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The War of the Words
It might just be *my* opinion, but the in character forums, ie., Ceremonial, Logs, are merely an extension of the text-based game we know and love. I see the verbal barrage as another channel we have at our disposal, much like the gossip channel, but one that allows for more complete discussions. If you don't like it, simply type channel -logs, or channel -ceremonial (click marked as read and move on to the OOC section).

The IC threads are just another way we can play the game. For example, a new thread starts on Logs: (and this is long but I was lazy and didn't want to add an attachment!)

The Lower Hall 
Area: Adventurer's Guild 
[Exits: north up] 
This hallway must have been built by giants! It is huge! Then 
again, there are more than a few giants that belong to The Guild, so 
it may just be so. A stairway leads up to another hallway above. 
Alex is resting here. 
Rand is resting here. 
Wish is resting here. 
Solaron is resting here. 
Mordith is resting here. 
Mish Leigh Salvandor will use her contacts to help you... for a price. 

<548hp 300ma 605mv(7569) 14738gp ft: none > 
Alex's whine *** DEMOLISHES *** you. 
You dodge Solaron's verbal attack. 
You dodge Mordith's verbal attack. 
You parry Mordith's verbal attack. 

<442hp 300ma 605mv(7569) 14738gp ft: Alex > 
Rand utters the words, 'itsjusagammee'. 
You are surrounded by a sense of fair play. 
You parry Alex's verbal attack. 
You dodge Alex's verbal attack. 
Wish's squishy mauls you. 
Your sense of fair play absorbs the damage. 

<421hp 300ma 605mv(7569) 14738gp ft: Alex > 
Teluin arrives from above. 
Teluin utters the words 'fuyhyousuck'. 
Teluin's verbal onslaught MASSACRES you. 
Your sense of fair play has been shattered! 
Alex utters the words 'loserflametrainmoron'. 
Alex's spew of insults MUTILATES you. 
Your witty retort DISEMBOWELS Alex. 
Alex parries your verbal attack. 
Your witty retort DISEMBOWELS Alex. 
You dodge Solaron's verbal attack. 
You parry Mordith's verbal attack. 
You dodge Wish's verbal attack. 

<311hp 300ma 605mv(7569) 14738gp ft: Alex > 
The aura of righteous indignation around your body fades. 
Lins arrives from above. 
Azeworai arrives from above. 
Lins utters the words, 'pizza'. 
A warm feeling fills your body. 
Azeworai's run-on sentence EVISCERATES Alex. 
You dodge Alex's verbal attack. 
Solaron's biting sarcasm *** ANNIHILATES *** you! 
You feel very sick. 
You parry Mordith's verbal attack. 
You dodge Wish's verbal attack. 
Teluin's flippant remark injures you. 

<323hp 300ma 605mv(7569) 14738gp ft: > 
Lins rescues you! 
You quaff a can of Red Bull. 
You are surrounded by an indignant aura. 
Solaron engages Azeworai! 
Azeworai dodges Solaron's verbal attack. 
Teluin utters the words, 'fuyhyousuck'. 
Teluin's verbal onslaught *** ANNIHILATES *** Azeworai. 
Alex dodges Lins' verbal attack. 
Alex parries Lins' verbal attack. 
Your witty retort devastates Teluin. 
Solaron dodges your verbal attack. 
Wish utters the words, 'ultimatesquish'. 
Wish's slimy tentacle MUTILATES Azeworai. 
Azeworai has fled! 

<322hp 300ma 605mv(7569) 14738gp ft: Teluin > 
Neodis arrives from above. 
Neodis utters the words, 'preachit'. 
Neodis evangelizes the room. 
You shiver and suffer. 
Your poisoned ego scratches at itself. 
Teluin makes a complicated looking gesture. 
This locale has been cleansed from unnatural evangelizing. 
Teluin dodges your verbal attack. 
Teluin dodges your verbal attack. 
Alex parries Lins' verbal attack. 
Solaron engages you! 
You deftly move out of the way of Solaron's attack. 

<322hp 300ma 605mv(7569) 14738gp ft: Teluin > 
You utter the words, 'deflateego'. 
Your witty retort *** DEMOLISHES *** Solaron. 
Your witty retort MASSACRES Solaron. 
Lins' inflammatory speech MASSACRES Alex. 
Lins' inflammatory speech MASSACRES Alex. 
Rand utters the words 'fuyhyousuck'. 
Rand's verbal onslaught EVISCERATES Solaron. 
Teluin's flippant remark mauls you. 
You dodge Wish's verbal attack. 
Mordith rescues Solaron! 
Mordith's condescending tone MUTILATES you. 
Alex has fled! 

<292hp 300ma 605mv(7569) 14738gp ft: > 
Azeworai arrives from the north. 
Azeworai gives you some skittles. 
You eat some skittles. 
Ok. 
A warm feeling fills your body. 
Solaron utters the words, 'lastword'. 
Solaron gives you an evil wink. 
Solaron quaffs a can of Mountain Dew. 
Solaron is surrounded by an indignant aura. 
Azeworai's run-on sentence *** DEMOLISHES *** Wish. 
Azeworai dodges Wish's verbal attack. 
You parry Teluin's verbal attack. 
You dodge Mordith's verbal attack. 
Mordith parries Lins' verbal attack. 
Solaron outmaneuvers your dodge attempt. 
Solaron's biting sarcasm MUTILATES you. 
Rand utters the words, 'fuyhyousuck'. 
Rand's verbal onslaught devastates Solaron. 

<268hp 300ma 605mv(7569) 14738gp ft: Mordith > 
Solaron engages Rand! 
Solaron's biting sarcasm *** DEMOLISHES *** Rand. 
Solaron's biting sarcasm *** DEMOLISHES *** Rand. 
Rand has fled! 
Lins engages Teluin! 
Lins' inflammatory speech DISEMBOWELS Teluin. 
Teluin has fled! 
Azeworai's run-on sentence EVISCERATES Wish. 
Wish has fled! 
Mordith's condescending tone MUTILATES you. 
Mordith's condescending tone maims you. 

<228hp 300ma 605mv(7569) 14738gp ft: Mordith > 
Schwartz has entered the game. 
Zip arrives from the north. 
Rand arrives from above. 
Rand utters the words, 'itsjusagammee'. 
You are surrounded by a sense of fair play. 
Mordith engages Rand! 
Rand dodges Mordith's verbal attack. 
Rand's sense of fair play absorbs the damage. 
Solaron's biting sarcasm DISEMBOWELS you. 
Your sense of fair play has been shattered! 
Lins rescues you! 
You eat a Cheerio. 
A warm feeling fills your body. 
Azeworai's run-on sentence MASSACRES Mordith. 
Mordith parries Azeworai's verbal attack. 

<280hp 300ma 605mv(7569) 14738gp ft: Mordith > 
Schwartz scratches his head. 
Zip sits down and thinks deeply. 
Wish arrives from the north. 
Wish utters the words, 'sepiodsexjokes'. 
Schwartz appears to be unaffected by the non-directed attack. 
Zip appears to be unaffected by the non-directed attack. 
Wish's freakiness *** ANNIHILATES *** Rand. 
Rand is mortally dumbfounded, and will lose brain cells soon, if not aided. 
Wish's freakiness *** ANNIHILATES *** Solaron. 
Solaron is mortally dumbfounded, and will lose brain cells soon, if not aided. 
Wish's freakiness *** ANNIHILATES *** Mordith. 
Mordith is mortally dumbfounded, and will lose brain cells soon, if not aided. 
Wish's freakiness *** ANNIHILATES *** Azeworai. 
Azeworai is mortally dumbfounded, and will lose brain cells soon, if not aided. 
Wish's freakiness *** ANNIHILATES *** Lins. 
Lins is mortally dumbfounded, and will lose brain cells soon, if not aided. 
Wish's freakiness *** ANNIHILATES *** you! 
You are completely dumbfounded and will lose brain cells quickly, if not aided. 

Thingone ftells, '### Wish's sense of humor pulverized by Vex at Lower Hall ###'. 
You feel better! 
You feel better! 
You feel better! 

<548hp 300ma 605mv(7569) 14738gp ft: > 
The Lower Hall 
Area: Adventurer's Guild 
[Exits: north up] 
This hallway must have been built by giants! It is huge! Then 
again, there are more than a few giants that belong to The Guild, so 
it may just be so. A stairway leads up to another hallway above. 
Vex is here. 
Azeworai is here. 
Alex is resting here. 
Rand is resting here. 
Wish is resting here. 
Solaron is resting here. 
Mordith is resting here. 
Lins is resting here. 
Neodis is resting here. 
Mish Leigh Salvandor will use her contacts to help you... for a price. 

Vex utters the words, 'immunityfromsepiodsexjokes'. 
Ok. 

<548hp 300ma 605mv(7569) 14738gp ft: > 
Wish glares at Vex. 
Wish says, 'You are all putrid disbelieving infidels who shall all be slain, some sooner than others. *SQUISH* *SQUISH*'. 

And that's how it goes. Rock on! 

Lexie, 
Girl Power, Inc.

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