rambo-style. Typical of many Yard-Gnomes
	of his vintage, Kale wears a pointy red hat while smoking a pipe. Apparently,
	Kale just left the scene of a small accident as evidenced by the affixed patch
	of kitty litter soaking up an oil stain on his left shoe. As a slight breeze
	floats by, you notice the unmistakable smell of BRUT by Gnommen. A cologne that
	is ALL the rage of height-challenged individuals and pushed by local hipsters
	across the realm.<BR>		across the realm.<BR>

	== WHO Lists: ==		== WHO Lists: ==
	~~On 6/~~22/2011:		Gno [ Sh: 1 ] Kale the Gnome 05-23-2011
			Gno [ Wa: 1 Sh:12 ] Kale the Gnome 05-25-2011
			Gno [ Wa:11 Sh:12 ] Kale the Gnome 06-06-2011
			Gno [ Sh:12 Wa:12 Th:12 ] Kale THE BLOOD GNOME, THE ANTI-SWARF, G-TEAM 06-15-2011
			Gno [ Sh:18 Wa:12 Th:12 ] Kale THE BLOOD GNOME, THE ANTI-SWARF, G-TEAM 06-22-2011

	~~Gno [ Sh:18 Wa:12 Th:12 ] Kale THE BLOOD GNOME, THE ANTI-SWARF, G-TEAM<BR>~~
	== Character History: ==		== Character History: ==
	Kale is a diminutive yard ornament molded by the advanced research of Gla'shorn's		Kale is a diminutive yard ornament molded by the advanced research of Gla'shorn's gnome-crete industry. His concrete form was magically animated during a tempest attack on Gla'shorn, an event likely concocted by sneaky dwarves jealous of Gnome-crete secrets. <BR>
	gnome-crete industry. His concrete form was magically animated during a tempest attack on Gla'shorn, an event likely concocted by sneaky dwarves jealous of Gnome-crete secrets.

	While leading a retaliatory strike on the evil Dwarven Kingdom, Kale and his commando unit were framed for multi-killing Queen Sylette and sentenced to 3 days of record-keeping for the Magistrate. Rather than suffer the agony of paperwork, the team promptly broke out of their MoK jail by concealing their makeshift tunnel with monthly pinups of Miss PlayGnome.		While leading a retaliatory strike on the evil Dwarven Kingdom, Kale and his commando unit were framed for multi-killing Queen Sylette and sentenced to 3 days of record-keeping for the Magistrate. Rather than suffer the agony of paperwork, the team promptly broke out of their MoK jail by concealing their makeshift tunnel with monthly pinups of Miss PlayGnome. <BR>

	Now called the G-TEAM, they are rumored to inhabit the Midgaard underground. As gnomes for hire, they take only adventures with the greatest odds and the highest rewards. While their unorthodox methods border on the ridiculous they are uncannily effective. Should you need help when no one else will, if you can find them then maybe you can hire the G-TEAM.		Now called the G-TEAM, they are rumored to inhabit the Midgaard underground. As gnomes for hire, they take only adventures with the greatest odds and the highest rewards. While their unorthodox methods border on the ridiculous they are uncannily effective. Should you need help when no one else will, if you can find them then maybe you can hire the G-TEAM.<BR>
	<BR>		<BR>
	== Trivia: ==		== Trivia: ==
	Often overheard shouting "GNOME POWER!!!" on global channels for unknown purposes or reason.<BR>		* Often overheard shouting "GNOME POWER!!!" on global channels for unknown purposes or reason.<BR>

	== Player Provided Information: ==		== Player Provided Information: ==