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Coleman creates : THE MIRTHING LINK!


Log created on 5/4/04 by Cordir.
Abe prays, 'Coleman's looking for you.'
>GS Coleman
Coleman tells you, '*grin*'.
Coleman tells you, 'I'm going to ordain Schwartz, thought you might like to be present'.
You [GS] tell Coleman, 'hell yes!'.
Coleman's Temple
[Exits: east]
(Purple Aura) The Altar of Coleman stands in the center of the temple.
(Intense Light Purple Aura) Coleman is here.
You grin mischievously.
Coleman tells you, '*grin* it will be in my temple'.
Coleman bows before you.
You say, 'may Fate enter?'.
5 players.
Aar [ Wa:18 Sh:20 Th:11 ] Deyanira used to know the way *Fate* -Ghazzie-
Hum [ Ra:30 Sh:30 Th:30 ] Aster: the fearsome light bloo. Fate
Aar [ Wa:21 Sh:23 ] Fury Last Leader of the Nidean Force *Fate* *Karma
Elf [ Ma:25 Ra:26 Th:23 ] Isolas Starleaf, Captain of Longship. Fate. *Erian*
Hum [ Ra:30 Cl:30 Th:30 ] Abe Stormreaver: Musk Ox of Fate
Time:
It is 3pm on Kelir the 14th, the month of the Deities' Wrath, in the year 2652.
TFC started up at Tue May 4 07:33:02 2004 \ The system time is Tue May 4 19:05:39 2004
Coleman says, 'sure'.
Coleman says, 'it's going to be an 'unceremony''.
You ftell, 'There's a special event we're welcome to attend.'.
You ftell, 'Can't say who or what.'.
You ftell, 'who wants in.'.
(Various folks are summoned, which takes quite a bit... then they all sit around and wait for Schwartz to show up.)
Coleman says, 'they're making a beer run'.
Coleman says, 'or something like that'.
You grin mischievously.
You nod.
Isolas says (in elven), 'Pasta time for beer, Coleman!'.
Coleman says, 'you going to log this?'.
Isolas says (in elven), 'Bahahaha...uhhh....'.
You say, 'of course.'.
Coleman pats Isolas on his back.
Coleman says, 'a little late, but good'.
Isolas looks around... glares.
Coleman says, 'I can't do this until I get back to max mana'.
Coleman says, 'Schwartz had me cast imp invis on him and I wasn't thinking :)'.
Isolas is starting to get a good idea here..
You say, 'remove an item'.
You say, 'and you're at full'.
Coleman says, 'ahhh'.
Coleman says, 'that's why she's around'.
Coleman says, 'so much more knowledgable'.
Isolas says (in elven), 'Coleman... let's think about this.'.
You grin mischievously.
Isolas says (in elven), 'There are other ways!'.
Coleman chuckles, evidently amused.
Coleman says, 'I'm not really into thining'.
Coleman says, 'or thinking'.
Coleman gossips, 'evening, Darkclas'.
Coleman gossips, 'claw, claw'.
Isolas gossips (in elven), 'He's not thining tonight. Forgive him.'.
DarkClaw gossips (in common), '*snicker* G'd eve, Coleman.'.
DarkClaw gossips (in common), 'Coleman?...Think?!?'.
Isolas gossips (in elven), '*shake* Thin.'.
DarkClaw gossips (in common), '*ducks*'.
** (a bit of chatter, spellcasting, and food snipped) **
Coleman says, 'thanks all for coming for this barely momentous occasion'.
Deyanira says (in common), 'My pleasure, I just wish I knew what it was.'.
Coleman says, 'that makes two of us'.
Isolas says (in elven), 'Coleman's being promoted to Implementor.'.
Isolas nods.
Isolas nods.
Coleman says, 'I have to think up something though, don't I?'.
### Schwartz has connected.
1 player.
Hum [ Ra:30 Cl:30 ] Schwartz mirthmirthmirthltwfmirthmirtht2mqfcmirthmirth
time:
It is midnight on Zoardryn the 15th, the month of the Deities' Wrath, in the year 2652.
TFC started up at Tue May 4 07:33:02 2004 \ The system time is Tue May 4 19:11:54 2004
You tell Schwartz, ':-)'.
Coleman says, 'heh'.
Coleman says, 'feel free to look around'.
DarkClaw arrives from the east.
DarkClaw smiles happily.
Coleman beams a smile at DarkClaw.
DarkClaw hugs Coleman.
DarkClaw hugs Deyanira.
DarkClaw hugs Isolas.
Deyanira hugs DarkClaw.
Deyanira grins mischievously.
Coleman says, 'we are waiting for Schwartz and Hiro to return to the temple'.
Coleman tells you, 'bring Fury in here too if you don't mind'.
> c sum fury
Fury arrives suddenly.
DarkClaw says (in common), 'See Zero's title?...My idea.'.
DarkClaw snickers softly.
Coleman snickers with Fury about their shared secret.
DarkClaw hugs Fury.
Deyanira hugs Fury.
Fury snickers softly.
Deyanira squeezes Fury fondly.
Deyanira cuddles Fury.
Fury hugs Deyanira.
Coleman tells you, 'Schwartz is lost ;)'.
Fury purrs contentedly in Deyanira's lap.
Isolas says (in elven), 'I think if I were still in Dark, it woulda been 'Zero to guild in 2.8 seconds'.'.
Coleman says, 'what do you mean 'if you were still in the dark'?'.
Isolas says (in elven), 'Want me to darken for this whole gathering?'.
Isolas says (in elven), 'Then we could be.'.
Fury says (in common), 'Coleman!'.
Coleman says, 'that wouldn't be my first choice'.
Fury hugs Coleman.
Coleman beams a smile at Fury.
Isolas says (in elven), 'Coleman ain't here, man.'.
Coleman says, 'surprised to see me in my temple?'.
Isolas looks at Coleman.
Coleman says, 'well, at least I don't have to worry about getting mana back'.
(Conversation about Coven & Hunt snipped)
Isolas says (in elven), 'What happened to all the good restrings?'.
Coleman says, 'I lost them in when I unretired'.
Isolas says (in elven), 'Right to Bare Arms?'.
Isolas says (in elven), 'Coleman, is there going to be a house band for this event?'.
Isolas says (in elven), 'or a DJ service or something?'.
Coleman says, 'Isolas, I thought you could sing'.
Isolas says (in elven), 'Only on ftell until told to stop.'.
Isolas says (in elven), 'And only one song, over and over.'.
DarkClaw says (in common), 'Bring in Rhapsody.'.
Isolas looks around.
Fury hugs Isolas.
Isolas looks around.
Coleman patiently twiddles his thumbs.
Fury says (in common), 'I love the Temple'.
Coleman thanks Fury heartily.
Deyanira nods in recognition to Fury.
Isolas sprawls out on the couch.
Deyanira bounces on Isolas.
DarkClaw says (in common), '### [Morphius tells Daisy (in common), 'tell them im not in hunt im gonna trick them and make em scared :P']'.
Fury says (in common), 'Over 100 Million Id's'.
Isolas oofs.
DarkClaw smirks.
Coleman says, 'heh, I got that one too'.
Coleman says, 'I was the ID machine'.
Isolas gasps in astonishment.
Isolas says (in elven), 'The event is going to be Boromir hitting 50!'.
DarkClaw flips head over heels.
Coleman says, 'I know by now you're all wondering 'why did I get summoned here when nothing's going on?'.
> c sum boromir
Boromir arrives suddenly.
### Schwartz has reconnected.
1 player.
Hum [ Ra:30 Cl:30 ] Schwartz mirthmirthmirthltwfmirthmirtht2mqfcmirthmirth
>time
It is 11am on Zoardryn the 15th, the month of the Deities' Wrath, in the year 2652.
TFC started up at Tue May 4 07:33:02 2004 \ The system time is Tue May 4 19:20:25 2004
Grantsight set for Schwartz.
Coleman's Temple
[Exits: east]
You enter the sacred area of Coleman's temple. At once your mood improves
and a smile crosses your face. You get a feeling of peace, like this would
be a fun place to just hang out. There are some recliners and a long couch
in the middle of the room, and near it an elaborate altar. Various objects
line the walls.
(Purple Aura) The Altar of Coleman stands in the center of the temple.
(Light Cyan Aura) Boromir is here.
(Light Cyan Aura) Fury is here.
DarkClaw is here.
(Hide) (Light Cyan Aura) Abe is here.
(Light Cyan Aura) Deyanira is here.
(Light Cyan Aura) Isolas is here.
(Intense Light Purple Aura) Coleman is here.
You [GS] tell Schwartz, ':-)'.
You grin mischievously.
Fury snickers softly.
Fury says (in common), 'I like it.'.
Coleman beams a smile at Boromir.
Boromir bows before Coleman.
DarkClaw hugs Boromir.
Boromir hugs DarkClaw.
Boromir says (in common), 'Good Evening Lord Coleman'.
Boromir bows deeply.
DarkClaw says (in common), 'We just thought it was a party.'.
DarkClaw grins wickedly at Coleman.
Deyanira hugs Boromir.
Boromir hugs Deyanira.
Coleman says, 'to be honest, I was hoping for a bit more organization from my followers'.
Coleman beams a smile at DarkClaw.
You grin mischievously.
Deyanira looks at you.
Deyanira faints, falling into a heap on the ground.
You say, 'They're "Mirth"... not "Organization"'.
Coleman says, 'Mirthdirected'.
Fury snickers softly.
Deyanira looks at Fury.
Deyanira bounces around.
Deyanira looks at Boromir.
> Kethran arrives suddenly.
Coleman says, 'Mirthinformed'.
Kethran bows deeply.
Kethran hugs DarkClaw.
Deyanira looks at you.
Deyanira faints, falling into a heap on the ground.
You raise your eyebrow.
You say, 'why do you keep staring at me, Deyanira?'.
Deyanira coughs lightly and lowers her eyes to the floor, scuffing it with one talon.
Deyanira blushes.
Deyanira blushes.
DarkClaw says (in common), 'OOC: OMG, they're showing Styx on the TV...talk about going back some years.'.
DarkClaw laughs.
Deyanira isn't on her computer.
Fury comforts Deyanira.
Deyanira pouts.
You ponder the question.
You say, 'so where's Schwartz?'.
### Erian has connected.
> c sum erian
Erian arrives suddenly.
Deyanira giggles.
Coleman says, 'Styx and Stones may break my headphones, but the Who will never hurt me'.
Isolas kisses Erian passionately.
Erian raises an eyebrow.
Kethran prays, 'hopefully he's classing to cleric.'.
You [GS] tell Kethran, 'Check that with him.'.
You [GS] tell Kethran, 'he probably didn't think of it.'.
DarkClaw snickers with Coleman about their shared secret.
Erian is scared.
Erian whines annoyingly. Why don't you slap her?
DarkClaw hugs Erian.
Coleman beams a smile at Erian.
Coleman beams a smile at Kethran.
Isolas sighs loudly.
Erian says (in elven), 'whats goin on?'.
Isolas says (in elven), 'So do I get to sing soon or what?'.
Boromir ftells, 'overheard > Kethran tells Schwartz (in common), 'out doing the cleric thing right?''.
Erian says (in elven), 'uh oh...'.
Mystaya arrives from the east.
DarkClaw says (in common), 'Mystaya coming.'.
Mystaya bounces around.
DarkClaw is so excited that she cheers just for the hell of it.
DarkClaw hugs Mystaya.
Fury cringes away from Isolas in mortal terror.
Erian chuckles, evidently amused.
Erian hugs DarkClaw.
Erian hugs Coleman.
Coleman's Mirth ***STUPIFIES*** you!
Fury says (in common), 'no singing, please.'.
Erian blinks.
Mystaya is dumb.
Coleman beams a smile at Mystaya.
Mystaya blinks.
Mystaya hugs Coleman.
DarkClaw sings, "For those about to Mirth...we salute you!"
You grin mischievously.
Erian giggles.
Erian enthusiastically cheers DarkClaw to victory.
Mystaya shows her approval by clapping her hands together.
Isolas says (in elven), 'Is this a catered event...?'.
Erian kisses Isolas passionately.
Boromir says (in common), 'more like cratered'.
Isolas forgets about the catering.
Boromir grins mischievously.
Isolas kisses Erian passionately.
Fury says (in common), 'Were are the egg salad sandwiches?'.
Fury frowns.
Coleman says, 'if that's the catering, sign me up'.
Erian wants chocolate.
DarkClaw sighs loudly.
Mystaya giggles.
Erian ftells, 'hehehe'.
DarkClaw says (in common), 'Someone promised me blood.'.
Isolas draws his sword.
Erian grins mischievously.
Mystaya hands you a vial of blood.
Coleman throws DarkClaw a tick.
Kethran bows and says he shall return shortly.
Isolas says (in elven), 'there will be NONE of that catering for anyone else.'.
DarkClaw laughs.
Erian chuckles at Coleman's joke.
DarkClaw says (in common), 'Nasty!'.
Fury chuckles at Isolas's joke.
DarkClaw thanks Mystaya heartily.
Coleman says, 'this place has lots of ticks'.
Boromir prays, 'so what is going on? .. is schwartz doing somehting?'.
You [GS] tell Boromir, 'I cannot answer just yet'.
DarkClaw drinks blood from a vial of blood.
Mystaya says (in elven), 'yucky'.
> 8 players.
Elf [ Ma:20 Th:20 ] Erian: Ashen Moon Sweetheart! Fate. *Isolas*
Elf [ Th:29 Ra:30 Ma:30 ] Boromir Ambassador of Fate..Taoiseach *T2MQFC* =>7249
Elf [ Ebon Blade ] Kethran, The Mack Truck Blade of Fate.
Aar [ Wa:18 Sh:20 Th:11 ] Deyanira used to know the way *Fate* -Ghazzie-
Hum [ Ra:30 Sh:30 Th:30 ] Aster: the fearsome light bloo. Fate
Aar [ Wa:21 Sh:23 ] Fury Last Leader of the Nidean Force *Fate* *Karma
Elf [ Ma:25 Ra:26 Th:23 ] Isolas Starleaf, Captain of Longship. Fate. *Erian*
Hum [ Ra:30 Cl:30 Th:30 ] Abe Stormreaver: Musk Ox of Fate
DarkClaw licks her lips and smiles.
Coleman says, 'as a matter of fact, I'm waiting a bunch of them right now'.

DarkClaw winks at Mystaya.
You patiently twiddle your thumbs.
DarkClaw ponders what Coleman is talking about.
Erian groans at the sight of Coleman.
Coleman says, 'ticks'.
DarkClaw says (in common), 'The Tick lives here?!?'.
Coleman says, 'oh, never mind'.
Mystaya starts checking for ticks.
Boromir says (in common), 'brings new meaning to the words ticked off? :)'.
DarkClaw groans at the sight of Boromir.
Mystaya laughs.
DarkClaw pokes Boromir in the ribs.
Boromir pokes DarkClaw in the ribs.
Mystaya says (in elven), 'tick, get off'.
Erian pokes everyone.
Hiro arrives from the east.
Invis 72 652ma(731) NH HL >
Coleman says, 'I'm Robin Leech, and this is Lifestyles of the Rich and Mirtheous'.
Hiro sighs loudly.
Coleman beams a smile at Hiro.
DarkClaw is so excited that she cheers just for the hell of it.
Boromir sits by the beer keg just in case.
Mystaya says (in elven), 'very pastel in here'.
Hiro says (in common), 'ah'.
DarkClaw says (in common), 'There goes that Abe again.'.
Hiro says (in common), 'that would be mine'.
Coleman says, 'Hiro, everyone. Everyone, Hiro'.
Fury says (in common), 'Boromir, Youve drunk Keths right?'.
Boromir prays, 'schwartx ordained?'.
You [GS] tell Boromir, 'I cannot answer just yet'.
Boromir prays, ': )'.
DarkClaw gasps in astonishment.
DarkClaw says (in common), 'My Hiro!'.
DarkClaw showers Hiro with confetti!
Fury says (in common), 'Alexander Keiths?'.
Mystaya hugs Coleman.
Mystaya hugs Deyanira.
Mystaya hugs Hiro.
Mystaya hugs Erian.
Mystaya hugs Boromir.
Boromir hugs Mystaya.
Deyanira hugs Mystaya.
Mystaya hugs Fury.
Mystaya hugs Deyanira.
Kethran ftells, 'running to jill marking and portaling schwartz htere'.
Kethran ftells, 'we'll need to kill ox after though'.
Boromir ftells, 'okies'.
Fury ftells, 'Count me in Keth'.
Boromir ftells, 'I'd like to play as well'.
Mystaya hugs Isolas.
DarkClaw whispers to Mystaya, "You're my hero, but don't tell him that."
DarkClaw winks at Mystaya.
Mystaya winks at DarkClaw.
Hiro throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!
DarkClaw stares at the sky.
Mystaya whispers i wont say a word!
Coleman passes around hors d'ouevers.
Mystaya bounces onto Boromir's lap.
Mystaya says (in elven), 'lazy mage!'.
DarkClaw ftells, 'Myst, ya got any 5 dmg head slots?'.
Boromir laughs.
Boromir smirks at Mystaya's saying.
Mystaya ftell 'got a whole bag of 5dmg's, want ac would you like?'
Hiro says (in common), 'riiight'.
Solaron ftells, 'I've finally decided to try out this Fate thing.'
Deyanira says (in common), 'uhmmm okkkk'.
Hiro says (in common), 'keep thinking +5dams are a myth'.
DarkClaw ftells, '11'.
Fury laughs.
Fury laughs.
Fury laughs.
Fury laughs.
DarkClaw laughs.
Erian says (in elven), 'ROFL'.
Boromir laughs.
Mystaya says (in elven), 'hey i get fate ftells'.
Hiro says (in common), 'ugh'.
DarkClaw shows her approval by clapping her hands together.
Coleman grins mischievously.
Fury says (in common), 'Coleman...wow...'.
Mystaya giggles.
Isolas wet himself when he saw that.
You say, '.... not funny.'.
Erian chuckles, evidently amused.
Deyanira gasps in astonishment.
Mystaya says (in elven), 'should be used to that by now isolas'.
Hiro says (in common), 'you wet yourself?'.
Mystaya pokes Isolas in the ribs.
Coleman says, 'sorry'.
Erian blinks at Isolas, seemingly stunned.
Coleman bows before you.
Isolas says (in elven), 'Okay no.'.
Isolas says (in elven), 'But close.'.
### Schwartz is now a cleric.
Isolas says (in elven), 'Like when Beo and I used to xp and Kerri used to echo 'Solaron arrives from above.''.
DarkClaw snickers softly.
Isolas says (in elven), 'We'd recall and then realize there wasn't an up exit to begin with.'.
Mystaya nods.
Mystaya nods.
Mystaya laughs.
Schwartz arrives from the east.
Schwartz shows his approval by clapping his hands together.
Coleman enthusiastically cheers Schwartz to victory.
DarkClaw laughs.
You cheer enthusiastically at the way things are going.
Mystaya throws back her head and cackles with insane glee!
DarkClaw enthusiastically cheers Schwartz to victory.
DarkClaw hugs Schwartz.
Coleman says, 'our honored guest'.
Coleman's Temple
[Exits: east]
You enter the sacred area of Coleman's temple. At once your mood improves
and a smile crosses your face. You get a feeling of peace, like this would
be a fun place to just hang out. There are some recliners and a long couch
in the middle of the room, and near it an elaborate altar. Various objects
line the walls.
(Token magic) A magical spring flows from the ground here.
(Purple Aura) The Altar of Coleman stands in the center of the temple.
(Light Purple Aura) (White Aura) Schwartz is here.
(Intense Light Purple Aura) Coleman is here.
(Light Cyan Aura) Deyanira is here.
(Light Purple Aura) Hiro is here.
Mystaya is here.
(Light Cyan Aura) Erian is here.
(Light Cyan Aura) Boromir is here.
(Light Cyan Aura) Fury is here.
DarkClaw is here.
(Hide) (Light Cyan Aura) Abe is here.
(Light Cyan Aura) Isolas is here.
Deyanira laughs.
Erian is so excited that she cheers just for the hell of it.
Hiro enthusiastically cheers Schwartz to victory.
Schwartz says (in common), 'Sheesh, sorry for the delay'.
Kethran arrives suddenly.
Deyanira hugs Schwartz.
Hiro bows before Kethran.
Coleman says, 'alrighty then'.
Kethran mumbles sorry for the delay.
Mystaya hugs Schwartz.
Coleman says, 'everyone find a comfortable seat'.
Schwartz says (in common), 'One of my colleagues wanted to attack a musk ox'.
Hiro blushes.
Isolas says (in elven), 'I call the couch!'.
Isolas hops on and sprawls out.
Boromir sits near the beer keg.
Deyanira sits by Fury.
Coleman says, 'Erian, not on his lap please'.
Kethran looks at Schwartz.
Deyanira rests.
Coleman grins mischievously at Erian.
Isolas frowns.
Fury sits on the rug with Deyanira.
Erian sniffs sadly.
Fury rests.
Schwartz grins mischievously.
Coleman says, 'I meant Hiro'.
Fury squeezes Deyanira fondly.
Erian sits on the floor...
Schwartz pokes Hiro in the ribs.
Deyanira giggles.
DarkClaw sits on Hiro's lap.
An oversize musk ox arrives from the east.
DarkClaw stares at the sky.
Erian says (in elven), 'hey! why does DC get to?'.
Boromir sort of hides the beer keg.
Mystaya sprawls out on the floor.
Coleman chuckles, evidently amused.
Coleman pats an oversize musk ox on her back.
Isolas looks at an oversize musk ox.
Erian pokes DarkClaw in the ribs.
Schwartz hugs an oversize musk ox.
An oversize musk ox hugs Schwartz.
Fury looks at an oversize musk ox.
An oversize musk ox arrives from the east.
Mystaya laughs.
DarkClaw cackles gleefully at Erian.
Hiro says (in common), 'note to self'.
Hiro says (in common), 'consider before attacking'.
Coleman says, 'good, so we've got Babe and Abe'.
DarkClaw says (in common), 'Doesn't work for everyone.'.
DarkClaw smirks.
Schwartz winks at Hiro.
Hiro looks at an oversize musk ox.
Boromir says (in common), 'I remeber this ox'.
Deyanira giggles.
Deyanira looks at an oversize musk ox.
Boromir says (in common), 'it kicked my butt'.
Erian grins mischievously.
DarkClaw says (in common), 'Erian, you look good in white.'.
DarkClaw grins wickedly.
Boromir laughs.
Erian looks at Erian.
Mystaya says (in elven), 'was it blue?'.
Coleman says, 'let's get started, shall we?'.
Erian wiggles her bottom.
Hiro nods in recognition to Coleman.
DarkClaw looks at an oversize musk ox.
Kethran beams a smile at Coleman.
Fury nods.
DarkClaw says (in common), 'Anyone logging?'.
Schwartz utters the words, 'armor'.
Boromir gets out his keys.. ready to ' star your engines'
Coleman says, 'hope so'.
DarkClaw is.
Schwartz says (in common), 'I am'.
Coleman says, 'log now or forever hold your keys'.
(Assorted area spell messages, suicide death messages, mocking yells from Hunt, and other idiocies removed from log.)
Mystaya bounces around.
Mystaya says (in elven), 'when do you we get to do a toast'.
Erian nods at herself; she must be getting senile.
Boromir grins mischievously at Schwartz.
Fury snickers softly.
Schwartz chuckles, evidently amused.
Coleman tells you, 'purging this ox wouldn't be right, would it?'.
You [GS] tell Coleman, 'nope.'.
Coleman smiles happily.
Schwartz mutters something about the bean dip.
Coleman hangs a lei around the ox's neck.
Schwartz nods in recognition to Hiro.
Fury comforts Schwartz.
Erian giggles.
Isolas throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!
An oversize musk ox arrives from the east.
Mystaya laughs.
DarkClaw give a can of Bean-O to Schwartz.
Fury chuckles at Boromir's joke.
Coleman whispers to the ox 'We're roasting you after this is over, ya know.'
Coleman closes the door.
DarkClaw snickers with Coleman about their shared secret.
Fury laughs.
Erian snickers softly.
Boromir gives schwartz a 5 gollon bucket of beano.
Fury laughs.
Fury laughs.
Coleman says, 'okay'.
Isolas doesn't like gollons.
Mystaya says (in elven), 'nooo poor ox'.
Mystaya hugs an oversize musk ox.
An oversize musk ox hugs Mystaya.
Mystaya stands in front of it guarding it.
DarkClaw says (in common), 'Awww'.
Coleman shuffles through the mess on his Altar for his cheat sheet.
DarkClaw gasps in astonishment.
Hiro liberally covers an oversize ox with barbeque sauce.
Coleman grabs his notes and clears his throat.
DarkClaw says (in common), 'Coleman uses footnotes!'.
Abe snorts and huffs angrily.
Coleman chuckles, evidently amused.
Deyanira giggles at Abe's actions.
Erian says (in elven), 'wrong ox!'.
Mystaya grabs the sauce and squirts it on hiro.
Boromir thinks he'd be better off using written notes.
Schwartz says (in common), 'family show!'.
Coleman says, 'It has been a year now since I came out of retirement.'.
Schwartz pokes Mystaya in the ribs.
Hiro says (in common), 'ok so my aim is not so good'.
Fury laughs.
Mystaya raises an eyebrow.
Boromir nods in recognition to Coleman.
DarkClaw grins wickedly.
DarkClaw nods in recognition to Coleman.
Fury says (in common), 'We aim to please, you aim to please'.
Fury smiles happily.
Mystaya says (in elven), 'i said nothing un family'.
Mystaya pokes Schwartz in the ribs.
Coleman says, 'after six+ years away from the realm'.
Coleman says, 'I have returned home.'.
Boromir smirks at Coleman's saying.
Abe says (in common), 'My evil twin.'.
Abe points at an oversize musk ox accusingly.
An oversize musk ox points at Abe accusingly.
Coleman says, 'through all that time, there have been a few constants'.
Boromir thinks the other ox is better looking.
DarkClaw laughs at Boromir mercilessly.
Mystaya looks at an oversize musk ox.
Erian snickers with Boromir about their shared secret.
Boromir grins mischievously at Erian.
Coleman says, 'and a lot of idiots'.
Isolas beams.
Schwartz points at Isolas accusingly.
Deyanira laughs.
Isolas prepares to accept his award.
Schwartz giggles.
DarkClaw snickers softly.
Erian giggles.
Boromir is not surprised.
Deyanira laughs.
Fury enthusiastically cheers Isolas to victory.
Mystaya says (in elven), 'what do you expect going around stupifing us all'.
Coleman says, 'one who has been with me for nearly the entire ride is the one they call Schwartz'.
Coleman says, 'certainly never one to win any popularity contests...'.
Boromir nods in recognition to Coleman.
Coleman says, 'Schwartz nonetheless found a spot in my following, and, dare I say, in my heart'.
Erian claps at Schwartz's performance.
DarkClaw hands Coleman a tissue.
Schwartz sniffs sadly at the way Coleman is treating him.
Schwartz says (in common), 'ok wrong response'.
DarkClaw grins wickedly.
Erian chuckles, evidently amused.
Schwartz grins mischievously.
Mystaya is so excited that she cheers just for the hell of it.
Coleman says, 'I've gone an entire year without having an Ordained'.
Cordir had sorta wondered about that.
Coleman says, 'and I've come to realize that there really will be no other worthy candidates'.
Boromir smiles at himself.
Schwartz gasps in astonishment.
Schwartz faints, falling into a heap on the ground.
Erian nudges Schwartz impatiently.
Coleman says, 'well, really will be no worthy candidates'.
Coleman says, 'but I digress'.
DarkClaw grins wickedly.
Boromir grins mischievously at Coleman.
Schwartz stares at the sky.
Boromir ruffles Schwartz's hair playfully.
Erian grins mischievously at Schwartz.
Schwartz doesn't mind being second even if there's no first.
Hiro enthusiastically cheers Schwartz to victory.
Mystaya giggles at Schwartz's actions.
DarkClaw chuckles, evidently amused.
Coleman says, 'so tonight, it is time to bestow an honor on this man'.
Schwartz claps at Hiro's performance.
Schwartz says (in common), 'oh, me!'.
Schwartz blushes.
Erian giggles.
Boromir says (in common), 'a heart?'.
Hiro points at Schwartz accusingly.
Boromir says (in common), 'a brain?'.
Erian says (in elven), 'a brain?'.
Erian says (in elven), 'gah'.
Erian giggles.
Deyanira laughs.
Boromir says (in common), 'courage?'.
Boromir says (in common), 'red shoes?'.
Mystaya says (in elven), 'what is it, what is it?'.
Coleman says, 'but since I lost it gambling, I suppose Ordainment will have to suffice'.
Hiro throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!
Schwartz sighs loudly.
Erian throws back her head and cackles with insane glee!
You grin mischievously.
Boromir beams a smile at Schwartz.
Mystaya shows her approval by clapping her hands together.
Isolas puts the award safely in his saddlebag.
DarkClaw comforts Schwartz.
Coleman says, 'Schwartz...'.
Schwartz says (in common), 'I really wanted the ruby red shoes'.
Boromir enthusiastically cheers Schwartz to victory.
Deyanira laughs.
Erian chuckles, evidently amused.
Deyanira giggles at Isolas's actions.
Coleman says, 'are you willing to defend Mirth in all its forms, from all those who would force seriousness on this realm?'.
DarkClaw gets a pair of black bone dice from a saddlebag.
Erian giggles.
Schwartz gasps in astonishment.
Schwartz says (in common), 'seriousness?'.
Schwartz says (in common), 'that's a tall order, sir!'.
Erian grins mischievously.
Coleman says, 'lots of people picking Daisies'.
Boromir ftells, 'schwartz said sir?'.
Boromir gasps in astonishment.
Erian looks around.
Erian ftells, 'hehehehehe'.
Schwartz says (in common), 'can i consult with my cabinet?'.
Kethran sits down and thinks deeply.
Isolas prepares to be consulted.
Deyanira sighs loudly.
Deyanira laughs at Isolas mercilessly.
Boromir shows schwartz where the office is.
Erian spanks Isolas playfully.
Isolas jumps.
Kethran wonders who keeps interupting us with their death cries.....
Coleman watches Schwartz open the liquor cabinet.
DarkClaw always thought Isolas was made of wood.
Schwartz says (in common), 'oh wait, i lost that gambling too'.
Abe frowns at what an oversize musk ox did.
Erian giggles.
Deyanira giggles.
Erian ruffles an oversize musk ox's hair playfully.
An oversize musk ox ruffles Erian's hair playfully.
Boromir makes An oversize musk ox say 'what about me'.
Isolas says (in elven), 'I think the liquor cabinet was the REASON you lost everything gambling.'.
Coleman frowns as a typo will now be permanently attached in a log.
Kethran looks around at his new liquor cabinet.
Schwartz says (in common), 'ok sure, but everyone in attendance must laugh at and appreciate my humor'.
Boromir laughs at Schwartz mercilessly.
You shake your head.
You say, 'no typos exist in my logs.'.
DarkClaw will fix it.
DarkClaw winks at Coleman.
Coleman grins mischievously.
Erian laughs and appreciates Schwartzie's humor...
Boromir says (in common), 'they do on mine'.
Boromir laughs.
Kethran thanks Schwartz heartily.
Coleman says, 'wll thit's a grate peace of noose'.
You snicker softly.
Isolas throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!
You poke Coleman in the ribs.
Erian giggles.
Erian enthusiastically cheers Coleman to victory.
Coleman says, 'Schwartz...'.
Mystaya giggles.
Boromir says (in common), 'as the condemned man said .. no noose is good noose'.
Boromir laughs.
Schwartz says (in common), 'See, Isolas, this is how you influence them to follow your every deed'.
Schwartz bows to the room.
Isolas beams.
Abe spanks Schwartz playfully.
Erian stares dreamily at Isolas.
Schwartz licks Abe.
Isolas just heard his name, then some muttering.
DarkClaw says (in common), 'Isolas has been learning from YOU?!'.
DarkClaw says (in common), 'No wonder!'.
Coleman says, 'are you willing to preserve and promote the Pun, even against the forces of those that have sticks somewhere where only little is showing?'.
Schwartz says (in common), 'oops, wrong ox'.
Erian laughs.
Isolas snuggles up to Erian.
Schwartz says (in common), 'I will!'.
Deyanira laughs.
Schwartz struts proudly.
Cordir quickly checks herself over for sticks.
Coleman says, 'Schwartz...'.
Coleman says, 'will you continue to launder my socks as necessary?'.
Boromir thinks .. oh good .. more punishment has been ...ordained.
Schwartz groans loudly.
Schwartz says (in common), 'Can't Hiro do that?!?'.
DarkClaw laughs.
Erian picks the sticks out of her clothes.
Kethran says (in common), 'decline! '.
Hiro says (in common), 'laundry impaired'.
Coleman says, 'he doesn't stop sniffing them'.
Erian throws back her head and cackles with insane glee!
Schwartz winks at Hiro.
Boromir thinks schwartz has been declining for years.
Deyanira twitches nervously.
Schwartz says (in common), 'Well ok, but only so long as I'm training him to do it'.
Erian grins mischievously.
Schwartz hands Coleman the instruction manual.
Erian giggles.
Schwartz whistles a little tune to himself.
Coleman says, 'Let us dispense with any more formalities. It is time to forge a chain between our following and TFC, '.
Coleman says, 'an official mortal representative and defender of the Mirth'.
You smile happily.
Mystaya shows her approval by clapping her hands together.
DarkClaw is so excited that she cheers just for the hell of it.
Schwartz smiles happily.
Coleman says, 'I dub you...'.
Coleman says, 'the MIRTHING LINK'.
> cheer Schwartz
You cheer him on, confident in his abilities.
Boromir turns the manual rightside up.
You throw back your head and cackle with insane glee!
Hiro throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!
Schwartz laughs.
### Schwartz has advanced to level 1.
who Schwartz
1 player.
Hum [ Holy Advocate ] Schwartz mirthmirthmirthltwfmirthmirtht2mqfcmirthmirth
DarkClaw is so excited that she cheers just for the hell of it.
You throw back your head and cackle with insane glee!
Mystaya claps at Schwartz's performance.
Isolas chuckles, evidently amused.
You snicker softly.
Kethran enthusiastically cheers Schwartz to victory.
Schwartz breaks out a pair of pom-poms and cheers himself on.
Mystaya claps at Schwartz's performance.
Mystaya claps at Schwartz's performance.
Deyanira shows her approval by clapping her hands together.
Mystaya claps at Schwartz's performance.
Mystaya claps at Schwartz's performance.
Abe chuckles, evidently amused.
DarkClaw claps at Schwartz's performance.
You giggle.
Erian is so excited that she cheers just for the hell of it.
Mystaya hugs Schwartz.
Erian grins mischievously.
Boromir enthusiastically cheers Schwartz to victory.
You cheer Schwartz on, confident in his abilities.
Fury enthusiastically cheers Schwartz to victory.
Boromir enthusiastically cheers Schwartz to victory.
Deyanira showers Schwartz with confetti!
Schwartz bows deeply.
Boromir enthusiastically cheers Schwartz to victory.
Boromir enthusiastically cheers Schwartz to victory.
Boromir enthusiastically cheers Schwartz to victory.
Mystaya says (in elven), 'yay!'.
Kethran says (in common), 'Congratulations!'.
Schwartz thanks Coleman heartily.
Deyanira showers Schwartz with confetti!
Erian showers Schwartz with confetti!
You gossip, 'Hail and Congratulations, Schwartz, on your ORDAINMENT!!!!'.
DarkClaw says (in common), 'Congrats, Schwartz!!!'.
Deyanira hugs Schwartz.
Coleman bows before Schwartz.
Abe says (in common), 'level 1 saves. yay.'.
Isolas enthusiastically cheers Schwartz to victory.
Coleman reports: 200/200 hp -106/494 mana 200/200 mv 0 xp.
DarkClaw snickers softly.
Schwartz grins mischievously at Abe.
Rhapsody gossips (in elven), 'grats Schwartz!'.
DarkClaw comforts Coleman.
Coleman says, 'that's gonna take awhile'.
Kethran says (in common), 'Hail Schwartz, Ordained Mortal!'.
Fury snickers softly.
Boromir gossips (in common), 'GRATZ SCHWARTZ!!!'.
DarkClaw hugs Schwartz.
Hiro says (in common), 'hail'.
Dart gossips (in common), 'There goes the neighborhood.'.
Deyanira gossips (in common), 'Congratulations Schwartz'.
Kethran whispers to Schwartz "Welcome to the brotherhood"
Onixeph gossips (in common), 'Gratz!'.
Schwartz gossips (in common), 'indeed!'.
Mystaya hails schwartz.
DarkClaw gossips (in common), 'Hail, Schwartzinism!!!'.
Deyanira curtseys gracefully to Schwartz.
Isolas loses interest and moves on to find that liquor cabinet.
Mystaya draws a cold, frosty beer for Schwartz.
Hiro cackles gleefully at Isolas.
Fury laughs.
Boromir says *in a southern accent* ahh hail... schwartz!
Erian is so excited that she cheers just for the hell of it.
Deyanira pokes Boromir in the ribs.
Boromir pokes Deyanira in the ribs.
Deyanira pokes Boromir in the ribs.
Boromir pokes Deyanira in the ribs.
Mystaya laughs.
Schwartz gossips (in common), 'Thanks everyone. I'd reply to each but it's spam city over here... :)'.
Kethran supplies fresh water (spiked by Wylin)
Deyanira giggles.
Erian grins mischievously at Kethran.
Erian drinks water from a magical spring.
Erian drinks water from a magical spring.
Schwartz claps at Kethran's performance.
Kethran grins mischievously.
Boromir gets the can opener out.
Fury Poours beer for all@
Erian shows her approval by clapping her hands together.
Fury draws a cold, frosty beer for Deyanira.
Erian rests.
Isolas says (in elven), 'Wait, wasn't I getting a medal or ribbon or certificate or something?'.
Fury draws a cold, frosty beer for Isolas.
Mystaya jumps into the spiked spring.
Isolas says (in elven), 'I thought that was where this was all headed.'.
> c sanc isolas
Isolas is surrounded by a white aura.
> c rift isolas
Coleman gives a load of socks to Isolas.
Your soul rift *** ANNIHILATES *** Isolas!
Erian is so excited that she cheers just for the hell of it.
Schwartz claps at your performance.
Isolas says (in elven), 'OWWWWWWWWW.'.
Erian laughs.
Coleman chuckles, evidently amused.
You say, 'You get a rift and you LIKE it.'.
Kethran smirks.
Fury laughs.
Fury laughs.
Hiro checks on Isolas's health.
Erian checks on Isolas's health.
Mystaya says (in elven), 'yay rift'.
Boromir says (in common), 'one more time just in case '.
Erian snickers softly.
Deyanira gasps in astonishment.
Boromir grins mischievously.
Mystaya says (in elven), 'do me...'.
Isolas grits his teeth.
Fury laughs.
Isolas says (in elven), 'THANK YOU VERY MUCH'.
Erian hugs you.
Fury laughs.
Erian grins mischievously.
You say, 'You're welcome.'.
Deyanira hides behind Fury.
Coleman's Temple
[Exits: east]
You enter the sacred area of Coleman's temple. At once your mood improves
and a smile crosses your face. You get a feeling of peace, like this would
be a fun place to just hang out. There are some recliners and a long couch
in the middle of the room, and near it an elaborate altar. Various objects
line the walls.
(Token magic) A magical spring flows from the ground here.
(Purple Aura) The Altar of Coleman stands in the center of the temple.
An oversize musk ox snorts and huffs angrily.
(Light Cyan Aura) Abe is here.
(Invis) (Light Cyan Aura) Kethran is here.
(Light Purple Aura) Schwartz is here.
(Intense Light Purple Aura) Coleman is here.
(Light Cyan Aura) Deyanira is here.
(Invis) (Light Purple Aura) Hiro is here.
Mystaya is here.
(Invis) (Light Cyan Aura) Erian is resting here.
(Invis) (Light Cyan Aura) Boromir is here.
(Light Cyan Aura) Fury is resting here.
DarkClaw is here.
(Light Cyan Aura) (White Aura) Isolas is here.
Coleman says, 'Mystaya you should never say that phrase in front of Hiro'.
Fury enthusiastically cheers Isolas to victory.
Schwartz checks on Isolas's health.
Boromir bows before you.
Erian grins mischievously.
Abe points at an oversize musk ox accusingly.
Mystaya says (in elven), 'always twisting my words arounds'.
Mystaya rolls her eyes.
Kethran says (in common), 'Ok, we killing that thing now, or what? Abe's musky enough for me'.
Hiro says (in common), 'damn wheres the leer social?'.
Schwartz says (in common), 'Ok thanks everyone, sorry it's really flyin by right now'.
Abe says (in common), 'who's is it'.
Kethran points at Schwartz accusingly.
Hiro says (in common), 'mine'.
Hiro says (in common), 'and his'.
Schwartz grins mischievously at Abe.
Abe says (in common), 'fol'.
Schwartz says (in common), 'Hiro fled before me'.
Hiro shrugs.
Schwartz says (in common), 'Thanks, everyone, for coming'.
Erian hugs Schwartz.
Erian hugs Schwartz.
Boromir bows before Schwartz.
DarkClaw beams a smile at Schwartz.
Deyanira curtseys gracefully to Schwartz.
Mystaya bounces onto Schwartz's lap.
Deyanira beams a smile at Schwartz.
Coleman says, 'thank you all for being present here this evening'.
Schwartz says (in common), 'Its been a long time, Fate helped me get here and I really appreciate it'.
> smile coleman
You smile at him.
DarkClaw nods in recognition to Coleman.
You say, 'our pleasure'.
Fury bows before Coleman.
DarkClaw says (in common), 'Wouldn't miss it.'.
DarkClaw smiles happily.
Erian grins mischievously.
Deyanira hugs Schwartz.
Coleman says, 'thank you particularly to Cordir'.
Kethran joins Abe's group.
You say, 'We miss ya, Schwartz.'.
Schwartz hugs you.
Fury says (in common), 'I feel honoured :)'.
Kethran nods in recognition to you.
Erian shows her approval by clapping her hands together.
Coleman bows before you.
You say, 'And we were honored for the time you were among us.'.
Schwartz says (in common), 'I aint goin anywhere, Cordir'.
Schwartz giggles.
You sniff sadly. *SNIFF*
Coleman says, 'and now!'.
DarkClaw laughs.
Coleman says, 'My retirement party begins!'.
Boromir laughs.
Isolas is so excited that he cheers just for the hell of it.
Fury laughs.
DarkClaw says (in common), 'Heh'.
You faint.
*thud*
Deyanira pouts.
Fury enthusiastically cheers Coleman to victory.
Abe smirks.
Schwartz is so excited that he cheers just for the hell of it.
Schwartz giggles.
Schwartz claps at Coleman's performance.
Coleman grins mischievously.
DarkClaw says (in common), 'Er...sure, what the hell?'.
You say, 'Coleman, you're a BAD MAN.'.
Mystaya joins Abe's group.
Coleman hugs you.
Mystaya says (in elven), 'no more retirement'.
Schwartz nods in recognition to Mystaya.
Coleman says, 'wouldn't that be a kick in the pants? Shortest ordainment ever'.
Mystaya sniffs sadly.
You ponder the question.
Isolas says (in elven), 'I'd be forced to giggle.'.
You say, 'it would suck diseased monkey butt.'.
Coleman thinks to himself, "I wonder how well an ordained can handle a rift?"
An oversize musk ox sighs loudly.
An oversize musk ox says, 'My prey is gone!!'.
An oversize musk ox prays for transportation home.
An oversize musk ox is consumed in a cloud of black smoke.
Coleman tells you, 'laughing out loud here at home..diseased monkey butt'.
Abe rolls his eyes.
Kethran sighs loudly.
Boromir laughs.
Coleman laughs.
Kethran says (in common), 'Schwartz, don't hide'.
Kethran says (in common), 'or go invis'.
Erian raises an eyebrow.
Mystaya says (in elven), 'who scared it away'.
Schwartz says (in common), 'i didn't do it on purpose'.
Kethran says (in common), 'vis, Schwartzie'.
Schwartz grins mischievously.
Deyanira looks at Schwartz.
Abe ftells, 'where is 1u1e from here'.
Boromir says (in common), 'its his nature'.
Boromir grins mischievously.
Hiro says (in common), 'aaah schwartzs ox'.
Hiro says (in common), 'not mine'.
Mystaya laughs.
Coleman says, 'it was by ox-cident'.
DarkClaw groans loudly.
Hiro says (in common), 'not sure how that happened'.
Deyanira laughs.
Boromir says (in common), 'a bunch a bull if you ask me'.
Boromir grins mischievously.
Kethran says (in common), 'it'll be back'.
Erian says (in elven), 'rofl'.
DarkClaw laughs.
Kethran says (in common), 'just stay vis, Schwartz.'.
You say, 'I"m going to have a cow if you don't stop.'.
Isolas sits down and thinks deeply.
Coleman says, 'did you see its feet? Huge Bunyans'.
(Those attending the Ordainment group up and slay the musk ox with little difficulty... and here the log ends.)

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