Cordir: Hot Chick Mayhem

2011-11-28T22:22:23Z

Hot Chick Mayhem

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'''Notes:''' I don't have a lot of info about this log. It was sent to me by [[Noctus]]. I have no idea who created the Hot Chick, why she was unleashed on the world, or what was going on. - [[User:Cordir|Cordir]]

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'''The Target:''' 
 
You see nothing special about her. 
A hot chick leads a charmed life. 
A hot chick is in perfect health. 
 
A hot chick is using: 
<used as light> (Token magic) a ball of bright blue light 
<worn on body> (Moderate magic) a delicate lace bodice 
<worn on legs> some white lace stockings 
<worn on feet> (Token magic) a pair of black leather stiletto heels 
<worn about waist> a side-slit skirt of black satin 
<held> a Cinco de Mayo present 
 
Death will thank you for your gift. 
 
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'''The Players:'''
Gno [ Tg:25 Cl:30 Wa:30 ] Noctus,Chosen Blade of Fate *Tranquility* RM
Gno [ Wa:30 Cl:30 ] Kykmi, Elite Choice Tank for Hire -=Azrael=-
Hum [ Wa:30 Th:30 Ma:30 ] Hiro: Mirthant Elite of the Circle of Choice.
Hum [ Th:14 Ra:20 Sh:30 ] Kaira, Shaman of the Black Conclave
Ogr [ Bard: 30 28 22 ] Oook the Wandering Trouble-dour! [of Fate(tm)]
 
And 
 
Dwa [ Demigod ] Wylin Happy Cinco De Mayo, 05-05-05 *BEER* 
 
 
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'''Temple of Mar''' 
[Exits: west] 
 
There are lots of indistinct tracks that seem to lead nowhere. 
 
(Token magic) A magical spring flows from the ground here. 
(Intense Light Blue Aura) Wylin is here. 
(Translucent) A hot chick is here wiggling her bottom at you. 
(Light Green Aura) Kykmi is resting here. 
(Dark Red Aura) Kaira is sleeping here. 
(Light Cyan Aura) Noctus is sleeping here. 
A hot chick says, 'Hey Baby!'. 
 
You ruffle a hot chick's hair playfully. 
A hot chick ruffles your hair playfully. 
 
Kykmi hugs you. 
Oook grins toothily. 
 
Kykmi says (in common), 'invis me, Oook?'. 
Kaira wakes and stands up. 
Kaira utters the words, 'abgafb'. 
Kykmi fades out of existence. 
 
A hot chick sighs loudly. 
A hot chick says, 'My prey is gone!!'. 
A hot chick prays for transportation home. 
 
A hot chick is consumed in a cloud of black smoke. 
 
Someone shows her approval by clapping her hands together. 
You throw back your head and cackle with insane glee! 
Someone says (in common), 'She can't see invis'. 
Wylin drinks the last drop from his mugs, looks puzzled, and disappears instantly. 
Someone giggles. 
Kaira says (in common), 'invis us all'. 
Kaira says (in common), 'weee'. 
 
You say (in common), 'Bring her back. I wanna check her out'. 
Kaira laughs. 
Kaira sleeps. 
 
You say (in common), 'Is there a group here?'. 
Wylin smiles happily. 
Kaira wakes and stands up. 
Kykmi stands up. 
Kykmi utters the words, 'hfjz gzzuio'. 
 
Kykmi pokes Kaira in the ribs. 
Kykmi pokes Kaira in the ribs. 
 
Kaira utters the words, 'ouzz waia'. 
Kaira utters the words, 'ouzz waia'. 
 
Kykmi rests. 
Kykmi sleeps. 
Kaira sleeps. 
Noctus wakes and stands up. 
 
You sweep her into a romantic waltz. 
A hot chick slaps you. 
 
Noctus utters the words, 'sfainfrauai zzur'. 
 
Hiro arrives from the west. 
A hot chick says, 'Hey Baby!'. 
Noctus hugs you. 
You hug him. 
Oook grins toothily. 
 
Hiro makes a complicated-looking gesture. 
Hiro draws a funny looking rune in the air. 
Hiro grins mischievously. 
Kaira wakes and stands up. 
Hiro grins mischievously. 
 
Noctus ftells, 'Kykmi'. 
You now follow Kykmi. 
Kykmi wakes and stands up. 
Kykmi utters the words, 'sagg xa hgruqz'. 
Kykmi seems to walk lighter. 
Hiro bows before Wylin. 
Kaira sleeps. 
Kykmi hugs Hiro. 
You join Kykmi's group. 
Hiro joins Kykmi's group. 
 
Kykmi sleeps. 
Noctus utters the words, 'fido'. 
You feel righteous. 
You say (in common), 'Danke'. 
 
Kykmi tells the group (in common), 'cheers, I feel fortified'. 
Noctus tells the group (in common), 'yeah, same here'. 
Hiro sits down and thinks deeply. 
Hiro looks at a hot chick. 
You tell the group (in common), 'Is that the bard goodness?'. 
Hiro tells the group (in common), 'nice'. 
Noctus tells the group (in common), 'probably, no idea'. 
Wylin says, 'this has to be a big enough group'. 
Hiro sits down and thinks deeply. 
Noctus looks at you. 
You tell the group (in common), 'I didn't see it, so probably :]'. 
You tell the group (in common), 'Not quite sure what it does for ya, but hey'. 
Hiro tells the group (in common), 'heck Ill take it'. 
 
You say (in common), 'Does she cast?'. 
Noctus shakes his head. 
Hiro shakes his head. 
You say (in common), 'So all you gonna be throwing spells?'. 
Noctus nods in recognition to you. 
Hiro bounces around. 
Kaira wakes and stands up. 
Kykmi wakes and stands up. 
Kykmi rests. 
You say (in common), 'Probably handy if I help fuel you, then'. 
You say (in common), 'Moreso than casting my own'. 
 
You say (in common), 'I've got a Managen Blossoms around here somewhere'. 
Kaira utters the words, 'sagg xa hgruqz'. 
Kaira seems to walk lighter. 
Noctus says (in common), 'I could use the mana to heal'. 
 
Noctus says (in common), 'what does that do?'. 
Kaira says (in common), 'gives mana'. 
Kykmi says (in common), 'It gives mana equally to the whole group'. 
Noctus says (in common), 'Sweet'. 
 
You say (in common), 'My understanding is that it will sap my mana to give you guys a boost to mana regen every sec'. 
You say (in common), 'Something like that'. 
Kykmi says (in common), 'Can you give mana to one person?'. 
You say (in common), 'It fuels the whole group'. 
Kykmi says (in common), 'Like the shaman spell?'. 
You say (in common), 'Never have used it, myself'. 
 
Kaira kisses a hot chick. 
A hot chick kisses Kaira. 
Kaira kisses a hot chick. 
A hot chick kisses Kaira. 
 
Kykmi rolls her eyes at Kaira. 
Kykmi looks at a hot chick. 
Kaira looks at a hot chick. 
Hiro utters the words, 'ghcandusiohp'. 
Noctus says (in common), 'Ok, let's do it'. 
 
You say (in common), 'I'll try performing it when we are ready to take her outside'. 
Kykmi stands up. 
Hiro nods. 
You say (in common), 'Can I get an armor and shield, please?'. 
 
Wylin signals that he is ready. 
 
Hiro utters the words, 'gpuzre'. 
You are surrounded by a force shield. 
 
<563hp(563) 305ma(305) 619mv(90567) 41839gp > You chuckle at his joke. 
 
<563hp(563) 305ma(305) 619mv(90567) 41839gp > 
Kykmi utters the words, 'abrazak'. 
You feel someone protecting you. 
You say (in common), 'Thanks'. 
Kykmi utters the words, 'fido'. 
Hiro utters the words, 'ghaiz gtui'. 
Hiro's skin turns to stone. 
 
You perform 'managen blossoms'. 
You say (in common), 'Go'. 
Someone signals that she is ready. 
Kykmi utters the words, 'fido'. 
Hiro utters the words, 'oculoinfra uizug'. 
Kykmi utters the words, 'abrazak'. 
Kaira says (in common), 'I give mana to who'. 
Noctus utters the words, 'gaiqhjabral'. 
Noctus is surrounded by a white aura. 
You say (in common), 'I'm dropping mana'. 
 
Hiro utters the words, 'gpuzre'. 
Kykmi is surrounded by a force shield. 
Noctus says (in common), 'Me'. 
Kykmi utters the words, 'gaiqhjabral'. 
Kaira nods in recognition to Noctus. 
Kykmi utters the words, 'gaiqhjabral'. 
Kykmi is surrounded by a white aura. 
Hiro utters the words, 'gpuzre'. 
Noctus is surrounded by a force shield. 
 
Hiro leaves west. 
You follow Kykmi. 
 
Plaza of the White Foam 
[Exits: north east south west] 
 
Hiro was last here, traveling in circles. 
 
The Safehaven Fountain foams quietly in the center of the plaza. 
(Invis) (Light Green Aura) Hiro is here. 
(Light Green Aura) (White Aura) Kykmi is here. 
Noctus arrives from the east. 
 
The sun slowly disappears in the west. 
 
A hot chick says, 'Ye shall DIE!'. 
A hot chick overpowers Kykmi's parry attempt. 
A hot chick maims Kykmi. 
A hot chick MUTILATES Kykmi. 
A hot chick tries to trip Kykmi! 
A hot chick maims Kykmi. 
A hot chick maims Kykmi. 
Kykmi's armor deflects a hot chick's attack. 
 
A hot chick maims Kykmi. 
Kykmi's magical protection blocks a hot chick's attack. 
 
Noctus makes a complicated-looking gesture. 
Noctus's spell does not go off. 
 
A hot chick dodges your attack. 
A hot chick dodges your attack. 
A hot chick's armor deflects Noctus's attack. 
A hot chick maims Kykmi. 
A hot chick decimates Kykmi. 
A hot chick MUTILATES Kykmi. 
Kykmi has fled! 
 
Noctus makes a complicated-looking gesture. 
A hot chick dodges your attack. 
Hiro's magical protection blocks a hot chick's attack. 
Hiro parries a hot chick's attack. 
 
Hiro outmaneuvers a hot chick's dodge attempt. 
Hiro's pierce MASSACRES a hot chick. 
A hot chick dodges your attack. 
A hot chick *** DEMOLISHES *** Hiro. 
Hiro's magical protection blocks a hot chick's attack. 
 
Hiro leaves east. 
Hiro has fled! 
 
A hot chick's armor deflects your attack. 
A hot chick dodges your attack. 
A hot chick's armor deflects your attack. 
A hot chick's armor deflects Noctus's attack. 
A hot chick maims you. 
A hot chick *** DEMOLISHES *** you. 
Your shield deflects a hot chick's attack. 
Your armor deflects a hot chick's attack. 
 
Kaira arrives from the east. 
A hot chick says, 'Hey Baby!'. 
A hot chick winks at Kaira. 
 
Attempting to flee... 
'''Bay Street''' 
[Exits: north east south west] 
 
A young half-elf was last here, traveling west. 
 
(Light Green Aura) (White Aura) Kykmi is here. 
A young half-elf is playing here. 
You flee from combat! 
You LOSE 25 experience points! 
 
Kykmi leaves east. 
You follow Kykmi. 
 
'''Plaza of the White Foam''' 
[Exits: north east south west] 
Oook was last here, traveling west. 
The Safehaven Fountain foams quietly in the center of the plaza. 
(Light Green Aura) (White Aura) Kykmi is here. 
(Dark Red Aura) Kaira is here. 
A young half-elf is playing here. 
(Intense Light Blue Aura) Wylin is here. 
(Translucent) A hot chick is here wiggling her bottom at you. 
(Light Cyan Aura) (White Aura) Noctus is here, fighting a hot chick. 
 
A hot chick says, 'Hey Baby!'. 
A hot chick winks suggestively at you. 
A hot chick says, 'Hey Baby!'. 
A hot chick winks at Kykmi. 
 
A hot chick stumbles and almost falls! 
 
Hiro arrives from the east. 
A hot chick says, 'Hey Baby!'. 
 
A hot chick's armor deflects Noctus's attack. 
A hot chick's armor deflects Noctus's attack. 
 
Kaira utters the words, 'ouzz waia'. 
Kykmi looks at a hot chick. 
 
A hot chick dodges your attack. 
A hot chick dodges your attack. 
A hot chick's armor deflects Noctus's attack. 
A hot chick's armor deflects Noctus's attack. 
 
Kykmi utters the words, 'pzar'. 
 
Noctus's kick hits a hot chick. 
Hiro's pierce MASSACRES a hot chick. 
A hot chick's armor deflects your attack. 
A hot chick's armor deflects your attack. 
A hot chick's armor deflects Noctus's attack. 
Noctus parries a hot chick's attack. 
A hot chick injures Noctus. 
Noctus deftly moves out of the way of a hot chick's attack. 
 
They dodged your attempt. 
 
Kaira utters the words, 'qhiat ay sfainfrauai'. 
 
A hot chick's armor deflects your attack. 
A hot chick dodges your attack. 
A hot chick tries to trip Noctus! 
A hot chick mauls Noctus. 
Noctus's magical protection blocks a hot chick's attack. 
A hot chick MUTILATES Noctus. 
 
Noctus's kick hits a hot chick. 
 
A hot chick dodges your attack. 
A hot chick dodges your attack. 
A hot chick's armor deflects Noctus's attack. 
Noctus's magical protection blocks a hot chick's attack. 
A hot chick mauls Noctus. 
Noctus's magical protection blocks a hot chick's attack. 
 
Kykmi looks at a hot chick. 
Noctus's kick injures a hot chick. 
 
Hiro utters the words, 'diesilla barh'. 
Hiro's lightning bolt decimates a hot chick. 
 
A hot chick dodges your attack. 
A hot chick MUTILATES Noctus. 
A hot chick decimates Noctus. 
 
[A hot chick is slightly injured.] 
 
Hiro utters the words, 'diesilla barh'. 
Hiro's lightning bolt decimates a hot chick. 
 
Hiro outmaneuvers a hot chick's dodge attempt. 
Hiro's pierce MASSACRES a hot chick. 
You stumble and almost fall! 
Noctus outmaneuvers a hot chick's dodge attempt. 
Noctus's crush DISEMBOWELS a hot chick. 
A hot chick DISEMBOWELS Noctus. 
Noctus's magical protection blocks a hot chick's attack. 
A hot chick tries to trip Noctus! 
A hot chick MUTILATES Noctus. 
 
Hiro utters the words, 'diesilla barh'. 
Hiro's lightning bolt decimates a hot chick. 
 
Noctus says (in common), 'Got inversion up'. 
Hiro's pierce MASSACRES a hot chick. 
You do all you can just to defend yourself. 
Noctus's attack goes wild, and he almost hits himself! 
A hot chick laughs at Noctus's fighting style, and chooses to toy with him. 
 
Wylin says, 'ugly start'. 
 
Kaira utters the words, 'ouzz waia'. 
 
Hiro utters the words, 'diesilla barh'. 
Hiro's lightning bolt decimates a hot chick. 
 
Hiro over-extends his attack, pulling him off-balance! 
A hot chick's armor deflects your attack. 
You almost lose your footing! 
A hot chick tries to trip Noctus! 
A hot chick decimates Noctus. 
A hot chick EVISCERATES Noctus. 
Noctus's magical protection blocks a hot chick's attack. 
A hot chick MUTILATES Noctus. 
 
Noctus's kick decimates a hot chick. 
 
You do all you can just to defend yourself. 
Noctus laughs at a hot chick's fighting style, and chooses to toy with her. 
Noctus's armor deflects a hot chick's attack. 
Noctus parries a hot chick's attack. 
A hot chick wounds Noctus. 
 
Noctus's kick wounds a hot chick. 
 
Hiro utters the words, 'diesilla barh'. 
Hiro's lightning bolt decimates a hot chick. 
 
You cheer him on, confident in his abilities. 
Kykmi's kick grazes a hot chick. 
 
A hot chick dodges your attack. 
A hot chick dodges your attack. 
Kykmi stumbles and almost falls! 
A hot chick decimates Noctus. 
Noctus parries a hot chick's attack. 
 
Noctus's kick mauls a hot chick. 
 
Hiro utters the words, 'diesilla barh'. 
Hiro's lightning bolt mauls a hot chick. 
 
A hot chick's armor deflects your attack. 
A hot chick's armor deflects Noctus's attack. 
Noctus's magical protection blocks a hot chick's attack. 
A hot chick mauls Noctus. 
 
Kykmi's kick hits a hot chick. 
 
Noctus's kick mauls a hot chick. 
 
Hiro looks at a hot chick. 
 
A hot chick dodges your attack. 
A hot chick dodges your attack. 
Noctus's magical protection blocks a hot chick's attack. 
Noctus deftly moves out of the way of a hot chick's attack. 
A hot chick decimates Noctus. 
 
Hiro utters the words, 'diesilla barh'. 
Hiro's lightning bolt decimates a hot chick. 
Kykmi utters the words, 'yrawzgculatz'. 
Kykmi's flamestrike decimates a hot chick. 
 
Noctus's kick wounds a hot chick. 
 
A hot chick has looked a lot healthier. 
A hot chick's armor deflects your attack. 
Noctus stumbles and almost falls! 
Noctus's magical protection blocks a hot chick's attack. 
Noctus deftly moves out of the way of a hot chick's attack. 
Noctus parries a hot chick's attack. 
 
Kaira looks at a hot chick. 
 
Hiro utters the words, 'diesilla barh'. 
Hiro's lightning bolt decimates a hot chick. 
Kykmi utters the words, 'yrawzgculatz'. 
Kykmi's flamestrike decimates a hot chick. 
 
A hot chick dodges your attack. 
A hot chick MUTILATES Noctus. 
A hot chick EVISCERATES Noctus. 
 
Noctus's kick hits a hot chick. 
 
Kykmi utters the words, 'yrawzgculatz'. 
 
Hiro utters the words, 'diesilla barh'. 
Hiro's lightning bolt decimates a hot chick. 
 
A hot chick dodges your attack. 
A hot chick dodges your attack. 
Noctus outmaneuvers a hot chick's dodge attempt. 
Noctus's crush EVISCERATES a hot chick. 
Noctus's crush EVISCERATES a hot chick. 
Noctus deftly moves out of the way of a hot chick's attack. 
Noctus parries a hot chick's attack. 
A hot chick mauls Noctus. 
 
Noctus utters the words, 'yazfuz yucandus'. 
A hot chick is surrounded by a pink outline. 
 
The night has begun. 
 
[A hot chick has looked a lot healthier.] 
 
A hot chick's armor deflects your attack. 
A hot chick dodges your attack. 
A hot chick dodges your attack. 
Noctus parries a hot chick's attack. 
Noctus deftly moves out of the way of a hot chick's attack. 
 
Hiro utters the words, 'diesilla barh'. 
Hiro's lightning bolt decimates a hot chick. 
Noctus's kick scratches a hot chick. 
 
Kykmi utters the words, 'yrawzgculatz'. 
Kykmi's flamestrike decimates a hot chick. 
 
A hot chick dodges your attack. 
A hot chick's armor deflects Kykmi's attack. 
A hot chick's armor deflects Noctus's attack. 
A hot chick's armor deflects Noctus's attack. 
Noctus's magical protection blocks a hot chick's attack. 
A hot chick wounds Noctus. 
 
Noctus's kick wounds a hot chick. 
 
Hiro utters the words, 'diesilla barh'. 
Hiro's lightning bolt mauls a hot chick. 
 
Kykmi utters the words, 'yrawzgculatz'. 
Kykmi's flamestrike decimates a hot chick. 
 
A hot chick's armor deflects your attack. 
A hot chick's armor deflects your attack. 
Noctus's magical protection blocks a hot chick's attack. 
Noctus's armor deflects a hot chick's attack. 
Noctus's magical protection blocks a hot chick's attack. 
 
Noctus's kick wounds a hot chick. 
 
Hiro utters the words, 'diesilla barh'. 
Hiro's lightning bolt MUTILATES a hot chick. 
 
Hiro's pierce MASSACRES a hot chick. 
A hot chick dodges your attack. 
A hot chick dodges your attack. 
Noctus outmaneuvers a hot chick's dodge attempt. 
Noctus's crush EVISCERATES a hot chick. 
A hot chick maims Noctus. 
A hot chick DISEMBOWELS Noctus. 
Noctus's magical protection blocks a hot chick's attack. 
A hot chick MUTILATES Noctus. 
 
Wylin checks on Noctus's health. 
 
Kykmi utters the words, 'yrawzgculatz'. 
Kykmi's flamestrike mauls a hot chick. 
 
Kaira utters the words, 'ouzz waia'. 
Noctus's kick grazes a hot chick. 
 
Hiro's kick wounds a hot chick. 
 
Hiro looks at a hot chick's fighting style and smirks. 
A hot chick dodges your attack. 
A hot chick dodges your attack. 
A hot chick's armor deflects Noctus's attack. 
A hot chick MUTILATES Noctus. 
A hot chick DISEMBOWELS Noctus. 
 
Noctus's kick wounds a hot chick. 
 
Kaira utters the words, 'qhiat ay sfainfrauai'. 
 
Kykmi utters the words, 'yrawzgculatz'. 
Kykmi's flamestrike decimates a hot chick. 
 
Hiro's kick devastates a hot chick. 
Hiro outmaneuvers a hot chick's dodge attempt. 
Hiro's pierce MASSACRES a hot chick. 
A hot chick dodges your attack. 
A hot chick MASSACRES Noctus. 
A hot chick MUTILATES Noctus. 
Noctus's magical protection blocks a hot chick's attack. 
 
Noctus utters the words, 'pzar'. 
 
A hot chick's armor deflects your attack. 
A hot chick dodges your attack. 
A hot chick dodges your attack. 
A hot chick's armor deflects Noctus's attack. 
A hot chick devastates Noctus. 
Noctus's magical protection blocks a hot chick's attack. 
 
Hiro's kick wounds a hot chick. 
 
Noctus's kick mauls a hot chick. 
 
[A hot chick has many nasty wounds.] 
 
Hiro outmaneuvers a hot chick's dodge attempt. 
Hiro's pierce *** DEMOLISHES *** a hot chick. 
A hot chick dodges your attack. 
A hot chick's armor deflects your attack. 
A hot chick's armor deflects your attack. 
A hot chick EVISCERATES Noctus. 
A hot chick MUTILATES Noctus. 
Noctus parries a hot chick's attack. 
 
Hiro looks at a hot chick. 
 
Noctus's kick injures a hot chick. 
 
Kykmi utters the words, 'yrawzgculatz'. 
Kykmi's flamestrike devastates a hot chick. 
 
A hot chick dodges your attack. 
A hot chick dodges your attack. 
A hot chick dodges your attack. 
A hot chick's armor deflects Noctus's attack. 
Noctus's magical protection blocks a hot chick's attack. 
Noctus deftly moves out of the way of a hot chick's attack. 
Noctus deftly moves out of the way of a hot chick's attack. 
 
Hiro's kick grazes a hot chick. 
 
Noctus's kick scratches a hot chick. 
 
A hot chick dodges your attack. 
You over-extend your attack slightly, pulling you off-balance! 
Kykmi outmaneuvers a hot chick's dodge attempt. 
Kykmi's crush MUTILATES a hot chick. 
Noctus outmaneuvers a hot chick's dodge attempt. 
Noctus's crush EVISCERATES a hot chick. 
Noctus deftly moves out of the way of a hot chick's attack. 
A hot chick decimates Noctus. 
Noctus's magical protection blocks a hot chick's attack. 
 
Hiro's kick mauls a hot chick. 
 
 
Kykmi utters the words, 'yrawzgculatz'. 
Kykmi's flamestrike decimates a hot chick. 
 
<533hp(563) 38ma(305) 619mv(90592) 41839gp > 
Noctus's kick hits a hot chick. 
You do all you can just to defend yourself. 
A hot chick's armor deflects Noctus's attack. 
A hot chick MUTILATES Noctus. 
A hot chick *** ANNIHILATES *** Noctus. 
Noctus deftly moves out of the way of a hot chick's attack. 
 
[A hot chick is bleeding freely.] 
 
Hiro looks at a hot chick. 
Hiro's kick wounds a hot chick. 
A young half-elf leaves west. 
A hot chick's armor deflects your attack. 
A hot chick's armor deflects Noctus's attack. 
A hot chick's armor deflects Noctus's attack. 
Noctus deftly moves out of the way of a hot chick's attack. 
A hot chick *** ANNIHILATES *** Noctus. 
Noctus deftly moves out of the way of a hot chick's attack. 
 
Noctus checks on a hot chick's health. 
Noctus's kick injures a hot chick. 
 
Kykmi utters the words, 'yrawzgculatz'. 
Kykmi's flamestrike decimates a hot chick. 
 
A hot chick dodges your attack. 
A hot chick dodges your attack. 
A hot chick's armor deflects Noctus's attack. 
A hot chick's armor deflects Noctus's attack. 
A hot chick *** DEMOLISHES *** Noctus. 
Noctus's magical protection blocks a hot chick's attack. 
 
Noctus's kick wounds a hot chick. 
Hiro's kick hits a hot chick. 
 
Your slash devastates a hot chick. 
A hot chick dodges your attack. 
Noctus deftly moves out of the way of a hot chick's attack. 
A hot chick *** ANNIHILATES *** Noctus. 
A hot chick *** ANNIHILATES *** Noctus. 
 
Noctus's kick decimates a hot chick. 
Hiro's kick hits a hot chick. 
Kykmi looks at a hot chick. 
 
A hot chick dodges your attack. 
A hot chick's armor deflects your attack. 
A hot chick's armor deflects Noctus's attack. 
A hot chick's armor deflects Noctus's attack. 
A hot chick *** DEMOLISHES *** Noctus. 
Noctus parries a hot chick's attack. 
A hot chick *** ANNIHILATES *** Noctus. 
Noctus deftly moves out of the way of a hot chick's attack. 
 
Wylin checks on Noctus's health. 
 
Kykmi utters the words, 'yrawzgculatz'. 
Kykmi's flamestrike decimates a hot chick. 
 
Noctus's kick grazes a hot chick. 
Hiro winces. Ouch! 
 
Hiro's kick mauls a hot chick. 
A hot chick dodges your attack. 
Noctus parries a hot chick's attack. 
Noctus's armor deflects a hot chick's attack. 
Noctus's magical protection blocks a hot chick's attack. 
 
Kykmi utters the words, 'yrawzgculatz'. 
Noctus's kick devastates a hot chick. 
 
You almost lose your footing! 
Kykmi outmaneuvers a hot chick's dodge attempt. 
Kykmi's crush EVISCERATES a hot chick. 
A hot chick's armor deflects Noctus's attack. 
A hot chick maims Noctus. 
Noctus deftly moves out of the way of a hot chick's attack. 
 
Kaira utters the words, 'ouzz waia'. 
Hiro's kick decimates a hot chick. 
 
Noctus's kick hits a hot chick. 
Hiro outmaneuvers a hot chick's dodge attempt. 
Hiro's pierce MASSACRES a hot chick. 
You do all you can just to defend yourself. 
A hot chick *** ANNIHILATES *** Noctus. 
A hot chick *** ANNIHILATES *** Noctus. 
Noctus's magical protection blocks a hot chick's attack. 
 
[A hot chick is critically injured.] 
 
Kykmi utters the words, 'yrawzgculatz'. 
Kykmi's flamestrike decimates a hot chick. 
 
Hiro's kick wounds a hot chick. 
 
A hot chick dodges your attack. 
A hot chick dodges your attack. 
A hot chick's armor deflects Noctus's attack. 
Noctus's magical protection blocks a hot chick's attack. 
Noctus parries a hot chick's attack. 
Noctus's magical protection blocks a hot chick's attack. 
 
Noctus's kick mauls a hot chick. 
 
Kykmi utters the words, 'yrawzgculatz'. 
 
Hiro is so excited that he cheers just for the hell of it. 
Kaira utters the words, 'qhiat ay sfainfrauai'. 
 
Hiro's kick wounds a hot chick. 
 
A hot chick dodges your attack. 
A hot chick dodges your attack. 
Noctus deftly moves out of the way of a hot chick's attack. 
Noctus parries a hot chick's attack. 
A hot chick maims Noctus. 
 
Kaira utters the words, 'qhiat ay sfainfrauai'. 
Kykmi utters the words, 'yrawzgculatz'. 
Kykmi's spell does not go off. 
 
Hiro looks at a hot chick. 
 
Hiro outmaneuvers a hot chick's dodge attempt. 
Hiro's pierce MASSACRES a hot chick. 
A hot chick's armor deflects your attack. 
Your slash devastates a hot chick. 
A hot chick's armor deflects Noctus's attack. 
Noctus parries a hot chick's attack. 
A hot chick devastates Noctus. 
 
Noctus's kick wounds a hot chick. 
 
Hiro's kick mauls a hot chick. 
 
Kykmi utters the words, 'yrawzgculatz'. 
Kykmi's flamestrike decimates a hot chick. 
A hot chick dodges your attack. 
A hot chick dodges your attack. 
A hot chick's armor deflects your attack. 
A hot chick's armor deflects Noctus's attack. 
A hot chick EVISCERATES Noctus. 
A hot chick MASSACRES Noctus. 
 
Noctus utters the words, 'pzar'. 
 
A hot chick's armor deflects your attack. 
A hot chick dodges your attack. 
A hot chick's armor deflects your attack. 
A hot chick's armor deflects Noctus's attack. 
A hot chick *** ANNIHILATES *** Noctus. 
Noctus's magical protection blocks a hot chick's attack. 
 
Noctus's kick injures a hot chick. 
 
Hiro's kick decimates a hot chick. 
 
A hot chick's armor deflects your attack. 
Kykmi outmaneuvers a hot chick's dodge attempt. 
Kykmi's crush EVISCERATES a hot chick. 
A hot chick's armor deflects Kykmi's attack. 
A hot chick's armor deflects Noctus's attack. 
A hot chick *** ANNIHILATES *** Noctus. 
Noctus's magical protection blocks a hot chick's attack. 
A hot chick *** ANNIHILATES *** Noctus. 
 
Noctus's kick decimates a hot chick. 
 
Hiro's kick mauls a hot chick. 
A hot chick is DEAD!! 
You receive 132 experience points. 
You hear a hot chick's death cry. 
Hiro gets 408 gold coins from the corpse of a hot chick.

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	'''Notes:''' I don't have a lot of info about this log. It was sent to me by [[Noctus]]. I have no idea who created the Hot Chick, why she was unleashed on the world, or what was going on. - [[User:Cordir\|Cordir]]		'''Notes:''' I don't have a lot of info about this log. It was sent to me by [[Noctus]]. I have no idea who created the Hot Chick, why she was unleashed on the world, or what was going on. - [[User:Cordir\|Cordir]]<br><br>
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			It appears that I was responsible for this fine lady though, I have no recollection of it and don't seem to have a log! - [[User:Natilena\|Natilena]]<BR><BR>

			> note read 38<BR>
			[ 38] Natilena: You may blame tiberius for this one....<BR>
			Thu May 5 10:08:15 2005<BR>
			To: all<BR>
			His nemesis is hanging out in Safehaven holding a gift for anyone who can catch her.<BR>
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			> note read 41<BR>
			[ 41] Natilena: Tiberius' nemesis has been slain!<BR>
			Thu May 5 11:51:18 2005<BR>
			To: all<BR>
			By the group of Kaira, Noctus, Oook, Hiro and Kykmi. Good teamwork! Grats!<BR><BR>

			and... Feliz Cinco De Mayo<BR>

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	'''Notes:''' I don't have a lot of info about this log. It was sent to me by [[Noctus]]. I have no idea who created the Hot Chick, why she was unleashed on the world, or what was going on. - [[User:Cordir\|Cordir]]		'''Notes:''' I don't have a lot of info about this log. It was sent to me by [[Noctus]]. I have no idea who created the Hot Chick, why she was unleashed on the world, or what was going on. - [[User:Cordir\|Cordir]]
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Hot Chick Mayhem - Revision history

Natilena at 02:33, 29 November 2011

Cordir: darnit, always forget to add the log category!

Cordir: Hot Chick Mayhem