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Stouthbound's PezQuest 4 Entry


This log was submitted by Stouthbound, and is from Bashful's point of view. It was taken from early Tuesday morning on January 18th, 2000.

The Kitchen [Exits: west]
Any experienced adventurer can tell you that it isn't always easy to find food. For new adventurers this task is even more difficult. Originally this room was built to feed those adventurers who could not do it for themselves. Dues negotiations with guild members forced cutbacks in the staff and building maintenance so that all that is left now is a fountain where you can still get a drink.
A small white fountain gushes forth here.
The neon lapis lazuli ring lies here.
(Invis) Garvax is resting here.
Pez is here.
(Blue Aura) Kiri is here.
Sparhawk is here.
You gossip (in common), 'Stouthbound you coming to do your routine?'.
Stouthbound gossips (in common), 'In a sec, nod, i must prepare'.
You gossip (in common), 'Ooooh - preparation even :p'.
Pez gossips (in common), 'stouthbound is a serious comic'.
snicker pez
You snicker with him about your shared secret.
Ibram gossips (in elven), 'just lookint at stouthbound will make you laugh'.
Pez nods.
You gossip (in common), 'What the big ugly ogre - know what humour is?? - thats a first'.
Garvax says (in common), 'the real comics just use their sense of humor, they don't need preparation'.
You gossip (in common), '*cackle Ibram*'.
Pez gossips (in common), 'ogres make me laugh more than any ot her race'.
Pez gossips (in common), 'they have a genetic advantage over everyone else'.
You say (in common), 'really - most comedians prepare as far as I know'.
Pez nods in recognition to you.
You gossip (in common), '*rofl* Good one Pez - 60 points to you'.
You smile happily.
Pez smiles happily.
Kiri does a little jig.
Someone gossips (in elven), 'that is no preparation!'.
Stouthbound gossips (in common), 'You interrupted me!'.
Stouthbound gossips (in common), 'what'd you expect, heh'.
Garvax says (in common), 'well you can prepare the genral line but the rest has to come from the audience and the interaction with them'.
You nod.
You patiently twiddle your thumbs.
Garvax says (in common), 'how did you do that?'.
You say (in common), 'What?'.
Garvax twiddles his own ears like Dumbo.
You slam an ice cold Dew.
Garvax says (in common), 'twiddle your thumbs?'.
Garvax patiently twiddles his thumbs.
Garvax says (in common), 'aha'.
You say (in common), 'Type twiddle'.

Garvax looks for a nose to tweak.
You throw a snowball in Garvax's face.
Garvax tweaks your nose.
You say (in common), 'Type socials'.
You down a cold, frosty beer.
Garvax says (in common), 'yeah i know'.
Garvax gives you a glass of milk.
You burp loudly.
Pez shouts (in common), 'Now announce Stouthbound, Ogre Comic!'.
Garvax draws himself a beer.
Stouthbound arrives from the west.
The zombie arrives from the west.
The slave arrives from the west.
The slave arrives from the west.
The zombie says (in elven), 'Who's that crazy ogre who's a sex machine to all the chicks'.
Pez shouts (in common), 'go!'.
Cheesemonger bounces around.

Pez throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!
Cheesemonger smiles happily.
Cheesemonger rests.
The slave says, 'stout'.
The slave says, 'stout'.
The slave says, 'stout'.
The slave says, 'stout'.
The slave says, 'stout'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'stout'.
Serra shouts (in common), 'that's funny before it has begun :)'.
Pez laughs.
Stouthbound says (in common), 'daaaaaamn right'.
Someone says (in common), 'heh'.
Someone drinks water from a fountain.
Pez laughs.
The zombie says (in elven), 'can ya digi t?'.
Stouthbound nods in recognition to the zombie.
Pez nods.
Gunner appears out of nowhere.
Spalaren appears out of nowhere.
Pez giggles.
The slave says, 'bow chica bow hcica chica bow'.
The slave says, 'bow chica bow hcica chica bow'.
The slave says, 'bow chica bow hcica chica bow'.
The slave says, 'bow chica bow hcica chica bow'.
The slave says, 'bow chica bow hcica chica bow'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'bow chica bow hcica chica bow'.
Pez giggles.
Stouthbound gets up and starts dancing.
Pez smirks.
The zombie says (in elven), 'Who's that man, that big stinky man, who makes all the ladies swoon'.
Pez says (in common), 'ogres cant dance'.
The slave says, 'STOUT'.
The slave says, 'STOUT'.
The slave says, 'STOUT'.
The slave says, 'STOUT'.
The slave says, 'STOUT'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'STOUT'.
Kiri says (in common), 'i think we're on the same radio station'.
You wince. Ouch!
You say (in common), 'heehee'.

Stouthbound says (in common), 'daaaaaaaaaaaaamn right'.
Stouthbound wiggles his bottom.
Pez throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!
Cheesemonger chuckles, evidently amused.
The Kitchen [Exits: west]
Any experienced adventurer can tell you that it isn't always easy to find food. For new adventurers this task is even more difficult. Originally this room was built to feed those adventurers who could not do it for themselves. Dues negotiations with guild members forced cutbacks in the staff and building maintenance so that all that is left now is a fountain where you can still get a drink.
A small white fountain gushes forth here.
The neon lapis lazuli ring lies here.
Spalaren is here.
Cheesemonger is resting here.
(Charmed) A young slave sits here staring at you with pleading eyes.
(Charmed) A young slave sits here staring at you with pleading eyes.
(Charmed) A young slave sits here staring at you with pleading eyes.
(Charmed) A young slave sits here staring at you with pleading eyes.
(Charmed) A young slave sits here staring at you with pleading eyes.
(Charmed) The rotting, animated corpse of a female elf drools on you.
Stouthbound is here.
Gunner is here.
Garvax is resting here.
Pez is here.
Kiri is here.
Stouthbound says (in common), 'You knoooooow you want it ladies'.
Pez chuckles, evidently amused.
Garvax snickers softly.
The slave says, 'Mmm hmm, you know it big daddy stinky'.
The slave says, 'Mmm hmm, you know it big daddy stinky'.
The slave says, 'Mmm hmm, you know it big daddy stinky'.
The slave says, 'Mmm hmm, you know it big daddy stinky'.
The slave says, 'Mmm hmm, you know it big daddy stinky'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'Mmm hmm, you know it big daddy stinky'.
Stouthbound grunts something incomprehensible.
You laugh.
Stouthbound flips head over heels.
Pez giggles.
The charm on the slave wears off, and she returns from where she came.
Stouthbound says (in common), 'oh no'.
Pez says (in common), 'uhoh'.
Garvax says (in common), 'oops'.
Stouthbound says (in common), 'heh they're leaving me!'.
Pez giggles.
The slave says, 'NOOOOO'.
The slave says, 'NOOOOO'.
The slave says, 'NOOOOO'.
The slave says, 'NOOOOO'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'NOOOOO'.
Garvax says (in common), 'hmm they don't like you anymore'.
Pez nods.
The charm on the slave wears off, and she returns from where she came.
The charm on the slave wears off, and she returns from where she came.
The charm on the slave wears off, and she returns from where she came.

Babu says (in common), 'they know when they see something bad'.
Kiri has left the game.
The zombie says (in elven), 'aw man'.
Garvax says (in common), 'bye'.
Bashful rolls on the floor laughing.
Stouthbound nods in recognition to the zombie.
Stouthbound says (in common), 'sucks dont it'.
Pez laughs.
The zombie nods.
Garvax laughs.
The zombie says (in elven), 'well, at least I have you all to myself now'.
Stouthbound blushes.
Garvax says (in common), 'this is really funny'.
The charm on the slave wears off, and she returns from where she came.
The zombie bounces onto Stouthbound's lap.
Spalaren arrives from the west.
Pez giggles.
Stouthbound purrs contentedly.
Pez nods.
Stouthbound says (in common), 'Heh, you know what they say about ogres ya know...big feet, ehhhh?'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'they uh...smell bad?'.
Stouthbound says (in common), 'daaaaaaaaaamn right'.
You chuckle.
Pez rolls his eyes.
Garvax says (in common), 'big stinky gfeet'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'bow chica bow'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'So, heh now that it's just you and me know...ya know'.

Pez smiles happily.

Stouthbound says (in common), 'heh, I get it, go make more zombies!'.
Spalaren says (in common), 'may i get a cloak>?'.
Stouthbound: Ogre Prop Comic.
Stouthbound says (in common), 'stay'.
Pez nods.
Stouthbound says (in common), 'uh...play with this for a while'.
Stouthbound says (in common), 'hands are ful!'.
Stouthbound says (in common), 'no!!!'.
Pez says (in common), 'you have 6 minutes left'.
Pez throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!
The zombie scratches her head.
Stouthbound says (in common), 'That's more than enough time for stouty to finish whatever
he had in mind'.

Stouthbound grumbles.

Pez smiles happily.
The zombie says (in elven), 'That's more than enough time for stouty to finish whatever he
had in mind'.

Garvax stands up.

Stouthbound says (in common), 'there'.
The zombie rests.
Pez smirks.
Stouthbound says (in common), 'now sit'.
Stouthbound leaves west.

Someone chuckles, evidently amused.
The zombie stands up.

Cheesemonger chuckles, evidently amused.

Someone says, 'I wonder if it would be considered funny if I killed the zombie?'.
Pez nods.
Cheesemonger laughs.

Garvax says (in common), 'in here?'.

Pez nods.
Pez nods.
Stouthbound arrives from the west.
The zombie arrives from the west.
Cheesemonger sits down and thinks deeply.
Pez says (in common), 'too late'.
The zombie gasps as she realizes what Stouthbound did.
Pez says (in common), 'keep going Stouth'.
Stouthbound says (in common), 'yes, I have returned'.
Stouthbound nods in recognition to Pez.
Garvax shows his approval by clapping his hands together.
The zombie disappears in a mushroom cloud.
The zombie disappears in a mushroom cloud.
Stouthbound says (in common), 'heh, I"m making this up as I go along'.
The zombie disappears in a mushroom cloud.
Pez smiles happily.
Stouthbound says (in common), 'what in the'.
Cheesemonger laughs.
Pez chuckles, evidently amused.
Pez chuckles, evidently amused.
Pez laughs.
The zombie arrives from a puff of smoke.
The zombie arrives from a puff of smoke.
The zombie arrives from a puff of smoke.

Cheesemonger chuckles, evidently amused.

Someone drinks water from a fountain.
Stouthbound says (in common), 'heh...i'll show oyu a puff of smoke'.
Pez smiles happily.

Stouthbound looks at the zombie.
The zombie says (in elven), 'that was...interesting'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'that was...interesting'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'that was...interesting'.
Pez smiles happily.
The zombie says (in elven), 'and now, the zombies sing a capella!'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'and now, the zombies sing a capella!'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'and now, the zombies sing a capella!'.
Pez says (in common), '3 minutes, stouth'.
Pez giggles.
The zombie says (in elven), 'bow ba dum bow bow'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'bow ba dum bow bow'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'bow ba dum bow bow'.
Stouthbound says (in common), 'yeaaaah'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'badum caching'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'badum caching'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'badum caching'.
Stouthbound says (in common), 'uh huh uh huh'.
Pez laughs.
The zombie says (in elven), '*starts to croon*'.
The zombie says (in elven), '*starts to croon*'.
The zombie says (in elven), '*starts to croon*'.
Stouthbound says 'And now, I'll stub my toe and do my best Sargas imitation, complaining about a random newbie's title or name or spelling.'.
Stouthbound says (in common), 'this song goes out to alllll my slaves out there who inconveniently left in the middle of my routine'.
Stouthbound says (in common), 'Since you been gone'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'aaaaah aaaaaah aaaaaah'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'aaaaah aaaaaah aaaaaah'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'aaaaah aaaaaah aaaaaah'.
Stouthbound says (in common), 'I haven't felt the same'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'doo wop'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'doo wop'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'doo wop'.
Pez giggles.
Babu chuckles, evidently amused.
Stouthbound says (in common), 'YOu know you took my love'.
Pez says (in common), '2 minutes'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'hoocha, kadum'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'hoocha, kadum'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'hoocha, kadum'.
Stouthbound says (in common), 'And a charge of my charm person fetish'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'So sad, doo doop'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'So sad, doo doop'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'So sad, doo doop'.
Stouthbound says '(and worse, my bottle of Ibram repellant)'.
Stouthbound says (in common), 'But baby'.
Pez chuckles, evidently amused.
Stouthbound says (in common), 'BABY I KNOW IIIIITT'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'YOu've lost, that looooving feeeeelin'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'YOu've lost, that looooving feeeeelin'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'YOu've lost, that looooving feeeeelin'.
Pez says (in common), '1 minute'.
Stouthbound says (in common), 'Whooooao that looovin feelin'.
Stouthbound says (in common), 'youve lost that LOOOOOOVIN feeeelin now it's gone'.

The zombie says (in elven), 'gone'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'gone'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'gone'.

Stouthbound says (in common), 'gone'.
Stouthbound says '(and I mean "baby" in a metaphorical way, no jail-bait for this ogre)'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'whoooaoooaooaoooo'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'whoooaoooaooaoooo'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'whoooaoooaooaoooo'.

Pez giggles.
The zombie says (in elven), 'badum...badum...badum dum dum'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'badum...badum...badum dum dum'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'badum...badum...badum dum dum'.
Stouthbound scratches his head.
Pez says (in common), '30 seconds'.
The zombie scratches Stouthbound's back.
The zombie scratches Stouthbound's back.
The zombie scratches Stouthbound's back.
Pez smiles happily.
Stouthbound says (in common), 'heh, I'm spent, hehe'.
Pez nods.
Garvax shows his approval by clapping his hands together.

Stouthbound says (in common), 'and now for the big finaly!'.
Pez says (in common), 'you did very well'.
Stouthbound says (in common), 'Cult style ritualistic suicide!!!'.

The zombie tried to kill herself but missed!
Quick, restrain her!
The zombie EVISCERATES herself!
The zombie devastates herself!
The zombie MUTILATES herself!
The zombie DISEMBOWELS herself!
You hear the zombie's death cry.
The zombie disintegrates before your eyes.
The zombie EVISCERATES herself!
The zombie hits the ground ... DEAD.
The zombie disintegrates before your eyes.
Stouthbound says 'And that how long it took the last time, so she said.'.
Stouthbound gets 416 gold coins.
Pez says (in common), 'sorry times up'.
Pez says (in common), 'i will now calculate you score'.
Babu is so excited that he cheers just for the hell of it.
Stouthbound stops using a Major Amulet of True Seeing.
Stouthbound wears a Major Amulet of Health around his neck.
Cheesemonger chuckles, evidently amused.
Cheesemonger laughs.
Babu claps at Stouthbound's performance.
Stouthbound rests.
IMMORTAL ECHO: I want to know who scored more, Stout, or his venting heckler.
Stouthbound bows deeply.
Stouthbound smiles happily.

Cheesemonger smiles happily.
Stouthbound gossips (in common), 'heh, how come nobody tells me about these things?'.
Garvax says (in common), 'i liked the part when the slaves where going away the most'.
Someone says, 'it's that Perfect vent spell.'.
You clap at his performance.
Stouthbound smirks.
Pez gossips (in common), 'Stouthbound scored 365 points'.
(end log)

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