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(This log is from Stafir's point of view and was originally posted to the TFC forums. It's been edited a little to remove some spam.)

You say (in common), 'Ladies and Gentlemen!'.

You say (in common), 'thank you for joining me tonight'.

Anima shows his approval by clapping his hands together.

Belsambar says (in common), 'Boo....uhhh....I meeann....Yayyyyy!!!'.

Belsambar shows his approval by clapping his hands together.

You say (in common), 'Once again, I have uncovered some ancient texts, which have been converted into a different song in recent years'.

Belsambar raises an eyebrow.

You say (in common), 'You may know the song as 'Girls', by the Beastie Boys'.

Anima says (in common), 'yeah its a good one'.

Anima says (in common), 'you have to dance to'.

You say (in common), 'however, the original song was written by a man who was folically challenged, and it goes a little something like this:'.

Eldric says (in common), 'I listened to that song on my way home from work tonight!'.

Stafir draws a box in the air, which slowly materializes into a xylophone.

Stafir starts drumming a simple tune on his newly created instrument.

Stafir sings, "Curls,

Stafir sings, "All I really want is curls.

Stafir sings, "And in the morning it's curls.

Stafir sings, "Cause in the evening it's curls.

Stafir sings, "I like how they feel when you shake 'em.

Stafir sings, "And how they look when you awaken.

Stafir sings, "And they always make me smile.

Stafir sings, "From Tier S'halen to the Isle.

Stafir sings, "Back in the day.

Stafir sings, "I had no hair and no toupee.

Stafir sings, "My hairpiece simply would not stay.

Stafir sings, "It would fall off when I would play.

Stafir sings, "I asked a Mage for help and he said "Nay"

Stafir sings, "I did not think that was ok.

Stafir sings, "So I thought I'd make him pay.

Stafir sings, "He took a walk down to the bay.

Stafir sings, "I heard him say,

Stafir sings, " "That bald guy looked just like a stray"

Stafir sings, "I took him out - he said, "No way!"

Stafir sings, "and Teleported out with no delay.

Eldric shows his approval by clapping his hands together.

Belsambar chuckles, evidently amused.

Stafir pauses briefly for breath and continues hammering the xylophone.

Belsambar says (in common), 'clever'.

Anima shows his approval by clapping his hands together.

Stafir sings, "I heard he moved real far away.

Stafir sings, "That was two years ago this May.

Stafir sings, "I seen him just the other day.

Anima says (in common), 'very'.

Stafir sings, "Sporting an afro to my dismay.

Stafir sings, "curls - when I do dishes.

Stafir sings, "curls - or clean up my room.

Stafir sings, "curls - or do the laundry.

Stafir sings, "curls - and in the bathroom.

Stafir sings, "curls - that's all I really want is curls.

Stafir sings, "Down to my shoulders - I want curls.

Stafir sings, "Not just wavey - I want curls.

Stafir sings, "I ought to whip out my - curls, curls, curls, curls, curls!

Stafir bows suavely.

You say (in common), 'Thank you!'.

Anima says (in common), 'very good'.

Anima cheers you on, confident that you will win.

You say (in common), 'Thank you very much'.

Anima gives you 2000 gold.

You say (in common), 'Enjoy your evening, I will be back next week'.

Verilak stands up.

Stafir bows suavely.

Verilak smiles happily.

Belsambar stands up.

Verilak bows deeply.

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