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fight 3: 60% Cheese 30% Hamster vs. Newbinator
l cheese
A golem stands here, awaiting battle.
Sixty Percent Cheese is in perfect health.

Sixty Percent Cheese is using:
[worn on body]      golembits
[wielded]           Naemoth, the blade of Dawn


l newbinator
A golem stands here, awaiting battle.
Newbinator is in perfect health.

Newbinator is using:
[worn on body]      golembits
[wielded]           a pale sword


Khore gossips, 'Now, the arena will get SOGGY!'.

Khore gossips, 'Water golem SIXTY PERCENT HAMSTER ENTERS THE RING!'.

Ephiny gossips (in common), 'Soggy?'.

Lanfear says (in common), 'waterrrr'.

Khore gossips, 'THE HEAVY FAVORITE!'.

Wunk says (in common), 'wet t-shirt!'.

Armalag disappears in a mushroom cloud.

Ephiny gossips (in common), 'Woohoo!!!'.

Morphius gossips (in common), 'are we gonna be able to bet on any of these?'.

Sixty Percent Cheese arrives from a puff of smoke.

Kaern gossips (in common), 'cheese!'.

Cirus gossips (in common), 'GOOOOOOOOOOO CHEESEE!!!!'.

Mnaramenth gossips (in common), 'Favorite of who? :P'.

Kaern gossips (in common), 'hamster!'.

Tranquility giggles.

Ephiny gossips (in common), 'and THIRTY percent CHEESE!!'.
Khore gossips, 'I mean, SIXTY PERCENT CHEESE!'.

Lanfear snickers softly.

Cirus gossips (in common), 'and HAMSTER!!!!'.

Kaern gossips (in common), 'no no, you guys are getting it all wrong'.

Kaern gossips (in common), 'snicker'.

Khore gossips, 'CHEESE has chosen a powerful weapon and eschewed the trappings of talismanic magic!'.

Glycerine is so excited that he cheers just for the hell of it.
Glycerine is so excited that he cheers just for the hell of it.

Cirus is so excited that he cheers just for the hell of it.

Noctus gossips (in common), 'Hasn't that Hamster eaten most of the cheese by now?'.

Khore gossips, 'He takes on the equally soggy WATER GOLEM NEWBINATOR!'.

Lanfear snickers softly.

Glycerine says (in common), 'GO CHEESE!!!!!!!!'.

Ephiny gossips (in common), 'BUT WHAT IS THE OTHER TEN PERCENT???'.

Newbinator arrives from a puff of smoke.

Falcor gossips (in common), 'cheese, the other white meat'.

Mael says (in common), 'behold the power of cheese?'.

Khore gossips, 'WHO IS GOING TO GET PDUDALIZED?!'.

Legionaire says (in elven), 'hrum dont like the name dawn'.

Kaern gossips (in common), 'snicker'.

Glycerine nods in recognition to Mael.

Kaern gossips (in common), '*wink*'.

Noctus ponders if rattraps catch Hamsters as well.

Noctus juggles a rattrap.

Kaern grins wickedly at Noctus.
Khore gossips, 'LET'S FIND OUT!'.

Lanfear snickers softly.

Noctus whistles a little tune to himself.


Sixty Percent Cheese parries Newbinator's attack.
Sixty Percent Cheese parries Newbinator's attack.


Sixty Percent Cheese's smite *** ANNIHILATES *** Newbinator.
Sixty Percent Cheese's smite *** ANNIHILATES *** Newbinator.
Sixty Percent Cheese parries Newbinator's attack.


Glycerine is so excited that he cheers just for the hell of it.


Sixty Percent Cheese tries to trip Newbinator!
Sixty Percent Cheese's smite *** ANNIHILATES *** Newbinator.
Sixty Percent Cheese tries to trip Newbinator!
Sixty Percent Cheese's smite *** ANNIHILATES *** Newbinator.
Sixty Percent Cheese trips Newbinator and Newbinator goes down!
Sixty Percent Cheese's smite *** ANNIHILATES *** Newbinator.
Newbinator parries Sixty Percent Cheese's attack.


Mnaramenth checks on Newbinator's health.


Glycerine is so excited that he cheers just for the hell of it.


Sixty Percent Cheese's smite *** ANNIHILATES *** Newbinator.
Sixty Percent Cheese's smite *** ANNIHILATES *** Newbinator.
Sixty Percent Cheese's smite *** DEMOLISHES *** Newbinator.
Newbinator's smite devastates Sixty Percent Cheese.


Morphius says (in common), 'crap'.
Rubicant looks at Sixty Percent Cheese.
Khore gossips, 'WATER WATER EVERYWHERE'.


Glycerine says (in common), 'GO CHEESE!!!'.


Sixty Percent Cheese's smite *** ANNIHILATES *** Newbinator.
Sixty Percent Cheese's smite *** ANNIHILATES *** Newbinator.
Sixty Percent Cheese's smite *** DEMOLISHES *** Newbinator.
Newbinator's smite wounds Sixty Percent Cheese.


Lanfear throws back her head and cackles with insane glee!


Sixty Percent Cheese's attack goes wild, and he almost hits himself!
Newbinator's smite maims Sixty Percent Cheese.


Cirus gossips (in common), '60 30!!!!!!!!!!'.


Kaern says (in common), 'eww'.


Glycerine throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!


Mnaramenth checks on Sixty Percent Cheese's health.
Newbinator's smite mauls Sixty Percent Cheese.


Khore gossips, 'CHEESE IS LAYING THE CHEESE SPREAD DOWN ALL OVER NEWBINATOR!'.


Morphius says (in common), 'down goes newbinator'.


Glycerine gossips (in common), 'CHEESE FOR LIFE!!!'.


Sixty Percent Cheese's attack goes wild, and he almost hits himself!
Newbinator's smite mauls Sixty Percent Cheese.


Legionaire smirks.


Vex says (in common), 'AHH, BEHOLD THE POWER OF CHEESE'.


Newbinator's smite wounds Sixty Percent Cheese.


Sixty Percent Cheese's smite *** ANNIHILATES *** Newbinator.
Sixty Percent Cheese's smite *** ANNIHILATES *** Newbinator.
Sixty Percent Cheese's smite *** ANNIHILATES *** Newbinator.
Newbinator regains his footing.
Sixty Percent Cheese parries Newbinator's attack.
Sixty Percent Cheese parries Newbinator's attack.
Sixty Percent Cheese parries Newbinator's attack.


Tel smirks at Vex's saying.
Sylt makes Wunk say 'O NO, YOU SUCK AGAIN!'.


Kaern gossips (in common), 'it's the cheese'.
Sixty Percent Cheese's smite *** ANNIHILATES *** Newbinator.
Sixty Percent Cheese's smite *** ANNIHILATES *** Newbinator.
Newbinator parries Sixty Percent Cheese's attack.
Newbinator overpowers Sixty Percent Cheese's parry attempt.
Sixty Percent Cheese parries Newbinator's attack.
Sixty Percent Cheese parries Newbinator's attack.


Mnaramenth checks on Newbinator's health.


Morphius says (in common), 'jesyus'.
Saruman drools on himself.


Glycerine checks on Sixty Percent Cheese's health.
Sixty Percent Cheese's smite *** ANNIHILATES *** Newbinator.
Sixty Percent Cheese's smite *** ANNIHILATES *** Newbinator.
Newbinator overpowers Sixty Percent Cheese's parry attempt.


Sixty Percent Cheese's smite *** ANNIHILATES *** Newbinator.
Sixty Percent Cheese's smite *** ANNIHILATES *** Newbinator.
Sixty Percent Cheese's smite *** ANNIHILATES *** Newbinator.
Sixty Percent Cheese parries Newbinator's attack.
Sixty Percent Cheese parries Newbinator's attack.


Newbinator utters the words, 'flamestrike'.
Newbinator's flamestrike decimates Sixty Percent Cheese.


Newbinator parries Sixty Percent Cheese's attack.
Sixty Percent Cheese's smite *** ANNIHILATES *** Newbinator.
Sixty Percent Cheese's smite *** DEMOLISHES *** Newbinator.
Newbinator overpowers Sixty Percent Cheese's parry attempt.
Sixty Percent Cheese parries Newbinator's attack.
Sixty Percent Cheese parries Newbinator's attack.


Khore says, 'SYLT, SHUT UP OR YOU'RE NEXT'.


Lanfear says (in common), 'gawd'.


Ephiny gossips (in common), ''Course it is...we all found like 50+ items for it.'.


Sixty Percent Cheese's smite *** ANNIHILATES *** Newbinator.
Sixty Percent Cheese's smite MASSACRES Newbinator.
Sixty Percent Cheese's smite *** DEMOLISHES *** Newbinator.
Sixty Percent Cheese's smite *** ANNIHILATES *** Newbinator.
Newbinator almost loses his footing!


Sixty Percent Cheese's smite *** DEMOLISHES *** Newbinator.
Newbinator is DEAD!!
You hear Newbinator's death cry.


Valence says (in elven), 'i will never doubt cheese again'.


Morphius says (in common), 'crap'.


Khore gossips, 'This isn't fair!'.


Glycerine gossips (in common), '*CHEER*'.


Cirus gets 704 gold coins from the corpse of Newbinator.


Tel winces.  Ouch!


Morphius says (in common), 'that was fair'.
Khore gossips, 'LIMBURGHER WINS!'.


Lanfear shows her approval by clapping her hands together.
Kaern's steak made from Newbinator looks very filling.
Sylt is so excited that he cheers just for the hell of it.


Vex gossips (in common), 'BEHOLD THE POWER OF CHEESE!'.
Khore utters the words, 'rift'.
Khore's soul rift *** ANNIHILATES *** Cirus!
Cirus is DEAD!!
You hear Cirus's death cry.


Khore gets the corpse of Cirus.

Lanfear throws back her head and cackles with insane glee!
Noctus laughs.

Mnaramenth says (in common), 'ow'.

Tranquility blinks.
Lanfear shows her approval by clapping her hands together.

Wylin gossips (in common), 'haha'.

Tranquility laughs.

Ephiny gossips (in common), 'Woohoo for the HAMSTER!'.

Lanfear throws back her head and cackles with insane glee!
Morphius snickers softly.
Legionaire smirks.

Lorax laughs.

Khore says, 'FOLLOW THE RULES OR DIE.'.

Cirus gossips (in common), 'ouch'.

Noctus gossips (in common), 'Dwa Wa:15 Cirus wants some action.'.

Mael twitches nervously.

Kaern gossips (in common), 'hehe noctus'.
Legionaire gossips (in elven), 'hahaha'.

Legionaire gossips (in elven), 'he just got some'.

Kaern gossips (in common), 'aside from a fallen team member, I think that went okay :P'.

Mael laughs.
Luke snickers softly.

Khore gossips, 'CHEESE ADVANCES!'.

Legionaire casually puts the money back in the corpse and stares at the sky.

Khore gossips, 'WATERY CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!'.

Kaern gossips (in common), 'eww'.

Kaern gossips (in common), 'I don't want to eat golem'.


Sixty Percent Cheese disappears in a mushroom cloud.

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