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Schwartz: Huglak's almost-impromptu performance
Mon Feb 13 10:45:45 2006
To: All
You gossip, 'Free score to any Bard who can tell me a story, poem, or song within the next three minutes in Ceremonial'.

Huglak says (in common), 'Once was girl in castle'.
Huglak says (in common), 'Live alone for life'.
Huglak says (in common), 'Held prisoner by Solaron'.
Huglak says (in common), 'Solaron say "you bad"'.
Huglak says (in common), 'Girl cry'.
Huglak says (in common), 'Huglak walk through forest eating bunnies and see tower'.
Huglak says (in common), 'Girl scream 'helllp!''.
Huglak says (in common), 'Huglak go see what problem is and girl tell him'.
Huglak says (in common), 'Huglak say 'Solaron all powerful''.
Huglak says (in common), 'Huglak think 'if Solaron deem girl bad, girl bad''.
Huglak says (in common), 'Huglak laugh'.
Huglak says (in common), 'But girl want out and try trick Huglak'.
Huglak says (in common), 'so Huglak mash her face'.

Huglak says (in common), 'Solaron happy with Huglak and give girl to him'.
Huglak pulls the wrinkled, decaying corpse of a girl out of a special bag.
Huglak waves the corpse around and offers you a turn.
Schwartz politely declines.

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