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DarkClaw: /* [ 8] Crunch: Lore S'morez */

2014-03-12T16:57:03Z

[ 8] Crunch: *Lore S'morez*

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			===[ 15] Crunch: DarkClaw Demi-Glace===
			Wed Mar 12 00:07:55 2014<BR>
			To: all<BR>
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			First, Eldric you have my prayers and good wishes.<BR>
			Second, I miss DarkClaw toes. So...<BR>
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			Ingredienz:<BR>
			2 tb. elf oil; 1 tb. onion, 1 cup wine; 2 cup Mino stock<BR>
			cup tomato; DarkClaw toenail; 2 tb. butter<BR>
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			Directionz:<BR>
			Lotsa squeezin today! Findz 2 elf, squeez hard. Findz a<BR>
			Thrall, he nice. Squeez hard! Harder! Ugh he broke.<BR>
			Findz a Sanitarium. Squeeeeeez him! Snuggle a DarkClaw,<BR>
			offer a pedicure hey! It for good of recipe, do it; take toenail<BR>
			clipping - glitter taste good dont worry. Add elf oil to pan over<BR>
			medium-high heat. Add onion, deglaze pan with wine. Add Mino<BR>
			juice (love you Thrall and Sani!), tomato, DarkClaw glittery toenailz.<BR>
			Once sauce is reduced, remove from heat, pour thru cheesecloth<BR>
			into bowl. Stir in butter. Use the Demi-Glace on ANYTHING!<BR>
			Will taste so yummy.<BR>
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			Servz: 1 Ogre, 2 DarkClaw stalkerz<BR>
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			Bone Appetite!<BR>
			Crunch's Culinary Creationz<BR>
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	=== A Very Special Guest Creation ===		=== A Very Special Guest Creation ===

Natilena: /* Crunch's Culinary Creationz */

2012-08-20T23:15:42Z

Crunch's Culinary Creationz

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			=== A Very Special Guest Creation ===
			[ 16] Crunch: Petition for 24-hour Fly-thru Food Placez<br>
			Wed Aug 15 16:18:04 2012<br>
			To: all<br>
			It is 3 am on Zoardryn the 25th. I'M STARVING!!!!<br>
			I hereby petition the Gods of this great realm to make<br>
			some food establishmentz 24-hour fly thru for us night owlz.<br>
			Pleaz, there are no elfz on right now for me to munch on.<br>
			I needz me protein, as do all the other growing boyz and gurlz.<br>
			All those in favor of a 24 hour McPippenswort's,<br>
			pleaz support this petition.<br>
			<br>
			Humbly,<br>
			A STARVING Ogre.<br><br><br>

			[ 17] Natilena: Re: Petition for Food "Placez"<br>
			Wed Aug 15 16:54:03 2012<br>
			To: all<br>
			Ah but if you're starving do I have a recipe for you!<br>
			<br>
			Crunch Steak with a Magic Mushroom side<br>
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			Ingredients:<br>
			1 Crunch<br>
			1 Available Ranger<br>
			1 Available Cleric<br>
			<br>
			Directions:<br>
			Kill Crunch. Bring corpse to available ranger and have him <br>
			(or her) butcher it. Pick up steak and wash well. Find <br>
			available cleric. Have them create food. Pick magic mushroom<br>
			off ground and wash well. Place all on plate and enjoy!<br>
			(Please do not eat plate)<br>
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			Please note this is enjoyable at any hour of the day!<br>
			<br>
			Thanks for your attention,<br>
			Teh Godz<br>
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DarkClaw: /* [ 6] Crunch: Tygroovian Troy Tamalez */

2012-07-24T17:56:09Z

[ 6] Crunch: *Tygroovian Troy Tamalez*

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			===[ 8] Crunch: Lore S'morez===
			Sun Jul 22 20:51:59 2012<BR>
			To: all<BR>
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			Ingredienz:<BR>
			10 sheetz graham crackerz; 1 BIG bar of chocolate; 10 Lore toez<BR>
			<BR>
			Directionz:<BR>
			Knockz Ruby out, stealz her graham crackerz. Knockz Ladislaw out,<BR>
			stealz his BIG bar of chocolate (check his pocketz first). Now for<BR>
			the fun, fun part! Taunt and/or haunt a Lore. Be ready to pluckz all<BR>
			10 toez when he showz up. He will most definitely show up. Might take<BR>
			several attemptz, but it's possible to pluckz all 10 without him even <BR>
			realizing they're gone. Well. 4 Lore toez will have to do.... So. <BR>
			Findz a Troy. Tell him you're conducting an important scientific <BR>
			experiment and needz 6 of his toez. He will happily pluckz off his<BR>
			own toez for you. Heat a grill to medium-low heat. Break crackerz<BR>
			into 2 squarez. Put a piece of chocolate on 5 squarez, place near edge<BR>
			of grill so chocolate is warm and soft (mmhmm) - about 30 secondz. <BR>
			Skewer 2 Lore and/or Troy toez on a stick and hold over grill. Toast, <BR>
			turning occasionally, til the toez puff and turn golden brown, 1-2 mins. <BR>
			Place the toez on the chocolate and using the plain square cracker, <BR>
			SQUISH the toez down and pull off the skewer stickz. Eatz while <BR>
			warm and gooey! Yum!!<BR>
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			** Campfire wurkz just as well for you campy outdoorsy folkz.<BR>
			<BR>
			Servz 1 ogre or 1 dwarf or 2 gnomz.<BR>
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			From Crunch's Culinary Creationz<BR>
			Bone Appetite campers everywhere!<BR>
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DarkClaw: /* [ 6] Crunch: Tygroovian Troy Tamalez */

2012-07-24T17:53:42Z

[ 6] Crunch: *Tygroovian Troy Tamalez*

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DarkClaw: /* [ 5] Crunch: Sauteed Sagan 'n Sugar Snap Peaz */

2012-07-24T17:53:16Z