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(log posted with schwartz & tamar's permission, and is from tamar's point of view)

You gossip (in elven), 'Hello'.

Schwartz says, It's a Tamar!

You say, I'm not an it =P

Schwartz says, Correction, it's a sensitive Tamar!

You say, *grumble*

You throw a snowball in Schwartz's face.

Schwartz arrives from a puff of smoke.

Schwartz twiddles your ears.

Schwartz giggles.

A Relaxing Stretch of Sand
[Exits: north]
Mist rises in the warm air. The waterfall splashing in the background
produces a thousand little notes which gradually blend into one soothing
sound. Warm, inviting pink sand lies beneath your feet.
The sky is rainy and a warm southerly breeze blows.
(Intense Dark Purple Aura) Schwartz is here.
An ocelot is here, purring contentedly.

You say (in elven), 'You're puffing'.

Schwartz says, 'Puffing?'.

You say (in elven), 'Leaving a trail of smoke'.

Schwartz laughs.

Schwartz nods.

You say (in elven), 'How are you?'.

Schwartz grins evilly.

Schwartz says, 'Having fun, now that I'm not chasing bugs'.


Schwartz utters the words, 'change sex'.
You feel different.

Schwartz shows his approval by clapping his hands together.

You ponder the question.

who Tamar
1 player.
Elf [ Greater God ] Tamar, mistress of her own dreams

Schwartz giggles.

Schwartz is enjoying himself.

Your soul rift *** ANNIHILATES *** Schwartz!

Schwartz grins evilly.

You say (in elven), 'Oh we can have rift wars'.

Schwartz utters the words, 'rift'.
Schwartz's soul rift *** ANNIHILATES *** you.

Schwartz throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!

Schwartz sits down and thinks deeply.

Schwartz gets an altibian sword from bag made from Ink hide.

Schwartz wields an altibian sword.

Schwartz winks suggestively at you.

Schwartz flexes.

Tamar's soul rift *** SMOOSHES *** you!

You say (in elven), 'Oops'.

Schwartz faints, falling into a heap on the ground.

You say (in elven), 'Think I echoed that'.

Saeria tells you (in common), '!! you scared me!'.
Schwartz laughs.

Thomas gossips (in common), 'don't do that!'.

Nothing to see here, please keep moving.

You gossip (in elven), 'Well it had to be an extra big smoosh to get Schwartz!'.

Melven gossips (in common), 'heeh'.

You whistle a little tune to yourself.

Arella cants, 'I've been smooshed!'.

Schwartz says, 'No one has noticed your sex change yet'.

You say (in elven), 'Either that or they're afraid of getting smooshed again'.

Schwartz says, We've got a gender problem here

Schwartz utters the words, 'change sex'.

Schwartz says, That's better

You ponder the question.

Schwartz says, Don't need any women in the immortal ranks tonight!

c 'change sex' Schwartz

who Schwartz
1 player.
Hum [ Goddess ] Schwartz.

Schwartz says, aw crap

Tamar says, I think we do

(schwartz goes on a wild sex-changing spree)

You laugh.

You say (in elven), 'But erm'.

You say (in elven), 'Can you do this to me?'.

You make the gesture necessary to invoke your spell.
With barely a thought, you stop Schwartz's heart, who dies instantly.
Schwartz hits the ground ... DEAD.

You get the corpse of Schwartz.

Schwartz arrives from a puff of smoke.

Schwartz giggles.

You give the corpse of Schwartz to Schwartz.

Schwartz says, 'I get Huh?'.

Schwartz sighs loudly.

Schwartz says, 'You win'.

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