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The Kitchen
[Exits: west]

A small white fountain gushes forth here.
(Invis) (Light Cyan Aura) Ananasi is resting here.
(Light Cyan Aura) Oook is resting here.
Cordir smiles happily.
Oook pats the fishies.
Thargor arrives from the west.
Oook says (in common), 'Ready?'.
Oook grins toothily.
Oook drinks water from a fountain.
Thargor says (in common), 'Um? alwasy ready :)'.
Thargor fills a water-filled gourd with water.
Oook says (in common), 'Oh, good'.
Cordir blinks at what Ananasi said.
Cordir nods in recognition to Ananasi.
Oook raises one big scraggly eyebrow.
Ananasi says (in common), 'Sing, ogremonkey!'.
Thargor bows before Oook.
Thargor leaves west.
Oook says (in common), 'Der Shiny Fishy Song!'.
Oook pounds out a playful beat on his drum.
Oook chants, 'Shiny fishy swim so long,'
Oook chants, 'Liked me chanty bardy song!'
Oook chants, 'Came to visit every day,'
Oook chants, 'But out in swamp am where he stay!'
Oook snaps out a little drum solo!
Oook chants, 'Shiny fishy swim so far,'
Oook chants, 'Hide from pike an' hungry gar!'
Oook chants, 'Me tell fishy me hide him good,'
Oook chants, 'In a barrel with much food!'
Oook does a quick drumming-clapping mix.
Oook chants, 'Shiny fishy swim so fast,'
Oook chants, 'But all dat feedin' couldn'a last!'
Oook chants, 'Out of barrel, into pot,'
Oook chants, 'Fishy soup - Watch out, am hot!'
Oook bows deeply.
Ananasi enthusiastically cheers Oook to victory.
Ananasi says (in common), 'Huzzah!'.
Someone appears before you, chasing a little green pinpoint of light.
Someone eats a small white fountain.
Oook says (in common), 'Thanks'.
Someone says, 'oops'.
Oook stops using a small drum.
Cordir coughs.
Oook says (in common), 'GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!'.
Oook says (in common), 'MY FISHIES!'.
Cordir winces at Someone.
Someone snickers softly.
Oook says (in common), 'Oh, wait'.
Someone drinks water from a fountain.
Oook says (in common), 'Somebody was messin' with me!'.
Cordir says, 'maybe by eating them, it will put hair on his chest.'.
Someone says, 'Muha!'.
Oook glares.
Oook snickers softly.
Ananasi chuckles at your joke.
Ananasi stands up.
Ananasi utters the words, 'invis'.
Ananasi fades out of existence.
Oook puts a small drum in a saddlebag.
Someone eats an Ananasi fades out of existence.
Ananasi snickers softly.
Abe arrives from the west.
Abe leaves west.
Someone eats an Abe leaves west.
Ananasi hopes it went down well.
Someone says, 'Yummy.'.
Someone whips out his bottle of Teriyaki sauce.
Someone eats saddlebag full of drums.
Oook chuckles, evidently amused.
Oook says (in common), 'Glad you're eatin' yours, not mine'.
Oook gets a puffball mushroom from bag made from blood bat hide.
Oook eats a puffball mushroom.
Oook gets a puffball mushroom from bag made from blood bat hide.
Oook eats a puffball mushroom.
Someone says, 'Oh! Gotta go tickle Lexie.'.
Someone leaves west.
Ananasi chuckles, evidently amused.
(some snippage)
You smile at him.
You hug him.
Oook smiles happily.
Oook grins toothily.
You ponder the question.
You say, 'I'm very glad you're Chosen.'.
Oook says (in common), 'Me?'.
Cordir beams incandescently.
You nod.
Lexie giggles.
You say, 'You.'.
Oook says (in common), 'Oh, good'.
Oook grins toothily.
Vex gives a spell score to Oook.
Lexie gives a couatl feather to Oook.
Oook says (in common), 'Ooo!'.
Oook says (in common), 'Prezzies!'.
Oook hums several notes to a song you didn't know existed.
Oook says (in common), 'Title: I do cure deafness you'.
Lexie gives a spell score to Oook.
Oook prays, 'I have much fun being one :)'.
Lexie says (in common), 'hands full'.
Lexie sniffs sadly.
Oook hums several notes to a song you didn't know existed.
Lexie gives a skill score to Oook.
Oook says (in common), 'Title: waterbreath too close'.
Oook hums several notes to a song you didn't know existed.
Oook ftells, 'Title: Here comes charge'.
Lexie gives a skill score to Oook.
Oook hums several notes to a song you didn't know existed.
Lexie says (in common), 'ahh'.
Oook smiles happily.
Oook says (in common), 'Ooo, handy: Midsummer blynd'.
Vex snickers with Oook about their shared secret.
You grin mischievously at him.
You say, 'nice one'.
Oook nods.
Oook checks his memo list and reels.
Oook says (in common), 'Thanks!'.
Oook bows before Lexie.
Oook bows before Vex.
Lexie says (in common), 'sure :)'.
Lexie curtseys gracefully.
Oook says (in common), 'oooo'.
Oook says (in common), 'All sorts of spiffy stuff.'.
Lexie smiles happily.
Lexie blushes.
Vex sniffs sadly.
Lexie grins to herself. What IS she thinking about...?!
Vex sighs at the sight of Lexie.
Oook prays, 'I try to keep coming up with good ogre songs, so that if Tynian makes the mistake of thinking perhaps Ogre Bards shouldn't exist maybe I can change his m'.
Oook prays, 'mind. :]'.
You [GS] tell Oook, '*grin*'.
You [GS] tell Oook, 'you're certainly the most active bard, and the most bardlike bard'.
Oook prays, 'I try :)'.
Oook prays, 'It helps to have a fun following backing me'.
You hug him.
Oook hugs you.
You ruffle Oook's hair playfully.
Lexie frowns.
Oook turns Lexie upside down so that she can be smiling.
Vex spanks Lexie playfully.
Oook says (in common), 'You know what these fishies are?'.
Oook says (in common), 'Bonsai sharks.'.
Vex grunts something incomprehensible.
Oook says (in common), 'Like normal sharks, but small.'.
Oook says (in common), 'And possibly one bonsai whale.'.
Oook takes one of the less useful scrolls from a bag made of blood bat hide.
Oook wads the scroll into a crude boat for the bonsai whale to swallow.
Oook says (in common), 'Be right back'.
Oook tosses the boat into the fountain.
Oook leaves west.
Oook arrives from the west.
Oook prods the bonsai whale into action!
Oook tries to convince the bonsai whale to at least swamp the small origami whaling ship.
Oook rolls his eyes at the lethargic bonsai whale.
The bonsai whale looks indignant.
Derth raises an eyebrow.
The bonsai whale says (in gurgle), ' can't a chap take a nap?'
Oook says (in common), 'It am crude, yet effective, ogre whaling raft!'.
Oook says (in common), 'Swamp! Swamp!'.
Derth says (in common), 'BONZAI'.
Oook says (in common), 'Wax wroth like hatful of moons!'.
Oook gets a dwarven skull from bag made from blood bat hide.
Oook drinks water from a dwarven skull.
Oook puts a dwarven skull in bag made from blood bat hide.
Oook says (in common), 'Fine. Sleep.'.
The bonsai whale says (in gurgle), 'Is not! Bonsai! I'm not some ninja hollering about... I am a carefully pruned and shaped whale.'
Oook says (in common), 'Yes'.
Oook says (in common), 'Kept small and delicate.'.
The bonsai whale sighs at being exposed to the ignorant masses.
DarkClaw has entered the game.
DarkClaw hugs Oook.
DarkClaw hugs Derth.
Oook says (in common), 'Perhaps bonsai sharks will chew up small origami whaling ship instead'.
Oook hugs DarkClaw.
Mordith arrives from the west.
Almost instantly, a small, dark triangular fin appears, cutting smoothly through the waters of the fountain.
Oook says (in common), 'Swim forth, my pointy-toothed bonsai shark minions!'.
Oook cheers on the fin.
DarkClaw raises an eyebrow at Oook.
The bonsai sharks swarm the origami ship.
Oook hums the 'Jaws' theme under his ogre breath.
DarkClaw chuckles at Oook's joke.
Oook says (in common), 'Huzzah!'.
Oook applauds the bonsai sharks.
Kentesk arrives from the west.
Kentesk drinks water from a fountain.
Kentesk drinks water from a fountain.
Kentesk drinks water from a fountain.
The sharks swim about menancingly, until they are accidently swallowed by Kentesk's over eager gulping.
Oook chuckles, evidently amused.
Oook says (in common), 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'.
A small fin appears at the edge of Kentesk's mouth.
DarkClaw blinks.
Oook says (in common), 'Spit it out! Spit it out!'.
Oook hums several notes to a song you didn't know existed.
Oook says (in common), 'Title: 'Hush little imprint''.
DarkClaw giggles.
Oook hums several notes to a song you didn't know existed.
Oook says (in common), 'Title: Here comes stone skin'.
DarkClaw grins mischievously.
Oook hums several notes to a song you didn't know existed.
Oook says (in common), 'Title: I wanna talk about backstab'.
DarkClaw smirks.
Oook hums several notes to a song you didn't know existed.
Oook says (in common), 'Title: 'On the precipice of cure blindness'.
DarkClaw says (in common), 'Oooo'.
Oook says (in common), 'years of careful pruning... now sushi'.
Oook sighs loudly.
Oook hums several notes to a song you didn't know existed.
Oook hums several notes to a song you didn't know existed.
Oook is so excited that he cheers just for the hell of it.
Oook says (in common), 'Title: (412) 174ma(186) 381mv(225'.
DarkClaw laughs.
Oook growls.
Ananasi snickers softly.
Oook says (in common), 'Title: 'alarm will keep us alive''.
Ananasi laughs.
You giggle.
Ananasi says (in common), 'how true'.
DarkClaw laughs.
You say, 'and it does'.
DarkClaw nods.
DarkClaw nods.
Oook says (in common), 'And: 'cant over troubled water''.
Ananasi snickers softly.
DarkClaw snickers softly.
Oook smiles happily.
The bonsai whale scouts for this aforementioned troubled water.
Oook snickers softly.
Ananasi gives a skill score to Oook.
Oook says (in common), 'Oh, now it wakes up'.
Oook hums several notes to a song you didn't know existed.
The bonsai whale ponders.
Oook says (in common), 'Title: 'common of the day''.
The bonsai whale whistles through its blowhole.
Wunk cants, 'gratz on 50 Abe!'.
Abe cants, 'thanks man :-)'.
Ananasi ruffles Oook's hair playfully.
Kentesk drinks water from a fountain.
Oook says (in common), 'I should go, too'.
Ananasi has left the game.
DarkClaw hugs Oook.
DarkClaw says (in common), 'Take care, Oook.'.
Oook says (in common), 'I will leave the whale to bring you all joy in small amounts'.
Oook grins toothily.
DarkClaw chuckles, evidently amused.
Oook waves happily.
Oook smiles happily.
DarkClaw waves goodbye to Oook.
Oook beats a little exit dance beat on his drum, then holds his breath.
Oook has left the game.

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