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This log's from natilena's point of view and has been edited. It all started when Vorax the mad flasher came and flashed Natilena...
Vorax suddenly appears, searching the ground for something.

Vorax stops using a hospital gown.
Vorax wiggles his bottom.
Vorax wears a hospital gown about his body.

Vorax wanders away to look elsewhere.
traumatizing her of course!
who nati
1 player.
Elf [    Demigoddess    ] Natilena the shiny will never be the same again....
So poor natilena began talking to vorax about getting good rates and a private bath at his sanitarium...
who vorax
Elf [      Retired      ] Vorax has checked into the sanitarium.
and this somehow turned into vorax wanting to take a group bath. Natilena said she was ONLY coming if all the other elves showed up too.
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The Baths
[Exits: north]
You are in a spacious chamber. Marble benches surround the room, facing in
toward the large bathing pool that fills its center. Steam curls up from its
waters, and you are aware of the warm humidity that fills the air. Water
flows forth from a statue in the center of the pool, keeping it hot
and fresh. A marble archway leads out to the north.

Tost was last here, traveling north.

(Intense Dark Red Aura) Vorax is here.

Vorax gossips, 'I need elves to report to the baths! pronto!'.

Vorax gossips, 'Need more elves!'.

Tweedle ftells, 'Nati! Where are you'.

You gossip, '*sings*  Where have all the elves gone!'.
 
Tweedle ftells, 'you should be here!'.

Fobro gossips (in old-common), 'long time passing?'.

You ftell, 'heh.. told him I wouldn't show up until he got all the elves into the baths ;)'.

Tweedle ftells, 'hehe'.

who race elf
10 players.
Elf [    Wa:24 Cl:30    ] Novis,  The Soul Reaver of Coven
Elf [       Ra: 2       ] Psyche the Elf Maiden
Elf [    Ma:21 Ra:20    ] Neodis, Bliss's Famulus *Coven* *Selune*
Elf [    Demigoddess    ] Natilena the shiny will never be the same again....
Elf [ Th:20 Ra:18 Ma:20 ] Isolas Starleaf. *Erian* -Dark-
Elf [     Spacey Elf    ] Tweedle the Elf!                              Stars
Elf [     Ebon Blade    ] Kethran, The Mack Truck Blade of Fate.
Elf [    Ra: 5 Ma:12    ] Viper the Elf
Elf [      Retired      ] Vorax has checked into the sanitarium.

Someone whips out his bathing sponge!

Vorax gossips, 'There's more than 2 elves out there! get your scrawny little elven butts in here'.

Vorax gossips, 'party poopers!'.

You gossip, 'is there no adventure left in your elven hearts?!'.

Fobro gossips (in old-common), 'come on people, this is Vorax, not MadMan'.

Tweedle gossips (in common), 'I'm here'.

You gossip, 'hes only a little scary'.

Tweedle gossips (in common), 'it's the others who are slacking'.

Vorax gossips, 'yeah, I can't kill you or anything.. just gonna have some nice clean fun :P'.

Vorax gossips, 'That's why it's in the baths!'.

Nhye gossips (in common), 'well, i only see three elves in the who list'.

Tweedle gossips (in common), 'I see....'.

Tweedle gossips (in common), '10'.

Vorax gossips, 'you got bad eye sight'.

Tweedle gossips (in common), 'two immorts'.

Nhye gossips (in common), 'probably'.

You gossip, '*wiggle*  *points self*'.

Nhye gossips (in common), 'my detect invis ain't too good'.

You gossip, 'I shoudl splash all the elves in mud then they'll have to take a bath!'.

You gossip, 'im serious!  I'll splash mud!  *winds up a mudball*'.

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The Baths
[Exits: north]
You are in a spacious chamber. Marble benches surround the room, facing in
toward the large bathing pool that fills its center. Steam curls up from its
waters, and you are aware of the warm humidity that fills the air. Water
flows forth from a statue in the center of the pool, keeping it hot
and fresh. A marble archway leads out to the north.

Psyche was last here, traveling in circles.

Psyche is here.
(Dark Red Aura) Isolas is resting here.
(Invis) (Dark Red Aura) Mars is here.
(Dark Blue Aura) Tweedle is resting here.
(Intense Dark Red Aura) Vorax is resting here.

clap vor
You clap at his performance.

Vorax cheers you on, confident that you will win.

You say, 'yay!'.

bounce
BOIINNNNNNGG!

Isolas yawns.

Nadine gossips (in common), 'hahaha!!'.

Vorax splashes you!

Nadine gossips (in common), 'do it!! '.

Tweedle gossips (in common), 'only 5 elves?'.

You say, 'ack!'.

Vorax passes out soap for everyone.

Vorax says, 'Ok, lather up!'.

Natilena picks up a mudball and dumps it on Vorax.

Mars looks around.

Kethran arrives from the north.

Kethran sits down and thinks deeply.

bounce
BOIINNNNNNGG!

Tweedle snickers softly.

Tweedle wiggles his bottom toward Kethran.

Nadine gossips (in common), 'what about halflings?'.

Tweedle licks Kethran.

Vorax makes bubbles.

Isolas nudges you.  What's his hurry?!

Isolas says (in elven), 'Nati can be over in my part of the bath.'.

Fobro says (in old-common), 'what?'.

You gossip, 'sure join in the fun!'.

Vorax says, 'woo'.

You laugh.

You say, 'good thing its a big bath!'.

Fobro laughs.

Vorax grins evilly.

Tweedle says (in common), 'Oi!'.

Tweedle says (in common), 'Halfling!'.

Mars enjoys the bubbles from the steamy bath vorax drew.

Fobro laughs.

Vorax says, 'Group bathing! :P'.

You giggle.

Tweedle says (in common), 'i dunno...'.

You ponder the question.

Tweedle says (in common), 'Fobro, you'll have to stand'.

Tweedle says (in common), 'I don't want you drowning in the bath'.

You say, 'im still not washing Vorax!'.

Tweedle looks at Vorax.

Vorax washes Natilena.

Fobro chuckles, evidently amused.

Vorax winks suggestively at you.

Mars says (in common), 'u stand when you take baths natilena?'.

Natilena splashes Isolas.

Vorax says, 'maybe she's taking a shower'.

Isolas snuggles up to you.

Mars nods.

Tweedle says (in common), 'or a showerbath!'.

Vorax sits down and thinks deeply.
You ponder the question.

Fobro chuckles, evidently amused.

You say, 'can someone make a shower out of it?'.

Isolas stands up.
Vorax laughs.

Mars says (in common), 'i still sit when i takes showers, that explains alot'.

Vorax says, 'look what i have'.

Natilena looks about the bath.

Vorax says, 'dang it'.

Vorax gets (Spraying) a sexually mature male housecat from a dolphin hide bag.

Tweedle snickers softly.

Vorax stops using a thorny rose.
Vorax wields (Spraying) a sexually mature male housecat.

Tweedle says (in common), 'eeew'.
Tweedle stands up.

You say, 'ah!'.

Tweedle screams loudly!
Tweedle leaves north.

You say, 'keep that away from me!'.

Fobro screams loudly!

Vorax laughs.

Tweedle gossips (in common), 'I have my limits, Vorax:P'.

Kethran chuckles, evidently amused.

Tweedle gossips (in common), 'you just shattered them'.
Kethran leaves north.

Fobro laughs.

Vorax says, 'ok ok..'.

Vorax stops using (Spraying) a sexually mature male housecat.
Vorax wields a thorny rose.

Natilena ducks under the water to hide.

Darkangel gossips (in common), 'hehe'.

Vorax puts (Spraying) a sexually mature male housecat in a dolphin hide bag.

Vorax says, 'the cat's back in the bag'.

Fobro chuckles, evidently amused.

Tweedle gossips (in common), 'that was one of the most horrid things I've ever seen'.

You laugh.

Psyche bounces around.

Vorax laughs.

Fobro says (in old-common), 'I'll say'.

Fobro laughs.

You giggle.

You say, 'its safe to come out then?'.

Mars winks suggestively at you.

Natilena pokes her head above the water.

Tweedle gossips (in common), 'Vorax wields (Spraying) a sexually mature male housecat.'.

Vorax says, 'you all cleaned off?'.

Fobro laughs.

Nhye gossips (in common), 'ewwww'.

Darkangel gossips (in common), 'hahahaha'.

Psyche nods in recognition to Vorax.

DogDaze gossips (in common), 'hehe'.

Mars can you luffa my stretch marks?

Natilena checks herself out.

You say, 'yup im pretty clean'.

You say, 'ewww'.

You say, 'Mars!'.

Mars grins evilly.

spank mars
You spank him playfully.

Vorax dumps water on you to get the suds off.

Natilena sputters.

Novis rests.
Psyche shivers uncomfortably.

Tweedle snickers softly.

You cough.

Vorax says, 'ok, someone pull the plug on the tub'.

You say, 'you could have warned me before you dumped water on me'.

You grumble.

Fobro chuckles, evidently amused.

Vorax says, 'well... what's the fun in that? :P'.

Psyche snickers softly.

Mars pulls the plug in the tub.

Tweedle says (in common), 'everyone outta the tub'.

Vorax says, 'at least it wasn't gatoraid'.

Tweedle says (in common), 'I don't wanna lose anyone to the drainage system'.

Tweedle says (in common), 'I haven't figured out where it empties yet'.

You say, 'then I'd need another bath'.

Fobro chuckles, evidently amused.
You laugh.

You say, 'sucked out to the seas!'.

You say, 'shark bait!'.

Fobro laughs.

Mars says (in common), 'wait...i need to fill my water jug before all the water goes down'.

Fobro says (in old-common), 'well, that was fun'.

Fobro chuckles, evidently amused.

Vorax says, 'eew'.

Vorax says, 'that's some dirty water!'.

Fobro says (in old-common), 'there are better places to fill it'.

Fobro says (in old-common), 'like the witches caldron'.

Fobro chuckles, evidently amused.

Vorax says, 'or a sewer'.

You say, 'not in vorax dirtied bathwater'.

Vorax says, 'it would have cleaner water :P'.

shiv
Brrrrrrrrr.

Vorax says, 'hey!'.

Fobro says (in old-common), 'but the sewer isn't a poison fountain ;)'.

Novis says (in common), 'well this is rather interesting :P'.

You say, 'its all his fault!'.

point vorax
You point at him accusingly.

Fobro laughs.

Vorax says, 'what!?'.

Novis scratches his head.

Fobro laughs.

Vorax says, 'I didn't do anything'.

You say, 'oh im not sure.. im just blaming you'.

Novis snickers softly.

Vorax says, 'Don't make me get the cat back out!'.

Fobro says (in old-common), 'blame is such a harsh'.

Fobro says (in old-common), 'yet appropriate word'.

Fobro chuckles, evidently amused.

You wince.  Ouch!

Fobro runs for cover.

Mars licks himself - YUCK.
You say, 'noooooo.. not the cat!'.

Fobro snickers softly.

Mars says (in common), 'still wasnt clean'.

Fobro chuckles, evidently amused.

Vorax says, 'you can keep the soap'.

You say, 'don't want your soap back?'.

Mars puts his soap in a saddlebag.

Vorax says, 'uh..'.

Vorax says, 'Nah.. i don't like used soap'.

Natilena drops her soap down the back of Vorax's gown.

Fobro says (in old-common), 'especially not used from here'.

Fobro chuckles, evidently amused.

Vorax says, 'you all did remember to unwrap the soap, right?'.

You say, 'disposed of!'.

Fobro chuckles, evidently amused.

Vorax wiggles.

Vorax stops using a hospital gown.
Vorax wiggles his bottom toward you.
Vorax wears a hospital gown about his body.

You say, 'noooo!'.

Mars says (in common), 'i need someone to still luffa my stretch marks'.

Natilena tries to hide behind Mars then changes her mind quickly and heads for Fobro.
 
Vorax snickers softly.

Tweedle hides behind Natilena hiding behind Fobro.

Vorax laughs.

Fobro coughs.

Natilena things Fobro should make himself bigger or something.

Vorax says, 'i dunno how you 2 are hiding behind such a short guy'.

Fobro chuckles, evidently amused.

Tweedle says (in common), 'not very well, that's how'.

Fobro says (in old-common), 'too true'.

You say, 'I crouched a little'.

Vorax nods.

Fobro says (in old-common), 'I know elves are thin...'.

Tweedle tickles Vorax.

Mars hides behind tweedle hiding behind natilena behind fobro, what are we hiding from?

Novis pokes Fobro in the ribs.

Vorax says, 'crouching elf, hidden imm'.

Fobro says (in old-common), 'but aren't you like more than twice my height?'.

Natilena turns herself into a mouse sized elf.
 
Tweedle crouches.

Fobro chuckles, evidently amused.
Fobro laughs.

You say, 'squeek!'.

Fobro laughs.

Vorax snickers softly.

Fobro laughs.
 
Vorax says, 'good thing there isn't an elephant in here'.

You say, 'must hide from Vorax!  hes mr crazy flasher!'.

Vorax says, 'but ...'.

Fobro chuckles, evidently amused.

Tweedle pulls an elephant out of his back pocket and hides behind it.

Vorax laughs.
Fobro laughs.

The elephant moves to hide behind Mars hiding behind Tweedle hiding behind 
Natilena hiding behind Fobro

Fobro blinks.

Fobro scratches his head.

The elephant fills his trunk with water from the baths and sprays everyone!

Vorax says, 'akk'.

Tweedle hides behind the elephant hiding behind Mars hiding behind Tweedle 
hiding behind Natilena hiding behind Fobro.

Fobro chuckles, evidently amused.

Vorax laughs.
Tweedle realizes he's also hiding behind Natilena, and moves back to his spot in line.

Tweedle says (in common), 'that was a close one...'.

Vorax snickers softly.

Tweedle sighs loudly.

You say, 'there!  can't flash us now!'.

Fobro says (in old-common), 'uh'.

Tweedle says (in common), 'I'll show you who can't flash who!'.

Tweedle stands up.
Tweedle stops using a pair of chain mail leggings.
Tweedle stops using a chain mail shirt.
Tweedle wiggles his bottom.

Tweedle tries to break dance, but nearly breaks his neck!

You say, 'noooo!  its catching!'.

Tweedle wears a pair of chain mail leggings on his legs.

Vorax stops using a hospital gown.
Vorax wiggles his bottom towards the elephant.
Vorax wears a hospital gown about his body.

Tweedle wears a chain mail shirt on his body.
Tweedle gets a rune-covered helm from a saddlebag.

Tweedle stops using a splint mail helmet.
Tweedle wears a rune-covered helm on his head.

Tweedle puts a splint mail helmet in a saddlebag.

You say, 'you'll catch more than you think walking around like that'.

Fobro chuckles, evidently amused.

Tweedle nods.

Natilena peers at the elephant afraid it will flash her too.

Tweedle says (in common), 'Fish, if I wanted'.

Vorax says, 'and lose more than you'd want to lose....'.

Tweedle waits for someone to catch on.

Tweedle rests.

Tweedle patiently twiddles his thumbs.

You say, 'oh I caught it all right'.

Vorax says, 'you'd lose your worm! :P'.

snicker tweedle
You snicker with him about your shared secret.

You say, 'fish bite you know!'.

Tweedle says (in common), 'I bite too'.

Vorax says, 'they have TEETH!'.

Tweedle glares around him.

You say, 'you bite back?'.

Tweedle nods.

You say, 'doesn't it taste sort of fishy?'.

Tweedle nibbles on your ear.

A shark swims around Tweedle

You say, 'ewww.. hope you don't do that to the fish'.

Tweedle nibbles on a shark.

Tweedle snickers softly.

Fobro chuckles, evidently amused.

A shark bite's Tweedle's worm

You wince.  Ouch!

Tweedle says (in common), 'Muha!'.

Fobro says (in old-common), 'well...'.

Tweedle says (in common), 'that was a joke!'.

Fobro chuckles, evidently amused.

You say, 'that degraded quickly'.

You giggle.

Tweedle says (in common), '(I stole that one from Shaido)'.

Vorax grins evilly.

Fobro says (in old-common), 'I'll say'.

You say, 'all his fault again of course'.

You tickle Vorax.

Vorax grins evilly.
Fobro chuckles, evidently amused.

title thinks its ALL Vorax's fault
Ok.

who nati
1 player.
Elf [    Demigoddess    ] Natilena thinks its ALL Vorax's fault

Vorax says, 'well, i've had my bath...'.
Vorax winks suggestively at you.

Vorax says, 'and i'm tired'.
Vorax winks suggestively at you.

Fobro chuckles, evidently amused.

You say, 'so was group bathing everything you thought it would be?'.

Vorax says, 'so i think i'll be going to bed now'.
Vorax winks suggestively at you.
Vorax nudges you.  What's his hurry?!

Tweedle says (in common), 'I think he wants you to join him, Nati'.

Tweedle shudders from the sheer thought of it.

You nod in recognition to him.

Vorax says, 'you made it worth the while :)'.

shiv
Brrrrrrrrr.

Tweedle shrugs.

Tweedle sighs loudly.

Vorax laughs.

Tweedle says (in common), 'I'm your ordained, it's up to me to take the hits'.

You say, 'group sleeping in the sanitarium too?'.

Tweedle sighs loudly.
 
Tweedle stands up.

Tweedle says (in common), 'let's go'.

Tweedle rolls his eyes.

cheer tweedle
You cheer him on, confident in his abilities.

Tweedle tickles Vorax.

Tweedle ftells, 'hehe'.

You say, 'go Tweedle go!'.

Vorax says, 'of course.. they have dorm rooms'.

Fobro chuckles, evidently amused.

Tweedle sucks on Vorax's toes.

Vorax says, 'eew'.

You say, 'ah!'.

You say, 'well at least they're clean'.

Fobro says (in old-common), 'ok, I think I'll be going now'.
Fobro waves happily.

Vorax says, 'I'll have an orderly escort you to your room'.

You wave goodbye to Fobro.
Fobro leaves north.

Tweedle says (in common), 'Muha! I have managed to repulse the irrepulsable!'.

Tweedle snickers with Vorax about their shared secret.

Tweedle snaps his fingers.

Tweedle says (in common), 'fine:P'.

Vorax says, 'a room away from me! :P'.

You giggle.

You say, 'I want one down the hall'.

You say, 'FAR down the hall'.

Vorax snickers softly.

Tweedle laps up water from the bath.

Tweedle stands up.

Vorax says, 'i'll make sure we're roomies'.

Tweedle says (in common), 'I'm off'.

Vorax winks suggestively.

Isolas gossips (in elven), 'TWEEDLE!'.

Tweedle says (in common), 'gonna go see if I can mooch some exp off Fobro'.

Tweedle gossips (in common), 'wha?'.

Isolas gossips (in elven), 'That's not very sanitary.'.

You laugh.
Vorax grins evilly.

Vorax waves goodbye to Tweedle.

Tweedle gossips (in common), 'it's clean water! I swears it!'.

You say, 'oh no!  i'll be left to deal with it all alone again!'.

Tweedle snickers with you about your shared secret.
 
Tweedle comforts you.

You say, 'the elephant will save me!'.

Tweedle nods in recognition to you.

Tweedle says (in common), 'trusty elephant'.

Vorax cooks the elephant and eats it.

Tweedle screams loudly!

Vorax burps loudly.

Tweedle pulls another elephant out of his back pocket.

Vorax gasps in astonishment.

Tweedle leaves north.

Vorax hugs you.

You hug him.

Vorax grins evilly.

Vorax wanders away to look elsewhere.

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