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wildcard fight 1: Wyld's Bedlam vs. Fred
l bedlam
A golem stands here, awaiting battle.
Wyld's Bedlam is in perfect health.

Wyld's Bedlam is using:
[worn on body]      golembits
[wielded]           a rusty blade


l fred
A golem stands here, awaiting battle.
Fred is in perfect health.

Fred is using:
[worn on body]      golembits
[wielded]           Fred's pudgy fingers

Khore gossips, 'WELCOME TO GOLEM WARS III!'.

Lanfear enthusiastically cheers Khore to victory.

Kaleyah downs a cold, frosty beer.

Cirus gossips (in common), 'YAY!'.

Saruman gossips (in common), '*CHEER*'.

Weezer cackles gleefully at Khore.

Glycerine gossips (in common), 'cheer'.
Kaern gossips (in common), 'yeow!'.

Spasm says (in common), 'then where's all that eq you were supposed to give me'.

Spasm whistles appreciatively.

Kaern gossips (in common), 'hmm this is unexpected'.

Kaern gossips (in common), 'I thought we were here for toku and khore's wedding'.

Valence gasps in astonishment.

Mael grins evilly.

Kaern beams a smile at Cirus.

Tokugawa smirks at Kaern's saying.

Ephiny snuggles up to Tranquility.

Ptarchyzk gossips (in common), 'Rift Kaern!!!'.

Khore gossips, 'Now, please divert the spotlight from our newest lesser goddess to me, 
someone wholly more deserving.'.

Cirus beams a smile at Kaern.

Cirus says (in common), 'Kaern is a her'.

Khore gossips, 'Thank you.'.

Khore gossips, '=)'.

Saruman grovels in the dirt before Khore.

Legionaire gossips (in elven), 'hehe'.

Kaern says (in common), 'hehe'.

Kaern says (in common), 'I never know what gender I am these days'.

Khore gossips, 'We have 9 great battles lined up for you tonight!'.

Khore gossips, 'And one not so great one!'.

Tel snickers softly.

Khore says, 'No spells, turn off your triggers.'.

Khore says, 'No eating, you won't die.'.

Khore gossips, 'Entering the ring!'.

Mylo chuckles, evidently amused.

Khore gossips, 'Hailing from under a mouldy rock west of Midgaard!'.

Khore gossips, 'FRED! THE SQUISHY GOLEM!'.

Vex throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!
Saruman gossips (in common), 'YEAH!'.

Kaern gossips (in common), 'wooo!'.

Fred arrives from a puff of smoke.

Ptarchyzk is so excited that he cheers just for the hell of it.
Tel is so excited that he cheers just for the hell of it.

Glycerine throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!

Cirus gossips (in common), 'GO FRED!!!!'.
Ephiny looks at Fred.

Lanfear gossips (in common), 'GO GO GO!'.

Weezer laughs.

Vex looks at Fred.

Ephiny slaps Fred across the face, leaving a red handprint.

Fenrir enthusiastically cheers Fred to victory.
Fred enthusiastically cheers Fenrir to victory.

Tokugawa smirks at Saruman's saying.

Glycerine looks at Fred.

Weezer smiles happily.

Glycerine throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!

Weezer shrugs.

Wylin draws a cold, frosty beer for Fred.

Tranquility giggles.

Ephiny says (in common), 'NOW can I kill Fred?'.

Cirus laughs.
Spasm snickers with Fred about their shared secret.
Fred snickers with Spasm about their shared secret.

Glycerine says (in common), 'DIE FRED DIE!'.

Weezer laughs.

Khore gossips, 'And against fred!'.

Weezer says (in common), 'shouldn't he have  more eq?'.

Ephiny says (in common), 'Sad.'.

Kaern snickers softly.

Ephiny says (in common), 'Quite sad.'.

Khore gossips, 'For the first wildcard slot, WAITING TO BE SLAUGHTERED: Wyld's Bedlam!'.

Wyld's Bedlam arrives from a puff of smoke.

Glycerine gossips (in common), '*CHEER*'.

Kaern gossips (in common), 'bedlam!'.

Weezer snickers softly.

Ephiny says (in common), 'too sad'.

Lanfear gossips (in common), 'Yay Wyldy!'.

Tel is so excited that he cheers just for the hell of it.

Tranquility bounces around.
Kaern says (in common), 'neat!'.

Tranquility pats Lanfear on her back.

Ephiny says (in common), 'At least he's bigger.'.

Kaern snickers softly.

Lanfear grins mischievously at Tranquility.

Cirus laughs.

Kaern gossips (in common), 'fred is made of yellow jello!'.
 
Ephiny nudges Tranquility impatiently.

Lanfear attacks Fred!
 
Lanfear blinks, stunned by what she just said.
 
Kaleyah slips the golem a Darkling Bible. Repent while you can, you don't have a chance.

Legionaire rescues lanfear.

 
Lanfear mutters something about the hour... sorry.

Fenrir pats Fred on his back.
Fred pats Fenrir on his back.

Ptarchyzk sticks his finger in lanfear 's belly button and wriggles it around a bit.
 
Ephiny snickers softly. 
Legionaire laughs.

Ephiny pokes Lanfear in the ribs.

Weezer begins to strum his guitar... HIP HIP.

Ephiny says (in common), 'Bad girl!'.
 
Ephiny says (in common), 'Naughty!'.

Khore gossips, 'GET READY FOR THE SHORTEST FIGHT SINCE KAERN LOOKED AT ME WRONG!'.

Weezer laughs.
 
Glycerine gossips (in common), 'lol'.
 
Ptarchyzk gets some mittens out.. so Lanfear can't type.
Legionaire laughs.
Fenrir sniffs sadly.
 
Mnaramenth gossips (in common), 'heheheheheheh'.
Ephiny grins happily.


Wyld's Bedlam's smite wounds Fred!
Fred is DEAD!!
Fred hits the ground ... DEAD.
 
Wyld's Bedlam yells, 'We who are about to die salute you, someone!'.
Fenrir says (in common), 'go fred!'.

Lexie giggles.
 
Khore gossips, 'BAM!'.
 
Mael laughs.
Lexie laughs.
 
Khore gossips, 'FRED IS DEAD!'.

Weezer laughs.
 
Kaern gossips (in common), 'yeah!'.
 
Lorax sighs loudly.
Weezer gossips (in common), 'hahaa'.
 
Saruman gossips (in common), 'Hehehe!'.
Legionaire laughs.
 
Spasm gossips (in common), 'what happened to the spam rules :P'.

Glycerine gossips (in common), 'lmao lmao'.

Cirus laughs.
Ptarchyzk snickers softly.

Tranquility completely cracks up.
 
Khore gossips, 'LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FRED IS DEAD!'.
 
Spasm gossips (in common), 'CACKLE x3'.
 
Kaern gossips (in common), 'drop dead fred'.
 
Armalag chuckles, evidently amused.
 
Cirus gossips (in common), 'NOOOOOOOOOOO FREDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!'.
 
Tel giggles.
 
Ptarchyzk says (in common), 'well.. that was quick'.
Selene says (in common), 'bye fred'.

Cordir giggles.
Lanfear snickers softly.
 
Weezer says (in common), 'that was a quicky'.
 
Mael says (in common), 'mauls?'.

Weezer smiles happily.
Mael coughs.

Kaern snickers softly.
 
Mnaramenth says (in common), 'I saw dec'.
 
Khore gossips, 'BEDLAM ADVANCES!'.

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