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(This log is from Stafir's point of view and was originally posted to the TFC forums. It's been edited a little to remove some spam.)
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12 players.
Gno [ Cl:25 Tg:16 Wa:25 ] Take, Mirthy Gnomey Acolyte Homey of Choice!
Hel [       Ma: 2       ] Astrid the Half-Elf Maiden
Elf [ Ra:30 Th:30 Cl:30 ] Orpik, Crimson Overlord of the Black Conclave.
Hum [       Wa:13       ] Catamount the Boy
Hum [ Bard:  18  14   8 ] Chylder, the Hawk's little songbird.
Hum [    Triat Weaver   ] Cordir, Lady of Fate.    *Abe*    10k Club.
Hum [ Bard:  15   8   3 ] Stafir, the incompetent -=Nexus=-
Hum [ Ra:11 Sh:21 Th:10 ] Kaira, Guard of the Black Conclave
Gno [    Cl:24 Wa:15    ] Kykmi, Angel's Choice Apprentice to Sacristy
Hlf [    Wa:27 Cl:30    ] Aslan Tsarran - Wyrm's Chosen Handmaiden
Ogr [    Tg: 1 Wa:12    ] Dodge: The Warrior    -+Nexus+-
Dwa [      Demigod      ] Wylin can dig it!   _-Enforcers-_   *BEER*   -shout
Stafir bows suavely.

You say (in common), 'Good evening, good evening. Anyone from out of town?'.

You say (in common), 'Just kidding! But seriously, any Ogres here?'.

Chylder giggles.

Kaira giggles.

Cordir sits down and thinks deeply.

You say (in common), 'Ah, good. Did you hear about the Ogre Warriors who went hunting?'.

You say (in common), 'OK, so these two Ogre Warriors are out hunting, and they run into this huge elk, which manages to seriously gore one of them, before the other clubs it to death'.

Kaira shakes her head.

You say (in common), 'The fortunate Ogre sets up a mindlink to his hometown Shaman, and says "Kulp here, Shaman there?''.

You say (in common), ''Yes, Kulp, Shaman here''.

You say (in common), ''Kulp need help, Kulp's friend got killed by big animal. What Kulp needs to do?''.

You say (in common), ''Well, first thing, you need make sure friend is really dead?''.

You say (in common), 'At which point the Shaman senses a thud, and a grunt'.

You say (in common), ''Kulp is sure he dead now, now what?''.

You say (in common), 'but seriously folks, thank you for joining me tonight. Unfortunately, due to a lack of time I do not have an original performance for you, but nonetheless'.

Chylder giggles at you. Hope it's not contagious!

You say (in common), 'enjoy it, it is a wonderful song, written by a great Bard, and it goes a little something like this:'.

Kykmi grins mischievously at you.

Stafir runs his hands through his hair, making it stick up in amazing angles.

Stafir pulls an orange pair of overalls out of his egg casing, and wears it over his clothes.

Stafir takes a deep breath and concentrates.

Stafir draws a rectangle in the air, which slowly materializes into something closely resembling a piano, but only the section with the keys shows.

Stafir starts playing the odd instrument, and an unnatural, yet pleasant sound emerges, almost as if it were synthesized from many other sounds.

Stafir sings, o/~ I love you even if you think that I don't ~\o.

Stafir sings, o/~ Sometimes I find you doubt my love for you, but I don't mind ~\o.

Stafir sings, o/~ Why should I mind, Why should I mind ~\o.

Wylin steps out of nowhere with two full beer mugs in his hands.

Stafir sings, o/~ What is Love anyway? ~\o.

Stafir sings, o/~ Does anybody love anybody anyway? ~\o.

Stafir sings, o/~ What is Love anyway? ~\o.

Stafir sings, o/~ Does anybody love anybody anyway? ~\o.

Stafir sings, o/~ Never worry never be sad ~\o.

Stafir sings, o/~ The answer is they cannot love this much nobody can ~\o.

Stafir sings, o/~ This is why I don't mind you doubting ~\o.

Stafir sings, o/~ What is Love anyway? ~\o.

Stafir sings, o/~ Does anybody love anybody anyway? ~\o.

Stafir sings, o/~ What is Love anyway? ~\o.

Stafir sings, o/~ Does anybody love anybody anyway? ~\o.

Stafir sings, o/~ And maybe love is letting people be just what they want to be ~\o.

Stafir sings, o/~ The door always must be left unlocked ~\o.

Stafir sings, o/~ To love when circumstance may lead someone away from you ~\o.

Stafir sings, o/~ And not to spend the time just doubting ~\o.

Stafir sings, o/~ What is Love anyway? ~\o.

Stafir sings, o/~ Does anybody love anybody anyway? ~\o.

Stafir sings, o/~ What is Love anyway? ~\o.

Stafir sings, o/~ Does anybody love anybody anyway? ~\o.

Stafir sings, o/~ What is Love anyway? ~\o.

Stafir sings, o/~ Does anybody love anybody anyway? ~\o.

Stafir sings, o/~ What is Love anyway? ~\o.

Stafir sings, o/~ Does anybody love anybody anyway? ~\o.

Stafir bows suavely.

Kaira shows her approval by clapping her hands together.

Kykmi claps at your performance.

You say (in common), 'Thank you'.

Kaira showers you with confetti!

Cordir shows her approval by clapping her hands together.

Kaira showers you with confetti!

Chylder claps at your performance.

Catamount gives a round of applause.

Chylder says (in common), 'Wonderful!'.

Wylin draws a cold, frosty beer for you.

Chylder smiles happily.

Kykmi gives you the long scroll.

Wylin drinks the last drop from his mugs, looks puzzled, and disappears instantly.

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