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(lot is from stafir's point of view, and was edited to reduce spam)
You say (in common), 'good evening, Ladies and Gentlemen!'.

You say (in common), 'thank you for joining me here tonight'.
 
Ziggy is so excited that she cheers just for the hell of it.

Kaira shows her approval by clapping her hands together.

Kaira says (in common), 'The pleasure is ours'.

Kaira grins evilly.

Ziggy winks at Kaira.

You say (in common), 'Tonight's performance is the result of my many 
travels, the few times I actually survived a trip through the vortex'.

glare orpik
You glare icily at him.

Kaira laughs.

Anima nods in recognition to you.

Ziggy hiccups loudly. Maybe she had too much to drink?

Anima comforts Ziggy.

Anima stands up.

Ziggy tweaks Anima's nose.

You say (in common), 'I have studied the customs of many different races
over the years, and in particular, their dances'.

You say (in common), 'Based on this, I have come up with a new dance, a 
collection of steps from the various races, put together, and it looks a 
little like this:'.

 Stafir steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips.

 Stafir bends forwards.
 
 Stafir turns a quarter turn.

 Stafir claps his hands.

You say (in common), 'now, all together, it looks like this:'.

 Stafir steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

You say (in common), 'Now, what I want y'all to do is follow these steps'.

You say (in common), '[ooc: just copy and paste it into an emote, add a comma 
in front if you will]'.

You say (in common), 'I will do this one more time, and then repeat!'.

 Kaira , steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

 Stafir steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

Kaira says (in common), 'oops'.

Kaira says (in common), 'sorry I caught on quick'.

You say (in common), 'nice, Kaira!'.

Kaira shows her approval by clapping her hands together.

Kaira shows her approval by clapping her hands together.

Kaira wiggles her bottom.

  You say (in common), 'now the rest!'.

Kaira nudges Orpik impatiently.

 Anima steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards,
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

Kaira says (in common), 'Don't think orpik dances'.

You say (in common), 'excellent, we're getting there!'.

A little grey mouse arrives from the east.

You say (in common), '2 is enough!'.

A little grey mouse steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends 
forwards, turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

Sai raises an eyebrow.

Kaira giggles.

A little grey mouse leaves east.

You say (in common), 'allrighty then. I call this dance...'.

You say (in common), 'The Eclectic Glide!'.

Kaira giggles.

Kaira giggles.

 Sai isn't one for dancing.

 Stafir summons a background singer.

 Sai would rather be at home sipping tea.

 Stafir summons a background singer.

 Stafir sings o/~ It's Eclectic!

 Stafir sings o/~ You can't see it.

 Stafir's background singers exclaim "It's Eclectic!"

 Stafir sings o/~ You have to feel it.

 Stafir's background singers exclaim "It's Eclectic!"

 Stafir sings o/~ Ooh, it's shaking.

 Stafir's background singers exclaim "It's Eclectic!"

You say (in common), 'here we go!'.

 Stafir steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

 Kaira steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

Kaira shows her approval by clapping her hands together.

 Anima steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

 Stafir steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

 Anima steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

Ziggy gasps in astonishment.

 Stafir sings o/~ You gotta know it.

 Stafir's background singers exclaim "It's Eclectic! Boogie woogie, woogie!"

 Stafir sings o/~ Now you can't hold it.

 Stafir's background singers exclaim "It's Eclectic! Boogie woogie, woogie!"

 Kaira dances to the music: steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, 
 then bends forwards, turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

 Stafir sings o/~ But you know it's there,

Kaira sweeps Orpik into a romantic waltz.

 Stafir sings Yeah here there everywhere.

 Anima steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

You say (in common), 'and now everybody!'.

 Kaira steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

 Anima steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

 Stafir steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

Kaira sweeps you into a romantic waltz.

Kaira sweeps Anima into a romantic waltz.

Anima sweeps Ziggy into a romantic waltz.

Anima smiles happily.

 Stafir sings o/~ I've got to move,

 Stafir sings o/~ I'm going on a party ride.

 Stafir sings o/~ I've got to groove, groove, groove,

 Stafir sings o/~ And from this music.

 Stafir sings o/~ I just can't hide.

You say (in common), 'look alive, people!'.

 Anima steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

 Stafir steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

 Stafir sings o/~ Are you coming with me?

 Kaira steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

 Stafir sings o/~ Come let me take you on a party ride.

 Anima steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

Kaira pokes you in the ribs.

 Stafir sings o/~ I'll teach you the Eclectic Glide.

Kaira says (in common), 'Family mud'.

Kaira says (in common), ':P'.

Ziggy gets a pipeweed bread from bag made from janitor hide.

Ziggy eats a pipeweed bread.

 Kaira steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

 Anima steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

Anima sweeps Kaira into a romantic waltz.

Kaira grins evilly.

You grin mischievously.

You say (in common), 'I've seen rock golems dance better than you folks!'.

 Anima steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

 Anima steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

 Kaira steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

 Kaira steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

 Kaira steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

 Stafir steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

Kaira dances a pas-de-une.

Kaira dances a pas-de-une.

Kaira dances a pas-de-une.

 Anima steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

 Kaira steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

Anima tries to break dance, but nearly breaks his neck!

 Kaira steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

 Stafir sings o/~ Some say it's mystic.

 Stafir's background singers exclaim "It's Eclectic! Boogie woogie, woogie"
 
 Stafir sings o/~ You have to noresist it.

 Kaira steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

 Kaira steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

 Stafir's background singers exclaim "It's Eclectic! Boogie woogie, woogie"

 Stafir sings o/~ You can't do without it.

Anima yells (in common), 'Boogie'.

 Kaira does the Ecletic slide with Stafir.

 Stafir's background singers exclaim "It's Eclectic! Boogie woogie, woogie"

 Kaira steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

 Anima steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

You say (in common), 'now glide it like you mean it!'.

 Stafir steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

 Anima steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

 Kaira steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

 Kaira steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

 Anima steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

 Kaira steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

 Anima steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

 Stafir sings o/~ Don't want to lose it.

 Stafir's background singers exclaim "It's Eclectic! Boogie woogie, woogie"

 Anima steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

 Kaira steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

 Stafir sings o/~ But you can't choose it.

 Kaira steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

 Anima steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

 Kaira steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

 Anima steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

 Stafir's background singers exclaim "It's Eclectic! Boogie woogie, woogie"

 Stafir sings o/~ Even if you are an Elf,

 Stafir sings o/~ Sometimes you have to lose yourself.

 Anima steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

 Stafir steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

 Stafir pulls a horn out of his egg casing and starts to blow a funky 
 musical interlude.

 Anima steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

 Stafir puts his horn back into this egg casing, looking slightly out of 
 breath.

 Stafir sings o/~ I've got to move,

 Anima steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

 Stafir sings o/~ Come let me take you on a party ride.

Jeska gossips (in elven), 'tus!'.

 Stafir sings o/~ And I'll teach you, teach you, teach you.

 Stafir sings o/~ I'll teach you the Eclectic Glide.

Tucket gossips (in elven), 'vpuve yvu itc,'.

 Stafir pulls a horn out of his egg casing and starts to blow a funky 
 musical interlude.

 Anima steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

 Anima steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

 Stafir puts his horn back into this egg casing, face slightly purple now.

 Stafir sings o/~ The Wood is so Mystic.

 Stafir's background singers exclaim "It's Eclectic! Boogie woogie, woogie"

 Stafir sings o/~ You can't escape it.

 Stafir's background singers exclaim "It's Eclectic! Boogie woogie, woogie"

 Kaira steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

 Anima steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

 Stafir sings o/~ You need to stick with it.

 Stafir's background singers exclaim "It's Eclectic! Boogie woogie, woogie"

You say (in common), 'and now one more time, all together!'.

 Anima steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

 Stafir steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

 Anima steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

 Stafir sings o/~ Don't want to lose it.

 Anima steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

 Stafir's background singers exclaim "It's Eclectic! Boogie woogie, woogie"

 Stafir sings o/~ But you can't choose it.

 Stafir's background singers exclaim "It's Eclectic! Boogie woogie, woogie"

 Anima steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

 Stafir sings o/~ And if you are a Gnome,

 Stafir sings o/~ Then you'll have to do it at home.

Kaira tries to break dance, but nearly breaks her neck!

Anima laughs at Kaira mercilessly.

 Stafir steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

 Anima steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

 Stafir steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

 Kaira steps backwards, bending slightly at the hips, then bends forwards, 
 turns a quarter-turn and claps his hands.

You say (in common), 'Thank you!'.

You say (in common), 'you guys were great :)'.

 Stafir bows suavely.

Anima smiles at you.

Anima stands up.

Anima bows deeply.

You say (in common), 'I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did'.

Kaira shows her approval by clapping her hands together.

Anima says (in common), 'thanks for the show but now i need food'.

Kaira says (in common), 'I certainly did'.

Anima bows deeply.

You smile happily.

Kaira stands up.

Anima says (in common), 'it was good'.
  
Kaira gives you 10000 gold.

Kaira says (in common), 'a present'.

Kaira says (in common), 'Thank you for the entertainment'.

 Stafir bows suavely.

Anima gives you 1000 gold.

Kaira smiles happily.

You say (in common), 'thank you very much'.

You say (in common), 'any time'.

Kaira curtseys gracefully.

Anima bows deeply.

Kaira hugs you.

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