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shortly after Lanfear finds a pair of quilted cloth garter belts on a dark thief, Heartsbane starts gossiping this:
Heartsbane gossips (in common), 'A dark thief in the night'.

Heartsbane gossips (in common), 'Found herself in a fight'.

Heartsbane gossips (in common), 'And in the bad light'.

Heartsbane gossips (in common), 'Shed a sole dying tear'.

Heartsbane gossips (in common), 'For her quilted black stockings'.

Heartsbane gossips (in common), 'Taken by Lanfear'.

Heartsbane gossips (in common), 'Who then thought it queer'.

Heartsbane gossips (in common), 'to not wear a dress'.

Heartsbane gossips (in common), 'Even under duress'.

Heartsbane gossips (in common), 'When one's brain is a mess'.

Heartsbane gossips (in common), 'And with damage it's blessed.'.
then later:
Heartsbane gossips (in common), 'Neodis the cook'.

Heartsbane gossips (in common), 'By the heavies was hooked'.

Heartsbane gossips (in common), 'Driven by urges '.

Heartsbane gossips (in common), 'Too deep to explore'.

Heartsbane gossips (in common), 'She set out to look'.

Heartsbane gossips (in common), 'For strong garters, and took'.

Heartsbane gossips (in common), 'Her recipie book'.

Heartsbane gossips (in common), 'And a light bone saw'.

Heartsbane gossips (in common), 'For of course the coven'.

Heartsbane gossips (in common), 'Not having an oven'.

Heartsbane gossips (in common), 'Are mostly blood lovin''.

Heartsbane gossips (in common), 'And like their steaks raw'.

Neodis gossips (in common), 'Er Heartsbane I am a guy, just in case we all forgot to tell you'.

Heartsbane gossips (in common), 'Ah.  Damn.  Someone probably did, but my comprehend had run out, 
and all I was getting was elven gibberish..'.

Neodis gossips (in common), 'nod'.

Lanfear gossips (in common), 'Everyone has heard of the Poet, Heartsbane'.

Lanfear gossips (in common), 'I put him on a plane... gos'.

Lanfear gossips (in common), 'I killed the pilot'.

Lanfear gossips (in common), 'yadah yda... end of story'.

Neodis gossips (in common), 'lol'.

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