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TFC heroes

Yes, we have all heard of the Budwiser Real American Heroes, if you haven't then you should have. Anyway, I became bored in class and scribbled some TFC heroes down. Have fun, and please make up your own and add to it:) (These are just making fun of stereotypical names you hear get slung about.)

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TFC presents
Real TFC heroes
Today we salute you Mr. Safe room wall holder upper

Because of your tireless efforts, those mamby-pamby adventurers
have somewhere to run to.

Fighting demons? No thanks.
Randoming? Never heard of it.
Insulting players much bigger than you, from the comfort of recall.
Oh yeah.

After all, if you can't run with the big dogs you might as well make
fun of them, that's your motto.
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TFC presents
Real TFC heroes
Today we salute you Mr. Suicidal Mage guy

Only a true mage has no fear of teleporting into the unknown
27 times with a hoard of demons after him.

Fleeing? What's that?
Wimpy? No thanks.
For a suicidal mage goes out in a blaze of glory!

If you can't get out of a bind with darkness and jump,
then you deserve to die.
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Real TFC Heroes
Today we salute you Mr. Eq Hoarder

Because you never log on, or leave safe, those dying to have
your eq will always have desires

Purging Eq? No thanks.
Died in a pk? No way.
Insulted every log in because you have nice gear and won't use it...
You live for it.

After all, if everyone happens to lose their eq in some freak dragon
accident, you are still lookin' sharp.
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Real TFC Heroes
Today we salute you Mr. Newbie Killer

Your skills, your talent, makes you king of those level 15
and lower.

Leveling? Never heard of it
Playin' with Vex and Solaron? Not for you
Pk'ing everyone level 10 to 15. Yes please!

Who says that all the fun is at 30, 40, or 50? When you have all
the targets you want walking out of Camp Tolanrael.
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Real TFC Heroes
Today we salute you Mr. Info and Stealing Whore

Your thief class...serves the realm justice, for it allows you
to find those that no one can find!

PK'ing with power? No chance
Tanking in rumbles? Not your style
Info'ing and stealing from those that annoy you and your allies.
You die for.

Why be a pk'er, when you can just give information to those that
will do the dirty work.
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TFC presents
Real TFC Heroes
Today we salute you Mr. Corpse and weapon picker upper

You have the finest spamming ability the TFC realm has ever seen,
and you know it.

Engaging in battle? Not for you
Sitting in guild? Never heard of it
Spamming get all in rumbles and pk's while the big dogs have it out...
Now we're talkin'

Why become a sociopath when you can get the benefits of one for free.

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