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(this log's from bliss' point of view, and's been edited)
It is 10pm on Marisae the 2nd, the month of Reconciliation,
in the year 2564.

TFC started up at Wed Nov 20 00:10:52 2002
The system time is Sun Nov 24 00:34:52 2002

Dwa [       Cl:10       ]   Hawkeye Hammerfell
Aar [ Wa:23 Sh:30 Th:20 ]   Pitt, Avian Elder.     *life**dreams*
Elf [    Ma:17 Ra:15    ]   Eddy Havin fun on TFC -=uNiTy=-
Elf [      Goddess      ]   Tamar, mistress of her own dreams
Elf [    Wa: 6 Cl:11    ]   Malathreal Gallo, Soldati of the Elven Mafia
Hlf [       Th: 1       ]   Alric the Halfling
Elf [    Crypt Keeper   ]   Specious, Minion of the Arch-Lich
Hum [    Wa: 3 Ma: 9    ]   Hunn Wei, Blitz'd Magi of the 3 Kingdoms *420*
Hel [ Ra:15 Th:15 Cl:16 ]   Stalkr, Paging Defender Stalkr...Got steaks? *Sun*
Hum [    Ma:29 Wa:30    ]   Boyardee: Wizard of the Black Conclave.
Elf [    Cl:22 Wa:15    ]   Raile, You're too near me not to hear me. -Dark-
Hum [  Lesser  Goddess  ]   Bliss. All appliances scare me. 
Hum [    Wa:10 Cl:10    ]   Festus Nashite Poet of the Order of Quinalt
Elf [ Wa:19 Ma:20 Th:15 ]   Chaar, Hedgemage of the Ash Moon Coven
Hel [       Cl: 7       ]   Bevier the seeker of True Faith - truth found
Gno [    Wa:18 Cl:28    ]   Toke skips school 4 tfc, but still has wisdom{CoE}
Elf [    Wa:15 Ma:20    ]   Azeworai, Minion of the Arch-Witch *Prevaricator*
Min [    Ma:13 Wa: 9    ]   Aldur of FoLKlore
Hel [    Ma:22 Ra:20    ]   Coulter stalks under an Ashen Moon -Coven-

Lair of the Ash Moon Coven
[Exits: east west]
Stepping through the suspended waterfall, you find yourself in a murky
tunnel. You consider turning back, but a warm mist caressing your face
beckons you toward the crimson light ahead.               

As you enter an immense crystalline cavern, the once warm and coaxing
mist suddenly becomes a constricting, frigid vise. Unable to move, a
sense of dread sweeps over you. The entire chamber appears to have been
painted in blood, as torches along the smoothed stone walls cast deep
red and amber hues throughout. The echoes of haunting melodies intensify
with each beat of your heart, as if an alarm has been sounded.

Whispers. Shadows. Then ... a warm embrace. The chilling vise has been
dispelled. It appears you are now safe to examine this lair more
closely.

It is impossible to track here.

(Glowing) A huge black oven grins cheerfully, looking for Bliss.
(Glowing) A wood-burning stove is heating up the room.
(Humming) A refrigerator opens and shuts its door menancingly.
A happy little toaster sits here waiting for some bread.
(Red Aura) A black sapphire encrusted mirror floats above an obsidian dais.  

(Invis) (Light Red Aura) Coulter is here.

l oven
A huge black oven grins cheerfully, looking for Bliss.

You gasp in astonishment.

l stove
A wood-burning stove is heating up the room.

You say, 'hehe'.

Coulter grins evilly.

l refrigerator
A refrigerator opens and shuts its door menancingly.  

l toaster
A happy little toaster sits here waiting for some bread.

You say, 'Where is the microwave!'

You say, 'or or...the dreaded cuisinart'.

A wood-burning stove says, "Microwaves! Who needs em?!"

You giggle.

A happy little toaster says, "I'm hungry!"

You say, 'uh oh'.

A happy little toaster says, "Where's my bread?"  

A happy little toaster nudges you impatiently.

Coulter shivers uncomfortably.

Coulter cringes in terror!

Bliss sticks a piece of bread in the toaster.

A happy little toaster says, "That's better."

Bliss pushes the button down and watches the toaster.

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTT!  A piece of burnt toast falls out.

You laugh.

You say, 'doh!'.

You sniff sadly. *SNIFF*  

You say, 'I set it low!'.

Bliss sticks another piece of bread in the toaster and sets it to LOW heat.

Coulter says (in common), ''bread!'.

Coulter says (in common), 'i want some chocolate'.

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTT!  A piece of burnt toast pops out quickly!

You gasp in astonishment.

Bliss bangs on the toaster!

A happy little toaster says, "Ouch! See if I make YOU toast ever again."

Bliss sticks another piece of bread in the toaster and sets it to SUPER low
heat.      

A happy little toaster gives back a piece of bread.

cry coulter
You cry on his shoulder.

Coulter comforts you.

 Coulter puts the bread in the toaster and sets it on medium.

Bliss sticks the toaster on a dusty shelf and walks away.

A happy little toaster secretly gives Coulter a piece of perfectly done toast.

You roll your eyes.

Coulter shows his approval by clapping his hands together.

You say, 'That is just plain SILLY'.    

Coulter eats his perfect toast.

Coulter licks his lips and smiles.

Coulter pats you on your back.

Bliss plays kickball with the toaster.

Coulter gasps in astonishment.

Coulter says (in common), 'it works fine!'.

You say, 'It does not!'.

A happy little toaster says, "I wouldn't do that if I were you.  Look what the
oven did."

You say, 'what did the oven do'.    

A happy little toaster points inside the oven.

l i oven
An oven contains:
a melted chocolate bunny

You say, 'Oh my!'.

A happy little toaster glares at you.

Bliss doesn't care and still plays kickball with it.

A happy little toaster kicks back.

You giggle.

Bliss flings the toaster across the cavern.

Coulter picks up the toaster and gives it a knife to use. 
 
gasp coulter
You gasp as you realize what he did.

You say, 'You heathen!'.

A happy little toaster sniff sadly, then grins at Coulter.

You say, 'Don't make me sleep you!'.

Coulter hangs his head and sighs shamefully.

You say, 'Why would you give that thing a knife!'.

Coulter says (in common), 'it is outmatched'.

A happy little toaster gives the knife back, saying, "Thanks, but it might
cause a short."

Coulter throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!  

Coulter gives the toaster an extra large power boosting generator.

Someone tickles the toaster.

A happy little toaster looks around.

Someone eats a happy little toaster.

You throw back your head and cackle with insane glee!

You cheer him someone, confident in his abilities.

A happy little toaster rumbles loudly in someone's stomach.

Someone eats a Coulter is resting here.    

Someone spreads butter over a toasted Coulter.

Someone plugs a slab of Azeworai pumpernickel into the toaster.

Azeworai moshes wildly around the room.

Azeworai is so excited that he cheers just for the hell of it.

You say, 'That toaster burns stuff though'.

A happy little toaster pops it right back out.

Someone whips out his bottle of Teriyaki sauce.

A happy little toaster says, "Only when you use me."

Someone eats a refrigerator.   

You sniff sadly. *SNIFF*

Azeworai goes into a Deep REM Sleep

Bliss grabs the toaster and sticks it on the tip top shelf!

A happy little toaster peers down at you all.

Bliss puts a toaster cover over it.

Coulter gasps in astonishment.

Coulter says (in common), 'you'll suffocate it'.

Smoke rises from a tip top shelf.  

You say, 'ack'.

Bliss sprays the toaster with water.

A muffled voice says, "Thanks, I think".

Bliss removes the toaster cover, charred and smelly.

A loudly echoing voice says, "Stomach, shelves, I get everything but toast".

A happy little toaster waves from inside someone's stomach.

Stomach acid dissolves the unhappy little toaster.

You sigh.

Someone snickers softly.     

Bliss misses the incorrigible toaster already.

A happy little toaster whispers, "Don't worry, that doesn't work."

The room is engulfed in flames!!!

A happy little toaster says, "Neither does that."

A happy little toaster waves goodbye, for now.       

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