Cordir: Golson is Tarred and Feathered

2017-05-28T18:12:00Z

Golson is Tarred and Feathered

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Background: ''"So before I get to the log, some context might be called for. Cordir announced she was going to be away and I may have mentioned tping her office while she was out. So the next time I type who, I notice that my title had been changed to state I would be tarred and feathered if I tp'd Lady Cordir's office. So naturally her office needed to be tp'd. Despite the mob's title quite clearly stating that it was "someone other than Golson is here furiously spreading tp around", Cordir somehow saw through the ruse. This is what followed."''

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<913hp(1072) 673ma(714) 926mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone has transferred you.
A Midnight Garden
[Exits: none]

The breathtaking loveliness of a midnight shadowed garden embraces you. The
night sky is filled with stars... no, not stars, but strands of light which
shimmer at the edges of sight. The soft call of unseen birds provides sweet
melody to please the ear and the low hoot of an owl echoes out of the trees,
only to be answered by the harsh, mocking scream of a carrion crow. A thick
tangle of web-shrouded crimson briar roses marks the boundaries of the area
and every conceivable variety of flower blooms within, despite the darkness.
At the center of the garden lies an ornate multi-tiered fountain, ebon fire
lighting the cascades from within. Benches have been placed invitingly in a
semi-circle around the stone basin of the fountain, set just inside a thick
band of mithril.

You managed to trample any tracks that were here...

( 5) A black tar-like substance sits here.
(White Aura) A distressingly large, shiny black spider weaves webs here.

<913hp(1072) 673ma(714) 926mv 309967gp ft: none > d
Alas, you cannot go that way.

<913hp(1072) 673ma(714) 926mv 309967gp ft: none >
You land in a pile of warm, hot, sticky tar.

<913hp(1072) 673ma(714) 926mv 309967gp ft: none > l
A Midnight Garden
[Exits: none]

The breathtaking loveliness of a midnight shadowed garden embraces you. The
night sky is filled with stars... no, not stars, but strands of light which
shimmer at the edges of sight. The soft call of unseen birds provides sweet
melody to please the ear and the low hoot of an owl echoes out of the trees,
only to be answered by the harsh, mocking scream of a carrion crow. A thick
tangle of web-shrouded crimson briar roses marks the boundaries of the area
and every conceivable variety of flower blooms within, despite the darkness.
At the center of the garden lies an ornate multi-tiered fountain, ebon fire
lighting the cascades from within. Benches have been placed invitingly in a
semi-circle around the stone basin of the fountain, set just inside a thick
band of mithril.

Golson was last here, traveling in circles.

( 5) A black tar-like substance sits here.
(White Aura) A distressingly large, shiny black spider weaves webs here.

<913hp(1072) 673ma(714) 926mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone drops a deep brown feather.

<913hp(1072) 673ma(714) 926mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone drops a deep brown feather.

<939hp(1072) 705ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone drops a deep brown feather.

<939hp(1072) 705ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone drops a deep brown feather.

<939hp(1072) 705ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone drops a deep brown feather.

<939hp(1072) 705ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none > emote tries not to sneeze
Golson tries not to sneeze.

<939hp(1072) 705ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone drops a deep brown feather.

<939hp(1072) 705ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone drops a deep brown feather.

<939hp(1072) 705ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone drops a deep brown feather.

<939hp(1072) 705ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone drops a deep brown feather.

<939hp(1072) 705ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone drops a deep brown feather.

<939hp(1072) 705ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone drops a deep brown feather.

<939hp(1072) 705ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none > l
A Midnight Garden
[Exits: none]

The breathtaking loveliness of a midnight shadowed garden embraces you. The
night sky is filled with stars... no, not stars, but strands of light which
shimmer at the edges of sight. The soft call of unseen birds provides sweet
melody to please the ear and the low hoot of an owl echoes out of the trees,
only to be answered by the harsh, mocking scream of a carrion crow. A thick
tangle of web-shrouded crimson briar roses marks the boundaries of the area
and every conceivable variety of flower blooms within, despite the darkness.
At the center of the garden lies an ornate multi-tiered fountain, ebon fire
lighting the cascades from within. Benches have been placed invitingly in a
semi-circle around the stone basin of the fountain, set just inside a thick
band of mithril.

You managed to trample any tracks that were here...

(11) The rich tones of this deep brown feather are exquisite.
( 5) A black tar-like substance sits here.
(White Aura) A distressingly large, shiny black spider weaves webs here.

<939hp(1072) 705ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none > wince
You wince. Ouch!

<939hp(1072) 705ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone utters the words, 'hurricane'

<965hp(1072) 714ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Feathers fly everywhere!

<965hp(1072) 714ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone tells you, '(take off your robe)'.

<991hp(1072) 714ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none > rem robe
You stop using a rune-covered robe.
You have lost 98 mana.

<991hp(1072) 714ma(616) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone gives you a robe smeared with tar and turkey feathers.

<991hp(1072) 714ma(616) 932mv 309967gp ft: none > wear robe
You wear a robe smeared with tar and turkey feathers on your body.

You have gained 98 mana.
<991hp(1072) 714ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none > exam robe
Black tar and a pillow's worth of feathers make this robe look less than regal.
You see the following faint symbols: [emAG|AC 10 int:3 svs:-5 5#]

<1017hp(1072) 714ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none > gos uhm, if lady Cordir says she will tar and feather you
You gossip (in common), 'uhm, if lady Cordir says she will tar and feather you'.

<1017hp(1072) 714ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none > gos she apparently is quite literal
You gossip (in common), 'she apparently is quite literal'.

<1043hp(1072) 714ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none > gos just an fyi
You gossip (in common), 'just an fyi'.

<1043hp(1072) 714ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Tinct gossips (in common), 'lol'.

<1043hp(1072) 714ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Malice gossips (in common), 'i wanna see'.

<1043hp(1072) 714ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone says, '(look robe)'.

<1043hp(1072) 714ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none > l robe
Some people do NOT have the common sense Tynian gave a goose... or a turkey.
Given clear warning, the wearer of this robe simply couldn't resist pulling
a prank on the Goddess of Fate. In cahoots with others, a plan was hatched,
and an office 'redecorated.'

There were repercussions, of course: Neither Karma nor Fate can be avoided.
So true to Her word, a tar and feathering occured.

<1043hp(1072) 714ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone has transferred you.

You feel haunted.

<1062hp(1072) 673ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Thor gossips, 'I guess I shouldn't have put that extra desc saying: No, just kidding, it really is Golson.'.

<1062hp(1072) 673ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none > gos hah
You gossip (in common), 'hah'.

<1072hp(1072) 705ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
The ghost of Champas Bladebane shimmers and solidifies slightly.

<1062hp(1072) 695ma(714) 922mv 309967gp ft: none >
Thor gossips, 'What can I say...live and learn.'.

<1054hp(1072) 685ma(714) 912mv 309967gp ft: none >
The ghost of Champas Bladebane shimmers and solidifies slightly.

<1050hp(1072) 680ma(714) 907mv 309967gp ft: none > who just
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You (90) attacked by Cordir (73) on Mon Nov 28 16 20:08:59.
You (90) attacked by Cordir (73) on Mon Nov 28 16 20:07:17.
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