Click Here to Play "The Final Challenge"

(located at mud.finalchallenge.net port 4000)

(this is from tokugawa's point of view, and has been edited to reduce spam, etc.)
*** Anyone who is interested in watching Oook perform, please go to the amphetheater.

*** He'll start at approximately 17:40 mud-time

Coleman says, 'I just have the best timing'.

Oook bounces around.

Coleman says, 'unless Oook does this every evening'.

DarkClaw enthusiastically cheers Oook to victory.

The walls of the amphitheater bend outward...but do not break.

Oook chuckles, evidently amused.

Oook says (in common), 'Nope'.

Oook says (in common), 'This am only the third one'.

Triston says, 'ook and eve in the same room'.

Triston shivers uncomfortably.

Lycron bows before Tynian.

Oook gets a small drum from a saddlebag.

Coleman says, 'yipes...I'll be back in a minute'.

Oook stops using a wooden tower shield.

Coleman leaves...you smile knowing there's someone goofier than you.
 
Oook holds a small drum in his hands.

Oook bows deeply.
 
Someone lays an old-fashioned "wet willy" in Triston's ear!
 
Serene grins evilly.
DarkClaw laughs.
 
Oook snickers softly.
 
Serene nibbles on DarkClaw's ear.

Valgar scratches his head.
 
A large boom echos over the room.  Triston helps Oook back to his feet.
 
Majere fades into view somewhere between darkness and light.
 
Majere bows deeply.

Triston slaps someone across the face, leaving a red handprint.

Oook chuckles, evidently amused.
 
Triston says, 'oops'.
 
Eve struts, hoping to get Pitt's attention.

l
The Storytelling Amphitheater
[Exits: west]
You are in a small amphitheater. Several rows of curved marble benches
curl comfortably around a raised dais. The high ceiling and polished
stone walls are shaped to reflect the voice of the speaker at the dais,
letting them be heard throughout the room. An open archway to the west
leads out into a small courtyard.
(Intense Light Cyan Aura) Majere is here.
(Dark Red Aura) Mace is here.
(Light Cyan Aura) Pitt is resting here.
(Invis) (Dark Red Aura) Serene is here.
(Dark Red Aura) Eve is here.
(Light Green Aura) Grale is resting here.
(Intense Dark Red Aura) Triston is here.
(Light Cyan Aura) Valgar is here.
(Dark Red Aura) Lycron is resting here.
(Dark Red Aura) Silence is resting here.
(Intense Light Cyan Aura) Tynian is here.
(Invis) (Light Cyan Aura) Ihsahn is here.
(Light Cyan Aura) DarkClaw is here.
(Intense Light Cyan Aura) Cordir is here.
(Light Cyan Aura) Oook is here.

Triston says, 'wait kerri'.
 
Triston says, 'do that again'.
 
Triston says, 'that felt'.
 
Lycron cackles gleefully at Triston.
 
Triston says, 'amazingly'.
 
Triston says, 'sensual'.
 
Lycron draws a cold, frosty beer for Kerriariadne.
 
Lycron downs a cold, frosty beer.
 
Mace raises an eyebrow at DarkClaw.
 
Lycron draws a cold, frosty beer for Triston.

Eve grins evilly at Triston.
 
Someone twitches.

Eve licks her lips and smiles.

DarkClaw hugs Mace.

DarkClaw smiles happily.

Triston wiggles his bottom.

Kerriariadne is revealed!

Kerriariadne twitches.

Serene spanks Triston playfully.

Serene spanks Triston playfully.

Grale sneaks down and steals a front-row seat.

who immortal
7 players.
Hum [     Attendant     ] Coleman: Dark Attendant, and quite Mirthy
Elf [      Demigod      ] Kerriariadne Bala'Bandienne, Lord of the Dark
Hum [    Greater God    ] Tokugawa.
Dwa [    Implementor    ] Tynian.
Hum [      Demigod      ] Majere,  God of Monks   Clan of the Rose 
Hum [    Triat Weaver   ] Cordir, Lady of Fate, oathed to the Stormreaver
Hum [      Demigod      ] Triston How much SIN can I get away with and still go

who 
26 players.
Hum [       Wa: 1       ] Logain the Boy
Gno [    Wa:22 Sh:22    ] Lycron, Advocate of the Dark.
Hum [       Cl: 8       ] Brakus the Sin of Wrath
Hum [     Attendant     ] Coleman: Dark Attendant, and quite Mirthy
Dwa [    Th:21 Sh:30    ] Kel, Ul'Jabbuk Noamuth d'lil Veldrin.
Hel [ Th:17 Ra:30 Ma:30 ] Grale is an Oook Groupie!  (Sun Captain) -CC-
Elf [      Demigod      ] Kerriariadne Bala'Bandienne, Lord of the Dark
Hum [    Cl: 7 Wa:10    ] Barraic...Wraith is the way to SIN
Hum [    Cl:22 Wa:20    ] Mace is consumed by GREED      *SIN*
Dwa [    Wa:11 Cl:15    ] Nozdormu cleric-like Creature of the Rose
Hum [    Sh:25 Ra:25    ] Valgar, Monk of the Rose                    -CC-
Elf [    Ma:21 Ra:15    ] Aerith, The Young Goblin of Fate.
Hel [       Th:29       ] Silence Lustful Inventory Relocation Expert of Dark
Elf [    Wa:26 Cl:26    ] Blacky Noir, Immolator of the Ashen Moon   [Drow]
Hum [    Greater God    ] Tokugawa.
Min [    Wa: 9 Ma:10    ] Drake, Dalhar Faeruk d'lil Veldrin
Dwa [    Implementor    ] Tynian.
Hum [    Belle Morte    ] DarkClaw, Embraced of the Chosen, Bound to Garland.
Elf [ Ma:27 Wa:26 Th:20 ] Ihsahn, Chosen of Fate.  *Oook Fan Club*
Ogr [       Wa: 7       ] Eve Sinfully strokes a Serpent's sleek scales.
Aar [ Wa:24 Sh:30 Th:20 ] Pitt, Avian Elder   *life*dreams*FATE*
Elf [    Wa:19 Ma:20    ] Serene:Drop your linen and start your Sinnin +Lust+
Ogr [ Bard:  24  20  14 ] Oook is ready to do another bard review!  [Fate!]
Hum [      Demigod      ] Majere,  God of Monks   Clan of the Rose 
Hum [    Triat Weaver   ] Cordir, Lady of Fate, oathed to the Stormreaver
Hum [      Demigod      ] Triston How much SIN can I get away with and still go

 
Oook makes his way up onto the dais.

Oook shouts out, "Allez cuisine!"
 
Oook utters the words, 'create food'.
 
DarkClaw enthusiastically cheers Oook to victory.

Silence heckles oook.

Oook says (in common), 'Eat and Drink!  Eat and Drink!'.

Geddy Lee appears out of nowhere.

Grale won't let anyone heckle his favorite bard!

Oook says (in common), 'For in 1 minute we stop!'.

Oook smiles happily.

Geddy Lee waves to everyone and then shifts back into the shadows.

DarkClaw says (in common), 'Okay, Oook!  You have the floor!'.

Oook bows deeply.
 
Oook laughs.
 
Oook says (in common), 'It is, indeed, time!'.
 
Oook says (in common), 'Thank you all for coming'.
 
Oook smiles happily.
 
Oook bows deeply.
 
Triston watches Oook pick his nose off stage.

Oook says (in common), 'Oh, it's all on stage, Triston'.

Oook says (in common), 'That am the ogre way'.

Oook says (in common), 'Nose picking am a long stage tradition'.

Oook grins toothily.

Oook says (in common), 'But tonight, I bring you something else entirely'.

Oook says (in common), 'Sort of.'.

Oook smiles happily.
 
Oook says (in common), 'I'd like to begin with a song Gytar requested some time 
back'.

Oook says (in common), 'About the popcorn from the Arena'.

Grale grins mischievously.
DarkClaw snickers softly.
Eve laughs.

Oook says, 'The Popcorn Song! ... as requested by Gytar.'

Lycron says (in common), 'hey, we are late'.
 
Triston summons his hydra throne to relax on.

Lycron says (in common), 'its 17:41!'.

Oook plays a little drum roll.

Serene grins evilly.

Oook whispers, 'Then find a seat quick!'
 
Oook chants, 'Little doves in red-white box,'
 
Oook chants, 'From brownish eggs, hard like rocks,'

Oook chants, 'Yellow nectar on their backs,'

Oook chants, 'Salted twice - such yummy snacks!'

Oook slaps the drum twice, making popping noises.
 
Oook chants, 'The fans, they scream for popping corn,'

Eve slips over to Triston in his throne, and caresses one of the seven heads of 
Sin as she listens to Oook play.
 
Oook chants, 'Then lose it quick, from corpse torn,'

DarkClaw tries to imagine what Oook's drum would sound like in the water.
 
Oook chants, 'Bloody doves in red-red box,'
 
Oook chants, 'Stolen by one who yet walks!'
 
Oook slaps the drum again - Pop! Pop! Pop!
 
Oook smiles happily.
 
Oook bows deeply.
 
Ihsahn laughs.
 
Silence hops up and down with his mouth open, you can only assume he is trying to cheer.
 
Grale is so excited that he cheers just for the hell of it.
 
Serene claps at Oook's performance.
 
Lycron shows his approval by clapping his hands together.
 
Grale laughs.
 
Ihsahn claps at Oook's performance.
 
Grale applauds Oook's actions.
 
Grale applauds Oook's actions.
 
Grale applauds Oook's actions.

Tynian smirks.
 
Triston claps at Oook's performance.
 
Pitt enthusiastically cheers Oook to victory.
 
Cordir beams a smile at Oook.
 
Coleman says, 'well done'.
 
Eve shows her approval by clapping her hands together.
 
Oook says (in common), 'The next is a sonnet'.
 
Cordir says, 'well done, Bard.'.
 
DarkClaw enthusiastically cheers Oook to victory.

Oook says (in common), 'Some may know the more common human version'.

Oook says (in common), 'But this is what is spoken of in Ogre circles.'.
 
Oook says (in common), 'Well, more like elipses.  We don't make such good circles'.
 
Oook smiles happily.
 
Oook says (in common), 'Ogre Sonnet 1.'.
 
Eve grunts to Oook to explain yet another pearl of barbarian wisdom.
 
Oook chants, 'Me woman's eyes am not like snot,'
 
Oook chants, 'Mud am far more brown than her lips' brown,
 
Oook chants, 'If swamp am green, why am her skin not?'
 
Oook chants, 'If hairs am trees, hers am fallen down.'
 
Oook chants, 'Me seen shrooms all red and white,'
 
Oook chants, 'But am none there upon her cheeks,'
 
Oook chants, 'And in some rot am more delight,'
 
Oook chants, 'Than in the breath me woman reeks,'
 
Oook chants, 'Me love to hear her scream, yet well me know'
 
Oook chants, 'That trap'd cat have far more good-good sound'
 
Oook chants, 'Me grant me never see a warthog go'
 
Oook chants, 'Me woman, when she trudge, fall down to ground.'
 
Oook chants, '    But me skin it have no wart,'
 
Oook chants, '    So only her what can me court!'
 
Oook bows deeply.

Silence hops up and down with his mouth open, you can only assume he is trying to cheer.
 
Kerriariadne is so excited that he cheers just for the hell of it.
 
Silence hops up and down with his mouth open, you can only assume he is trying to cheer.
DarkClaw claps at Oook's performance.
 
Silence hops up and down with his mouth open, you can only assume he is trying to cheer.
 
Grale grins mischievously.
Silence hops up and down with his mouth open, you can only assume he is trying to cheer.

Eve laughs.
 
Sarik shows his approval by clapping his hands together.
DarkClaw is so excited that she cheers just for the hell of it.
 
Serene smiles happily.
Silence hops up and down with his mouth open, you can only assume he is trying to cheer.
 
Lycron chuckles, evidently amused.
 
Oook says (in common), 'As far as I know, there are no other sonnets'.
 
Silence hops up and down with his mouth open, you can only assume he is trying to cheer.
Ihsahn is so excited that he cheers just for the hell of it.
 
Lycron shows his approval by clapping his hands together.
Tynian smiles happily.
 
Grale enthusiastically cheers Oook to victory.
Eve claps at Oook's performance.
Cordir smiles happily.

Grale enthusiastically cheers Oook to victory.
 
Serene claps at Oook's performance.
 
Triston tilts his purple velvet hat forward towards Coleman.
 
Grale enthusiastically cheers Oook to victory.
 
Oook says (in common), 'So you are now safe'.
 
Oook grins toothily.
 
Silence looks for his hanky to dry his eyes.
 
Grale snickers softly.
 
DarkClaw snickers with Oook about their shared secret.
 
Oook says (in common), 'Last, but far from least, a collection...'.

Coleman says, 'that was very well done, but I don't understand what that had to do 
with popcorn'.
 
Oook says (in common), 'You will when you am older, Coleman'.

Oook grins mischievously.
 
Triston snickers with Oook about their shared secret.

Oook says (in common), 'A Selection of Ogre Nursery Rhymes!''.

DarkClaw says (in common), 'Ooooo!'.

Oook taps a fun little bouncy tune on his drum.
 
Grale is so excited that he cheers just for the hell of it.

Grale grins mischievously.
 
Oook says (in common), 'First up, 'Ompty Ogre!'.
 
Oook chants, 'Ompty Ogre sat on a stump,'

Oook chants, 'Him fall down and make a big THUMP,'

Oook chants, 'All them big spiders and all them old crones,'

Oook chants, 'No could right fix all them busted-broke bones!'
 
DarkClaw giggles at Oook's actions.
 
Oook says (in common), 'And now, 'Ogre be quick!''.

Oook chants, 'Ogre be nimble!  Ogre be quick!'
 
Oook chants, 'Ogre jump over that burning stick!'
 
Oook chants, 'Ooops!  Ogre am be on fire!'
 
DarkClaw laughs.
 
Oook says (in common), 'This one is 'Lil' Miss Ogre.''.

Serene throws back her head and cackles with insane glee!

You chuckle.
 
Grale giggles.

Tynian smirks.

Silence throws his head back and his chest heaves up and down . . . you guess he's 
laughing.
 
Oook chants, 'Child what los', sat in the moss,'

Oook chants, 'Eating the last of her lunch.'
 
Oook chants, 'Along came a spider,'
 
Oook chants, 'What sat down beside her,'
 
Oook chants, 'And him she did thunk to munch!'
 
DarkClaw snickers softly.
 
Grale is so excited that he cheers just for the hell of it.

Grale is so excited that he cheers just for the hell of it.
 
Grale is so excited that he cheers just for the hell of it.
 
DarkClaw enthusiastically cheers Oook to victory.
Cordir giggles.
 
Oook says (in common), 'This one am personal favorite: 'Ring around the mushroom.''.

Oook chants, 'Ring around the mushroom!'

Oook chants, 'Bag what full of bog bloom!'
 
Oook chants, 'Slug-slime! Slug-slime!'

Oook chants, 'All fall down!'

Oook grins mischievously.

Grale grins mischievously.
 
Coleman falls down.
 
Lycron throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!
 
DarkClaw laughs.
 
Silence grins evilly at Oook.
 
Oook says (in common), 'And finally, 'Ooog and Omp!''.
 
Oook chants, 'Ooog and Omp slogged through the swamp'
 
Oook chants, 'To fetch a sockful o' leeches,'

Oook chants, 'Ooog down goes (mud up his nose!),'
 
Oook chants, 'And Omp feel-a snake in his breetches!'
 
Oook bows deeply.
 
Silence hops up and down with his mouth open, you can only assume he is trying to cheer.
 
Lycron shudders from the sheer thought of it.
 
Grale groans loudly.
 
Grale winces.  Ouch!
 
Pitt claps at Oook's performance.
 
Ihsahn applauds Oook's actions.
 
Lycron laughs.
Grale enthusiastically cheers Oook to victory.
 
Pitt snickers softly.
Serene giggles.
 
Coleman claps at Oook's performance.
Serene shows her approval by clapping her hands together.
Kerriariadne hugs Oook.
 
Lycron claps at Oook's performance.
 
Grale applauds Oook's actions.
DarkClaw giggles at Oook's actions.
 
Oook says (in common), 'Thank you!'.
 
DarkClaw gives Oook some gold.
 
Tynian grins mischievously.
 
Oook chuckles, evidently amused.
 
Oook bows before DarkClaw.

DarkClaw says (in common), 'Everyone tips!'.
 
Tynian says, 'Excellent job, Oook'.
 
Grale gives Oook some gold.
 
Tynian smiles happily.
Triston claps at Oook's performance.
 
Oook bows before Tynian.
 
Grale is so excited that he cheers just for the hell of it.
 
Oook says (in common), 'Thank you'.
 
Oook smiles happily.
 
Lycron gives Oook some gold.
 
Oook bows before Grale.

DarkClaw says (in common), 'He worked hard for it!'.

Oook is so excited that he cheers just for the hell of it.
 
Grale grins mischievously.
 
Grale is so excited that he cheers just for the hell of it.

Tynian giggles.

Tynian throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!

Tynian steps through a rift in the universe, and disappears.

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