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Golson

2016-11-29T03:29:31Z

Golson: /* Character History: */

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|classes = {{Class|Mage}} {{Class|Ranger}} {{Class|Thief}}
|last_seen =
|followed = [[Molo]] [[Schwartz]] [[Seraph]] [[Isolas]]
|spouse =
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|parents =
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== Mud Contributions: ==

===[Note 17] Golson: Just a reminder Dark can't be trusted===
Sun May 8 18:06:07 2005 
To: all 
Maeron interferred with a spar he set up between orion and gyro 
and of course they kept the eq 
just a reminder in case dark ever tries to trade with your or spar with you, assume they wont keep word
 
===[Note 12] Golson: rincewind and athorne's following===
Sat Sep 10 05:08:43 2005 
To: all 
rincewind asks me to test his svs, so i say sure sanc me 
I go up to tc and he steals my container 
I guess there are no honorable followings left 
 
===[Idea 89] Golson: warbanner===
Sun Jan 29 00:38:43 2006 
To: all 
Viewing Status: ALL 
how about letting followings design their own, like a wwp symbol that people would actually wear 
assuming it was -1svs like the others 
I'd also be in favor of giving fli's the power to give a special banner 
or different ranked banners to certain players 
so it would work like this, a demi god might get a -1svs banner for whoever wants it 
and a 1 -2svs banner for a special follower of the FLI's choosing 
a lessor god could perhaps give out a couple of special banners 
the best being -3 svs, and then a -2svs or two. 
another idea would be to have the special banner(s) change str based on 
the following's power level, so the special warbanner of greater power -3svs 
the warbanners, designed with the emblems of the appropriate following 
would then pop on the person's corpse if it died, just like following 
wwp's do now. 
 
===[Note 18] Golson: fyi Ink has a fake simple he is trying to trade===
Mon Jan 30 14:11:35 2006 
To: all 
eldric can confirm the details, he said its 5,6 but wouldnt agree to use imp id sphere on it 
and wouldnt use linkin as the middle person 
 
===[Note 24] Golson: roster===
Mon Feb 13 14:49:11 2006 
To: all 
What does it do? I don't see a helpfile on it etc 
i checked the version notes and there is nothing explaining what it does 
yet Argo apparently knows what it does (see his idea on roster) 
could someone direct me to where I can find that out 
Perhaps Argo could indicate his source of this information 
Unless of course its immortal only, but that still begs the question 
How did Argo come upon that information? 
 
===[Idea 124] Golson: enchant weapon===
Mon Feb 13 13:29:53 2006 
To: all 
Viewing Status: ALL 
currently good enchant is ae, evil is ag, ua is agae, and neutral agae 
We should either change neutral enchant to au 
or change good and evil enchants to be anti-neutral 
neutrality already has many code advantages, especially one sided protections 
they are supposed to be defensive not agressive, so why can they use everyone elses simples 
but no one can use theirs?, please make one of the two suggested changes 
that way either neutrals can use good and evil enchants and good and evils can use neutral enchant 
or neutral cant use good and evil enchants and good and evils cant use neutral's enchant 
 
===[Note 10] Golson: Kaltar===
Sat Apr 28 16:44:06 2007 
To: cordir isolas 
fyi i attacked kaltar and nearly killed him 
afterwards he told me he followed cordir 
he did not have fate in his title and obviously i cannot see aura as a mage 
I apologize for this, I had no idea he was fate 
he has changed his title to insert it 
 
===[Note 31] Golson: spar===
Mon Feb 28 21:03:15 2011 
To: all 
ode to the spar 
How I have missed you 
Please, please come back 
(even if it means changing code so spells drop from spar death) 
 
== Current Description: ==
 
== WHO Lists: ==
11/04/2004 - Elf [ Ma:11 Ra: 9 ] Golson, Apprentice of the Black Conclave
11/13/2004 - Elf [ Ma:14 Ra:11 ] Golson, Apprentice of the Black Conclave
11/13/2004 - Elf [ Ma:15 Ra:11 ] Golson, Apprentice of the Black Conclave
11/13/2004 - Elf [ Ma:16 Ra:11 ] Golson, Apprentice of the Black Conclave
11/14/2004 - Elf [ Ma:17 Ra:11 ] Golson, Apprentice of the Black Conclave
11/14/2004 - Elf [ Ra:12 Ma:17 ] Golson, Apprentice of the Black Conclave
11/14/2004 - Elf [ Ra:12 Ma:17 ] Golson, Mage of the Black Conclave
11/26/2004 - Elf [ Ra:13 Ma:17 ] Golson, Apprentice of Nashite Circle of Choice.
12/02/2004 - Elf [ Ra:14 Ma:17 ] Golson, Apprentice of Nashite Circle of Choice.
01/18/2005 - Elf [ Ma:19 Ra:17 ] Golson, Apprentice of Nashite Circle of Choice.
03/21/2005 - Elf [ Ma:28 Ra:27 ] Golson, exping Advocate of Choice
03/23/2005 - Elf [ Ma:29 Ra:27 ] Golson, exping Advocate of Choice
03/27/2005 - Elf [ Ra:28 Ma:30 ] Golson, exping Advocate of Choice
03/28/2005 - Elf [ Ra:29 Ma:30 ] Golson, exping Advocate of Choice
03/28/2005 - Elf [ Ra:29 Ma:30 ] Golson elite....st of Choice! Praise Nash!
04/05/2005 - Elf [ Ra:30 Ma:30 ] Golson elite....st of Choice! Praise Nash!
05/14/2005 - Elf [ Ra:30 Ma:30 ] Golson elite....st of Choice! Praise Nash!
01/08/2006 - Elf [ Ra:30 Ma:30 ] Golson choice slayer of nexus
08/25/2006 - Elf [ Ra:30 Ma:30 ] Golson, Official Shill of the Nashite Magi
05/19/2007 - Elf [ Ra:30 Ma:30 ] Golson, Official Shill of the Nashite Magi
02/26/2011 - Elf [ Th: 7 Ra:30 Ma:30 ] Golson, the Pacifist
03/05/2011 - Elf [ Th:20 Ra:30 Ma:30 ] Golson, the Pacifist
03/06/2011 - Elf [ Th:21 Ra:30 Ma:30 ] Golson, the Pacifist
03/06/2011 - Elf [ Th:22 Ra:30 Ma:30 ] Golson, the Pacifist
03/18/2011 - Elf [ Th:22 Ra:30 Ma:30 ] Golson, the cuddly bunny
03/18/2011 - Elf [ Th:23 Ra:30 Ma:30 ] Golson, the cuddly bunny
03/19/2011 - Elf [ Th:24 Ra:30 Ma:30 ] Golson, the cuddly bunny
03/26/2011 - Elf [ Th:25 Ra:30 Ma:30 ] Golson, the cuddly bunny
03/26/2011 - Elf [ Th:26 Ra:30 Ma:30 ] Golson, the cuddly bunny
03/27/2011 - Elf [ Th:27 Ra:30 Ma:30 ] Golson, the cuddly bunny
03/27/2011 - Elf [ Th:28 Ra:30 Ma:30 ] Golson, the cuddly bunny
02/07/2012 - Elf [ Ra:30 Th:30 Ma:30 ] Golson, the cuddly bunny
08/23/2012 - Elf [ Ra:30 Th:30 Ma:30 ] Golson, the cuddly bunny
 
== Golson Tarred and Feathered: ==
 

So before I get to the log, some context might be called for.

Cordir announced she was going to be away and I may have mentioned tping her office while she was out.

So the next time I type who, I notice that my title had been changed to state I would be tarred and feathered if I tp'd Lady Cordir's office.

So naturally her office needed to be tp'd.

Despite the mob's title quite clearly stating that it was "someone other than Golson is here furiously spreading tp around", Cordir somehow saw through the ruse. This is what followed:

<913hp(1072) 673ma(714) 926mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone has transferred you.
A Midnight Garden
[Exits: none]

The breathtaking loveliness of a midnight shadowed garden embraces you. The
night sky is filled with stars... no, not stars, but strands of light which
shimmer at the edges of sight. The soft call of unseen birds provides sweet
melody to please the ear and the low hoot of an owl echoes out of the trees,
only to be answered by the harsh, mocking scream of a carrion crow. A thick
tangle of web-shrouded crimson briar roses marks the boundaries of the area
and every conceivable variety of flower blooms within, despite the darkness.
At the center of the garden lies an ornate multi-tiered fountain, ebon fire
lighting the cascades from within. Benches have been placed invitingly in a
semi-circle around the stone basin of the fountain, set just inside a thick
band of mithril.

You managed to trample any tracks that were here...

( 5) A black tar-like substance sits here.
(White Aura) A distressingly large, shiny black spider weaves webs here.

<913hp(1072) 673ma(714) 926mv 309967gp ft: none > d
Alas, you cannot go that way.

<913hp(1072) 673ma(714) 926mv 309967gp ft: none >
You land in a pile of warm, hot, sticky tar.

<913hp(1072) 673ma(714) 926mv 309967gp ft: none > l
A Midnight Garden
[Exits: none]

The breathtaking loveliness of a midnight shadowed garden embraces you. The
night sky is filled with stars... no, not stars, but strands of light which
shimmer at the edges of sight. The soft call of unseen birds provides sweet
melody to please the ear and the low hoot of an owl echoes out of the trees,
only to be answered by the harsh, mocking scream of a carrion crow. A thick
tangle of web-shrouded crimson briar roses marks the boundaries of the area
and every conceivable variety of flower blooms within, despite the darkness.
At the center of the garden lies an ornate multi-tiered fountain, ebon fire
lighting the cascades from within. Benches have been placed invitingly in a
semi-circle around the stone basin of the fountain, set just inside a thick
band of mithril.

Golson was last here, traveling in circles.

( 5) A black tar-like substance sits here.
(White Aura) A distressingly large, shiny black spider weaves webs here.

<913hp(1072) 673ma(714) 926mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone drops a deep brown feather.

<913hp(1072) 673ma(714) 926mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone drops a deep brown feather.

<939hp(1072) 705ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone drops a deep brown feather.

<939hp(1072) 705ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone drops a deep brown feather.

<939hp(1072) 705ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone drops a deep brown feather.

<939hp(1072) 705ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none > emote tries not to sneeze
Golson tries not to sneeze.

<939hp(1072) 705ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone drops a deep brown feather.

<939hp(1072) 705ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone drops a deep brown feather.

<939hp(1072) 705ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone drops a deep brown feather.

<939hp(1072) 705ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone drops a deep brown feather.

<939hp(1072) 705ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone drops a deep brown feather.

<939hp(1072) 705ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone drops a deep brown feather.

<939hp(1072) 705ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none > l
A Midnight Garden
[Exits: none]

The breathtaking loveliness of a midnight shadowed garden embraces you. The
night sky is filled with stars... no, not stars, but strands of light which
shimmer at the edges of sight. The soft call of unseen birds provides sweet
melody to please the ear and the low hoot of an owl echoes out of the trees,
only to be answered by the harsh, mocking scream of a carrion crow. A thick
tangle of web-shrouded crimson briar roses marks the boundaries of the area
and every conceivable variety of flower blooms within, despite the darkness.
At the center of the garden lies an ornate multi-tiered fountain, ebon fire
lighting the cascades from within. Benches have been placed invitingly in a
semi-circle around the stone basin of the fountain, set just inside a thick
band of mithril.

You managed to trample any tracks that were here...

(11) The rich tones of this deep brown feather are exquisite.
( 5) A black tar-like substance sits here.
(White Aura) A distressingly large, shiny black spider weaves webs here.

<939hp(1072) 705ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none > wince
You wince. Ouch!

<939hp(1072) 705ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone utters the words, 'hurricane'

<965hp(1072) 714ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Feathers fly everywhere!

<965hp(1072) 714ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone tells you, '(take off your robe)'.

<991hp(1072) 714ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none > rem robe
You stop using a rune-covered robe.
You have lost 98 mana.

<991hp(1072) 714ma(616) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone gives you a robe smeared with tar and turkey feathers.

<991hp(1072) 714ma(616) 932mv 309967gp ft: none > wear robe
You wear a robe smeared with tar and turkey feathers on your body.

You have gained 98 mana.
<991hp(1072) 714ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none > exam robe
Black tar and a pillow's worth of feathers make this robe look less than regal.
You see the following faint symbols: [emAG|AC 10 int:3 svs:-5 5#]

<1017hp(1072) 714ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none > gos uhm, if lady Cordir says she will tar and feather you
You gossip (in common), 'uhm, if lady Cordir says she will tar and feather you'.

<1017hp(1072) 714ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none > gos she apparently is quite literal
You gossip (in common), 'she apparently is quite literal'.

<1043hp(1072) 714ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none > gos just an fyi
You gossip (in common), 'just an fyi'.

<1043hp(1072) 714ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Tinct gossips (in common), 'lol'.

<1043hp(1072) 714ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Malice gossips (in common), 'i wanna see'.

<1043hp(1072) 714ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone says, '(look robe)'.

<1043hp(1072) 714ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none > l robe
Some people do NOT have the common sense Tynian gave a goose... or a turkey.
Given clear warning, the wearer of this robe simply couldn't resist pulling
a prank on the Goddess of Fate. In cahoots with others, a plan was hatched,
and an office 'redecorated.'

There were repercussions, of course: Neither Karma nor Fate can be avoided.
So true to Her word, a tar and feathering occured.

<1043hp(1072) 714ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone has transferred you.

You feel haunted.

<1062hp(1072) 673ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Thor gossips, 'I guess I shouldn't have put that extra desc saying: No, just kidding, it really is Golson.'.

<1062hp(1072) 673ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none > gos hah
You gossip (in common), 'hah'.

<1072hp(1072) 705ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
The ghost of Champas Bladebane shimmers and solidifies slightly.

<1062hp(1072) 695ma(714) 922mv 309967gp ft: none >
Thor gossips, 'What can I say...live and learn.'.

<1054hp(1072) 685ma(714) 912mv 309967gp ft: none >
The ghost of Champas Bladebane shimmers and solidifies slightly.

<1050hp(1072) 680ma(714) 907mv 309967gp ft: none > who just
=================================================
You (90) attacked by Cordir (73) on Mon Nov 28 16 20:08:59.
You (90) attacked by Cordir (73) on Mon Nov 28 16 20:07:17.

== Trivia: ==
* Golson was voted the Second Most Intimidating Mortal in [[Lycron Poll 2009]].
* Golson is mentioned in Samiyah's [[Samiyah - Level 25 Bard Review|Level 25 bard review]] in reference to his worship of Seraph.
 
==Golson Gizzardz and Comice Pear Salad==
<pre>
[ 47] Crunch: Golson Gizzardz and Comice Pear Salad
Mon Jul 25 19:34:33 2016
To: all

Ingredienz:

1 lb. Golson gizzardz; 1/4 cup elf oil; 1/4 cup red wine vinegar; salt
pepper; various herbs; 1/4 cup sherry; 2 Comice pears; 1 tbs. mustard
4 tbs. vinegar; 1/2 lb. lettuce and other greens

Directionz:

Acquire interesting pears from traveling merchant. Steal lettuce, and
grab some weed by side of Great Western Road. Look for an Elf that
doesn't recognize you - Yo, Mael! Hugz him tight, checking levels in
patented Elf Oil Catcher. When he gently shoves you away, bow and run.
Have Lola send an invitation to Golson for a special massage at the Baths.
Wash and pat the Golson dry, he thinks he's getting a massage.... Check the
herbal-infused warm cloth across his eyes. Yes, he looks sleepy. Dry his
belly button (he's an innie - what are you?). He giggles. You giggle. Take
an ice pick and quickly stab him through the button! Grab your newly-patented
Gizzard Grabberz, and yank something out of his belly button. You don't have
time to investigate what it is, he starts *** ANNIHILATING *** you! But...he's
only wearing a towel? RUN AWAY!! A trail of entrailz trails behind you. Back
at Ruby's, hang the Golson innardz over the mesquite smoker. Mmmm. Next, core
and seed the pears (not Ruby). Cut into 1/4 inch cubes (yes, the pears *not*
Ruby). In mixing bowl, stir together mustard, sherry, vinegar, and Mael oil,
then add pears. In a 12-inch saute pan, heat remaining elf oil until smoking
hot! Season gizzardz with salt, pepper, and herbs, then place in pan, stirring
constantly until cooked through, about 7 to 8 min. Dress the lettuce and greens
with pear mixture in center of plates. Divide gizzardz over salad, sprinkling
colorful herbs for added oomph.

Servz: 1 Ogre, 3 Dwarf, 4 Gnome

Bone Appetite!

From Crunch's Alphabet Soup
</pre>

== Player Provided Information: ==
 
== Personal Timeline: ==
May 22, 2005 - Golson is named [[Anathema]] for slaying [[Qeiri]] of the Chosen of Fate. 
September 10, 2005 - Golson gossips (in common), 'thats the closest come from behind win ive ever seen. gotta watch your behind when rince is on'. 
November 21, 2005 - Golson slays [[Qeiri]] of Fate a second time. 
August 16, 2009 - [[Hedschott]] decides to celebrate his 200th birthday by killing Golson. 
March 19, 2011 - Belsambar gossips (in common), 'I'll say this, Golson does a lot better job landing on me than people with higher dmg/hr'. ### [Golson cants (in common), '(whispers) ranger hr he has cleric as primary so cleric hr'] 
March 26, 2011 - Golson is the subject of a Quotable: Cordir cants, 'Golson, you should be in a fine and chipper mood, given that you got a chance to slap me around earlier.'. 
September 12, 2014 - Golson kills [[Lanae]] in 8 minutes, 8 seconds 
September 28, 2014 - Sparhawk gossips (in common), 'Golson's now hit me 3 times while exping on accident:P'. 

 
== Player Information: ==

Golson

2016-11-29T03:28:46Z

Golson: /* Golson Tarred and Feathered by Lady Cordir */

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|styled_as =
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|status = Active
|retire_date =
|race = {{Race|Elf}}
|hometown =
|classes = {{Class|Mage}} {{Class|Ranger}} {{Class|Thief}}
|last_seen =
|followed = [[Molo]] [[Schwartz]] [[Seraph]] [[Isolas]]
|spouse =
|partner =
|parents =
|children =
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|areas_written =
|immorted_on =
|following =
|portfolio =
}}

== Mud Contributions: ==

===[Note 17] Golson: Just a reminder Dark can't be trusted===
Sun May 8 18:06:07 2005 
To: all 
Maeron interferred with a spar he set up between orion and gyro 
and of course they kept the eq 
just a reminder in case dark ever tries to trade with your or spar with you, assume they wont keep word
 
===[Note 12] Golson: rincewind and athorne's following===
Sat Sep 10 05:08:43 2005 
To: all 
rincewind asks me to test his svs, so i say sure sanc me 
I go up to tc and he steals my container 
I guess there are no honorable followings left 
 
===[Idea 89] Golson: warbanner===
Sun Jan 29 00:38:43 2006 
To: all 
Viewing Status: ALL 
how about letting followings design their own, like a wwp symbol that people would actually wear 
assuming it was -1svs like the others 
I'd also be in favor of giving fli's the power to give a special banner 
or different ranked banners to certain players 
so it would work like this, a demi god might get a -1svs banner for whoever wants it 
and a 1 -2svs banner for a special follower of the FLI's choosing 
a lessor god could perhaps give out a couple of special banners 
the best being -3 svs, and then a -2svs or two. 
another idea would be to have the special banner(s) change str based on 
the following's power level, so the special warbanner of greater power -3svs 
the warbanners, designed with the emblems of the appropriate following 
would then pop on the person's corpse if it died, just like following 
wwp's do now. 
 
===[Note 18] Golson: fyi Ink has a fake simple he is trying to trade===
Mon Jan 30 14:11:35 2006 
To: all 
eldric can confirm the details, he said its 5,6 but wouldnt agree to use imp id sphere on it 
and wouldnt use linkin as the middle person 
 
===[Note 24] Golson: roster===
Mon Feb 13 14:49:11 2006 
To: all 
What does it do? I don't see a helpfile on it etc 
i checked the version notes and there is nothing explaining what it does 
yet Argo apparently knows what it does (see his idea on roster) 
could someone direct me to where I can find that out 
Perhaps Argo could indicate his source of this information 
Unless of course its immortal only, but that still begs the question 
How did Argo come upon that information? 
 
===[Idea 124] Golson: enchant weapon===
Mon Feb 13 13:29:53 2006 
To: all 
Viewing Status: ALL 
currently good enchant is ae, evil is ag, ua is agae, and neutral agae 
We should either change neutral enchant to au 
or change good and evil enchants to be anti-neutral 
neutrality already has many code advantages, especially one sided protections 
they are supposed to be defensive not agressive, so why can they use everyone elses simples 
but no one can use theirs?, please make one of the two suggested changes 
that way either neutrals can use good and evil enchants and good and evils can use neutral enchant 
or neutral cant use good and evil enchants and good and evils cant use neutral's enchant 
 
===[Note 10] Golson: Kaltar===
Sat Apr 28 16:44:06 2007 
To: cordir isolas 
fyi i attacked kaltar and nearly killed him 
afterwards he told me he followed cordir 
he did not have fate in his title and obviously i cannot see aura as a mage 
I apologize for this, I had no idea he was fate 
he has changed his title to insert it 
 
===[Note 31] Golson: spar===
Mon Feb 28 21:03:15 2011 
To: all 
ode to the spar 
How I have missed you 
Please, please come back 
(even if it means changing code so spells drop from spar death) 
 
== Current Description: ==
 
== WHO Lists: ==
11/04/2004 - Elf [ Ma:11 Ra: 9 ] Golson, Apprentice of the Black Conclave
11/13/2004 - Elf [ Ma:14 Ra:11 ] Golson, Apprentice of the Black Conclave
11/13/2004 - Elf [ Ma:15 Ra:11 ] Golson, Apprentice of the Black Conclave
11/13/2004 - Elf [ Ma:16 Ra:11 ] Golson, Apprentice of the Black Conclave
11/14/2004 - Elf [ Ma:17 Ra:11 ] Golson, Apprentice of the Black Conclave
11/14/2004 - Elf [ Ra:12 Ma:17 ] Golson, Apprentice of the Black Conclave
11/14/2004 - Elf [ Ra:12 Ma:17 ] Golson, Mage of the Black Conclave
11/26/2004 - Elf [ Ra:13 Ma:17 ] Golson, Apprentice of Nashite Circle of Choice.
12/02/2004 - Elf [ Ra:14 Ma:17 ] Golson, Apprentice of Nashite Circle of Choice.
01/18/2005 - Elf [ Ma:19 Ra:17 ] Golson, Apprentice of Nashite Circle of Choice.
03/21/2005 - Elf [ Ma:28 Ra:27 ] Golson, exping Advocate of Choice
03/23/2005 - Elf [ Ma:29 Ra:27 ] Golson, exping Advocate of Choice
03/27/2005 - Elf [ Ra:28 Ma:30 ] Golson, exping Advocate of Choice
03/28/2005 - Elf [ Ra:29 Ma:30 ] Golson, exping Advocate of Choice
03/28/2005 - Elf [ Ra:29 Ma:30 ] Golson elite....st of Choice! Praise Nash!
04/05/2005 - Elf [ Ra:30 Ma:30 ] Golson elite....st of Choice! Praise Nash!
05/14/2005 - Elf [ Ra:30 Ma:30 ] Golson elite....st of Choice! Praise Nash!
01/08/2006 - Elf [ Ra:30 Ma:30 ] Golson choice slayer of nexus
08/25/2006 - Elf [ Ra:30 Ma:30 ] Golson, Official Shill of the Nashite Magi
05/19/2007 - Elf [ Ra:30 Ma:30 ] Golson, Official Shill of the Nashite Magi
02/26/2011 - Elf [ Th: 7 Ra:30 Ma:30 ] Golson, the Pacifist
03/05/2011 - Elf [ Th:20 Ra:30 Ma:30 ] Golson, the Pacifist
03/06/2011 - Elf [ Th:21 Ra:30 Ma:30 ] Golson, the Pacifist
03/06/2011 - Elf [ Th:22 Ra:30 Ma:30 ] Golson, the Pacifist
03/18/2011 - Elf [ Th:22 Ra:30 Ma:30 ] Golson, the cuddly bunny
03/18/2011 - Elf [ Th:23 Ra:30 Ma:30 ] Golson, the cuddly bunny
03/19/2011 - Elf [ Th:24 Ra:30 Ma:30 ] Golson, the cuddly bunny
03/26/2011 - Elf [ Th:25 Ra:30 Ma:30 ] Golson, the cuddly bunny
03/26/2011 - Elf [ Th:26 Ra:30 Ma:30 ] Golson, the cuddly bunny
03/27/2011 - Elf [ Th:27 Ra:30 Ma:30 ] Golson, the cuddly bunny
03/27/2011 - Elf [ Th:28 Ra:30 Ma:30 ] Golson, the cuddly bunny
02/07/2012 - Elf [ Ra:30 Th:30 Ma:30 ] Golson, the cuddly bunny
08/23/2012 - Elf [ Ra:30 Th:30 Ma:30 ] Golson, the cuddly bunny
 
== Character History: ==
 

So before I get to the log, some context might be called for.

Cordir announced she was going to be away and I may have mentioned tping her office while she was out.

So the next time I type who, I notice that my title had been changed to state I would be tarred and feathered if I tp'd Lady Cordir's office.

So naturally her office needed to be tp'd.

Despite the mob's title quite clearly stating that it was "someone other than Golson is here furiously spreading tp around", Cordir somehow saw through the ruse. This is what followed:

<913hp(1072) 673ma(714) 926mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone has transferred you.
A Midnight Garden
[Exits: none]

The breathtaking loveliness of a midnight shadowed garden embraces you. The
night sky is filled with stars... no, not stars, but strands of light which
shimmer at the edges of sight. The soft call of unseen birds provides sweet
melody to please the ear and the low hoot of an owl echoes out of the trees,
only to be answered by the harsh, mocking scream of a carrion crow. A thick
tangle of web-shrouded crimson briar roses marks the boundaries of the area
and every conceivable variety of flower blooms within, despite the darkness.
At the center of the garden lies an ornate multi-tiered fountain, ebon fire
lighting the cascades from within. Benches have been placed invitingly in a
semi-circle around the stone basin of the fountain, set just inside a thick
band of mithril.

You managed to trample any tracks that were here...

( 5) A black tar-like substance sits here.
(White Aura) A distressingly large, shiny black spider weaves webs here.

<913hp(1072) 673ma(714) 926mv 309967gp ft: none > d
Alas, you cannot go that way.

<913hp(1072) 673ma(714) 926mv 309967gp ft: none >
You land in a pile of warm, hot, sticky tar.

<913hp(1072) 673ma(714) 926mv 309967gp ft: none > l
A Midnight Garden
[Exits: none]

The breathtaking loveliness of a midnight shadowed garden embraces you. The
night sky is filled with stars... no, not stars, but strands of light which
shimmer at the edges of sight. The soft call of unseen birds provides sweet
melody to please the ear and the low hoot of an owl echoes out of the trees,
only to be answered by the harsh, mocking scream of a carrion crow. A thick
tangle of web-shrouded crimson briar roses marks the boundaries of the area
and every conceivable variety of flower blooms within, despite the darkness.
At the center of the garden lies an ornate multi-tiered fountain, ebon fire
lighting the cascades from within. Benches have been placed invitingly in a
semi-circle around the stone basin of the fountain, set just inside a thick
band of mithril.

Golson was last here, traveling in circles.

( 5) A black tar-like substance sits here.
(White Aura) A distressingly large, shiny black spider weaves webs here.

<913hp(1072) 673ma(714) 926mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone drops a deep brown feather.

<913hp(1072) 673ma(714) 926mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone drops a deep brown feather.

<939hp(1072) 705ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone drops a deep brown feather.

<939hp(1072) 705ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone drops a deep brown feather.

<939hp(1072) 705ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone drops a deep brown feather.

<939hp(1072) 705ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none > emote tries not to sneeze
Golson tries not to sneeze.

<939hp(1072) 705ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone drops a deep brown feather.

<939hp(1072) 705ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone drops a deep brown feather.

<939hp(1072) 705ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone drops a deep brown feather.

<939hp(1072) 705ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone drops a deep brown feather.

<939hp(1072) 705ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone drops a deep brown feather.

<939hp(1072) 705ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone drops a deep brown feather.

<939hp(1072) 705ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none > l
A Midnight Garden
[Exits: none]

The breathtaking loveliness of a midnight shadowed garden embraces you. The
night sky is filled with stars... no, not stars, but strands of light which
shimmer at the edges of sight. The soft call of unseen birds provides sweet
melody to please the ear and the low hoot of an owl echoes out of the trees,
only to be answered by the harsh, mocking scream of a carrion crow. A thick
tangle of web-shrouded crimson briar roses marks the boundaries of the area
and every conceivable variety of flower blooms within, despite the darkness.
At the center of the garden lies an ornate multi-tiered fountain, ebon fire
lighting the cascades from within. Benches have been placed invitingly in a
semi-circle around the stone basin of the fountain, set just inside a thick
band of mithril.

You managed to trample any tracks that were here...

(11) The rich tones of this deep brown feather are exquisite.
( 5) A black tar-like substance sits here.
(White Aura) A distressingly large, shiny black spider weaves webs here.

<939hp(1072) 705ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none > wince
You wince. Ouch!

<939hp(1072) 705ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone utters the words, 'hurricane'

<965hp(1072) 714ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Feathers fly everywhere!

<965hp(1072) 714ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone tells you, '(take off your robe)'.

<991hp(1072) 714ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none > rem robe
You stop using a rune-covered robe.
You have lost 98 mana.

<991hp(1072) 714ma(616) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone gives you a robe smeared with tar and turkey feathers.

<991hp(1072) 714ma(616) 932mv 309967gp ft: none > wear robe
You wear a robe smeared with tar and turkey feathers on your body.

You have gained 98 mana.
<991hp(1072) 714ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none > exam robe
Black tar and a pillow's worth of feathers make this robe look less than regal.
You see the following faint symbols: [emAG|AC 10 int:3 svs:-5 5#]

<1017hp(1072) 714ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none > gos uhm, if lady Cordir says she will tar and feather you
You gossip (in common), 'uhm, if lady Cordir says she will tar and feather you'.

<1017hp(1072) 714ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none > gos she apparently is quite literal
You gossip (in common), 'she apparently is quite literal'.

<1043hp(1072) 714ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none > gos just an fyi
You gossip (in common), 'just an fyi'.

<1043hp(1072) 714ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Tinct gossips (in common), 'lol'.

<1043hp(1072) 714ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Malice gossips (in common), 'i wanna see'.

<1043hp(1072) 714ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone says, '(look robe)'.

<1043hp(1072) 714ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none > l robe
Some people do NOT have the common sense Tynian gave a goose... or a turkey.
Given clear warning, the wearer of this robe simply couldn't resist pulling
a prank on the Goddess of Fate. In cahoots with others, a plan was hatched,
and an office 'redecorated.'

There were repercussions, of course: Neither Karma nor Fate can be avoided.
So true to Her word, a tar and feathering occured.

<1043hp(1072) 714ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Someone has transferred you.

You feel haunted.

<1062hp(1072) 673ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
Thor gossips, 'I guess I shouldn't have put that extra desc saying: No, just kidding, it really is Golson.'.

<1062hp(1072) 673ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none > gos hah
You gossip (in common), 'hah'.

<1072hp(1072) 705ma(714) 932mv 309967gp ft: none >
The ghost of Champas Bladebane shimmers and solidifies slightly.

<1062hp(1072) 695ma(714) 922mv 309967gp ft: none >
Thor gossips, 'What can I say...live and learn.'.

<1054hp(1072) 685ma(714) 912mv 309967gp ft: none >
The ghost of Champas Bladebane shimmers and solidifies slightly.

<1050hp(1072) 680ma(714) 907mv 309967gp ft: none > who just
=================================================
You (90) attacked by Cordir (73) on Mon Nov 28 16 20:08:59.
You (90) attacked by Cordir (73) on Mon Nov 28 16 20:07:17.

== Trivia: ==
* Golson was voted the Second Most Intimidating Mortal in [[Lycron Poll 2009]].
* Golson is mentioned in Samiyah's [[Samiyah - Level 25 Bard Review|Level 25 bard review]] in reference to his worship of Seraph.
 
==Golson Gizzardz and Comice Pear Salad==
<pre>
[ 47] Crunch: Golson Gizzardz and Comice Pear Salad
Mon Jul 25 19:34:33 2016
To: all

Ingredienz:

1 lb. Golson gizzardz; 1/4 cup elf oil; 1/4 cup red wine vinegar; salt
pepper; various herbs; 1/4 cup sherry; 2 Comice pears; 1 tbs. mustard
4 tbs. vinegar; 1/2 lb. lettuce and other greens

Directionz:

Acquire interesting pears from traveling merchant. Steal lettuce, and
grab some weed by side of Great Western Road. Look for an Elf that
doesn't recognize you - Yo, Mael! Hugz him tight, checking levels in
patented Elf Oil Catcher. When he gently shoves you away, bow and run.
Have Lola send an invitation to Golson for a special massage at the Baths.
Wash and pat the Golson dry, he thinks he's getting a massage.... Check the
herbal-infused warm cloth across his eyes. Yes, he looks sleepy. Dry his
belly button (he's an innie - what are you?). He giggles. You giggle. Take
an ice pick and quickly stab him through the button! Grab your newly-patented
Gizzard Grabberz, and yank something out of his belly button. You don't have
time to investigate what it is, he starts *** ANNIHILATING *** you! But...he's
only wearing a towel? RUN AWAY!! A trail of entrailz trails behind you. Back
at Ruby's, hang the Golson innardz over the mesquite smoker. Mmmm. Next, core
and seed the pears (not Ruby). Cut into 1/4 inch cubes (yes, the pears *not*
Ruby). In mixing bowl, stir together mustard, sherry, vinegar, and Mael oil,
then add pears. In a 12-inch saute pan, heat remaining elf oil until smoking
hot! Season gizzardz with salt, pepper, and herbs, then place in pan, stirring
constantly until cooked through, about 7 to 8 min. Dress the lettuce and greens
with pear mixture in center of plates. Divide gizzardz over salad, sprinkling
colorful herbs for added oomph.

Servz: 1 Ogre, 3 Dwarf, 4 Gnome

Bone Appetite!

From Crunch's Alphabet Soup
</pre>

== Player Provided Information: ==
 
== Personal Timeline: ==
May 22, 2005 - Golson is named [[Anathema]] for slaying [[Qeiri]] of the Chosen of Fate. 
September 10, 2005 - Golson gossips (in common), 'thats the closest come from behind win ive ever seen. gotta watch your behind when rince is on'. 
November 21, 2005 - Golson slays [[Qeiri]] of Fate a second time. 
August 16, 2009 - [[Hedschott]] decides to celebrate his 200th birthday by killing Golson. 
March 19, 2011 - Belsambar gossips (in common), 'I'll say this, Golson does a lot better job landing on me than people with higher dmg/hr'. ### [Golson cants (in common), '(whispers) ranger hr he has cleric as primary so cleric hr'] 
March 26, 2011 - Golson is the subject of a Quotable: Cordir cants, 'Golson, you should be in a fine and chipper mood, given that you got a chance to slap me around earlier.'. 
September 12, 2014 - Golson kills [[Lanae]] in 8 minutes, 8 seconds 
September 28, 2014 - Sparhawk gossips (in common), 'Golson's now hit me 3 times while exping on accident:P'. 

 
== Player Information: ==

Quotables 2014

2014-11-11T18:49:28Z

Golson:

'''01/20/2014:''' 
{{quotable|[[Nicholai]] ftells, 'can we put up an invisible dog fence outside our temple?'.|[[DarkClaw]]}}
 
'''02/03/2014:''' 
{{quotable|[[Nicholai]] says (in elven), 'the pudding eats the daisy or it gets the hose again.'.|[[Cordir]]}}
 
'''02/05/2014:''' 
{{quotable|[[Rhyvn]] says (in common), 'I don't think a game of hide the sausage is on my agenda.'.|[[Cordir]]}}
 
'''03/08/2014:''' 
{{quotable|[[Abe]] tells [[Portobello]] (in common), 'A mushroom disappears in a Portobello cloud.'.|[[Cordir]]}}
 
'''04/28/2014:''' 
{{quotable|### Somewhere, [[Sparhawk]] unwraps [[Vicarious|Vicar]] and eats him.|[[Cordir]]}}
 
'''07/05/14:''' 
{{quotable|### [[Porthas]] says (in elven), 'I seen [[Cresom]] and [[Belgarion]] comparing there hp's last night'. (<---------so THAT'S what they call it)|[[DarkClaw]]}}
 
'''08/20/14:''' 
{{quotable|### [[Gore]] says (in ogre), 'im a leg ogre'. |[[DarkClaw]]}}
 
'''09/11/14:''' 
{{quotable|You ftell, 'But as far as the other magics go...there's weak, moderate, powerful, potent, and artifact.'. You ftell, 'Did I miss any, Nich?'. [[Nicholai]] ftells, 'that is all of them, except for "[[Nicholai]]"'. You ftell, 'Hehe'. [[Nicholai]] ftells, 'I am extra magicky'. You ftell, 'You're the most magical of all.'. |[[DarkClaw]]}}
 
'''10/05/14:''' 
{{quotable|[[Tirpitz]] gossips (in common), 'how can there be wrong ideas when nudity is involved'. |[[DarkClaw]]}}
 
'''10/14/14:''' 
{{quotable|[[Sagan]] gossips (in common), 'He was <insert adjective> and I remember <event> with fondness.'. |none}}
 
'''10/15/14''' 
{{quotable|[[Aphelion]] says (in common), '..Venom could cause a saint to run through the streets shouting foulness... but one's actions are one's own'. |[[Sparhawk]]}}
 
'''10/15/14''' 
{{quotable|### [[Tirpitz]]: Entered Game [[DarkClaw]]: Ooo, a mortal! [[Tynian]]: There ya go. A follower! [[DarkClaw]]: Shall we squish him? [[Tynian]]: I'm reminded of a TV commercial. Don't squeeze the shaman.|[[DarkClaw]]}}
 
'''10/16/14''' 
{{quotable|[[DarkClaw]]: Just when [[Tynian]] almost had his private island back...Bels logs in.|[[DarkClaw]]}}
 
'''10/21/14''' 
{{quotable|### [[Teva]] says (in common), 'when your junk starts playing snapping turtle on ya its not cool'|[[Cordir]]}}
{{quotable|(Via Teamspeak) [[Samiyah]]: I don't kill the mobs in the temples. They are people. I only kill the guys in the hall. Who.. uh.. [[Ghazkull]]: It's because they have the magical word, "''guard''" in their name. It makes it okay. |[[Samiyah]]}}
{{quotable|(Via Teamspeak) [[Sparhawk]]: I keep getting distracted by Sami's sensual, sexy yoga instructor voice.|[[Samiyah]]}}
 
'''10/22/14''' 
{{quotable|[[Sparhawk]] gossips (in common), 'I swear I'm just gonna restring my hand item to a walker for how much I trip during combat'.|[[Gwyrdain]]}}
 
'''10/23/14''' 
{{quotable|[[Lexie]] gossips (in common), 'it's like the song of birds and the feeling of rose petals on my cheek when I see "### Something has been posted to typos'.|[[Cordir]]}}
{{quotable|[[Sparhawk]] gossips (in common), 'Ask Theros or Samiyah about my Thumpity thumping '.|[[Cordir]]}}
 
'''10/26/14''' 
{{quotable|>>Emergency shutdown by system. Golson gossips (in common), 'anyone know what happened?'. 
[[Theros]] gossips (in common), 'I call cat on the keyboard'.|[[Cordir]]}}
 
'''10/31/14''' 
{{quotable|Golson gossips (in common), 'spar was very supportive, but to be honest, i think it was mostly because he heard he'd get to mount something'.|[[Cordir]]}}
{{quotable|Someone gossips, 'at least they didn't do you like i do my begging dog'.|[[Cordir]]}}
 
'''11/2/14''' 
{{quotable|### [[Lexie]] yells (in common), 'you opened my flower']|[[Cordir]]}}
{{quotable|### [[Lexie]] gossips (in common), 'awesome! avg 7 vomit!'.]|[[Cordir]]}}
 
'''11/3/14''' 
{{quotable|[[Lexie]] gossips (in common), 'she was my Pet before you were a twinkle in someone's eye'. [[Golson]] gossips (in common), 'pretty sure that's not where i came from :-P'. [[Nicholai]] gossip (in elven), 'getting it in their eye isn't how it works'.|[[Cordir]]}}
{{quotable|[[Belsambar]] gossips (in common), 'I'm not the greatest at pulling things out. All about putting things in.'. [[Wyven]] gossips (in common), 'I understand that, I have 3 elven children and one half-orc.. we don't talk about that night.']|[[Cordir]]}}
 
'''11/9/14''' 
{{quotable|[[Samiyah]] gossips (in common), 'well, how can you be expected to concentrate when your nether bits are chilly?'.]}}

'''11/11/14''' 
{{quotable|[[Dindrane gossips]] (in common), 'bavg sounds like a sexual disease'. [[Sparhawk]]gossips (in common), 'I have that problem:P'. [[Golson]]}}

Quotables 2014

2014-11-11T18:46:39Z

Golson:

'''01/20/2014:''' 
{{quotable|[[Nicholai]] ftells, 'can we put up an invisible dog fence outside our temple?'.|[[DarkClaw]]}}
 
'''02/03/2014:''' 
{{quotable|[[Nicholai]] says (in elven), 'the pudding eats the daisy or it gets the hose again.'.|[[Cordir]]}}
 
'''02/05/2014:''' 
{{quotable|[[Rhyvn]] says (in common), 'I don't think a game of hide the sausage is on my agenda.'.|[[Cordir]]}}
 
'''03/08/2014:''' 
{{quotable|[[Abe]] tells [[Portobello]] (in common), 'A mushroom disappears in a Portobello cloud.'.|[[Cordir]]}}
 
'''04/28/2014:''' 
{{quotable|### Somewhere, [[Sparhawk]] unwraps [[Vicarious|Vicar]] and eats him.|[[Cordir]]}}
 
'''07/05/14:''' 
{{quotable|### [[Porthas]] says (in elven), 'I seen [[Cresom]] and [[Belgarion]] comparing there hp's last night'. (<---------so THAT'S what they call it)|[[DarkClaw]]}}
 
'''08/20/14:''' 
{{quotable|### [[Gore]] says (in ogre), 'im a leg ogre'. |[[DarkClaw]]}}
 
'''09/11/14:''' 
{{quotable|You ftell, 'But as far as the other magics go...there's weak, moderate, powerful, potent, and artifact.'. You ftell, 'Did I miss any, Nich?'. [[Nicholai]] ftells, 'that is all of them, except for "[[Nicholai]]"'. You ftell, 'Hehe'. [[Nicholai]] ftells, 'I am extra magicky'. You ftell, 'You're the most magical of all.'. |[[DarkClaw]]}}
 
'''10/05/14:''' 
{{quotable|[[Tirpitz]] gossips (in common), 'how can there be wrong ideas when nudity is involved'. |[[DarkClaw]]}}
 
'''10/14/14:''' 
{{quotable|[[Sagan]] gossips (in common), 'He was <insert adjective> and I remember <event> with fondness.'. |none}}
 
'''10/15/14''' 
{{quotable|[[Aphelion]] says (in common), '..Venom could cause a saint to run through the streets shouting foulness... but one's actions are one's own'. |[[Sparhawk]]}}
 
'''10/15/14''' 
{{quotable|### [[Tirpitz]]: Entered Game [[DarkClaw]]: Ooo, a mortal! [[Tynian]]: There ya go. A follower! [[DarkClaw]]: Shall we squish him? [[Tynian]]: I'm reminded of a TV commercial. Don't squeeze the shaman.|[[DarkClaw]]}}
 
'''10/16/14''' 
{{quotable|[[DarkClaw]]: Just when [[Tynian]] almost had his private island back...Bels logs in.|[[DarkClaw]]}}
 
'''10/21/14''' 
{{quotable|### [[Teva]] says (in common), 'when your junk starts playing snapping turtle on ya its not cool'|[[Cordir]]}}
{{quotable|(Via Teamspeak) [[Samiyah]]: I don't kill the mobs in the temples. They are people. I only kill the guys in the hall. Who.. uh.. [[Ghazkull]]: It's because they have the magical word, "''guard''" in their name. It makes it okay. |[[Samiyah]]}}
{{quotable|(Via Teamspeak) [[Sparhawk]]: I keep getting distracted by Sami's sensual, sexy yoga instructor voice.|[[Samiyah]]}}
 
'''10/22/14''' 
{{quotable|[[Sparhawk]] gossips (in common), 'I swear I'm just gonna restring my hand item to a walker for how much I trip during combat'.|[[Gwyrdain]]}}
 
'''10/23/14''' 
{{quotable|[[Lexie]] gossips (in common), 'it's like the song of birds and the feeling of rose petals on my cheek when I see "### Something has been posted to typos'.|[[Cordir]]}}
{{quotable|[[Sparhawk]] gossips (in common), 'Ask Theros or Samiyah about my Thumpity thumping '.|[[Cordir]]}}
 
'''10/26/14''' 
{{quotable|>>Emergency shutdown by system. Golson gossips (in common), 'anyone know what happened?'. 
[[Theros]] gossips (in common), 'I call cat on the keyboard'.|[[Cordir]]}}
 
'''10/31/14''' 
{{quotable|Golson gossips (in common), 'spar was very supportive, but to be honest, i think it was mostly because he heard he'd get to mount something'.|[[Cordir]]}}
{{quotable|Someone gossips, 'at least they didn't do you like i do my begging dog'.|[[Cordir]]}}
 
'''11/2/14''' 
{{quotable|### [[Lexie]] yells (in common), 'you opened my flower']|[[Cordir]]}}
{{quotable|### [[Lexie]] gossips (in common), 'awesome! avg 7 vomit!'.]|[[Cordir]]}}
 
'''11/3/14''' 
{{quotable|[[Lexie]] gossips (in common), 'she was my Pet before you were a twinkle in someone's eye'. [[Golson]] gossips (in common), 'pretty sure that's not where i came from :-P'. [[Nicholai]] gossip (in elven), 'getting it in their eye isn't how it works'.|[[Cordir]]}}
{{quotable|[[Belsambar]] gossips (in common), 'I'm not the greatest at pulling things out. All about putting things in.'. [[Wyven]] gossips (in common), 'I understand that, I have 3 elven children and one half-orc.. we don't talk about that night.']|[[Cordir]]}}
 
'''11/9/14''' 
{{quotable|[[Samiyah]] gossips (in common), 'well, how can you be expected to concentrate when your nether bits are chilly?'.]}}

'''11/11/14''' 
{{quotable||[[Dindrane gossips]] (in common), 'bavg sounds like a sexual disease'. [[Sparhawk]]gossips (in common), 'I have that problem:P'.]| [[Golson]]}}