Okk: Larry Went Down to Skull Top
Mon Sep 10 23:22:37 2001
"Larry Went Down to Skull Top"
by Okk Orthrakai
(to the tune of "The Devil Went Down to Georgia")
Larry went down to Skull Top
He was looking for a follower to steal
He was in a bind cause he was way behind
And he was willing to make a deal
When he came across this ogre
Working a griddle and cooking it hot
Larry jumped up on top of a pot
And said, "Ogre, let me tell you what
"I guess you didn't know it
But I'm a hungry player too
And if you care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you're a pretty good eater
But give an immortal his due
I'll bet this shiny tinfoil against your soul
To say I can eat more than you"
He said, "My name's Okk
And the Arch-Lich might get mad
But I'll take your bet you're gonna regret
'Cause I'm the hungriest the world's ever had!
Okk, loosen up your belt
And work your griddle hard
'Cause Food's broke loose in Skull Top
And Larry's dues are hard
And if you win you get this shiny foil made of tin
But if you lose you have to join Larry's following!
Larry got out his fork and knife
And said "I'll start this show"
And fire flew from his barbecue
As he lit up the charcoal
Oil spattered from chicken and bacon
And it made an evil hiss
And ribs and steaks were thrown on in
And he sounded something like this:
When Larry finished Okk said,
"Well you're pretty good old son!
But sit down in that chair right there
And let me show you how it's done!
And he ate hamburgers and hot dogs by the ton!
A thousand pounds of ham after he was done
Ate the chickens and the bread pan asking for more
Ate granny's dog while the child screamed "No!"
Larry bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid the shiny foil
On the ground by Okk's feet
Okk said, 'Just come back
if you ever wanna try again!
No, wait, you won't, on second thought
I'm feeling hungry again!
And he slapped Larry between two hamburger buns!
Gobbled him down with some A1!
Licking his fingers, what a good meal!
And the winner walked away with his shiny tinfoil!