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3 players.
Hum [ Triat Weaver ] Cordir is in the shower. (afk) *Fate* <Inv 72>
Elf [ Demigod ] Vorax, Proprietor of The Sanitarium

Someone says, 'wEEKENd!'.

It is 10am on Kelir the 4th, the month of the Shallow Graves, in the year 2645.
TFC started up at Thu Mar 25 14:42:18 2004 \ The system time is Fri Mar 26 16:01:35 2004

Someone says, 'yay!'.

You cheer enthusiastically at the way things are going.

The Chat Room
[Exits: none]
You are in a spacious hall. Well-worn overstuffed black leather
couches against the walls match the armchairs that circle the fountain
in the center of the room. Plump dark red, blue and purple cushions on
the seating and a warmly glowing sphere of light floating near the
ceiling lend a cozy element to the timeless atmosphere of this doorless
A small white fountain gushes forth here.
(Invis 72) (Intense Dark Red Aura) Khore is here.

You hug him.
You say, 'how goes it?'.

Khore hugs you.
Khore says, 'You gave me two exclamation points, you horrible girl.'.
Khore says, 'Good, I'm glad it's the weekend :)'.

(There's some conversation on imm channels about some various things including titles.)

4 players.
Dwa [ Retired ] Tynian the Dwarf (mostly AFW/K)
Hum [ Triat Weaver ] Cordir: Lady Fate. Abe. T2MQ. -channels. <Inv 70>
Elf [ Demigod ] Vorax, Proprietor of The Sanitarium
Hel [ Retired ] Khore rules the kingdom of the Void. Population: 1. <Inv 72>

You gossip, 'Greetings, Lord Tynian!!'.

Noctus gossips (in common), 'Hey Lord Tynian :)'.

Belsambar gossips (in common), 'Heh...retired?'.

Khore says, 'He's on to you :)'.

Berateus gossips (in common), 'Tynian's been goign through a midlife crisis'.

Noctus gossips (in common), '*grin* I've heard rumours of Lord Tynian being voted away because of the changes in MG and the removal of teleport and recall'.

You say, 'I think people read waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much into my punctuation'.

Noctus gossips (in common), 'Apparantly the mob revolted'.

You say, 'especially when i'm having a bad carpal day'.

Khore says, 'Your terse hello with period is legendary'.
Khore says, 'Hello.'.

Belsambar gossips (in common), 'See, I actually thought that was a good idea, lol'.
Belsambar gossips (in common), 'then again, I'm a suicide mage'.

You giggle.
You say, 'or, worse, Hi.'.

Noctus gossips (in common), '*grin* It is'.

Belsambar gossips (in common), 'and you're a suicide cleric'.
Belsambar gossips (in common), 'our opinions don't matter *sniffle*'.

Khore says, 'Yeah :)'.

Luther gossips (in common), 'I thought it was a joke. As sentencing newbies and begineer players to death isn't inducive of long life.'.

Noctus gossips (in common), 'Good thing Lorna isn't around anymore. Her teleport games would become rather difficult'.

Khore gossips, 'Her teleport games?'.

Noctus gossips (in common), 'teleport roulette'.

Khore gossips, 'I've decided to fill the vacated Implementor position.'.

Belsambar gossips (in common), 'uh-oh'.

Dart gossips (in common), 'heh'.

Khore gossips, 'Let's all give Tyn a round of applause for a job well done.'.

Dart gossips (in common), 'that sounds hazardous'.

Belsambar gossips (in common), 'now we're all gonna die for sure'.

Khore gossips, 'As my first act, Belsamber is getting denied.'.

Dart gossips (in common), 'lol'.

Anandunaiss gossips (in common), 'lol'.

QBall gossips (in common), 'Hah'.

Noctus gossips (in common), '*puts up an I love Khore sign and claps for Tynian*'.

Belsambar gossips (in common), 'after all the good times we've had? *sniffle* and I thought you liked me...'.

Khore gossips, 'SILENCE, INFIDEL.'.

Anandunaiss gossips (in common), 'tell from Lady Bliss if on please'.

Khore gossips, 'As my second official act, Merrick and Guido are now aggressive mage-mobs.'.
Khore gossips, 'Bank at your own peril.'.

Anandunaiss gossips (in common), 'lol'.

Dart gossips (in common), 'lol'.

QBall gossips (in common), 'heh'.

Isolas gossips (in common), 'I never minded the small hike in percentage of Mish anyway.'.

Noctus gossips (in common), '*grin* Guido at War'loovs for those who are intrested'.

Dart gossips (in common), 'Ah, that's more realistic '.

Belsambar gossips (in common), 'figures...he bans me, then gives us the cool stuff *sigh*'.

Dart gossips (in common), 'I'm a banker, we are aggressive'.

Berateus gossips (in common), 'make Mish's room non-safe'.

Dart gossips (in common), 'specially if a 90-year old lady with 300k in the bank complains about a 3 dollar service charge'.

QBall gossips (in common), 'well 90 years of 3 dollar service charges turns out to be quite a do you think she got it?'.

Anandunaiss gossips (in common), 'be back later tfc!'.

Khore gossips, 'Third, all entrances to the guild from outside the game will have a 25% chance of teleporting you into Jeanette's arms in Dream Realm.'.

Berateus gossips (in common), 'actually, for your 3rd act...level set Tynian to 5'.

Dart gossips (in common), 'lol'.

QBall gossips (in common), 'wonderful!'.

Tempus gossips (in common), 'no no 10! so we can loot! ;)'.

Khore gossips, 'You guild-fleeing ninnies will now fear my wrath.'.

Berateus gossips (in common), 'not to be mean...more like a second coming of The Implementor'.

Dart gossips (in common), 'This is entirely amusing'.

Khore gossips, 'I'm making Molo the newbie ambassador.'.

QBall gossips (in common), '*cackle*'.

Tempus gossips (in common), 'hahah'.

Noctus gossips (in common), '*lol*'.

Isolas gossips (in common), 'I think we need an updated I, PKer called I, Implementor.'.

Khore gossips, 'The nightmares of the vortex are to be transformed post-haste into horse-spirits. And every one of them will be mounted by an aggressive Slue-cousin.'.

Belsambar gossips (in common), 'SWEET!'.

Khore gossips, 'Your rapid transit system: finito.'.

Berateus gossips (in common), 'I'm sure you'll get around to banishing the sunlight soon.'.

Belsambar gossips (in common), 'it's the end of the world as we know it...'.

Khore gossips, 'You guys remember golem wars?'.

Dart gossips (in common), 'And I feel fine'.

Noctus gossips (in common), 'Yeah, ressurect them '.

Khore gossips, 'Meet your new city guards.'.

Dart gossips (in common), 'HAH'.

Khore gossips, 'Chainsaw and Dark Chocolate will be watching the gates of Midgaard.'.

Noctus gossips (in common), 'I'll get a blow torch and melt Dark Chocolate ;)'.

Khore gossips, 'And of course, everything's aggressive.'.

Dart gossips (in common), 'the world just wouldn't be right if they weren't'.

Khore gossips, 'And ahem, I'm banishing sunlight.'.

The sun sets.

Isolas gossips (in common), 'YES!!!'.

Isolas gossips (in common), 'No more sunlight.'.

Lynard gossips (in minotaur), 'where'd everybody go'.

Isolas gossips (in common), 'Very easy to steal and pilfer in the shadows of the dark.'.

Noctus gossips (in common), 'Eh, Mr Implementor. I think Guido has a bug'.
Noctus gossips (in common), 'He's no big buff mage mob yet'.

Khore gossips, 'Refer complaints to the complaint department.'.
Khore gossips, 'That would be inside Molotov volcano. The entrance is at the top.'.

Noctus gossips (in common), 'Ok, at the top of Masters tower I assume?'.

Belsambar gossips (in common), 'In person, sign in triplicate, and report to Ebencaleneezer'.

Noctus gossips (in common), 'ah, close enough'.

Khore gossips, 'I'd love to cover the world in darkness, but when *I* do it, I won't have some ninny with the source of my power traipsing around the world looking to des'.
Khore gossips, 'destroy it in any volcanoes.'.
Khore gossips, 'And you can bet your life I'm not going to look like an evil lighthouse.'.

Belsambar gossips (in common), 'lmao'.

Cheechoo gossips (in common), 'dont laugh to hard'.

Belsambar gossips (in common), 'eh, in his reality, I'm already banned :-P'.

Dart gossips (in common), 'Awww I can see it now tho!!! Khore the ever shining Lighthouse of Darkness'.

Khore gossips, 'And my nine servants of darkness will be members of the swedish bikini team. They will NOT go around in unfashionable black.'.

Dart gossips (in common), 'Which is an oxymoron in itself'.

Cheechoo gossips (in common), 'little giants'.

**** (I spam myself off testing some triggers, reconnect, and go hang out in Khore's room.) ***

The Void
[Exits: none]
You are floating in nothing.
(Intense Dark Red Aura) Khore is here.

Tempus gossips (in common), 'laetitia casta?'.

Belsambar gossips (in common), 'no, she comes with me when I get banned'.

Noctus gossips (in common), 'How many others do you know?'.

Tempus gossips (in common), 'ehh'.

Khore gossips, 'How many others do you want to know?'.

Tempus gossips (in common), 'good point'.

Noctus gossips (in common), 'You mean they didn't even think of a different name for her twin sister? ;)'.

QBall gossips (in common), 'Well it they look like Khore's "ideal" woman?'.

Khore gossips, 'Giant Puddings will now not wait for stuff to fall on the ground before eating them.'.
Khore gossips, 'That means, while you are standing there, you are likely to get your armor digested.'.

Belsambar gossips (in common), 'Gelatinous Cubes! yay!'.

Khore gossips, 'Okk is going to be crucified in the middle of the Guild Hall.'.
Khore gossips, 'Just because.'.

Tempus gossips (in common), 'hahaha!'.

Beowulf gossips (in common), 'These are all changes for 3135?'.

Khore gossips, '3136.'.

Noctus gossips (in common), 'Nah, 3135 was Lord Tynians plan. This is Khore's masterpiece'.

Khore gossips, 'I will REIMPLEMENT recall in 3136!'.
Khore gossips, 'You will all recall directly to the Drowning Tank and meet my buddy Bluto.'.

QBall gossips (in common), 'but it will cost half your hps rather than moves?'.

Khore gossips, 'The price of red potions will plummet.'.

Belsambar gossips (in common), '*sniffle* that's what I miss about Khore being active...playing with Bluto'.

Isolas gossips (in common), 'I think reds should be sold by the Tempest.'.

Khore gossips, 'The Tempest will be renamed to "The Guild Tempest" and all that that implies.'.
Khore gossips, 'Guild Sitters, bewarre<'.

Khore gossips, 'I think I'm going to move the Temple Area into Sanguinna.'.
Khore gossips, 'The Basement, probably.'.

Lestat gossips (in common), 'YES!'.

Beowulf gossips (in common), 'Master of Magic for classing to non-casting classes, Mistress for casters?'.

Tempus gossips (in common), 'so boring... how about instead house of velasilier?'.

Shakhmet gossips (in common), 'don't forget to redo newbie school too'.

Khore gossips, 'Molo will handle Newbie School.'.
Khore gossips, 'As our Newbie Ambassador.'.
Khore gossips, 'Basically, if you can make it through Newbie school without dying more than a dozen times, you can play here.'.
Khore gossips, 'Which means I'm basically banning all new Canadian players.'.

Shakhmet gossips (in common), 'heh...going to have to get your pummel stick from Amyrok, I guess...'.

QBall gossips (in common), 'haha!'.

Belsambar gossips (in common), 'Blame Canda....Blame Canada...'.

Noctus ftells, 'Did you log the who list?'.

> who
20 players.
Hum [ Triat Weaver ] Cordir: Lady Fate. Abe. T2MQ. -channels.
Hum [ Ma:14 ] Cheechoo, Shark of the Hunting Storm, We're watchin
Hum [ Wa:17 Cl:20 ] Lestat searches for his lost COVEN of vampyres. B.A.
Gno [ Wa:30 Th:30 Cl:30 ] Beowulf the Dark Brigand. (Dark)Claw
Elf [ Ra:29 Ma:30 Th:25 ] Brightbranch, stumbles around in *NATURE*
Hel [ Cl:20 Ra:20 ] Shakhmet Wanderer of FoLK.
Dwa [ Retired ] Tynian the Dwarf (mostly AFW/K)
Hum [ Wa:13 ] Berateus Bumblestone tumbles through Nature.
Elf [ Ra:25 Ma:23 Th:23 ] Isolas Starleaf, Captain of Longship. Dark. *Erian*
Gno [ Wa:30 Cl:30 ] Noctus Chosen Blade of Fate **Tranquility**
Elf [ Wa:24 Cl:30 ] Luther Amakiir, Jade Knight of the Forest (Nature)
Hum [ Ra:13 Th:15 Ma:15 ] QBall the Right Euos
Min [ Ma:13 ] Lynard the Minotaur
Elf [ Demigod ] Vorax, Proprietor of The Sanitarium
Gia [ Bard: 8 5 3 ] Tempus scours the realm, singing a song
Hel [ Implementor ] Khore rules the kingdom of the Void. Population: 1.
Dwa [ Wa:13 Cl:12 ] Bulldog Unholy Dawg of the DARK Pack
Hel [ Ra:30 Th:30 Cl:30 ] Dart, Captain of the Dragoons. BOTR
Hum [ Ra:27 Ma:25 ] Belsambar Lin Silverdyne: ChaosKnight of Mirth
Elf [ Th:23 Wa:30 Ma:30 ] Azeworai, The Prevaricator of Coven/Sybill/FTP

You nod.

> time
It is 8pm on Zoardryn the 5th, the month of the Shallow Graves, in the year 2645.
TFC started up at Thu Mar 25 14:42:18 2004 \ The system time is Fri Mar 26 16:27:23 2004

Khore gossips, 'All goddesses of nature will be forced to go around wearing nothing but a grass skirt. Maybe some coconut halves.'.

You gossip, 'what about a lava lava, instead?'.

Dart gossips (in common), 'lol'.

Isolas gossips (in common), 'A coconut? In TFC?'.

Berateus gossips (in common), 'GASP'.
Beowulf gossips (in common), 'A coconut carried by a swallow.'.

Isolas gossips (in common), 'Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?'.

Noctus gossips (in common), 'Dont we get quests Mr. Implementor Sir?'.

Khore gossips, 'Your whole existence will be a quest.'.

Noctus gossips (in common), 'I was afraid so'.

Khore gossips, 'Your mission: survival.'.

Noctus gossips (in common), 'What happens when by any chance we fail?'.

Belsambar gossips (in common), 'I'd cheer for ya, but you banned me *snicker*'.

Khore gossips, 'The Final Gauntlet'.
Khore gossips, 'You get your eyelids taped open and you sit in the "We Love Khore" reindoctrination chamber.'.

Tempus gossips (in giant), 'we should have made you implementor long ago! I like these new rules :)'.

Khore gossips, 'And you listen to some fine classical music.'.

Noctus gossips (in common), 'No way. So that's how you brainwashed those hamsters!'.

Khore gossips, 'You guys didn't know how good you had it under Tynian.'.

Lynard gossips (in minotaur), 'so how much does Tynian want to come back'.

Khore gossips, 'Why should he? I've built him a comfortable mansion overlooking the arena where he spends his days in a lounge suit attended by a bevy of elven princesse'.
Khore gossips, 'princesses.'.

Belsambar gossips (in common), 'probly less than some will want him back if all that happened...'.
Belsambar gossips (in common), 'see?'.

Khore gossips, 'You must placate the power. And oppress the masses.'.
Khore gossips, 'Khore's School of Despotism 101.'.

Khore gossips, 'By the way, Belsamber: SILENCE, INFIDEL!'.

Flop gossips (in common), 'Are you unretired Khore ?'.

Belsambar gossips (in common), 'I didn'y do it!'.

>>Belsambar has been silenced.

QBall gossips (in common), 'aww com'on just rift him till he shuts'.

You gossip, 'he said, Silence.'.

Khore gossips, 'Behold my title!'.

Khore gossips, 'Flop, your questions are dangerously close to questioning me.'.

Jacob gossips (in common), 'ack! the world has ended!'.

Flop gossips (in common), 'I'm sorry :('.

Khore gossips, 'Grovel some.'.

Tempus gossips (in giant), 'heh'.

QBall questions (in common), 'you can gossip at level one?'.

Khore gossips, 'Ok, that's good.'.
Khore gossips, 'I'm going to convert MG into an Arena.'.

Tempus gossips (in giant), 'isn't it already that? :P'.

Khore gossips, 'Yeah, but I'm going to add the stone columns it sorely needs.'.

QBall gossips (in common), 'cheering fans too?'.

Khore gossips, 'You will be the fans.'.

Ebencaleneezer gossips, 'Lord Khore, allow My subjects to be the guardsmen, and I will gladly replace that silly mayor!'.

Khore gossips, 'Done and done!'.

Lestat gossips (in common), 'har'.

Flop gossips (in common), 'Go ebby!'.

Khore gossips, 'The gates of MG will now lock only from the OUTSIDE.'.

Khore gossips, 'And everyone's getting a free relocate back, care of Wendell, into MG.'.
Khore gossips, 'We're also going to plug the vortex entrance.'.

Anandunaiss gossips (in common), 'sound like fun '.

QBall gossips (in common), 'yes it do'.

Noctus gossips (in common), 'Who stole the ancient centaur?'.

Khore gossips, 'I'm going to establish a parliament.'.
Khore gossips, 'Made of you mortals.'.
Khore gossips, 'So that no one thinks I'm running this place without SOME kind of popular backing.'.

Anandunaiss gossips (in common), 'is the no recall/tele spell removal actually in effect?'.

Flop gossips (in common), 'hehe'.

Khore gossips, 'When I pass laws, the parliament will recieve instructions on how to vote.'.
Khore gossips, 'Randomly, two parliamentarians will recieve directios OPPOSITE of everyone else's directions.'.
Khore gossips, 'And that's how we'll be choosing Gladiators for the Arena.'.

Lynard gossips (in common), 'ooh oohh can i be in a parliament ... i've always wanted to be a Lord'.

Khore gossips, 'Dissent is awarded by glory!! (and bloody, painful death.)'.

Dart gossips (in common), 'lol, '.

Flop gossips (in common), 'death is good'.

Khore gossips, 'If Okk is still alive at this time, gladiators are required to flail him a few times before entering the Arena. Think of it as a little ritual.'.
Khore gossips, 'If Okk is dead, he will be reincarnated and promptly re-crucified.'.

Flop gossips (in common), 'hehe'.
Flop gossips (in common), 'Okk!'.

Mystaya gossips (in common), 'yay! its about time we had a crucification'.

Khore gossips, 'Cordir and Bliss can head up the "Khore for God-Emperor" re-election campaign.'.
Khore gossips, 'And we will make a mockery of democracy every chance we get.'.
Khore gossips, 'Ballots will read: For God Emperor, check one: [ ] Khore [ ] Please kill me and eat my family.'.

Flop gossips (in common), 'hehe'.
Lynard gossips (in common), 'lol'.

Khore gossips, 'People from Florida will probably end up having their family eaten quite often.'.

Lynard gossips (in common), 'lol'.

Flop gossips (in common), 'You're being not evil enough, Lord Khore'.

Khore gossips, 'Any Canadians still with us will get a Canadian ballot that says, [ ] Khore, eh? [ ] Please kill me, I'm a hoser, eh.'.

Khore gossips, 'I think that's about all I'll do on my first day as Implementor.'.

### [Somewhere, Belsambar but I think it's part of silence]

You gossip, 'You forgot to promote all Nature Goddesses to Lesser.'.

4 players.
Hum [ Triat Weaver ] Cordir: Lady Fate. Abe. T2MQ. -channels.
Dwa [ Retired ] Tynian the Dwarf (mostly AFW/K)
Elf [ Demigod ] Vorax, Proprietor of The Sanitarium
Hel [ Implementor ] Khore rules the kingdom of the Void. Population: 1.

Khore gossips, 'I'm assuming they refuse the grass-skirt and coconut outfits.'.

Brightbranch gossips (in common), 'thats what she always wears :P'.

Khore gossips, 'Hehe'.

Garga questions (in common), 'are you the from now on implementor? or is this just a temp thing?'.

Rand gossips (in common), 'Huh!'.

Khore gossips, '*snort* Who ever heard of a temporary implementor :)'.

Rand gossips (in common), '*poke Khore* I thought you were gone!'.

Khore gossips, 'Silence, infidel!'.

Rand gossips (in common), 'It is you!'.

>> Rand has been silenced.

You gossip, 'He said, "Silence, Infidel"'.

>> Rand has been unsilenced.

Khore gossips, 'Sigh.'.
Khore gossips, 'This Implementor business is exhausting.'.
Khore gossips, 'I don't know how Tyn did it.'.

Flop gossips (in common), 'Take a beer :)'.

QBall gossips (in common), 'heh'.
QBall gossips (in common), 'And he really did stuff'.

Khore gossips, 'Aha, excellent idea. Wylin is now Lord of Refreshing Beverages.'.

Flop gossips (in common), 'Refreshes body and mind'.
Flop gossips (in common), 'hehe'.

### Belsambar has connected
> who Belsambar
1 player.
Hum [ Ra:27 Ma:25 ] Belsambar Lin Silverdyne: ChaosKnight of Mirth

Goto Belsambar

[Exits: north east south west down]
A long sword has been left here.
Flop is here.
(Invis) (Light Purple Aura) Belsambar is here.

Flop bows before you.
Flop grins wickedly.

QBall arrives from the west.
QBall leaves north.

Cordir lays her hand on Belsambar's face.
>> Belsambar has been unsilenced.

Belsambar bows before you.
Belsambar leaves west.

The Sanctuary of Fate
[Exits: north up]
A small weaving loom is barely visible amidst the trees.
(Hide) A distressingly large, shiny black spider weaves webs here.

Khore gossips, ':)'.

Khore tells you, 'is this worthy of a log?'
You tell Knore, 'not only yes, but hell yes. :-)'
Khore snickers.

Khore gossips, 'This concludes Khore's first hour of implementorhood.'.

Flop gossips (in common), 'Did you pass the test ;0 ?'.

Khore gossips, 'Did I?'.
Khore gossips, 'Did you?'.

Anandunaiss gossips (in common), 'tell from Lady Bliss if she is on'.

Rand gossips (in common), 'Heh'.

Jacob gossips (in common), 'praise the Gods'.

Flop gossips (in common), 'hehe'.

Jacob gossips (in common), 'and Goddesses'.

Flop gossips (in common), 'Is Midgaard a safe place again ?'.

Khore gossips, 'These changes I outlined don't go live until version 3136'.

Rand gossips (in common), 'What changes?'.

Khore gossips, 'Does Rand have the speaking conch?'.
Khore gossips, 'Or is he speaking out of turn again?'.

Rand gossips (in common), '...'.

Noctus gossips (in common), '*nods*'.

Jacob gossips (in common), 'out of turn, of course'.

Khore gossips, '*shakes his head*'.

Rand gossips (in common), 'Somebody is lucky i dont have Rift anymore...'.

Flop gossips (in common), 'Out of turn'.

Khore gossips, 'Okk's gonna have a lot of company.'.

Flop gossips (in common), 'hehe'.

Noctus gossips (in common), '*nods in the direction of all the others speaking*'.

Berateus gossips (in common), 'I'd like a demonstration of your new power, Khore. Please, sir. thanks.'.

Khore gossips, 'Now you see Berateus.'.

### Berateus has quit.

Khore gossips, 'Now you don't.'.

Flop gossips (in common), 'hehe'.

Khore gossips, 'How's that for power?'.

### Berateus has connected.

Rand gossips (in common), 'What are you rambling about now?'.

Bulldog gossips (in common), 'clap'.

Flop gossips (in common), 'What can Implementors do Khore?'.

Khore gossips, 'How was that, Berateus? :)'.

Berateus gossips (in common), '*eep!*'.

Flop gossips (in common), 'I've always been curious'.

Dart gossips (in common), 'lol'.

Anandunaiss gossips (in common), 'they can do EVERYTHING!'.

Lynard gossips (in common), 'where did ya go bar'.

Berateus gossips (in common), 'I don't know...but it was cold'.

Dart gossips (in common), 'he got force-quitted'.

Khore gossips, 'Dart, here, have a taste of some power.'.

Rand gossips (in common), 'Me next! me me!'.

Lynard gossips (in common), 'i thought you might have gotten to go to some cool room'.

### Somewhere, Dart wears a tutu and uncontrollably dances around the room.

Rand gossips (in common), 'Nevermind'.
Rand gossips (in common), 'Leave me out'.

Noctus gossips (in common), '*lol*'.

Cheechoo gossips (in common), 'or should we say neverland'.

Khore gossips, 'Ok, seriously, this is wearing me out.'.

Flop gossips (in common), 'hehe'.

Khore gossips, 'Cordir, have Laetitia and the Nine Riders of Swedish Bikini attend me. '.

Flop gossips (in common), 'LOL'.

Dart gossips (in common), 'lol'.

You gossip, 'Sir, yes, Sir. Immediately, Sir.'.

Noctus gossips (in common), 'Now that's a quoteable alright'.

(long pause of quiet on gossip)

Isolas gossips (in common), 'So... are my channels off or are we all playing the quiet game?'.

Rand gossips (in common), 'So is Recall and Teleport getting taken out completely? Potions included?'.

Khore gossips, 'I'm reimplementing them in 3136'.

Shendlas gossips (in common), 'Oooh, Isolas just lost the Quiet Game!'.

Lins gossips (in common), 'haha'.

Rand gossips (in common), '*grumble*'.
Rand gossips (in common), 'Aww, killjoy'.

Khore gossips, 'What time is it in England?'.

Lins gossips (in common), 'about midnight'.

Lins gossips (in common), 'just over it'.

Khore gossips, 'Thanks Lins'.

Belsambar gossips (in common), 'Bro!'.

Lins gossips (in common), 'You're welcome might Implementor :)'.
Lins gossips (in common), 'howdy lin'.
Lins gossips (in common), 'mighty even'.

Isolas gossips (in common), 'I'd just like to state for the record what a huge Khore fan and supporter I've always been.'.

Belsambar gossips (in common), 'trust me, support only gets you killed faster...'.

Lins gossips (in common), 'haha'.

Belsambar gossips (in common), 'mind you, you get tortured less, but it's fster'.

Rand gossips (in common), 'Which is why I am a huge Anti-Khore supporter :>'.

Khore gossips, 'A greater gift than a fast death, I have not within me the power to give.'.

Isolas gossips (in common), 'How about no-pk until I hit 50'.

Isolas gossips (in common), 'No matter how many years it takes.'.

Rand gossips (in common), 'How about no?'.

Lins gossips (in common), 'You should all attack each other simulteneously in one room'.

Rand gossips (in common), 'How about no safe rooms until i hit 50 besides temples :>'.

Lins gossips (in common), 'Like all the people online'.

Isolas gossips (in common), 'Sit in a circle and backstab the person to the right of you?'.

Cheechoo gossips (in common), 'this game is amazing'.

Jacob gossips (in common), 'that's one word for it'.

Cheechoo gossips (in common), 'the rats can wield long sword'.

Lins gossips (in common), 'I'm having fun already :)'.

Lestat gossips (in common), 'this is a game?!? '.

Lins gossips (in common), 'Isn't it life?'.

Isolas gossips (in common), 'He just hasn't played long enough, Lestat.'.

Isolas gossips (in common), 'He'll catch on.'.

Cheechoo gossips (in common), 'hehehe'.

Mystaya gossips (in common), 'get out while you still can!'.

Lins gossips (in common), 'Cheechoo sounds like Choo Choo !'.

Belsambar gossips (in common), 'if I saw a cat wielding a long sword RL, I'm not sure what I do'.
Belsambar gossips (in common), 'but in here, it's the kitty, kill the kitty'.

Novis gossips (in common), 'never know your cat bel'.

Lestat gossips (in common), 'i've seen it, its nasty'.

Isolas gossips (in common), 'Besides soil yourself?'.

Lins gossips (in common), 'haha'.
Lins gossips (in common), 'Poor cat'.

Belsambar gossips (in common), 'I found my sword...I'll go give it to him....'.

Khore gossips, 'Cats are mostly good for kicking.'.
Khore gossips, 'Armed or not.'.

Lins gossips (in common), 'No harming cats!'.

Belsambar gossips (in common), 'not my cat...I wouldn't kick him, I might lose a leg'.

Lins gossips (in common), 'Cats are cute!'.

Jacob gossips (in common), 'if you disarm a cat....'.

Rand gossips (in common), 'I always had fun sneaking up on them and watching them slam into walls while they tried to run away :P'.

Jacob gossips (in common), 'you need up with cat parts everywhere'.

Khore gossips, 'Rand: Great Tracker of Housecots.'.
Khore gossips, 'Housecats too.'.

Rand gossips (in common), 'Across tiled floors'.
Rand gossips (in common), 'Heh'.

Lins gossips (in common), 'Don't touch my cat!'.

Khore gossips, 'This of course is his warm up routine before he tackles bigger game, like ostriches.'.

Rand gossips (in common), 'Fear the EMU!'.

Isolas gossips (in common), 'With their heads in the sand, it shouldn't be hard.'.

Rand gossips (in common), 'You ever seen an angry Ostriche?'.
Rand gossips (in common), 'Not a good deal.'.

Belsambar gossips (in common), 'I'd like to see what'd win in a cat or an elephant'.
Belsambar gossips (in common), 'I think the elephant is at a disadvantage'.

Rand gossips (in common), 'Heh'.

Jacob gossips (in common), 'been years since i've been in Europe'.

Rand gossips (in common), 'Can my Emu play as well?'.

Belsambar gossips (in common), 'nah, not enough of a challenge'.

Cheechoo gossips (in common), 'can he wield a long sword'.

Rand gossips (in common), 'But hes invisible! all he has to do is slam his head into the ground, and you cant see him!'.

Lins gossips (in common), 'a leonin sword'.

Rand gossips (in common), 'If he cant see you, you cant see him! *nod self*'.

Lins gossips (in common), 'Are you preparing some huge change Khore, it's been quiet :)'.

Rand gossips (in common), 'We're about to be flooded with mutant killer Cats and Emus and one big Elephant'.

Khore gossips, 'Hang on, recovering from all the day's work. Laetitia's peeling grapes for me. She's so sweet.'.

Rand gossips (in common), 'Heh'.

Lins gossips (in common), 'Yummy'.

Rand gossips (in common), 'What is the point of peeling a grape?'.

Isolas gossips (in common), 'Hey hey, no questions.'.

Belsambar gossips (in common), 'you've never eaten concorde grapes have you :-P'.

Rand gossips (in common), 'That seems like a waste of time.'.

Isolas gossips (in common), 'Grape peeling is ongoing.'.

Rand gossips (in common), 'Heh'.
Rand gossips (in common), 'Whats different about them Belsambar?'.

Belsambar gossips (in common), 'if you just pop in you mouth and chew, without peeling them, you'll find out :)'.
Belsambar gossips (in common), 'actually, if you chew them without the skin, you'd find out too...'.

Rand gossips (in common), 'Your not talking about seeds are you? Theres actually something with the peel?'.

Belsambar gossips (in common), 'it's just really really sour'.
Belsambar gossips (in common), 'and seeds'.
Belsambar gossips (in common), 'other than that, they're really sweet without the skin'.

Isolas gossips (in common), 'Clearly you've never eaten grapes from Singapore.'.

Khore gossips, 'The skins are bitter and tanic.'.

Lins gossips (in common), 'The inside is juicy and sweet!'.
Lins gossips (in common), 'that sounds familiar'.
Lins gossips (in common), 'juicy and sweet..'.

Isolas gossips (in common), 'Hey pal, family mud here.'.

Khore gossips, 'Anyway, the point of peeling grapes is that if Laetitia Casta is doing it for you, she might as well be peeling a potato for you to eat raw. Would you complain?'.

Rand gossips (in common), 'Heh'.

Lins gossips (in common), 'haha'.

Khore gossips, 'Fools. I swear.'.

Isolas gossips (in common), 'I rather enjoy raw potatoes with a little salt..'.

Belsambar gossips (in common), 'it depends on whether the color of her grape peeling uniform clashes or not...'.

Khore gossips, 'Uniform?'.

Lins gossips (in common), 'heh'.

Belsambar gossips (in common), 'hmmm...point'.

Rand gossips (in common), 'Ok! Well im gonna go munch on Chinese Food, have fun ruling the world Khore.'.

Isolas gossips (in common), 'I think the point he's making, people, is that grapes are better than potatoes.'.

Lins gossips (in common), 'See ya Randy'.

Rand gossips (in common), 'Zap Lins a few times! :>'.

Khore gossips, 'Clearly, Isolas has it right.'.

Lins gossips (in common), 'Zap ?'.
Lins gossips (in common), 'I an't be zapped'.
Lins gossips (in common), 'err can't'.

Faile cants, 'Greetings, Lord Khore, and welcome back to the fold!'.

Lins gossips (in common), 'Unless Khore implements Zap'.
Lins gossips (in common), 'zap would only work on gnome clerics'.

Lins gossips (in common), 'So Khore, are you gonna unretire Tynian ?'.

Khore gossips, 'Only if he wants to be unretired.'.
Khore gossips, 'Is Altibia gone?'.

Lins gossips (in common), 'I couldn't tell..'.

Isolas gossips (in common), 'I should hope not! I left Longship docked just outside.'.

Belsambar gossips (in common), 'it wasn't yesterday night...'.

Khore gossips, 'One of my favorite zones, Altibia.'.
Khore gossips, 'The only things it needs are wandering aggressive mage-mobs.'.

Lins gossips (in common), 'I like masters:)'.

Khore gossips, 'No, scratch that. Shaman-mobs.'.

Berateus gossips (in common), 'and a vampy nightlife.'.

Lins gossips (in common), 'hehe'.

Zeriak gossips (in common), 'Khore, might i speak with you please?'.

Isolas gossips (in common), 'First, you must bring ... a shrubbery!'.

Lins gossips (in common), 'Take care people, I'm gonna go to bed'.

Khore gossips, 'Bye Lins'.

Khore gossips, 'What do you need, Zeriak?'.

Lins gossips (in common), 'Good luck, Khore ;)'.

Zeriak gossips (in common), 'just a question about the forums'.

Khore gossips, 'You appear to be a Canadian.'.
Khore gossips, 'Are you aware of the inherant dangers of talking to me while so affiliated?'.

Garga gossips (in common), 'whats wrong with canada!'.

Zeriak gossips (in common), 'nope'.

Dart gossips (in common), 'Blame Canada!!!! Blame Canada!'.

Cheechoo gossips (in common), 'whats so bad about the canadiens'.

Khore gossips, 'Nothing, eh.'.

Garga gossips (in common), 'lol'.

### Toast killed by the guildmaster at The Sparring Room

Isolas gossips (in common), 'They just don't know what they're talking aboot.'.

Cheechoo gossips (in common), 'the maple leafs are kewl'.

Isolas gossips (in common), 'Neato! Better at common.'.

Zeriak gossips (in common), 'if you must know, it's only people in ontario and British columbia that speak like that'.

Isolas gossips (in common), 'Is that so, eh?'.

Khore gossips, 'Well, Newfoundlanders speak even more strangely?'.

Shendlas gossips (in common), 'some of us in Wisconsin do as well'.

Khore gossips, 'Anyway, what about the forums?'.

### [Somewhere, Tairee 's hands go down]

Zeriak gossips (in common), 'i'm no newfie either'.

Isolas gossips (in common), 'Wisconsin is clearly part of Canada, whether they admit it or not.'.

Khore gossips, 'South Canada.'.

Shendlas gossips (in common), 'no, no, you've got it completely backwards'.

Zeriak gossips (in common), 'it's about my Zeriak account'.

Shendlas gossips (in common), 'Canada is northern Wisconsin'.

Faile ftells, 'When was Khore reinstated and promoted, Lady?'.
You ftell, 'I wasn't here to witness the infos. :-('.

Isolas gossips (in common), 'I don't want Canada being part of the States.'.

### Toast killed by an elven defender at On a Tree Top

Shendlas gossips (in common), 'that's OK, I don't want Wisconsin to be part of the US either'.

Isolas gossips (in common), 'Good call.'.

Belsambar gossips (in common), 'looks like Toast is...well...toast'.

Jacob gossips (in common), 'it appears Toast is toast'.

Khore gossips, 'It's not that I don't like Canadians.'.
Khore gossips, 'Well, yeah, I guess it is.'.

Isolas gossips (in common), '*nod*'.
Isolas gossips (in common), 'Oh I think so.'.

Anandunaiss gossips (in common), '*shakes fist'.

Isolas gossips (in common), 'From now on, when I tell blonde jokes, I will replace any mention of said hair color with a Canadian nationality.'.
Isolas gossips (in common), 'I don't care if it makes sense or not.'.
Khore gossips, 'Looking for information on "Rishana".'.

Belsambar gossips (in common), 'you didn't have to do it, but you did, but you did, but you did....and I thank you...'.

(At this point, I lost connection as my computer locked up. For some strange reason, it didn't like me working in three memory-intensive programs at the same time. By the time I was able to reconnect, the conversation appeared to be done... so the log ends here.)

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