Pez: Pez Quest 9 Officially Begins!!
Fri Nov 16 21:46:44 2001
To: all
It is time to play Pez Quest 9!
As many of you may know, I was recently reincarnated into
the body of a dwarf. Well, what's done is done and I have to make the
best of it. The problem is that I'm really short, even for a dwarf, and I
haven't found a mirror low enough to the ground to be able to see what
I actually look like! I've only been able to discern a number of clues
from the few snide and rude remarks that have come my way from
various folks I've run into. Therefore, I need your help. Your task
is to help me write my character description. There are only a
few simply rules to follow:

1. You must use all of the words from the clue list below. This is
crucial since these are the clues I've already gathered. If your description
is missing any of these words, it will be rejected. You may alter the
words as far as tense, or pluralization, etc., as long as the meaning stays
the same.


2. The description must comply fully with TFC standards of taste and
decorum. You can be as brutally honest, comical, disgusting, flattering
or idiotic as you please, as long as you remain within the well known
boundaries. Entries that are so obscene as to be unprintable will be
rejected outright. Your treatment of me in the description, negative
or positive, will have no bearing on your chances of winning since I
will not be the final judge of the entries. I will describe how the
winners will be chosen once all entries are received.

3. Finally, all entries should be sent to me, and me alone, at If anyone else is on the recipient list
the entry will be rejected.

All entries must be recieved no later than 12:00 p.m. on November 21st.

Good luck!!!
Pez: Pez Quest 9 Addendum
Fri Nov 16 22:07:12 2001
To: all
Pez Quest entries must be received by 12:00 p.m. mud time, November 21st...
That's 2:00 p.m. Eastern Standard Time.

Players may enter more than once. As always I reserve the right
to alter the game rules and dates for the purposes of Pez Quest continuity.
I also reserve the right to be final arbiter of any disputes that may arise
concerning Pez Quest and the awarding of the jackpot.