Click Here to Play "The Final Challenge"

(located at mud.finalchallenge.net port 4000)

(this is from Lexie's point of view)
time
It is 7am on Marisae the 12th, the month of Peaceful Co-existence,
in the year 2567.

TFC started up at Mon Dec  9 23:08:10 2002
The system time is Thu Dec 12 12:23:50 2002

23 players.
Dwa [    Th:12 Sh:30    ] Kel Eazy Bay Coven
Elf [    Wa:16 Cl:21    ] Mithras the elf.  *sofa king* *Coven*
Hum [       Wa: 2       ] Damay the Boy
Hum [    Wa:30 Cl:30    ] Rath, Unforgiving Judicator of the Black Conclave
Hel [    Wa:11 Cl:13    ] Belebrilad.  It's never easy to understand...
Hum [    Cl:23 Wa:15    ] Blanca... the east, where everything begins...*SUN*
Hel [    Wa:13 Ma:11    ] Hork The Apprentice of Magic.
Elf [    Ra:20 Cl:30    ] Slick Willy, rides the ASH MOON across the sky!!!
Elf [       Ma: 3       ] Kuynuka the Elf
Hum [    Ra:30 Ma:30    ] Alyria, Nashite Llwellyn of Draoi *Rath*   
Hel [    Wa: 3 Cl:11    ] Greaver:  Like the coldest winter chill...
Hum [ Cl:26 Ra:25 Th:20 ] Drakar Grimward : Fateful Tiger of the Chosen
Elf [    Wa: 3 Ma: 9    ] Kailani learns magicks path.
Elf [ Th: 4 Ra:20 Cl:23 ] Jarid, Priest of Mayhem
Elf [    Ra:12 Ma:15    ] Ghazkull Mahsong, wishes to speak with Tamar *FATE*
Elf [ Th:28 Wa:30 Cl:30 ] Anduin, Lunar Knight of the WarDancers
Dwa [ Wa:24 Sh:30 Th:20 ] Wistom CHOO CHOO WarD
Elf [ Th:13 Wa:30 Ma:30 ] Wish, Foul Sepiod of the Black Conclave
Hel [    Ma:18 Ra:15    ] Ambrose Dayhin (Terra Tel) *Wyrm* --Fate--
Hel [    Vampyre God    ] [GS] Khore looks a bit pale. 
Hel [       Ma: 6       ] HarKlan the Half-Elf Maiden
Hum [ Wa:30 Th:30 Ma:30 ] Lexie, CEO of Bad Sport, Inc. [104] --*Vex*--
Ogr [       Wa:12       ] Syn the Ogre

Guild Hall
[Exits: north east south west]
This huge room is the meeting place for all known adventurers of the  
world.  Due to special magics set upon the room, going north will allow
you instant transport to your hometown, no matter what your race may
be.  The room is filled with many people, most of them wannabe
adventurers, but scattered amongst the throng of people you spot more
than a few living legends.  It is rumored that even immortals visit
this place upon occasion.
An obsidian spearhead lies here unfinished.
(Charmed) A ferret pokes around.
Syn is here.
Anduin is here.


The ferret looks back at you, decides you are no threat, and goes back to
investigating its surroundings.
A neck tag says 'My master is Lexie'.
A ferret is in perfect health.

You auction (in common), 'I need a name for my pet ferret, who ever gives me
the best name wins 10k!'.     

Anduin says (in elven), 'I already told you!'.

Wish gossips (in common), 'Feral the Ferret'.

Anduin pokes you in the ribs.

You giggle.

You gossip (in common), 'hmm'.

HarKlan gossips (in common), 'Sneaks the Ferret'.

Wish gossips (in common), 'or how about Mogli'.
Syn says (in common), 'wait'.

Lania auctions (in common), 'Male or Female'.

Damay gossips (in common), 'Farfel'. 

You gossip (in common), 'cute Harklan'.

Wish gossips (in common), 'all ferrets are male'.

You auction (in common), 'female'.

Jarid gossips (in common), 'Zimba'.

Hork tells you (in common), 'squeaks'.

You tell Hork (in common), 'Oooh'.

Greaver auctions (in common), 'Bandersnatch'.

Belebrilad tells you (in common), 'name it vexie!'.

You tell Belebrilad (in common), 'hehe'.

Syn says (in common), 'kodo'.   

You ponder the question.

Hork tells you (in common), 'like?'.

Slick gossips (in elven), 'freddie the ferret'.

Syn says (in common), 'or podo'.

Anduin says (in elven), 'Bingy'.

Wish auctions (in common), 'i like bandersnatch'.

You tell Hork (in common), 'maybe :)'.

Drakar tells you (in common), 'Frank!'.

Wish auctions (in common), 'hell, i like plain ole snatch'.

You tell Drakar (in common), 'bah'. 
Someone gossips, 'Ashtaroth The Adorable'.

Anduin says (in elven), 'Tiggles'.

Kailani tells you (in common), 'Daray'.

You gossip (in common), 'Ashtaroth?'.

You say (in common), 'ooh'.

You say (in common), 'thats cute'.

Wish gossips (in common), 'thats too long'.

Greaver gossips (in common), 'isn't that a name from Warcraft 2?'.

Kailani tells you (in common), 'Are you of darkness?'.

You tell Kailani (in common), 'Yes'.    

Kailani tells you (in common), 'Daray if a boy, means Dark.  Darcie if a girl,
means of the Dark.'.

Kailani tells you (in common), 'Best suggestions I can give. :)'.

You tell Kailani (in common), 'Oooh'.

Wish gossips (in common), 'i need to know more about your ferret'.

Hork gossips (in common), 'When will we know results *smile*'.

You gossip (in common), 'It's cute and cuddly'.

You gossip (in common), 'I need more names :P'.

Someone gossips, 'Its a name of a sumerian goddess, I think. WarCraft stole
it.'.

Wish gossips (in common), 'does it smell?'.  

Wish gossips (in common), 'in my experience all ferrets kind of smell'.

You gossip (in common), 'It doesn't smell :P'.

Jarid gossips (in common), 'If he is cute and cuddly, name it jarid'.

Someone gossips, 'what about 'Wigglet''.

You gossip (in common), 'Mine does not smell'.

Hork tells you (in common), 'Squeaks! *giggle*'.

You gossip (in common), 'Oooh wigglet is cute'.

Anduin says (in elven), 'copy of Tiggles'.

Hork gossips (in common), 'its too cutesy though *smile*'.

Someone gossips, 'As in, small and cute like Piglet from the Winnie the Pooh   
books, but full ofWiggleness for being a ferret'.

Damay gossips (in common), 'Farfel is cuter'.

Wish gossips (in common), 'did you have the stink gland removed?  if you didn't
then it certainly smells'.

You gossip (in common), 'farfel makes me think of volkswagen'.

Anduin gossips (in elven), 'did you Wish?'.

Greaver gossips (in common), 'How about "Fugly"?  That's a nice cutesy name'.

Wish gossips (in common), 'no, we never removed your stink gland anduin'.

Wish gossips (in common), 'which is why you have such a problem with the
ladies'.

Someone gossips, 'Name it Khore Junior.  Because ferrets are evil blood sucking
little bastards.'.

Anduin gossips (in elven), 'I know, that's why I scare the ladies'.

You gossip (in common), 'hehe'.

You gossip (in common), 'Khore!!'.

Someone gossips, 'where?'.

You gossip (in common), 'I don't know, but who ever wants it Khore Jr ...'.

HarKlan says (in common), 'Streaks?'.

Wish gossips (in common), 'you can't name the ferret khore, thats uncouth'.
You say (in common), 'oh'.

Wish gossips (in common), 'does the ferret have short whiskers, or long ones?'.
Someone gossips, 'You could be unoriginal and try Kodopodo or PodoKodo'.

Greaver gossips (in common), 'I'm sticking with Bandersnatch'.

You gossip (in common), 'Ok so far I like Squeaks, Darcie, and Tiggles'.

Wish gossips (in common), 'oh god'.

Someone gossips, 'If you don't name it soon, I'll remove the necessity to give
it a name.'.

Kailani gossips (in common), 'Yay!  '.

Wish gossips (in common), 'those names are horrible'.

You gossip (in common), 'gah'.

Anduin gossips (in elven), 'quiet Wish, Tiggles is a champ!'.     
Majere tells you, 'Skimbleshanks!'.

Hork gossips (in common), 'This is her contest Wish *smile*'.

You tell Majere (in common), 'hehe :P'.

Majere tells you, '*cackle*'.

Someone gossips, 'Oh, you want a cute name?'.

Wish gossips (in common), 'am i not allowed to have an opinion?'.

Anduin gossips (in elven), 'I already said Anduin'.
Someone gossips, 'How about "Bouncy DEATH"'.

You gossip (in common), 'well it IS cute'.

Someone gossips, '"Squeaky MURDERER"'.    

Greaver looks at a ferret.

Coulter tells you (in common), 'name it Pip'.

Damay gossips (in common), 'Tippy.'.

You gossip (in common), 'oh forgot Wigglet too, I like that one'.

Wish gossips (in common), 'ferrets are cute, but they are predators'.

You tell Coulter (in common), 'oooh'.

You gossip (in common), 'Ooooh another good one, Pip!'.

Wish gossips (in common), 'you have to give it a predatorily cute name'.

Greaver says (in common), 'Bandersnatch!'.

Greaver hugs a ferret.   

Wish gossips (in common), 'wigglet sounds like something you do late at night
all alone under the covers'.

You gossip (in common), 'Ok I think I've decided'.

Wish gossips (in common), 'of course if you REALLY like your ferret, maybe
thats appropirate'.

Anduin tells you (in elven), 'how about Boogers?'.

Hork gossips (in common), '*drum roll*'.

You tell Anduin (in common), 'ewww'.

HarKlan says (in common), 'Little Thief, Snatch?'.

Anduin tells you (in elven), 'Boogers the Ferret'.
HarKlan tickles a ferret.  

Wish gossips (in common), '<-----gets ready to puke'.

Coulter gossips (in common), 'hah'.

Someone gossips, 'Call it "Roffles"'.

Majere says, 'call it squishy'.

Someone gossips, 'Short for "Roffles, the murdering rat of death and
dismemberment."'.

Anduin gossips (in elven), 'exactly'.

Wish gossips (in common), 'lexie, are you going to keep us in suspense for
ever, or you gonna tell us what you picked for this stinky little critter?'.

Anduin gossips (in elven), 'she called it Boogers'.

You gossip (in common), 'I did not!'. 

You gossip (in common), 'Ok I goofed but if you look at me you see its name'.

Greaver gossips (in common), 'Lexie is a ferret named Pip'.

You tell Hork (in common), 'I named it Pip!'.

Someone gossips, 'Pip.'.

Wistom gossips (in common), 'lexie go to a no recall no tele locked room and i
will fix ya'.

Someone gossips, 'Short for Peregrin?'.

Drakar gossips (in common), 'I thought it would be time to fix the ferret now
that its named.'.

Wish gossips (in common), 'i thought lexie was already fixed, which is why she
is so moody all the time'.     

You give Coulter 10000 gold.

You thank Coulter heartily.

Greaver gossips (in common), 'Pippin is short for Peregrin'.

Wish gossips (in common), 'okay, now that lexie has named her ferret, i would
like some help getting a name for my pet tape worm'.

Someone gossips, 'Herman.'.

Wish gossips (in common), 'he's cute and cuddly, and enjoys long nights reading
by my large intestine'.

Greaver says (in common), 'since you rejected my suggestion, I'm going to kill
every ferret in sight now'.

You gasp in astonishment.   

Wish gossips (in common), 'he's a little bit shy and does burps in the cutest
way after ingesting 1/4 of the food that passes through my gut'.

Greaver gossips (in common), '1/4?  That's one big tapeworm'.

 l ferret
This cuddly little ferret looks up at its adoring mistress and jumps on her
shoulder.
It peers at you with intense curiosity, and seeing that you pose no threat,
says, "Hi, my name is Pip!"
A ferret is in perfect health.

Wish gossips (in common), 'sometimes if i shine a light into my throat i can
see him peeking back up at me'.

Greaver tells you (in common), 'A ferret is DEAD!'.

You gossip (in common), 'Greaver is killing Pip's brothers and sisters'.  

You gossip (in common), 'FERRET KILLER'.

Wish gossips (in common), 'seriously though folks, yesterday i learned that
they used to advertise tapeworms in magazines as a way to keep slim and trim'.

Greaver gossips (in common), 'A ferret is DEAD! A ferret is DEAD! A ferret is
DEAD!'.

Onyx gossips (in minotaur), 'Tape Worms are Great!!!!!!!!!!!'.

Onyx gossips (in minotaur), 'they dont even rot out your teeth'.

Greaver gossips (in common), 'it's for their own good... I'm killing them
before they find out they have a sibling named "Pip"'.

You gossip (in common), 'Pip is a great name!'.

You gossip (in common), 'Lexie and Pip'.   

You gossip (in common), 'Pip and Lexie'.

Greaver gossips (in common), 'A ferret is DEAD!'.

Wish gossips (in common), 'lexie all that is important is that you like the
name'.

Wish gossips (in common), 'even if it is pretty lame'.

You gossip (in common), 'True, now someone kill Greaver'.

Someone questions, 'Are you going to bury it now too?'.

Your pet is hungry.
Your pet is thirsty.

You say (in common), 'ack'.

You say (in common), 'its hungry!'.

Natilena tickles you - hee hee hee.

You gossip (in common), 'Oh no! Pip can't eat the pet chow I bought it'.

Wish gossips (in common), 'i like to feed my ferrets McDonalds French Fries'.

Your pet is hungry.

order ferret get mushroom
A ferret looks confused.
Ok.

Wish gossips (in common), 'and then i like to squish them'.

You say (in common), 'its gonna die!'.

Blanca drops a bag of TFC PetChow.

Blanca drops a bag of TFC PetChow.    

Blanca drops a bag of TFC PetChow.

You gossip (in common), 'Pip is gonna die!'.
Coulter says (in common), 'no it's gonna turn evil'.

Coulter drops a bag of TFC PetChow.

Majere releases himself from the embrace of darkness and steps into view.

You gossip (in common), 'Its hands are full and it can't eat'.
Coulter says (in common), 'order him to get bag'.

Wish gossips (in common), 'apparently lexie and i enjoy the same pasttimes'.

Blanca says (in common), 'tell it to get bag'.

order ferret get bag
A ferret looks confused.
Ok.          

You say (in common), 'it wont'.

Guild Hall
[Exits: north east south west]
This huge room is the meeting place for all known adventurers of the
world.  Due to special magics set upon the room, going north will allow
you instant transport to your hometown, no matter what your race may
be.  The room is filled with many people, most of them wannabe
adventurers, but scattered amongst the throng of people you spot more
than a few living legends.  It is rumored that even immortals visit
this place upon occasion.
( 4) A huge bag of TFC PetChow has been left here.
An obsidian spearhead lies here unfinished.
(Intense Light Green Aura) Majere is resting here.
Blanca is here.
(Invis) Coulter is here.
(Charmed) A ferret pokes around.

Someone absolves Coulter of his crimes against pets. 
Coulter says (in common), 'You are now free to adopt another pet.'.

Coulter says (in common), 'did you see that?'.

HarKlan gossips (in common), 'C'mon Pip! you can eat!'.

Onyx gossips (in minotaur), 'who is pip?'.
Wish gossips (in common), 'maybe its an anorexic ferret'.

Onyx gossips (in minotaur), 'maybe it has tapeworms!'.

Famine gossips (in common), 'or maybe he just doesn't like you.'.
Floyd gossips (in common), 'maybe it's dead'.
A ferret disappears in a mushroom cloud.

Damay gossips (in common), 'I believe in ferrets.. I believe in ferrets... is
Pip better?'.

Guild Hall    
[Exits: north east south west]
This huge room is the meeting place for all known adventurers of the
world.  Due to special magics set upon the room, going north will allow
you instant transport to your hometown, no matter what your race may
be.  The room is filled with many people, most of them wannabe
adventurers, but scattered amongst the throng of people you spot more
than a few living legends.  It is rumored that even immortals visit
this place upon occasion.
A magical spring flows from the ground here.
( 4) A huge bag of TFC PetChow has been left here.
(Intense Light Green Aura) Majere is resting here.
(Invis) Coulter is here.

Wish gossips (in common), 'no, if it had tapeworms it would definately eat'.

You gossip (in common), 'MY PET IS GONE!'.

You say (in common), 'its gone!'.   

Wish gossips (in common), 'all that work finding a name gone to waste'.

Wish gossips (in common), 'poor ferret'.

You gossip (in common), 'Pip has been kidnapped!'.

Your pet is hungry.

You gossip (in common), 'I want the Magistrate looking into this immediately!'.

You gossip (in common), 'It's starving and alone'.

Someone gossips, 'Pip is dead.'.

Wish gossips (in common), 'probably got squished'.

You gossip (in common), 'Omygod! You killed it?'.

Kuynuka gossips (in elven), 'im gonna call the SPCA on you lexie'. 

Anduin gossips (in elven), 'guess the imms don't like smelly names'.

Kuynuka gossips (in elven), 'your a bad pet owner'.
Wish gossips (in common), 'ferrets have a tendency to do that you know...'.

Someone drops the corpse of a ferret.

Guild Hall
[Exits: north east south west]
This huge room is the meeting place for all known adventurers of the
world.  Due to special magics set upon the room, going north will allow
you instant transport to your hometown, no matter what your race may
be.  The room is filled with many people, most of them wannabe
adventurers, but scattered amongst the throng of people you spot more
than a few living legends.  It is rumored that even immortals visit
this place upon occasion.
The corpse of a ferret is lying here.
A magical spring flows from the ground here.
( 4) A huge bag of TFC PetChow has been left here.   
(Invis 70) (Intense Dark Red Aura) [GS] Khore is here.
Christoster is here.
(Intense Light Green Aura) Majere is resting here.
(Invis) Coulter is here.

Coulter gets steak made from ferret.
Coulter eats steak made from ferret.

You faint.
You say (in common), 'nooooo'.

Wish gossips (in common), 'lexie you need to learn some parenting skills'.

You say (in common), 'you steaked Pip!'.

Your pet is hungry.
Your pet is irritated.

Wish gossips (in common), 'lesson 1...feed your ferret'.

You say (in common), 'uh oh'.

A ferret arrives from a puff of smoke.

Kuynuka gossips (in elven), 'lexie needs to be distroyed because she misled her
pet!'.

You say (in common), 'My pet is irritated'.

Christoster says (in common), 'dont feel bad.... my ferret tried to kill me!'.

Wish gossips (in common), 'destruction is too good for lexie'.

A ferret eats a bag of TFC PetChow.
Your pet is no longer hungry.
Ok.

Wish gossips (in common), 'Corpse of Ferret in Vast Sea'.    

You gossip (in common), 'Greaver needs to die'.

Wish gossips (in common), 'at least give the thing a proper burial lexie!'.

Floyd gossips (in common), 'why does greaver need to die?'.
You gossip (in common), 'Pip is back, safe and sound. The kidnapper was brought
to justice'.

Coulter gossips (in common), 'justice barely describes what i did to
kidnapper!'.

You gossip (in common), 'He's killing Pip's brothers, sisters, uncles, cousins,
and aunts!'.

Greaver gossips (in common), 'Pip's uncle was a moose?'.    

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